>"Mind explaining why Rarity's vagina had cum in

>>25629037
I thought you were gay?

>>25629037
Mind explaining how you know it had? Does she even know you were in her house?

Well, you see Spike, when a transdimensional being and a small horse-like creature love each other very much...
>Anon pushes Spike over and runs

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>>25629037
>Implying a baby dragon even knows what cum is

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>>25629037

Yesh, of course. Itsh becaushe I banged her harder than a schreen door in a hurricane!

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>>25629037
Spike, can you honestly tell me a time when that whore's vagina DOESN'T have cum in it?

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>>25629109
>>25629165
>>25629828

>>25629037

OP get up just get up go to the bathroom look at yourself in the mirror look at yourself and say out loud what you just typed get yourself together man youre beter than this

>>25629037
It was cream to treat her yeast infection.
Spike whn you get older please have sex with just one partner.

>>25629037
Because you put it there when you visited, I'd imagine.

>>25629037
Mayo sandwiches, only for the classiest of mares.

>>25629037
"spike, that's mayonnaise, me and rarity were making sandwiches"

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>>25629037
BECAUSE I TOOK MY PENIS AND SLID IT INTO HER VAGINA, THEN I THRUST IN AN OUT UNTIL I DUMPED A LOAD OF BABY BATTER DEEP IN HER DIAMOND STUDDED TWAT

>>25629917
>keked so hard I couldn't kek.

>>25629037
You see, Spike. It's like this. Rarity is a massive whore. I was going to fuck her, but she already had cum leaking out of her and I wasn't interested in sloppy seconds.

Why you looking anyways perv?

>>25629917
I can imagine him yelling that in slow motion. XD

>>25629037
I figured you'd want a snack.

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>>25629917

>>25629037

You can always join us, you know.

>>25629137
Spike is eye level with pony vaginas. He probably knows more about who's getting fucked on a normal basis than anyone else.

>>25631196
>who's getting fucked on a normal basis
Well, of course he knows himself, silly!

>>25629037
>slap
>bitchslap
>punch
>kick him on the floor
Dare question me again and you will never find your real parents.
I've taken craps bigger than you.

>>25631455
Ya know he takes baths in lava right? You might think you're a big guy, but Spike can fuck you up if he wanted to.

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>>25631486
For you

>>25631656
>implying that wouldn't be like throwing a firecracker down the grand canyon.

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>>25629917
>read that all in his voice
My sides

>>25631486
>everyone laughs
Sure whatever you say Spike.

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>>25632041

>>25629037

Let's talk about you staring at Rarity's vagina, kid. That isn't healthy at your age unless you're fapping to it in a magazine or something.

>>25629917

Oh sweet jeebus, Anon's dickhead turning into Gilbert Gottfried's head curse is real!

>>25632083
Spike never gets hurt and he never hits back.

>>25629037

Because she'll kek you.
Probably with me.
And you'll be watching.
You useless purple kek.

>>25629169
Well he actually spend a lot of time in library. It's only a guess he read some biology and erotic stuff under the bedsheet .

Then he had a socially awkward sister, before she started looking for friends.Who knew what happened in Canterlot.

Spike used to masturbate when Twilight was asleep. He liked to finger her and used her fluids as lube

>>25632351
>she'll kek you
anon, the overused meme is "kek"
not "kek"

>>25633997
I didn't quite understand that part. Is it kek or kek, you said?

>>25634023
it turns out im just as shitty at typing as you are
its "kek"
as in Crunkle Uncle Crab Killer

>>25634041
It's autocorrected you retard.

>>25629037
>"I left as soon as I saw her fucking a Zigger."

>>25634060
i was trying to be funny [/spoiler It turns out im shit at it