"Do you like this chair? Good, cause I bought it using your

>>25660509
>Being married to Glimmer
I'm okay with that

>>25660509

Starlight, honey, I know you're not a communist anymore, but you really need to tone down the capitalism. We can't afford this shit.

>>25660509
Why would you bye such an ungly fucking chair?

Sweetie I think the chair wants to wake up now.

>>25660509
Your loss, I was going to buy your Christmas present with that

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>>25660509
I don't think you read the contract closely enough, honey dearest. We didn't get married in a state with community property laws. What you did was credit card theft. Just because you stole my heart doesn't mean you get to steal my credit card without a stern talking to and a half-dozen rounds of tickle torture.

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>>25660509
Do you like this President?
I just bought him a wall.
And I used YOUR credit card.

>>25660509
"I can't believe that you spend all of my money on a stupid chair."
>"Now don't be silly, Anon. I only spent my portion. As you're equal, I'm entitled to half of the money."
"But I'm the only one bringing food to the table! What am I going to do with only half of what we've got left? We're already loaded in debt!"
>"That's for us to decide, and I say that I'm going to spend my equal portion of what's left over on some clothing from the mall."

>>25661353
You'll get your equal fists up your ass too.

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>>25661366
>66
Oh look! you got equal digits!

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>>25661401
Those are called dubs, you dummy

>>25660509
I rather that casual face than that evil smirk she had in the final show.

>>25660509
I told you not to use the credit card! Look here, Glimmer. I don't know what kind of situation you think we're in, but it's not one where you can just prance around spending all the god damn money I work my ASS off to bring home. We have priorities in this household and your shopping addiction isn't one of them. Get off of that chair; I'm returning it to the store. You better get out of this habit quick, or the only thing you and I are going to be married to is a cardboard box on the street. Do I make myself clear, honey?

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>>25661483
>>25661353
>all these autists not realizing that buying this gaudy $20 thrift store chair is just playful teasing
You are talking about a pone who ran a town right smack in the middle of an arid goddamn nowhere. If *anyone* knows how not to be fatally frivolous with resources, it's her.

>>25661582
This, she's probably just getting back at you for calling her a 'dirty communist'.

>>25661681
And then I'll get her back
I'll get her the back of my hand

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>>25661681
>roleplaying the Cold War with Glimglim with playful jabs and tickle fights in place of nuclear weapons
I didn't know how badly I wanted this.

>>25660509
>"Yeah, that's fine! Hey, you see this brand new PS4? I bought it with your credit card."
>For Sunburst

Since when did I have a credit card?

>>25660509
I could probably fap to this.
I'll get back to you in a bit.

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>>25660509
Who are you and why are you in my house? Applejack someones in the house! Do you know this chick? I don't know she is like purple and has a stupid face!...Glimmer thats a stupid name! Ugh...

>>25660509

You bitch
*smacks glimmer

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>>25665663
>not using green to describe your actions
>Not using quotation marks to differentiate between dialogue and description

>>25665663
>Obvious newfag.
>Using Asterisk and direct dialogue.
Underage. b& please.

>>25660509
I want to get mad at that smug face, but I can't.

>>25667673
>Unnecessarily tripfagging
You have no voice here

>>25667673
>Unecessary tripfag calling out a newfag
HAHAHA

>>25660509
I would've bought the chair anyways.

>>25660509
I thought there alread was an 'I married a bitch/c.uck' general.

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>>25660509
I didn't marry you Glimmer just so you can make our mansion all tacky.
Now bend over.
It's hatefucking time.