It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's g

Also, see >>25611926:
>https://imgur.com/a/xiees
Christmas cards. Pick a nice one, and I'll send it to Celestia's VA (c/o her agent) tomorrow.
>https://strawpoll.me/6143546

...Is using democracy to select a nice card ironic, given Celestia's ultimate authority?

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>>25675914
"From All of Us," how is this even a question?

>Celestia gets the wrong idea and wears your Christmas stocking
Hearth's Warming is ruined forever

>>25675946
Pic sauce?

>>25676027

Nevermind. It's a cropped preview of a print.

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>>25675868
>What parts of her character are still open to invention, or interpretation?
Celestia is a kind and benevolent ruler with a calm and collected demeanor who occasionally shows some more earthly emotions, that's it. The rest is a blank slate waiting to be filled.

>Could these form an episode of her own?
Probably, but she won't get a single one.


>>25675914
Not a fan of her VA, or any other, to be honest.

>>25675868
>what _don't_ we know about Celestia? What parts of her character are still open to invention, or interpretation?
Her love life.

And pretty much all of the time between Nightmare Moon's banishment to now, such how she handled having to take over her sister's royal duties and the emotional impact her banishment had on Celestia.
And all the other barely imaginable stuff that could've happened in that millenium. Wars, cultural developments, personal adventures, students she had before Twilight...

She's so fucking old. There's so much to speculate about.

>>25675983
I don't see anything wrong with that idea.

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Is it legal to marry both sisters

>>25676281
It is if they say it is.

>>25676281
that's greedy, anon.

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>>25676281
>dragk

>>25676305
but why

>>25676316
I don't remember, to be honest. I think embarrassing grasp of English and unashamed hello-X-hello-Y-we-are-fucking-now self-insert?

>>25675868
Hahahahahaha. God that op!

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>>25676281
Yes. Have satyr kids with them both too.

>>25676316
Probably because of his handsome self-insert.

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Reposting, because a feel shared is a feel halved

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>"Anon... Please."

Cake, tummy rubs, and her sister; these are the three things Celestia loves truly

...but not as much as her kingdom.

...but what would we get Celly for Horse Christmas?

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>>25677097
a cuddle

>>25677103
Eh: she can have those any time. Horse Christmas is about finding that special something that they wouldn't otherwise obtain for themselves.

...although a cuddle would be nice tho

>>25677124
finding horse jesus?

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>>25676305
dragk is literally not any worse than any of the AiE fic writers and their readers
Which is everyone here

>>25676216
>Her love life

Go read the Reflections arc.
>inb4 "B-But the comics aren't canon!"
I know the arc overall was crap, but it's still the closest thing we'll probably ever get to seeing Celestia ever having an actual romantic relationship. Hell, it's the closest we'll ever see to her getting to be a normal woman. We know she has a bit of a hidden playful side, but it's always quickly put away behind the royal visage. She makes mistakes. She angers Starswirl to the point of forcing him to destroy the portal to the Reflections world. She gets to experience love. Yeah, it was with Mirror!Sombra, but it's at least some form of a relationship. And it's the only real known time Celestia was truly happy after she had to banish Nightmare Moon. Sucky writing or not, we know more about Celestia from that one arc than in anything else.

Thick thighs and wide birthing hips.

>>25677950
The bigger problem with that arc in general was that it was touted as something that was going to give depth to Celestia's character when in fact it pretty much did nothing except paint her in a bad light.

She fell in love instantly with Sombra, love at first sight is certainly possible but not to the extent that it was shown in the comic. Celestia had just shown that she was capable at putting the needs of her subjects above her own happiness by banishing Luna, the fact that she was threatening not only her own existence but everyone else's over some dude she had spent so little time with is ludicrous.
And by the end of the comic absolutely nothing had changed, we leaned nothing about Celestia. Other than she was willing to destroy everything over some dude she had met quite recently. To make matters even worse their actual relationship had pretty much no expansion other than that they were apparently quite literally madly in love with each other so to the reader Celestia's actions seemed downright retarded because there was no emotional attachment to the relationship. We still don't know how she acts away from the crown or how her true personality is, nothing. The comic was throwaway, nothing from it will ever be referenced and it did nothing to expand on the characters personality. That above all makes it fit quite nicely with the whole "the comics are not cannon" thing.

As far as the comics go we learned much more about her comic personality in the Luna micro and the big mac arc than Reflections which showed nothing.

>>25678172
Celestia wouldn't even know what 'Sieg heil' implies.

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>>25678158
>Celestia had just shown that she was capable at putting the needs of her subjects above her own happiness by banishing Luna, the fact that she was threatening not only her own existence but everyone else's over some dude she had spent so little time with is ludicrous
This.

That's my biggest beef with that arc too.
It was a poor example of a love story and it ignored an important part of Celestia's character: Her ability to be reasonable and levelheaded.

>>25678238
>implying ponies don't have a equestrian version of german

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>>25676388
I would.

Is last human still updating? or is that writefag kill?

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>>25679932
alif

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>>25680079
ye

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>>25680447
>filename

>>25680599
i know that reference

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>>25680599

>>25680664
sauce?

>>25678050
This awakens something in me, not sure what.

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>>25680677

>>25680713
tfw the original comic is not as lewd as expected


OTHER QUESTION
how stupid would it look if a good solaire cosplay would show up at comiccon?
Are there any Celestia cosplayers there?

>>25680775

I began reading it expecting lewd elves so I know the feeling.

Also I'm pretty sure there's plenty of MLP cosplay at comic con.

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Sun pone is not for sexual.

>>25680775
Good solaire cosplays are great. I remember at a con, one praised at me cause I was wearing a TOP SUN cap. Plus it was hella cool when a Celestia cosplay did show up and they posed for pictures together.

>>25675868
There is one question that can never truly be answered, What topping would she like on her pizza? Is she a lady that likes peppers or olives? Both?

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>>25680818
MT's art is cute.

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>>25680865
It is.

>>25678132
>tfw

>>25680835
She'd probably like margarita pizza. Or grandma pizza (fresh mozzarella, basil, tomato sauce, on a thin crust square, for you plebs out there). Something simple with a lot of flavor to it.

Imagine if she never had pizza before? What would you make for her?

>>25680975
I didn't think it was possible to be a pizza-hipster but you've managed to surprise me. Good job.

>>25680994
>hipster
Don't think you know what that word means. I hate margarita pizza but I feel like she'd like it. The other kind comes from the old country.

>>25680994
How is any of that hipster.

>>25680818
>Top Sun hat

Where can I get one?

Pics?

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>>25680975
>Margarita

It's Margherita you uncultured swine.

>>25678132
>>25680943
>you will never feel them wrap around you while you trail kisses along her neck
anon, why

>>25681026
not in my America you communist bastard

>>25681039
not into getting kissed anywhere else besides the lips or dick. rather kiss her neck

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>"Babies come from there...?"

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>>25681007
I got it done custom at a hat store.

>>25681125
How awkward of a conversation was it when you explained to the person why you wanted that done?

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>>25681182
The dudebro running the machine was a horsefucker. Joked about me having shit taste in pone, said I should get into a real pony like Applejack. I quipped back and said I'm not a forniphiliac. So naw, wasn't really that awkward. At the most a few people around the store were staring.

>>25681289
>dudebro
>horsefucker

I can't imagine a worse combination. At least dudebros are typically nice. Although obnoxious.

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>>25680994

"Lol I hate hipsters so much ther so dumb, jus like justin bieber am I right guies?"

Get the fuck back to reddit, there's nothing wrong with a pizza that isn't your extra large stuffed crust domino's pizza with everything on it

>>25681368
triggered

>>25680975
mushroom and black olives pizza is always my favorite maybe she would like it too

>>25681368
>lel you uncultured swine this is how real pizza is supposed to be

Fuck off.

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>>25681592
Get that google translate pole shit out of here.

>>25681829
I used bing translate and its really sweet ťbh fàm

>>25675868
9
already?
wat

hello sun

>>25676281
Does the guy who wrote Satellite Lovers post on /mlp/?
Is he dead?

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>>25684210
hello anon! what are you up to?

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>>25684435
That comic really gets me rocks off.

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>>25680447
>find artist on derpibooru
>browsing through other stuff he's done
>https://derpiboo.ru/977736?scope=scpe8d8bef654e80fd22c227695fe506217aee393505
>mfw

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>>25684510
I like this artist

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>>25684638
Definitely. Going through his lewds, he just has the perfect blend of anatomy and show-like appearance in all his art.

Probably the one artist I can fap to on a regular basis because of that.

>>25684510

Man his art really falls apart when there's more than one character in the frame.

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>>25684638
that one is really cute

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>9

>>25681368
Domino's doesn't sell stuffed crust, last I checked.
:^)

>>25685775
they most the time put garlic knots with every pizza

>>25685794
I don't know what fancy Domino's you're ordering from, but they don't ever put in garlic knots with my pizza.

>>25685775
>dominos.
Unless its 2am and you're drunk, there is no excuse to call them.

>>25685861
I'm a Pizza Hut man myself.
To keep this on topic with the thread, what would Celestia's favorite pizza place be?

>>25685899
She'd like somewhere local that made it brick oven or coal oven style. She'd purposely never tell anyone because she'd fear if the populace found out she liked that specific place, they'd overrun the joint and the quality would decline. She pays very well to keep the owner from bragging about it.

If we're talking its 2am and Celestia is drunk, I'd say Pizza hut too.

>>25685899
Probably some loca place.

>>25685861
i like dominos

>>25685927
>>25685936
I'd write something about Celestia and pizza if I hadn't already done one with Luna.
It'd be hard to avoid a repeat.

>>25686015
Link the Luna one? Maybe I'll write the Celestia one and have a better shot not repeating yours.

>>25686024
http://pastebin.com/L63f4gkE
Guess who.

Wow this went to page 9 pretty fast.

It's a slow /sun/ day.

>>25687280
2 more hours and it's Monday. Hopefully a fast Monday.

>>25686061
I gotcha senpai.

>Finished up a long night of playing Canasta with the royal ponies.
>Twilight couldn't make it so you had to be Celestia's partner.
>Luna refuses to be with her sister so she's always paired up with Cadence.
>You felt a little awkward, like any young adult would feel in a retirement home or something like that.
>All the older mares did was gossip and drink boxed wine.
>You couldn't believe the most powerful ponies in the entire country drank something so cheap and terrible.
>Celestia was cleaning up the cards and dirty plates as Cadence and Luna wobbled off to sleep or whatever it was they were going to do.
>"You learned fast, Anon, thank you for filling in tonight."
>She winked and you blushed.
>Celestia knew you had a bit of a crush on her.
>To put it mildly.
>She still hasn't quite returned your advances but maybe she had enough wine to at least--
>"All that excitement has left me quite hungry. Care to join me for something appropriate for this hour?"
"What would that be?"
>"Why, pizza, Anonymous! You told me you went to college! Certainly you have had a late night pizza delivery!"
>Practically once a week, if you remembered correctly.
>It never occurred to you that Celestia ate pizza.
>Especially the kind you get this late at night.
>"Come, Anonymous! We must write a letter to Little Caesar!"
>She happily trotted to a desk with parchment and a quill.
>You noticed Luna wasn't the only one with a bit of a sway to her step.
>"Hmmm, what toppings, Anon?"
>Before you have a chance to answer...
>"I like fresh tomatoes and banana peppers!"
>She began scribbling.
>"That will be enough for me, what do you want?"
"Umm...all the toppings I like are...ya know, meat."
>"Oh....that is unfortunate. The griffon pizzeria closed two hours ago."
>Wait you could have been getting hot sausage and pepperoni all this time?!
>You bit your lip and could taste blood.
>Six months of vegetarian everything for no damned reason

>>25687499
I like it so far.

>>25687499
>not ordering 5 orders of crazy bread

>>25687499
>You settled on red peppers and fresh mozzarella.
>"I should get one for Luna too, she enjoys feta cheese."
>Celestia scratched the last bit of information on the parchment, rolled it up into a scroll, and sent it away with her magic.
"Wait...why would you send that to Spike?"
>She blinked, then giggled.
>"Oh Anon, Spike isn't the only dragon I employ. Little Caesar works at the pizzeria."
>You got to be kidding me.
>"He is a little older than Spike but all he does is help out there. He eats a little too much though, working in a pizza parlor afterall."
>She smiles.
>Oh god you know that smile.
>That's the smile of someone about to...
>"You might say he's gotten a little..."
>No
>Please
>Don't.
>"..doughy!"
>She smiles super wide.
>You feel your soul wince in pain.
>"Hehehe, I do believe some of this wine has gotten to my head."
>She continues having a giggle fit while you facepalm and consider leaping from the tower.
>All of this is interrupted when another letter materializes and plops to the floor.
>"...what is this?"
>You retrieve the scroll and unroll it.
"It says they don't deliver past 1. No exceptions. Even for Princesses."
>She snatches the letter with her magic.
>You watch her eyes scan the text.
>"New manager!? Oh I will...come Anonymous. We do battle."
>What?
>She's already out the door, storming down the hallway.
>"Nobody makes Princess Celestia use the pickup option!"
>You sprint to catch up.
>You've never seen her move this fast before.
"Why not...send one of the guards!?"
>"THEY'LL SCREW IT UP!!"
>She bellows at the top of her lungs but clears her throat and quickly regains her sunny disposition.
>"Besides, I believe this new manager requires a stern talking to from his best customer."
>She forced a smile while she kicked open the front door to the palace.

>>25687823
This is good

>>25687823
>You followed Celestia into the city.
>Ponies still awake gasped and bowed,
>Most saw how determined she looked and got out of her way in a hurry.
>You had to practically jog to keep pace.
>"No delivery past 1..."
>She kept mumbling to herself.
>You were a little worried for the safety of whoever made that change but truth be told you were looking forward to seeing Celestia act improper for once.
>Who knew it only took a box of wine and undelivered pizza to get her all riled up?
>When you got there, it looked like the kind of place you'd find in Brooklyn NY.
>You know when it reads "PIZZA" on a green or red awning, right before some mobster shoots the place up.
>Only thing missing was "TONYS FAMOUS" or something equally stereotypical.
>She let herself in, the door yanked clean open with her magic, and you reluctantly followed.
>There was a tubby looking dragon laying across the counter.
>He had yellowish scakes with red and white speckles about them.
>A little taller than Spike but definitely fatter
>Celestia noticed he was snoozing and she angrily stomped her hoof.
>He was startled awake and nearly fell off the counter.
>When he saw who it was he straightened up really quickly.
>"Eyyyy! Celestia!"
>Jesus Motherfucking Christ, he even had the accent.
>You know the kind.
>"Don't you 'eyyyyy' me, Caesar!"
>She snorted and the dragon looked very nervous.
>"I pay triple what every other pony pays for your pizzas and I pay extra for Red Sauce to keep his mouth closed about my shopping here, how DARE you refuse to deliver to my castle!"
>His tail began to thrash about.
>"Come aaaahn, ya know there ain't no pony I rather deliver to then you! Problems is this new guy...I don't know what he's thinkin' but he don't wanna have delivery pony past midnight! Something bout profits, they low or something!"
>"I'm sure you eating everything has nothing to do with it!"
>He cleared his throat and fidgeted.
>"Get him. Now."
>Caesar nodded and leaped off the counter.

>>25688126
"Do you think you were too hard on him?"
>You asked, after Celestia took a seat in one of those red booth things every pizza place on earth has.
>She snorted again and tapped the table.
>"He was always a lazy little shit."
>Holy hell, she was mean when she was hungry.
>"Sunset Shimmer hatched him to be an assistant but all he ever did was eat, sleep, and steal."
"Sounds like a dragon to me."
>"Hardly."
>The door from the back opened and a poindexter-ish pony emerged.
>"Princess Celestia!?"
>He blurted out and bowed.
>She grinned.
>It frightened you a little.
>"Are you the one who decided to stop delivering to the castle?"
>Her tone had changed a little.
>It was still stern but it had that motherly quality back in it.
>The pony nodded and looked like he was about to cry.
>"Business was slow after midnight, I just thought--"
>"It's alright, little one. Stand up."
>He shakily got up.
>Celestia smiled warmly at him.
>You were in awe of her manipulating this poor pony.
>"Lets say this time you throw in some garlic bread."
"And an eggplant parm hero."
>She shot you a look.
>You stuck your tongue out.
>"I-I-I....I can do that!"
>He galloped back and started yelling at Caesar to prepare the extensive order.
>Celestia smiled.
"Does this happen often?"
>"What, Anon?"
"You happily threaten ponies for free food?"
>"Oh, come now, if he had simply delivered the pizza like he should have, we wouldn't be in this predicament."
>She nudged you under the table with one of her legs.
>Then winked.
>You fumbled for something to say but couldn't come up with anything.
>Stupid sexy Celestia.

>>25688334
>30 minutes (or less) later
>Celestia trots happily out of the pizza parlor, a slice of pizza hanging from her mouth.
>You're in trail, carrying three pizza boxes, a smaller box full of breadsticks and a foil wrapped hero.
>"Meemmmfaps Mumfm moo mahmb um mem"
>She tried to talk between bites.
"Chew and swallow, Princess."
>She rolled her eyes but complied.
>"I said, 'perhaps I was too hard on them', for this pizza is quite good."
>She nibbled on the crust.
>You wish you could know yourself but she snatched a piece then 'encouraged' you to carry the rest and follow her.
>"We should go on pizza dates more often, Anon! Perhaps we can try that place with the griffons. Meat on pizza sounds revolting but I am sure you will enjoy it."
>Got that right.
>Wait..
>Date?
"Princess, this isn't a date."
>"Oh why not, Anon? We went out together, bought food--"
"Hustled food."
>"Details. We ACQUIRED food, and even had a delightful conversation!~"
"About the food we were going to demand for free."
>It was her turn to stick her tongue out at you.
>"Don't be a gloomy gus, Anon."
>Yea, she was right, all this time you have been trying to get her to go on a date with you.
>So what if the first one was pizza and misdemeanor robbery?
"Can we skip Canasta with your girlfriends next time then?"
>"I suppose we could. Do you like racing? I have been told the wonderbolt derby is a delightful time!"
"I can't afford tickets."
>She laughed.
>"Don't be ridiculous, Anon. I can be your...what is the term? Mother of sugar?"
"Sure. That's it."
>"Splendid! Now hurry, we have to get back before the pizza gets cold or Luna becomes morose."
>She picked up the pace, you struggled to follow.
>What a friggin' night.
>Least you got free food out of it.

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>>25688475
And that's it.
http://pastebin.com/hxEwj2W7

>>25688562
I liked it. Good job.

>>25688475
>Celestia will never be your mother of sugar

>>25688562
Thanks anon. I had a good time.

>>25688475
>Princess Celestia will never pay for the rest of your college tuition
>Princess Celestia will never take you shopping just to shut you the fuck up about wanting more attention

>wake up
>shake gauntlet-clad fist at pony protestors down below, outside the castle gates
>implying not sleeping in your armour
>stomp outside to quell the ruckus
>about to feed a pony his own sign when he points to the text
>'NO PROBLEMS TODAY'
>another cheerfully waves a banner
>'SUNNY C = A-OK'
>'WE <3 OUR PRINCESSes'
>...
>aww, ain't that cute
>but it's wrong
>pick hippie pony up by the hind legs and push her around like a vacuum cleaner as punishment
>English is a forbidden tongue for ponies, you see

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>>25690126
no
i dont like it

>>25690244
>fire breath
Er, I thought her d-mail connection was through magic. Like, horn magic. Not dragon magic.

Boo on that artist. Boo, I say.

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>>25690260
>Implying Celestia isn't also a dragon in disguise.

>>25688562
From one writefag to another, it was good.
>Check pastebin.
>It's Fizzles, the guy everyone loves.
>He read my story.

So should I be feeling something?

>>25690902
Celly isn't a dragon.

We'll never, ever, ever see her put to good use, never mind showing off her power, though.

...I'm sad now

>>25692029
those poorly-drawn wings disgust me

>>25691776
Naw. Unless you're feeling a desire to write more, then you should feel that.

>>25692029
Fetish acquired
enjoy your ban

>>25692061
Feeling particularly lazy and with an urge to torture myself with Mario Party.
Maybe if I feel like it later, I'll write something about Anon, Celestia, Luna, and Cadance playing Mario Party.
If I do, don't expect it to be good. My "Anon plays vidya with Celestia and Luna watching" wasn't a particularly good one.

>>25692223
please go away

>>25692351
He's flustering his dick is what he's doing.

>>25692351
I kinda like futalestia sometimes

>>25692437
r63=/=futa

>>25692456
No shit?

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>sips tea

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>>25693037
>sips sunny D

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>>25693070
>"Anon, you are a silly!"

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Q t-est scrunch

>>25693174
I don't think she's ever scrunched in the show.

...I think that's a good thing?

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>>25690902
>Implying Celestia isn't also a robot in disguise

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>>25693312

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>>25689467
>KnightAnon disciplining ponies for perceived slights
FOR THE SUN! [crash.wav]
DEUS VULT! [slide_whistle.ogg] [stock_explosion.wav]
AVE CELESTIAAAAaaaaaagh[wilhelm_scream.ogg]

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>>25693324
aww

>>25693324
Confirming this is one of my favorites too.

I have about half of a green written loosely based on it, but got halfway through and realized I didn't know where to go.

>>25694357
I started a similar green with similar result (no clue where to go with it) Anon from present day arrives and all the ponies are a little too excited to see him, but can't explain why. They bring him to Celestia, and she practically starts crying with joy upon seeing a creator, before straightening up and delivering an incredibly detailed status report. Anon can only stand there with a 1000 yard stare until she realizes something is wrong.

Is anyone still interested in The Last Human? Or would you guys rather me continue it on fimfiction and start something new?

>>25694487
Oooh, I think I remember that one. That was a good one indeed!

Mine had a somewhat different idea: Anon, Celestia and Luna, and Discord were intended to function as rough approximations of a 3-part government to assist in the development of the ponies.
> Anon is the executive branch - an AI built in the Creators' image, given access to all their fun tools, and set to provide an overarching control of the ponies' development.
> Celestia and Luna are the representatives - acting as voices for the ponies and providing more direct management of their activities.
> Discord was the judiciary, empowered both to hunt down rogue AIs and judge whether the actions of the other two branches were within acceptable moral parameters.
When the Creators stopped talking Discord concluded that his directives no longer had meaning - what do the morals of a dead race matter? - and went a little insane, taking on that name and acquiring his malevolent state. Celestia and Luna concluded that the ponies were their charge, and as the ponies were still around they still had duties to do. Anon quietly shepherds along the relics the Creators left behind - including a small starship fleet - but doesn't know what to do anymore, as both planet and ponies have reached the stage of development the Creators intended.

I still might write it some time, when I get done with my current projects.

>>25694644
How close would you say it is to being done?

>>25694644
WRITE
JUST WRITE
WRIIIIIIITE

>>25695053
>How close would you say it is to being done?
Uhhhhhh. The flash back arc is.....almost done? After that the lead up to the climax and yadda yadda yadda. So I'd say Almost finish, but no time soon I think. But I'm game for starting new if I've spent too long on this one.

>>25676221
I love this gif but I wish somebody would replace discord with human hands or something

>>25695198
Dayum that's a long story.

Okay, I'll say that my interest is still there, but that's a lot of material to cover.

>>25695544
Well, if at least guy is interested, that's enough for me to get off my lazy ass. I'll be trying to come up with more ideas too

>>25694644
Go for it

>>25693573
He's like a bad itch, Eddy!

>>25695673
yea

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>>25697271

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>>25697271
The lordosis reflex is a beautiful thing.

>>25694644
I still read it and look forward to you finishing it but I will admit I find myself skipping it here and just reading it on fimfiction because its more convenient.
To be honest I think its just gotten too long for it to work in these threads, its pretty hard to just jump into it as a new reader.

>>25697366
Point taken. Maybe I will just continue it on fimfic and just update the pastebin.

>>25697342
Reading the Wikipedia article is a little unsettling.

>>25675868
Who is this white swam?

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>>25697539

>>25697342
what now

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>>25697640
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lordosis+reflex

>>25697742
From what I read it sounds like a total involuntary response.

>>25697769

It's automatic but not involuntary. A cat will usually do it if you scritch them the right way, but a pissed-off cat won't.

>>25697342
>Celestia is unable to resist presenting around you.
>She knows it's hideously improper behavior, that the servants are talking behind her back.
>But every time she sees you, she feels the tremble in her muscles and her body assuming the familiar posture.
>Cheeks burning with shame, she tries to at least keep her tail clamped down to preserve her modesty.
Why do I find this so hot?

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>>25697742
>>25697769
>>25697817
>rub celestia's qt mark
>her back arches and tail raises
>hfw

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>>25697817
>>25697827
>>25697842
Need it

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rip in piss sunday thread

celestia would be saddened

>>25697842
>>25697897
I'm busy with something else and you say this shit and make me want to write it.
Never change and never stop giving me ideas, /sun/.

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>>25697301

>>25697460
I would def at least make notice here when you do update it though. Not only to give a heads up to those that did only read it here but also for that chance of attracting a new reader.
Either way thanks alot for not abandoning it, even if it does take you a while to finish it would really be a bummer to not see the ending.

Is the drawfag who was posting pencil sketches every Sun-day thread still around?

>>25698913
She's lost all four golden horseshoes? Poor form, Princess.

y'know, the pretty golden hoof things, with the tall pointy parts perfect for slicing into vulnerable armour-chinks and throats in ancient, terrible Equestria?

oh come on. Like that's not a ninja star right there. You could whip your mane back and forth like a frigging club.

>>25699504
i like when she doesn't have it on she has cute hooves

Is there any good stories with Celestia in that that may also have a Christmas these? Also no clop read enough.

What kind of Celly do you prefer /sun/? Sexually repressed virgin, matured with years of experience, or crazy nympho slut?

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>>25699713
Matured with years of experience. Although these are some pretty big extremes you're proposing.

>>25699669
This Magic Moment has a really sweet hearth's warming eve scene but it's not the focus of the story.

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>>25699713
Any of the first two.

>>25698211
Why. They aren't very good.

>>25699713
Cuddlebug cake connoisseur, with a spark of mischief underneath her love of her duty, her kingdom, her sister, and the ponies who look up to her.

>>25700408
Also tummy rubs, but that's her special secret.

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>>25699754
The author often promises he's going to update the story but it's not going to happen.

any1 got that picture of a guy dressed like Solaire holding a Celestia body pillow?

>>25681829
its probably translated english -> polish, as it makes little to no sense

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>>25697827
>>25697842
>>25697897
Someone make it happen

>>25701955
>sensuous-lestia
Hnnngh

>>25701628
>U-Unf...

Celestia and Anon decide to troll ponies: one day has him leading her by a leash like a pet, and another day the roles are reversed, with Anon acting like a stereotypical ape.

However, things go to shit when the ponies believe the leash itself is some kind of evil, magical artifact.

>>25703295
>You blink and wince as the sun shines bright on your eyes.
>Cadance had a hell of a kick.
>Suddenly, Celestia's beautiful face comes into view, she's smiling down at you.
"Ah, thank you Princes-"
>"YOU GOT KNOCKED THA FUGGG OUT!"
>Celestia laughs and gallops away from you, back to her sister and Twilight playing dice.

>>25685899
Sun pizza

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>>25700408
This

>>25703455
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

>>25704423
IVE BEEN HERE FOR YEARS

Since thread needs a bump, have some Sunbutt-flavored greentext from an AiE thread a while back.

Just a scene or two that came to me. Any story is implicit rather than explicit, if that makes sense. I had to write it, to get it out of my head. Yes, the "biped" is human. No, he's not from our world.

Commentary and criticism welcome.

>Celestia's POV
>The biped sat on the bench in the cell, awkward in his bandages, staring through the bars at you.
"I apologize for your surroundings, but I hope you understand why we have to determine what you are and whether you are dangerous before we decide what to do with you."
>He nods slowly, his grey eyes never leaving you. He's not talkative, this one. Taciturn, even.
>You look at him in the dim light. Magic aids your senses and shows you things mere light cannot.
>He could be mistaken for a minotaur but he's definitely not one.
>He looks old and tired, you decide. The grey hair at his temples, the lines on his face, probably mean the same things for his people as they do for your little pones.
>And he seems weary. Drained. You wonder if he's ill. Your magic shows you nothing obviously wrong, beyond his broken arm and a crude mechanical prosthetic leg, but you don't know nearly enough about this species to generalize.
"How did you get here?"
>His voice is a soft monotone. "Don't know."
"What were you doing before you came here?"
>"Doesn't matter. I'm a dangerous monster. You should kill me."
"Please?"
>"Been through this before with other jailer, but will tell you too."
"Well, I don't understand all the terms in the notes."
>His eyes narrow ever so faintly at that. You almost miss it in the dim light.
>"Was flying a close-support mission. Firebase Starlight was under attack by insurgents, with sappers in the wire. They called code 'Broken Arrow.' Requested immediate suppression, guns only, danger close, on east salient.

>>25706984
>"Flew there at all deliberate speed. Forward air controller on ground marked friendly position with yellow smoke. Went hot and rolled into a north-south attack run. Expended most of my twenty mike-mike in three passes."
>"Forward air controller told me there was at least a battalion-sized insurgent element a few hundred meters to the east, advancing out of an olive orchard. Could see their green tracers myself. Gave them my load of snake 'n' nape."
>"And then there was a flash and a bang. Figured I caught a Strela. Plane was on fire. Ejected. Landed in grassy field. Moment before, had been over desert, flying support mission over southern Iran.
>"Plane gone. Firebase gone. Insurgents gone. Landed on bright green grass. Cool breeze. Birds singing in distance. Arm broken from ejection."
>He pauses and stares at you a long, long time.
>"Are you a Valkyrie?"
"What is a--no, I don't think so."
>"Are you the Devil?"
"What?"
>"I died, didn't I? Aren't I dead? I am pretty sure this isn't Valhalla. It must be Hell."
>You do recall the notes from Clever Quill said the prisoner appeared to be agitated and confused.
"No. You are very much alive."
>His whole frame sags. He puts his face in his good hand and--is he weeping?
>"Why not? I've been trying for eighteen years. Ever since--"
>He stands up awkwardly and hobbles forward, and puts his good hand on the bars. "Kill me. Kill me!"
>You stare at him. His request is incomprehensible. The anguish and despair boiling out of him are not.
"You want to die?"
>"I have to die in battle. I have to show contempt for death. That's the only--" he trails off.
"Why do you want to die?"
>"Eighteen years ago."
"I don't understand."
>"1994."
"I still don't understand."
>"March seventeenth, 1994."
"Is that a date?"
>He sighs.
>"When the North Koreans made good on their threat to bomb Tokyo."

>>25706997
>You can only stare.
>"Four million people died."
>This is horrifying to you, but you have heard of no such event--then again, the indications are that your guest is from another world.
>"Four million people, including my wife and our daughters. I'm only alive because I was called back from vacation early for some stupid shit at the office."
>Oh dear Creators--
>"We had boomers just off the coast. The retaliation was only hours in coming. President Perot may have been a comical little motherfucker but he didn't fuck around with the Norks. Two hours later Pyongyang, Hamhung, and three more Nork cities were glassy craters."
>"It didn't bring my family back, my family that I couldn't protect."
>"And what was left of the Nork military invaded the South. I joined the Army, hoping that it wouldn't be over and done with by the time I finished training. I needn't have worried."
>"Was a chemical engineer by training, but I volunteered for infantry, and they were too desperate to be picky."
>"I had this idea that maybe, just maybe, I could find the motherfuckers who killed my wife and kids, see. And when I did that, then I'd be able to die."
>"They took my platoon direct from Basic to Korea, without even AIT, and put us into the line. I was at Chongwon, and we held the line while the Air Force whaled on the Norks in the bulge and bombed their supply lines."
>"And when they broke we followed them north, all the way to the Yalu. They weren't interested in peaceful reunification, apparently. Did two tours on counterinsurgency duty with the Wolfhounds."

>>25707006
>"Went straight from there to the second Iraq war in '97. Didn't have to re-up but I didn't give a fuck any more. Didn't have a home or a family or a job left to go to."
>"Went through Anbar Province with a sharp e-tool and a red-hot M16. Two tours there. Lost my left leg to a mine in 2000."
>"Army said I was disabled. Kicked me out with a little pension. Wouldn't even take me back when the Iran war started up in '05."
>"Signed on with a PMC called Shroudline. They wanted me to be an instructor. Did that a few years. Got my pilots' license on leave."
>"Shroudline had its own tiny little air force of antiques, relics, and worn-out crap various former Soviet allies sold off cheap. They needed people crazy enough to fly them and I qualified, even with one leg."
>"Flew a sixty-year-old Skyraider for a couple years, until this morning."
>"And now I'm not dead. Why am I not dead?"
>He suddenly lunges for you, extending his good hand through the bars, tries to grab you by the neck. You see the tear streaks in the soot on his face.
>"Why can't I die?"
>You don't understand half or more of what he said. But who and what he is are clear enough.
"I have no answers for you, but" and you try to give him your most ingratiating smile, "perhaps we can help you--"
>His response is a glare and silence.

>>25707024
Continue. I am reading this.

>>25707124
That's all of it.

It just came into my head all at once, a scene of Celestia meeting a human being who is VERY damaged, and not just physically. What can she do for someone who apparently genuinely wants to die? Wait for him to heal somewhat, then hand him a spear and point him at the villain of the week? And would that be in character for her?

Scenes like this came to me for an animoo crossover fic I will probably never write, Neon Genesis Evangelion + Ah My Goddess + MLP. I know, I've got the autisms.

>>25707024
I quite enjoyed this, Anon. Great work.

>>25707421
Thanks.

>>25707206
Ah! Well, in that case by all means continue. Someone will probably throw the >le edge meme out at some point, but I'm genuinely curious how you see her approaching such a situation.

>>25707711
ah.

Ever watched NGE? Imagine a scene in which Sunbutt and Dr. Ritsuko Akagi meet. The latter's reaction isn't snark, or sarcasm, or even "holy shit a talking horse." She's dumbstruck and terrified, beyond speech, and never does quite get used to the "talking ki-rin."

>>25707874
NGE?

>>25708087
Neon Genesis Evangelion. It's a really well made, really trippy and brutal giant mecha anime from the 90s. It's a "deconstruction," which asks questions about what it would really be like to be the teenage hero of a giant mecha anime, to have the weight of the world on your shoulders and have to fight over and over to save the world, and get no respect for it, and be treated like a kid all the rest of the time. It's got conspiracies and cosmic horror and psychological breakdown, and depending on who's talking about it, it's either the greatest anime of all time or it's one long cheap mindfuck, a prank played by the producer on his fans. 20 years after it aired it's still got lots of fans and lots of fanwork and fanwank all over the Internets.

>>25708148
>Update
oh i could never get into anime

>>25708157
Not even if I tell you it has Teh Rei?

>>25708163
i've tried a lot of anime. the closest i get is watching dragonballz as a kid and loving that and avatar. fma wasn't that bad but the rest is aids to me.

>>25708148
>well made
It's a shit anime with mediocre at best writing. The whole thing is a jumpy pile of poorly written characters that feels like it was made by some depressed nip writing about whatever he was sad about that day (which it actually is). Anybody thinking it's clever or deep is either trying to look cool or is so fucked in the head that they can't even see how bullshit it is and truly believe it's gospel.

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kanashii panda makes me wish for the show to reform chrysalis so her and celestia can have questionably romantic high jinks

what about celestia in justice league?

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>>25708363

>>25699713
>matured with years of experience
Only one that make sense. Though between her age and the fact her youth is eternal, she must have gone through so many sexual phases you're better off not asking her about that history.

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>>25709040

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>>25709028
>>25709040
>>25709049
>>25709065
Give me back my sides you fucking thief.

>>25709065
love it

>>25709088
>The Mane 6 make prank calls to Celestia's horn in the middle of the night.
>She retaliates by butt-dialing them at inopportune moments.

>>25709088
>>25709118
thanks. I had the idea and requested it in an art thread a while back.

if anyone knows how to glue all four of them together into one picture, I wouldn't mind if it got uploaded to Derpibooru for safe keeping.

no, I don't know who the artist was.

>>25709148
>butt dialing
>with her horn
>That in this joke-universe is detachable
...lewd....

>>25709290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

>>25688475
Awesome story anon.

>>25688663
Why live?

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>>25700408
Definitely this

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If Celestia could stop ruling Equestria with no worries or regrets what do you think she would take up as a hobby/career with her long life?
Probably the most obvious would be running her school full-time. Any other ideas?

>>25709766
Yeah, I could very definitely see her running a school. Despite being a highly adept manager, I don't think she'd go for a big one, though - do that, and you lose the persona touch she'd be craving after all those years as the distant ruler. She'd want a school small enough she can still take a moment to pop in, say hello to the foals, and maybe even teach a class herself on occasion.

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>>25709766
She'd give walking tours of Canterlot. The only tour you can take where the guide lived through everything and every time she ran it, the route was different as she let a different memory guide the path. Walking with Celestia would be a real treat, she probably knows the history of every building you can imagine. and not every one was a brothel or an opium den!
I guess the short answer is she'd be a historian.

>>25709766
I think I could see her running a hotel of some sort in the middle of nowhere. Occasionally somepony would walk in with nothing to pay her with for a nights stay, but she'd be generous and just ask for their company instead. I feel like I just wrote the plot to a corny smutfic

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>It will never be yours

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>>25711372
Why do you hurt me so.

>>25705701
I love fancy-lestia. Like taking her out (accompanying lel) to the inaugural Wonderbolts Derby, or something.

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>>25712097

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>This is for that lighting storm last nigh!

>>25711372
I want to rub that pregnant belly.

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Have you made any friends today /sun/?

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>>25716100
I never make any friends.

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>>25675868

>>25716100
Not the last time I checked, which was just now.

>>25716150
Do you think princess hair is flammable?

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>>25717145
Maybe a little.

>>25717628
saved to be honest family

>>25716126
If it meant getting to touch the sunnybuns, I could handle being friendless.

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>>25716100
Yes actually, in the elevator just this morning on my way down to get breakfast. Dude was pretty nice, good taste in books and music. Had a nice chat about em over eggs and bacon. Then we hooked up via voice chat earlier this night to play some vidya online. He's pretty new, and fairly bad at it, but I had some fun showing him the ropes. Gonna meet again tommorow to go to some party he mentioned.

inb4 normalfag get out reee.

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>>25709766
>what do you think she would take up as a hobby/career with her long life?
She'd travel, see the world beyond her borders, and maybe save a few lost souls along the way.

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>>25717847
I'm glad for you Anon! I'm sure our princess would be too.

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>page 8
pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5lIWti4VUw

>>25715198
>you will never make sweet, gentle love to your pregnant Princess

>>25719808
Bad feel man.

A few months before...

https://derpiboo.ru/1040237

>>25720806
dude
what

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>>25720829

Where did that bird post go?

>>25721546
/mom/

>>25721341
You know - I think the reason I dislike dragk's images is how they tip really, really hard towards 'this is sexy' instead of 'Princess Celestia is sexy'.

Yeah, getting your dick sucked by Celestia would be nice, but it's a little ... selfish?

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>"YALL COULD JUST BUY ANOTHER COUCH, SUNBUTT!"
>"WHAT I'M GON' DO BOUT MY LEGS, NIGGA?!"
>"SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU PRINCESSES MONEY!"

>>25722320
Not of she wanted to. Also there is nothing wrong with returning the favor.

>tfw the sun comes up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DDHulO485k

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>>25723485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_YtCpC12Kg

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Nice day.

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>>25723933
I fucking hate winter, but I can't argue with this sunrise.

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>>25723933
>>25724009
>sunrise

What even is the sun. Our people have heard only of it in ancient legends.

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>>25723933
It's raining here in Commiefornia. It's sunny every other fucking day of the year, so this is a welcome change.

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>>25724104
You must be nor cal. So Cal fag here.

>>25718012
Even she can't save him, Anon

>>25724823
She can't save any of them, or any of us, in the end. Entropy increases.

But it was never about them, nor us, at all.

>>25724891
>Entropy increases

THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

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>>25724960

>>25724046

Are you halfway to Australia, Anon?