>"So what did you want to talk about Anon?" "You'll

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= 2015-12-04 05:12:22 Post No. 25652543 [Report]

>"So what did you want to talk about Anon?"
"You'll really do anything for me right?"
>"Abhmn, well, we had a nice time at the theater, but y-you know. I don't know, I mean-"
>You wrap your arms around her.
"You wanna be cool don't you?"
>"Y-yeah.. I mean, I dream about, well, having someone you know?"
"Must be so hard being such a loner all the time."
>Her eyes well up with tears.
>"Oh, you have no idea."
"You just have to do one thing for me."
>She looks up at you.
>"Alright, anything you want."
"Take off your sweater.."
>There is some hesitation, but she complies exposing her nude pony torso as she hands it to you.
>"N-now what?"
"Close your eyes."
>She smiles hopefully, she puckers her lips.
>You pull off her glasses.
>And snap them in half.
>You throw her sweater into the mud.
>She opens her eyes.
>"W-whats going on?"
>Your friends pop out from behind the crates and garbage cans and pelt her with eggs.
>The sticky yolks sliding down her.
>"B-but, why?"
"It was just so cute, you actually thought you had a chance with me, as if some nobody little nerd mare like you could make it with me."
>"I.. I trusted you!"
"B'aww, is whittle Moondancer gonna cry, do I need to call the Waaambulance?"
>Your friends laugh at your joke, laughing at her as well.
>Moondancer is sobbing as she runs away.
>Oh you really got her good.

= 2015-12-04 05:14:04 Post No.25652556
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>>25652543
Not cool, man.

= 2015-12-04 05:14:57 Post No.25652564
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>>25652543
That's not cool.
No one should treat a pony like that.
She trusted you man.

= 2015-12-04 05:16:52 Post No.25652596
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>>25652543
That fucking shape shifting shit bag stole anons date!

= 2015-12-04 05:17:06 Post No.25652599
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No.
Just no.
I will find you and I will kill you.

= 2015-12-04 05:18:46 Post No.25652612
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>>25652543

totally just killed my vibe. Not cool bruh.

#moondancerdidndunuffin

= 2015-12-04 05:27:01 Post No.25652704
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>>25652543
Literally off yourself my m8

= 2015-12-04 05:29:02 Post No.25652730
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>>25652543
That's horrible! Moonfucker din do nuffin

= 2015-12-04 05:29:34 Post No.25652736
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>>25652543
Holy fuck we did something like this to a girl back in school, but with snowballs. ~~N-not those kind.~~

= 2015-12-04 05:32:15 Post No.25652777
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>>25652736
Here's a cool trick that will change your life
>Close your eyes
>Count to five
>Spin around
>Open your eyes
>You're still a faggot

= 2015-12-04 05:32:38 Post No.25652781
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>>25652543

= 2015-12-04 05:33:22 Post No.25652790
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>>25652777
Ooh sounds neat! It must've turned you into like, a super faggot!

= 2015-12-04 05:38:22 Post No.25652844
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>>25652790
I told you it really works

= 2015-12-04 05:45:28 Post No.25652932
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= 2015-12-04 06:22:07 Post No.25653285
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>>25652543
>Dear diary, today is my birthday, yay me I guess.
>I guess after my date last week, I was really hoping this birthday would be a little different.
>I managed to tape up my glasses, and get back my sweater.
>But even now still I feel hollow inside.
>Maybe I did something wrong that made me chase away another guy.
>Am I really that unlikable?
>There must be something wrong with me if everyone else can get it and I can't.
>Well, whatever it is, I guess it gives me more time to myself, as if I needed it.
>Maybe next year, will be a little different.
>I guess for now I'll just be alone..
>Who am I kidding, all I wanted was someone special, just someone who could chase these feelings away for a few hours..
>Even if Anon just came by right now, and just pretended like nothing happened.
>I'd forgive him, just so we could spend some time together.
>Oh Anon, what did I do wrong?
>I brushed my mane, I showered, I did everything in the dating for dummies book.. But..
>He called me a nobody nerd..
>He probably likes mares like the Countess, elegant, popular, beautiful.
>No matter what you do, brains don't get the boys.
>And lets face it, all the knowledge in the world can't quell these feelings I have..

>"Happy birthday, to me.."
>Her voice echoes through the cold empty library.
>"Happy Birthday to me..Happy Birthday, dear.. Moondancer.. H-happy.."
>Shes trying hard to hold back her tears..
>"H-happy, birthday, to me.."