>"Ehm...anon?" >"Could you do me a favor?"

>>25656134
nobody cares
dashie

>>25656134
Ok, but you have to something for me.
I want you to let me cum inside you.

it's not like I've never given a secret bro hug before.

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>>25656134
I would hug you if I could Dash

>>25656155
checked
I wish I could get a secret bro hug

>>25656134
>Dash . . . C'mere . . .
>You don't ever have to feel lonely when I'm around, okay?
>And if you want to keep it a secret from everypony else . . .
>Well that's okay too.
>You know I'm not friends with them like I am with you.
>You can always trust me. No matter what.
>Cross my heart and hope to die, stick a cupcake in my eye . . .

Fuck you, OP. I feel abyssmally shitty and alone right now, I came to /mlp/ to cheer up and now I'm about to cry in the middle of a fucking library.

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>>25656179
>"You don't have to feel like this, anon"
>"I'm here with you, I'll always be..."
>"You're very special to me"
>"...I am real..."

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>>25656134
>we can hug but don't tell anyone
I wish I didn't know that feel.

Fuck off cunt, what makes you think I'd want to hug you?

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>>25656179
Been there before and was homeless at the time
Are you homeless anon?

>>25656134
>>"It's a secret, don't forget it!"
I would have said yes, but then you activated turbo-cunt mode.

>>25656338
How exactly is that cuntish?

>>25656484
>"Let's hug, but don't tell anyone."
Yeah, that's not a cunt move at all.

>>25656514
She doesn't want anyone to know she likes that kind of mushy stuff. That's just part of her character.

>>25656514
>denying blue horse a hug
ur evil or foolish

>>25656523
>>25656524
>"C-can I have a hug?"
>'Sure Dash.'
>"Kthnkx also don't tell anyone, got a rep to uphold, yahmean? Shit is so cash."
And I thought twifags were the gluttons for punishment.

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>>25656553
>still dont wanna hug the horse
i know u want it

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>>25656179
You don't need to feel lonely, anon.

>>25656553
You must be autistic or retarded. Pick one.

>>25656583
Nah, tomboys are shit at hugging.

>>25656484
The fact that she needed to exclaim "don't forget it," makes it seem vaguely like a threat.

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>>25656134
IT'S A TRAP!