>"My child, so beautiful to behold. How do you feel?"

>>25674278
Uh, Mom? You didn't open that box of brownies that Treehugger sent us again, did you?

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Try making sense, Sunbutt

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>>25674278

>>25674278
I personally would love Sunbury as a mom even though I would end up like Blueblood very quickly unless she was strict as hell. Which is my fetish.

>>25674296
>"What brownies? I thought those were your friends at the door, sweetie!"
"... Mom, you're not making any sense right now."
>"Neither are those trees in the garden that want to drink the universe!"
"Mom! MOM! aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>>25674446
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what Friendship could be

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I get it.

>>25674296
Kek

Green with high celestia when?

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>>25674278

Can we please have sex?

>>25674278
LUNA !
She´s high.
I´m not dealing with that shit, AGAIN.

>>25674487
My Little Pony
Until you starting shitpostin' with me.

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>>25676852

LOLWAT?

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>>25676861
Nightmare Moon has a stupid face

>>25676895
what the fuck did you just fucking say to my waifu, you little bitch, i'll have you know...

>>25676861
that´s the fifth time this month and she just assaulted a guard over a bag of chips.

i´m too old for this shit.
she´s YOUR sister , you take care of her.

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>>25676933

They call them chips, but they don't chip anything. Like what's up with that?

>>25676943
ugh, you too

i´m going back to ponyville

>>25676760
That's a pretty sweet setup
Also, best waifu

>>25676990

it's the ice cubes that really complete the scene.

>>25674278
Was this some anon's attempt at a /mom/ thread or some weird spiritual find yourself journey kinda thing?

>>25674278
You flip another page in your newspaper and look at her with a serious grimace on your face as you tip your reading glasses at her.

>"I understand that you about half the age of my entire species, but that doesn't nescessarily entitle you to the title of Matron of all my kind dear Princess."
>Celestia shakes the baby bottle and sticks it in your mouth. "Yes, Anonymous is a good little baby!"
>You spit out the bottle. "I'm 28 bloody years old!"
>Celestia levitates you and puts you into a baby bonnet. "Yes, he is! A big boy too! Who's a big boy? You are!"
>You pull out a cigar and begin smoking it "Oy fucking vey."

>>25674278
Bitch what the fuck.