Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are due out tomorrow (Dec. 2); they should be digitally released in a couple of hours!
It's (probably) not a danger any longer, but what might have come to pass had any of the altered timelines' inhabitants used the time travel spell? Could it have been jump-started without the modifications Starlight Glimmer made to Star Swirl's spell? Seemingly the only magically charged pony interested in the prospect was Nightmare Moon herself - could she have effected changes she desired? Who can say what kinds of ripples that might produce, or what would become of Twilight Sparkle and Spike in such an event.
Regardless, it's not a field the princess of friendship should be eager to dally in. However, perhaps she should take a greater interest in the mechanics of the map at large - it's some rather potent power, and she should take care not to be blindsided by its potential again, if she can help it.
>>25624204
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Need some sexy nightmare moon. Care to share anons?
ONE YEAR
>pony
pony
declares
/!\ /!\ L A S E R _ R A V E /!\ /!\
Ponies need at least 12cc's of love every day. Be sure to report any underloved ponies to the authorities immediately.
I wonder what kind of music ponies listen to
>>25628969
princess of the nightttt
>>25628955
I wonder if they'll delve into the powers of the map more in S6, in 5 they just seemed to roll with their magical butt dialing without much thought.
>>25628965
>deleting your post
>>25628994
Pony horse.
>>25629067
Oh yeah? what makes you so high and mighty filly?
I love Princess Cadance and when I grow up I'm going to marry her!
>>25629105
She'scuter than you.
>>25629116
Twilight please
it's weird when you roleplay as your brother
especially when you two are fucking
I like Princess Twilight Sparkle and I'm going to send her increasingly threatening letters until she likes me too.
Princess EA turning you into a big breasted futa mare
>>25629138
>we will never see the version of Equestria where lewdprincess takes over
>>25629124
I will challenge her and all comers for the cutest horse championship title
>meanwhile, on Fairly Odd Parents General...
>>25629133
whew
>>25629158
>Twilight: "This world smells like my brother's room when he was in high school." *touches sticky surface* "Feels like it too".
Sweetie Belle's back from her trip across the multiverseand she's brought friends!
http://i.imgur.com/JLv8DXD.jpg
NMM's butt > Luna's butt.
>>25628969
does this count
>>25629199
>try not to sweat
>sweat a lot
>>25629200
I'd imagine it'd be firmer that's for sure.
>>25629158
>Anon tries to fight the lewd princess
>A week later ends up being her fetishpet being led around on a collar begging to get drunk off her load.
>>25629199
>no visible genitals
Disappointment
>>25629199
>no oppai loli Sweetie Belle
We have to go deeper.
Filly wants to be a loli.
>>25629227
Me too
>>25629200
I'm inclined to agree, but I prefer everything else about Luna so that overrides it
>>25629199
cute
>>25629227
Tell her to go see colt after that happens.
Colt asks you politely to stop sending fillies to his doorstep. Seriously dude, it's weird.
>>25629199
>dimensional travel self control
why is the human one naked
>>25629269
She just wanted to fit in.
Colt colt = new_colt();
filly((Filly) colt);
ONE YEAR
>>25629269
It's like the Terminator.
>>25629269
peer pressure
PONECRAFT WHEN?
Wind Rider did nothing wrong.
Prove me wrong.
>>25629199
>no demon centaur Sweetie Belle
>no minotaur Sweetie Belle
>no hydra Sweetie Belle
>>25629282
This is dumb.
Winona is an attractive living female creature who has the same urges that I do, she knows that on some deep, dark, primal level I want to mate with her.
I want to be this pony's friend
>>25629041
The map is the final villain. The universe they're in now is the one where it succeeds
>>25629313
Dealing with Winona in heat must be fun.
>>25629339
>barren wasteland timeline was the map getting tired of alternate Starlight's shit and nuking everything
>>25629298
He was the fall guy if the Wonderbolt's plan to get rid of Dash didn't work
>>25629317
Do it anon
I believe in you
>>25629313
Stop posting, Fluttershy.
>>25629297
>every couple months I feel like going back to minecraft
>it generally only lasts a week but it'sfun
>I'm starting to get that feeling again
>hiatus started so I want something to fill the pony void
>>25629371
>tfwresubbed to WoW
>>25629363
I'm not fluttershy, but a regular dog wanted to relieve himself in me and I was a little pony, I would happily let him knot me.
>>25629371
I'd play it if they ever got it working
>>25629371
Play Terraria instead.
>>25629199
Is cute.
What's on his mind?
>I can fit it all in!
QUICK
POST THE LAST THING YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST DREWif it was drawn over 2 weeks ago, you must now do ten sit-ups and wish their soul a good afterlife
>>25629411
>If Twilight hadn't got me gelded, I totally would be getting off right now.
>>25629439
>favorite artist
Joke's on you, I hate them all
>>25629393
I already squeezed the last bit of enjoyment out of it when the last update hit
I'm too bad at the game to beat plantera anyway
>>25629371
Yeah, it's an easy game to go back to. No required quests to play first, no leveling needing to do, just open world.
I always play it with Mine Little Pony: Friendship is Crafting installed because the mod is just aesthetics, they're nice aesthetics and I don't normally play with anyone anyway.
>>25629371
http://mlpg.co/v/res/2756.html
>>25629439
What if you don't have a favorite?
>>25629371
I have a world that I've been playing on and off for two years, b/c as you said its the kind of game you can leave for months and then randomly start playing again, the save file is like 1.9 GB
>>25629275
I'm just staring at this and assuming Fully is a class and filly is an instantiation of that class. Curious as to why you would want the Filly class itself in what is assumed to be an instance of the Filly class. Also, if that's what you're trying to do, there should be a comma between (Filly) and colt.
>>25629518
it looks like the repeated word is supposed to be an action
>>25629518
I think he's using C as a basis for this.
He's typecasting the colt that's an instance of Colt into a Filly; (Filly)colt.
But then he's doing something with filly. I assume it's some kind of construction function for instantiating fillies; but it takes a Filly parameter.
I think the filly method is taking a pointer to colt that's being cast to Filly so that it's setup properly; filly() might be assuming the pointer is NULL or have a way to handle if it's an instantiated filly; it's hard to say without seeing the method filly.
Either way, he's created a colt and seems to intend on either turning it into a filly or at least using it like a filly. The absolute mad man.
>>25629518That was C, actually.
Reminder to touch ponies often.
>>25629208
Bretty good, thanks
>>25629479
It'd be nice to play with mlpg but I've never had a good experience with multiplayer; I always end up hiding somewhere, afraid of trusting anyone, so at that point I might as well just play single player with mlpg open on my other monitor, it's practically the same thing
>>25629517
I always start a new one because I forget what I was doing
>>25629576
But it is illegal to touch or even look upon a pony without permission
>>25629603
You shouldn't put ponies on a pedestal, Anon. It's not healthy.
No wonder you don't have a qt pony girlfriend.
>>25629575
>>25629573
That would explain why I'm a bit confused. Haven't done anything with C. Just a Java chumplord who gave up on programming.
>>25629576
I'm not just some slut, anon. I'm not going to touch ponies whenever I can.
I hope you remembered to feed your pony today.
>>25629645
my pony is made of fabric, if I fed her she'd just get dirty
>>25629660
POST PONE
>>25629667
>No ass
Wow what a shitty plush.
>>25629439
Maybe not all time favorite, but up there. didn't know he finished thing, its neat.
>>25629667
>>25629684
The thumbnail made it look like horse cock and balls.
>>25629675
Better?
>>25629684
What a cute rump.
>This was a grand victory, wasn't it, brother of mine?
>Indeed it was, dear brother!
>Have you given any thought as to where we'll put our victory statue, Flim?
>I was thinking Celestia's palace, Flam!
>>25629699
GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE
SLUT
>>25629699
GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE
Gloomy biggening happening?
>>25629699
FUCKING WHORE
comfy ponies
>>25629699
Pls date me Rarity
>>25629697
Everything looks like horse cock and balls to you, Anon.
>>25629699
>"IT'S FUCKING 4 A.M.!"
>>25629724
>>25629739
I just want to see her horsecock slowly rise up from the water
>>25629745
Would you help her wash it?
>>25629753
absolutely
>>25629764
>NEETville
>>25629753
>>25629757
You guys suck you know that?
>>25629769
You don't suck horsecock?
>>25629676
Eternal Night would be chill too man
>>25629769
What I never understood is why you would change a character that doesn't have something into your fetish instead of picking from the goddamn myriad of shit out there that already has it.
Why don't you have a horse wife yet?
>>25629745
>Did someone say horsecock?
>>25629745
https://derpibooru.org/957538
>>25629775
https://derpibooru.org/1016723
>>25629787
>why would you want to take a thing you like and add it to another thing you like
>I don't understand
>why
>>25629792
I check the horse trap every day but it's just untouched sugarcubes.
>>25629735
Oh! Is it fuck o'clock already?
>>25629805
>responding
>>25629792
Because you arent't real.
All memes aside,
>>25629805
You can't change major things about a character and still have it be that character. It's like fucking DJ acid.
>>25629795
Phew, thank fuck the tags are always the first things you see.
>>25629823
This was far funnier than I'm sure it was intended to be.
>>25629824
adding a horsecock isn't really that big of a deal
DJ acid changes the character entirely and adds a different backstory, personality and series of gimmicks
>>25629812
oh, sorry
I didn't realize it was that kind of post
>>25629699
>mrw seeing rarity in that skirt
>>25629835
I thought a giant Rhinoceros ate AJ's parents, which is why her evil Aunt took her under her wing.
>>25629842
I like how Acid has a human cock, not a horse cock.
Makes for a nice change.
>>25629699
Rarity got no episodes in S3, but stole every scene she was in.
>>25629850
I thought they went on an ill fated skiing trip.
>>25629859
>putting human cocks on pony characters
Sunset Shimmer does not have a horse cock!She just craves horse cock inside her.
>>25629873
Fun fact: Sunset is banned from AJ's farm after the incident with the horse.
>>25629887
Fun fact: Sunset Shimmer is cute.
>>25629739
>>25629899
Can I wash your ponut?
>>25629899
I'm glad I see an extension cable there.
Otherwise I would have to assume Fluttershy is creating those bubbles by herself.
>>25629899
>Implying I'm not heading there alreadyIs this new?
>>25629859
The green cock is the only thing I don't like about acid.
I wish she had a nice pink horsecock
>>25629899
I miss Dotkwa the most
>>25629897
Fun fact: Sunset Shimmer is cuter with a stallion inside her
>>25629897
I can confirm this.
>>25629807
>>25629899
>>25629959
I hope she likes pineapple.
>>25629943
The mustache really sells this.
Magical Mare Panties.
>>25629942
I think all the ponies are cuter in that situation. Case in point: http://i.imgur.com/jJHRh08.png
Starlight Glimmer should have been banished to the moon.
>>25629944
I like how she switched to wearing yoga pants for the 3rd movie.
Mares are not for stallions.
>>25629980
That turn you into a pretty mare with a cute butt
Or just make a pony's butt bigger
>>25629987
Oh, I meant human Sunset Shimmer with a pony stallion balls deep in her, flare coaxing her cervix open to accept the pulsing hot jets of his marshmallow seed
But that's really cute, too
>>25629987
>"Oh Joe, give me your sweet icing."
>Joe keeps humping approvingly
>"Fill my ponut with your bavarian cream filling!"
>"How many more of these do you have?"
>"Like 6"
It's time.
http://strawpoll.me/6156154
How do ponies reproduce?
>>25630019
>>25630019
standard mammalian reproduction
>>25629993
I thought those were jeggings
>>25630006
>I meant human Sunset Shimmer with a pony stallion balls deep in her
Yes!
>flare coaxing her cervix open
What? No. A woman's vagina is only 5-6 inches deep at most.
Her colon though. You can literally get a good foot up in there. Ever see one of those elbow-deep fisting videos?
Pony wants to furiouslycuddle all night while holding hooveswith you.
>>25629968
I wouldn't argue
>>25630056
That's so lewd and I want it so bad
Reminder that jamming limbs in someones orifices is generally unpleasant no matter what you heard from your japanese comics.
>>25630056
You need to use protection
>>25630049
Anything's possible with the magic of friendship
>>25630070
>anon ruins the career trajectories of several aspiring proctologists
>>25630082
I love Kanashii's stuff, all of it is top unf
Don't forget to always shine like rainbows, MLPG. Even when I'm an asshole towards you.
Why is Celestia still in charge if she owes her reign to 6 teens that still have to go to work every day.
>>25630070
>Twilight will never thoroughly investigate the capacity of your colon for reasons
Pony thinks you'll be safe and warm inside her wombShe promises you won't go unconscious and wake up as a filly or a colt
>>25630132But what if i want to be a filly or colt?
I saw a listing that the holiday special isn't out until next week. Can the comic anon confirm?
Post comfy ponies.
>>25630139Pony is glad that you want to be the filly or coltbecause she lied about not becoming her child
>>25630154
comfiest pony
This pony is known for the quote "I know it's wrong, but what does it matter?".
>>25630127
You'de think with the amount of times Applejack's helped save Equestria, those ungrateful fucks in Canterlot would give her some money as a reward.
>>25630159
No one over 14 likes this dreck.
>>25630154
What if pony forgot how to pony?
>>25630082
Didn't this artist used to be a promising animator?
>>25630127
Celestia watched too much Power Rangers growing up.
>>25630154
>>25630174
>>25630168
>giving my precious golden bits to random peasants
>>25630171
It's a good thing we're all 12 year old girls then
Anon has started a "headpat" booth. So far he's made more money than Applejack and Rarity combined.
>>25630154
>>25630163
Yellow is my favourite mane 6. She's so cute.
>>25630179
He still is, his shiningvelvet animation was great.
Would have been better as a higher quality webm with some added details. A different angle, with his cock pumping thick ropes into his mother.
>>25630154
>>25630220
I liked his ZA WARUDO Nightmarity comic.
>>25630222
She looks like she's made out of grape bubblegum.
>>25630071
pony will wear pajamas
Celestia is pretty terrible at warfare.
>>25630232
>looks like
>>25630232
>tfw you will never gently nibble on Twilight's purple-flavored flank
>>25630243
>you will never play Civilization V with Celestia
>>25630243
Her guards, fully armored, with weapons, have difficulty taking a normal pony 1:1. She doesn't have much to work with.
>>25630243
Ponies* are pretty terrible at warfare.
>>25630249
>1 lone Barbarian destroys Canterlot
>>25630249
She'd want a cultural victory
>>25630262
>>25630254
Her ponies immediately drop their weapons, and she has Unicorn guards fighting without magic.
Sup guys, I haven't been here since the mid season break and I haven't seen any of the episodes since then either.
Is the show still good? How was the finale?
>>25630299
Season was good, finale was meh compared to the last one.
>>25630299
Show is garbage, finale was a disappointing one.
>>25630299
show is great
finale was great
you should watch and stream all the episodes
>>25630299
Magic friendship lobotimes the show
What are you gonna watch in the downtime?
What if this is S6's finale villain?
>>25630307
>>25630311
>last one
You know I haven't been here in so long I don't even remember which one that was. I haven't liked a two parter since Discord's, though.
Also not surprised the finale was meh/bad. Starlight Glimmer was a pretty uninteresting villain in her premiere.
>>25630332
Then the Celestia motherfags and the villain waifuers will finally see eye-to-eye.
>>25630343
>I don't even remember which one that was.
Tirek
>>25630343
It was honestly so easy to fuck up with this one. It involvedtime traveland the villain wasn't developed properly.
>>25630332
I'm sick of this meme character.
>>25630343
The finale was brety good with all the AU shit.
>>25630299
Good season
Finale was fun until the end, then it got stupid.
>>25630215
She's a super adorable pony
Sunset Shimmer
Magical reformed unicorn friends of Twilight's orgy
Denial
>>25630344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXpQPJ2NgWA
>>25630375
she's alright
>>25630388
anon pls
>>25630399
I want to lick off her polkadots.
[Filly noises]
>go to 2ch.hk's /mlp/ board
>bring back presents
>>25630394
She is so precious.
Pony wants to make a family with you
>>25630470
it's just what I wanted
>mfw suddenly thinking of lyra with a russian accent
>>25630509
I'm in love with the night horse
>>25630509
>>25630543
>S5's reaction images in general
Can't wait for the waifu wall.
Saving all the villains from the failed timelines and keeping them all to yourself.
What kinks does she have?
So whats new today?
>>25630369
It was a bit retarded at first until the writer showed us they had a decent amount of brain cells. Have we watched the same thing?
Picture firmly related
>>25630596
fish
fresh from ponyville
>>25630343
>Also not surprised the finale was meh/bad. Starlight Glimmer was a pretty uninteresting villain in her premiere.
Your opinions make me want to vomit
>>25630584
shereally really likes it when you cuddle and smooch her and tell her that you love her
>>25630626
Show me the fish.
>>25630343
I am interested to her villainous flank though.
>namefags liveblogging
Where is comic anon?
>>25630717
Why do people think this needs to be captioned.
I hate this stupid fandom and the people in it.
>>25630733
^8y
>>25630578
I just want Sombra.
>>25630733
>>25630771
>>25630771
Did someone get the giant beb couch out of storage yet?
>>25630726
Sorry, I'm still stuck at the moment. I'm hoping I won't be too terribly much longer.
BRING ME THEanthroGLOOMY
>>25630584
Pretty sure she's heavily into femdom and bondage.
>>25630470
And a yitto ha babta pack to you too, little green pone
>>25630823
this sequence is all out of order on derpibooru
here's my best shot at putting it together
https://derpibooru.org/835992
https://derpibooru.org/835991
https://derpibooru.org/835986
https://derpibooru.org/835985
https://derpibooru.org/835983
>Wanna brush it?That'll cost you $50
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
Anyone else rewatching the series now? The first few episodes always feel like a slog to me, imo the show didn't really hit its stride until Winter Wrap Up.
>>25630953
What can I get for $2.50?
>>25630953
I would pay that in a heartbeat dude
you dont even know
>>25630823
No. I don't want that.
>>25630953
Coincidentally, that's how much she spends on shampoo a month.It's a shame hair this long in real life is usually a split-end mess.
>>25630967
The Mare in the Moon is just not very good and is tedious to watch at this point given there's 115 other episodes around. I usually advise people to skip it and jump in around Dragonshy; which I believe is when the show starts to show it greatness.
>>25630968A sniff.
>and here, we have a scene that will always make you feel
>>25630953
>>25630995
>Adagio with her hair downU-unf...
>>25630999
uncomfortable
Sirens
Redemption movie
Denial
>>25630999
The ending shot was better than a group laugh, but I still don't know how I'd have felt if that was the last shot of the show.
>>25631000
>>25631020
>siren
>redemption
If this continue's then all the good villains would be gone.
>>25630953
What if I give you $1,000?
https://derpiboo.ru/1024393
Marker Pony
Redemption
Denial
Marker Pony
Boop
Denial
Junior
Quest
Denial
Marker pony
Marker
Denial
>>25631062
>full access to any and all of my hair
Quest objectives:Quest with Junior.
MLPG
Thread
Denial
Junior
Masculinity
Denial
>>25631093
You wait here. Imma run to the bank.
Egypt
River
The Nile
>>25631093
I'm going to shave her bald.
Anon
Stale Meme
Denial
>>25630953
yo, I'll give you ten bux if you hair-vore me
let me know
Filly wants to get in a STEM field.
>>25630986
Dragonshy was the first episode I ever watched and it turned me off of pone for a long time because of how fucking awful Fluttershy was
>>25631132
Tell her to major in fillies studies instead. That way she could get a good job teaching fillies studies.
>>25631132
I sure hope filly never looks up feminism.
That's the biggest barrier into STEM there is for women.
>>25631154
>feminism is the barrier women must face to get into STEM
it really does seperate the people who are truly dedicated to science instead of going for an easy degree that brainwashes women into thinking it is a worthwhile degree
>>25631132
Well there's no jobs in S and E is full of losers so better stick to TM.
>>25630925
YES
I LIKE THIS
Anon is a gigantic boop slut, sometimes you don't even have to ask him.
>>25631184
>>25631154
>Little sister brings home a permission slip for a special field trip to a college just for the girls in junior high to go to a university an hour away to hear about STEM
>I ask her which of the letters she finds the most interesting
>She thinks about it for a second and says science, she guesses
>She admits it's just to get out of school for a day
>I immediately understand and don't worry about it
>She comes home with a bunch of free shit
>Says most of the lecturers were boring and her classmates had zero attention span
>>25631216
So wait, anon gives out boops like nobody's business or is anon a pony and receives boops?
>>25630925
I usually don't like this kinda stuff but goat makes the exception
>>25630062
You sure?
>Not studying quantum neuroboopology and computational hoof science
Reminder, there is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to be your best.
youtube.com/watch?v=2aMexypkD3E
>>25631224
>junior high girls
>no attention span
>having no interest in anything other than boys
well that logical
>>25630159
It is too late.
Accept my fate.
I am in marsh mellow hell.
>>25631254
but that's cute
>>25631137
I almost got into MLP back when there was only the series premiere (October 2010).
But I only got 5 seconds in before closing the youtube video. The first tiny bit of the intro music screamed "shitty little kids show for shilling toys". I finally watched thru an episode 5 months later while drunk and realised how good it was.
>>25631207gentle dom gloomy slowly growing in scale and aggressiveness as time passes
>>25629941
What ever happened to dot?
>>25631286
I DON'T LIKE THIS
>>25631280
https://youtu.be/h7PGKcikaGY
Probably a big "brony maker".
>>25631278
Rape is cute?
>>25631300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4NubXXg5Rk
Oh god
I haven't seen this in years.
The lip syncing is still god tire.
>>25631304
It's seduction, not rape
What was the episode that made you like the show?Mine was Stare Master.
>>25631298gloomy apologizing profusely and hugging you close like a little teddy bear after pushing things a bit too far
>>25631326
Applebuck season.
Who's a silly pony?
>>25631263
Is there anything wrong with wanting to lick teen hips?
>>25631326
First one I saw with fiends was Bridle Gossip. That's all it took
>>25631353
Does mlpg even remember the song?
>>25631326
The very first one.
>>25630557
Yeah there were a lot of meme faces
This pony, with her clothes and her voice and her accent and her motherhood is unf.
>>25631381
>>25631326
I saw them real out of order. Saw the first four, but then watched episode 25 live in study hall at highschool with a friend and after that I wanted to watch all the episodes.
>>25631375
I like the little movements they used to make.
>>25630343
She was technically a good villain, but they ruined the motivation to make her look like just another hater
>>25631326
>>25631361
I'd been watching them in order, but this scene for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1J3F3s93u4
Reminder that Starswirl left a spell capable of uncreating the world just lying around.
Reminder that despite being a link to her entire race Twilight leaves the castle unguarded.
Reminder that ponies don't know shit for security.
I'll have the comic ready in the next 5 minutes. I'm really sorry for the long wait.Doing a 9 way multi duel of Yugioh was a horrible idea. Never again.
>>25631326
That stupid sleepover episode made me love Rarity.
And made me want to see more of her.
>>25630999
Too many memeponies in the shot for it to be appreciated
What if pony was directed byMetzen?
>>25631473
THE MEMES JACK
>>25631485
Actually, Starswirl made a spell that could go back in time about a week, for about 1 minute, that can only be used once.
You don't blame Nerf when someone modifies a nerf gun to shoot lawn darts.
>>25631497
>Wow applejack, not leaving anything to the imagination back there.
>>25631509
Redemptions everywhere
boop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgYnWtCC-Xk
>>25631361
>>25631473
Way back when the show first started airing I mostly hung out on 3 boards, /tg/, /fit/, and /f/. I remember the first bit of ponies I ever saw was this scene on /f/, and it was called something like, "The Greatest Thing Ever." After watching that clip I looked up the first episode of FiM and instantly fell in love with the show.
>>25631058
Not to mention Shitset has enough bitch tears and redemption for three movies
Did you ever finish the Dazzlings picture?
Starting Friends Forever #23 and Holiday Special Storytime here:
>>25631565
>>25631538
YOU'RE SUCH A LOUDMOUTH
>>25631326
Art of the Dress is the best.
As for the episode that made me like the show, basically the the first and 2nd eps.
>>25631326
Suited For Success. I had watched Bridle Gossip before that but Rarity's episode is what opened my eyes to what this show was really about. I still keep the faith.
>>25631561
>Not to mention Shitset has enough bitch tears and redemption for three movies
It's called her "menstrual cycle", anon.
Filly asks that you stop typing her mssages for her. She's getting some weird looks during the meetups.
Filly wants to suck all the dicks.
>>25631628
>Sunset has to adapt to being constantly in heat with her weird new human body
>keeps visiting Applejack's ranch
>>25631573
Hooray! A good PONY holiday comic this year!
And not some EqG shitshow about Sunset leaving her phone unlocked and getting her friends cyber-bullied.
>>25631635
filly can type her own messages when she stops making typos
>>25631561
I still have not done Aria yet but it will be done, was busy doing the TFH draw and was able to finish it basically.
>>25631635
filly casts divine shield
>>25631661
that shit is so fucking ugly
>>25631573
[X-Files theme playing in the distance]
I love dragon dicks cutiemark
>>25631427
It fragments at the very end, true "power of friendship" plots are hard to pull off because it's unrealistic to go from "I hate you because you represent everything I want to be" to "let's be friends" that fast.
That being said, Starlight was otherwise fantastic because she was a villain who was a regular pony for once, who was really smart and cunning to the point that Twilight couldn't deal with her head on.
>>25631654
>Sunset torrents a shitload of horse porn.
>Doesn't use a proxy/peerblock.
>Get's on the national news when the FBI comes around to arrest her.
>"perverted American teen becomes warped from bestiality porn. Claims she really is a horse so it's not illegal"
>you will never stare at an OC's butt.
>>25631671
Thanks for the input man.
>>25631720
WHOA
LANGUAGE
>>25631720
>She starts to sing
>You're never going to bring me down!
>She's glowing! Bring her down!
HOL UP
mmm, breakfast...
>>25631730
Can horses have blue eyes?
I know dogs with blue eyes look bewildered by everything.
>>25631757
BUT IT WAS BREAKFAST FOR THE POOGIE ALL ALONG!
>>25631733
I like to imagine she's swearing for real.
It's just being censored for the show/comics.
God this pig is just adorable!
>>25631771
someone should edit those comics to up the curse levels
i think that'd be pretty funny/cute
She says what we're all thinking!
>>25631789
Personally, that sounds pretty edgy.
>>25631817
Element of apples confirmed.
Fluttershy
public
flying
>>25631860
this is arousing to me but i do not know why
>>25631860
How can one pony be so cuuuute ahh
>>25631860
what the fuck
>>25631860unf
But that is to be expected of such a pone.
Needs a get edit.
Applejack is a very intentse pony.
>>25631926
>Especially with another pony who really appreciates anal!
>>25631926
>>25631931
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>Yes!
>Cocks!
>>25631926
filly wants to play gelding wars, bend over.
Holy shit.
The holiday special comic is fucking amazing.
The dialogue is so fucking snappy and to the point, I love it.
Did you think about him or her today?
>>25632045
Shame about the art.
>>25632075
What? The art is perfect!
Goddamn what an ass!
>>25631990
but it was too late as fillies ovaries had already been dug out with spoons
362 days to go!
>>25631325
>>25632121
How would you rate Friends Forever #23 out of 10 mlpg?
And how would you rate the Holiday Special out of 10 mlpg?
>>25632144
>out of 10
Sorry I don't use pleb tier ratings
>FF #23
B-
>Holiday Special
A-
>>25632121
GO BACK INSIDE
>>25632165
>>25632134
Ponies can be so lewd sometimes
>>25632134
unfo
>>25632144
>have to go to work now so I won't be able to read them in the next 9 hours
Pony please save me
>>25632183
tfw all the bee friends are dead
>>25630925
sometimes I happen to stumble upon stuff featuring mlpg jokes or characters when I'm sifting through derpibooru and I have to wonder what people outside mlpg think of some of it
...not curious enough to read derpibooru comments, though
I rate the holiday special friendship/10
new episode when
>>25631860
fluttershy's cuteness levels are fucking deadly
>>25632216
>Dash just left Big Mac to die in the cold
Harsh.
>>25632194
please tell me those aren't boobs next to Sombra's hoof
>>25632144
I liked that Friends Forever a lot more than I though I would.
Probably an 8/10 for me.
Holiday special was also pretty fun, but not greatly so.
I'd put that at an 8/10 as well.
>>25632207
what's in that belly
>>25632134
This is what's on the paper
>>25632255
cummies
>>25632255
Marshmallow fluffernutter.
And then Dash gave her a pink-belly. You know, where they slap people's tummies until they're pink.
>>25632255
a stomach
>>25632268
marshmallow fluffernutter is redundant, fluffernutters already have marshmallow
The princess has arrived!
>>25632296
That Luna one was my favorite. I lost it when she launched that cake at the goose with deadly intent.
>>25632286
I always thought it being called marshmallow fluff was like how peanut butter is, well, peanut butter.
>>25632296
>GAAAAAAY
Going to repost this one last time before I decide on the slot, so far it looks like it's going to be 10-11pm UTCwhich is the worst slot for myself, th-thanks MLPG
>episode streams during the hiatus
>2-3 episodes each Sundayapart from important holidays
Please pick the best time slot for yourself.
http://strawpoll.me/6137286
>>25632319What time slot would be best for you?
>>25632307
fluffernutters are made with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter so you're not wrong
>>25632319
what the fuck is utc
>>25632296
In the grim pony of the future there is only skin tight leather outfits.
>>25632319
if it's gonna be the worst slot then don't have it as an option you mook
>>25632339
Coordinated Universal Time
http://www.worldtimeserver.com/current_time_in_UTC.aspx
>>25632329It's not that important, they all work for me, otherwise I wouldn't have offered them. The one currently winning is just at the less convenient time for me.
>>25632339
Coordinated Universal Time. It's the primary time standard. People were going to have to convert anyway so I picked one that shows up on every conversion table.http://www.worldtimebuddy.com/est-to-utc-converter
Or just put "utc to [whatever]" into google.
>>25632339
Unicorn Time Coordinated
>>25632340
But Anon, all their outfits were made from sheep wool, to keep them warm in the frozen north campaign.
>>25632353
>>25632358
>>25632360
I thought the "standard" time was GMT.
When the fuck did this come about?
>>25632365
>But GMT is a time zone and UTC is a time standard.It's basically the same damn thing. The guy should have used GMT.
http://www.timeanddate.com/time/gmt-utc-time.html
>>25632365
Utc is just an alias of gmt and has been around since 1960
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TIME NERDS
>>25632384
>>25632378
>>25632381
This is just pointlessly confusing, then.
>>25632384
Shut your time-mouth before I time-throw you into time-jail.
>>25632378
No he shouldn't. UTC is the standard.
Pony is eating light bulbs.
>>25632404
Pony obviously isn't very bright.
i want the lightbulbeatingfetishfags to leave
>>25632365
That's only for the lining, you need something nice and waterproof to make up the skin.
>>25632399
It is not. People are expected to know about UTC.
>>25632328
look at those chubby little cheeks
>>25632432
>46 seconds is 1 minute
>>25632404
I fed my Twilight all the light bulbs and she turned into this.
Please don't let the ponies eat light bulbs.
>>25632432
>There's a style of writing in 6 words.
Anon please, don't bullshit.
>>25632416
Cotton, probably, since it wicks away moisture. Leather would, one, come from a questionable source and , two, chafe horribly on long marches and ride up during battle. Not the best idea when you're fighting mind-controlled puppets who care not for discomfort, fatigue, or bodily harm.
>>25632433
In my entire 29 years of life I have never once heard of it before.
>>25632435
Even in war, they must be pinched.
What if I made popsicles out of my urine and tricked pony into eating them?
I want to visit the failed timelines and have fun winning the war for the ponies because they're fucking incompetent and then having a multidimensional empire of questionable origin.
>>25632464
>In my entire 29 years of life I have never once heard of it before
That is a feat.
And does not change the fact that UTC is the standard.
Filly orders you to get in there and make her a new little sister this instant.
Coordinated universal fillies.
>>25632520
Universally
Naked
Fillies
I'll post the preview for Comic #37 here too in case any of you want it.
filly says everyone is an idiot but her
>>25632554
That's all for now. Full comic should be out in two weeks according to iTunes.
>>25632535
Truly the best type of filly. Fillies should always naked.
>>25632554
>We don't even get a fight scene
Goddamn, this arc could not be more of a disappointment. It has failed to deliver on EVERYTHING that could possibly be interesting. Not even Reflections was this bad.
>>25632567
At least the umbram's designs are pretty creepy looking.
>>25632564
these monsters seems kinda neat, i might have to read the arc now.
>>25632554
The Umbra are pretty spooky
Sleeping, but with pony.
I'm going to beb right now, but not with a pony.
with three ponies.
>>25632616
But pony
It is 9:17 in the morning
It is no time to be sleeping
>>25632627
Pony runs on American time.
>>25632627
>lecture time
It's the perfect time for sleep
>>25632565
I totally agree.
>>25632637
Pony moved to Yurop. Were you not informed?
Congratulations you are now Rainbow Dash!
>>25632638
Good times
>>25632651
Not my pony, maybe yours did.
>>25632651
>pony will never be casually racist towards you
>>25632658
There is always one straggler.
Enjoy her while you can. She'll catch up eventually.
Why aren't you an art professional yet?You could've if you started drawing when you first watched pone
>>25632693
I almost did, but I'm not good enough yet.
Also I don't think I want to art for a living.
>>25632693
Because doing something professionally sucks the fun out of it for me.
Also I don't want to be a hobo.
>>25632716
What if you were aponothat did art
>>25632720
Everything would be better if I was a ponoe.
>>25632730
Even genocide?
>>25632738
I bet pony genocide is adorable.
Colt
>>25632655
Time to get masturbatin'!
Starlight's mane is so unf.
>you will never drink Cadance's lovely pony princess milk
>you will never see how her hormones and a new foal transforms her teats into rock-hard puce nipples the size of the end of your thump
>milk will never fountain out of them as she feels your warm breath on her full breasts
>>25632798
That smile seems kinda off
Fact
Twilight Sparkle is to Purple.
FACT
>>25632831
to purple?
>>25632831
Purple is not a real color
>>25632842
Twilight is dorky purple.
durple.
>>25632847
How long was she hiding under their butts
DERPY'S HERE
>>25632874mwah
horse nutz
Filly says you have failed her for the last time.
Prepare to be hugged.
Filly is here!
Tree Hugger turning everyone into laid-back hippies with dreadlocks.
>>25632909
Moondancer looks like she just realized something and is having an internal shitstorm about it.
>>25632912
She forgot to wear clean horsepanties.
The smell reminded her.
>>25632912
>Oh my god I'm the only one here with clothes on.
>>25632894
I'll hug her first
>>25632884
meesa squeeze them
>>25632909
>"alright..."
>"who farted?"
>>25632909
>Oh god we're all just like Twilight
>Half these guys were villains
>What if Twilight is a villain too and she's just way better at making minions
>>25632932
>Anon raises his hand from under the table
And the winner for the best episode of season 5 isssss... !
>>25632956
Slice of Life
>>25632956
Amending Fences
any other answer is objectively wrong
>>25632798
That's because big hair/beehive hair is always nice.
>>25632977
LET'S GO TO BED TOGETHER ROOGNA
>>25632977
I'll tuft you roogles
>>25632977
RAVISH ME ROOGLES
>>25632979
>>25632981
Okay, sounds like fun!
>>25632874
I just finished the finale.
I feel empty.
>>25632970
It made me cry.
The whole "I tried opening up but got shit on so never made friends because I didn't want to get hurt again" thing hit waaay too close to home.
Twilight how do I make friends?
>>25632989
why does she scrunch
>>25633001
That is an age old question anon.
Nobody really knows.
>>25632956
Brotherhooves.
Emotional whiplash is mah shit.
>>25632956
Crusaders of the lost mark
>>25633036
>you will never be a mare clam slamming with filly rainbow dash
>>25633048
>clam slamming
thats a new one to me
>>25632993I've never cried at pony.
I think I might be dead inside.
>>25632919
>why are those three sluts talking to me?
>>25633056
Me neither, anon.
We're both probably dead inside.
>>25633056
>>25633065
No it's just a kids show.
>>25633056
>>25633065I'm old enough that I should have gotten married and had a kid by now. And they should be the one watching and learning from this show, not me.
>>25633087
How old is that, anon? A lot of people have children at 20 or 22.
>>2563309829
>369 days to new pony
Pony says she has successfully slain the MLPG.
>>25632956
Crusaders of the Lost Mark for me.
CMC getting their marks, the way Diamond was redeemed, and the songs were all top tier to me.
>>25633178
>number of days till new pone increases instead of decreasing
I need it
>>25633196
>cuddle with WarDash plushie
>she snaps your neck
>>25633217
With her little plush hooves?
Not very likely
Now this one, on the other hand
>>25633224
She wouldn't snap your neck, she'd accidentally crush your windpipe trying to give you a hug.
Pony wars are very silly
>>25633236
I haven't rewatched the episode yet, so I don't remember what exactly those ponies for Sombra were. Were they crystal ponies that were brainwashed and that's why they have those helmets and their manes and tails are cut and dyed?
>>25633247
Yes
>>25633196
I really like her man-[gunshot]
poniespettingponies
>>25633258
What a cute filly Fluttershy.
>>25633247
Yes, they were brainwashed crystal ponies.
In the Chrysalis timeline, Zecora immediately deduced that they lived in a doomed timeline, she sacrificed herself so Twilight could get to the table.
>>25633258
Starlight was so adorable at ruining the world.
>>25633250
I forgot that quote existed
I'm so glad that nobody says that or "20% cooler" or "the ___ has been doubled" or any other annoying bronyphrases anymore
>>25633273
Is this advanced scrunching?
>>25633270
She's the cutest little chubby villain
>>25633286
>we'll never see Twilight and Starlight have a burger eating contest
Why live
>>25633236
>You're not that heavy
>You're a pegasus
>Stop hugging me!
>No!
>Quit slapping my hooves!
>>25633303
>Dash witnesses an alicorn fight
>Grows up a violent soldier
>Dash gets challenged to a race by a purple alicorn
>And then Dash grew up with a purple fetish
>>25633294
Do not boop the ponies on the nose. Booping ponies causes them to release a hormone that makes them feel miserable.
>Good news Mr.Flim and Mr.Flam.
>Our logging proceeds apace.
>>25633313
Pones get addicted to booping and become boop sluts if you do it to them too much.
>>25633236
All that scene needed was a "REEEEEE" in the background.
>>25633236
Dash, the Pies and the two guys who dropped the rock seemed like the only ones who actually mean business.
>>25633308
More like Dash is hesitant around authority because a princess tried to lure her into her magical van to show her how to make a sonic rainboom.
>>25633333
And they STILL had more screen time then Sombra.
Even in war he is a shit villain. Although Nightmare Moon still holds the championship of being the blowhard idiot villain.
>Win the kingdom over my sister and years later a time traveler shows up?
>She bumbled into my castle because of scary tre- wolves?
>Better find out how she can control time, even when she explains she is the victim of it.
>And use normal chains to take a hostage, hat could an alicorn do to break those if she gets cheeky.
>>25633348
To be fair, Twilight's bullshit teleport spell is something that NMM didn't know about
Remember how surprised she was when she first saw it during the pilot episodes
I know a lot of us thought she'd come back since she was lost in the caves, but did you think Starlight would be reformed by the end of the season when you first watched the premiere?
>>25633351
I loved how this scene showed how much of a traitorous cunt Dash is
>>25633335
>Five days every three weeks
Is it really that frequent?
>>25633364
Even Filly Dash relaized Twilight was an Alicorn.
NMM should have realized she was dealing with something that could take her on, thus why she took hostage.
She probably never had to do such a thing before so she just used the handy idiot guide to chains or something.
Or hell, i was the Castle of the two Sisters, chances are it was a joke chain made of plastic and NMM didn't realize it.
Celestia you cheeky cunt.
>>25633377
Nope
In fact, I thought at first that she was following orders of a bigger villain
>>25633383
Horses are horny, horny animals.
>>25633386
I thought they were just saving her for a later season or getting rid of her quietly. I thought the finale would be a band of allies made across the season going against a really big threat to Equestria and beyond that the main 6 couldn't handle alone.
>>25633384
Why do people keep assuming Twilight got a power boost after becoming an alicorn
Nothing she has pulled ever since was particularly beyond her capabilities outside of the S4 finale, and that one doesn't count
>>25633401
Twilight sure did make a lot of new girl-friends in season 5.
But where are all the new boy-friends?
>>25633414
She got one in the movie once.
Nobody liked him so he died.
>>25633414
Twilight's harem is strictly female only
>>25633377
At first I didn't think she could be reformed, and the episode started to show my case.
But every time the events reset I realized that Twilight was fucked if she didn't show Starlight the damage she was doing.
Starlight didn't intend on dooming the world, she wanted to get revenge on one group of friends, who ruined her live.
She was shown how much blood was on her hooves with her one act and that was what was needed to end the cycle.
>>25633402
>and that one doesn't count
[Shaking anime frog with a Glock.gif]
I really enjoyed that song
>>25633440
I really am enjoying the flanks.
>>25633438
I presume he's saying it doesn't count because she was either a) turbocharged with 3 other alicorns' magical power or b) hypercharged with rainbow power
>>25633440
It's nice
>FRIENDSHIP IS THE WORLD
>>25633390
http://www.horsesandpeople.com.au/article/the-mare-cycle#.Vl7Vj3YrKUk
>A mare ‘in season’ will have her tail up, will be everting her clitoris, (called ‘winking’) urinating and may allow the stallion to advance, and to smell her vulva.
>Pheromones are chemical substances that allow sexual information to be shared between animals. It is thought that the mare produces pheromones in her vagina, and by urinating is signalling to the stallion.
>Mares will also stand, called posturing, with most of their weight on their front legs and their hind legs stretched, tail arched, sometimes standing on the toe of one hindleg, and at this time they may urinate aswell.
>>25633414
Twilight has many boyfriends, don't be silly.
She has touched them all over their special place all the time.
She even had a sex with one once, just because!
>>25633402
>Why do people keep assuming Twilight got a power boost after becoming an alicorn
Because of magic duel I would assume. There are a bunch of things that imply Alicorn magic is superior to Unicorn magic in it.
What happened in the alternate universe where Starlight got cut in half by a laser?
>>25633440
My eyes were watering by the end.I hate having the emotions of a 12 year old girl
>>25633402
Because up until Candybutt was introduced princesses could be interpreted as being basically deity-level superpowered because the only two at the time controlled the sun and moon and that impression stuck
>>25633377
I got the impression that she was stealing and hoarding those cutie marks either for some greater plan or at the behest of a bigger evil.
And for the henchman scenario I did expect a redemption.
What's your favorite moral or message from the show?
>>25633440
Out of all the scenes in this episode, this one was the one that made you know that Starlight was redeemed.
It is simple, but it hits the feels so hard. She is going back to the village she made, and brainwashed ponies who stumbled into it.
When it all went south she tried to kill them before her escape, and she just shows up?
I want an episode where that forgiveness from the village is given to Starlight.
>>25633440
ponies are very forgiving creatures
I hope we'll see more Starlight in S6
She's already one of my favorite characters
Yell at dragons, I guess.
>>25633495
Why wouldn't we? She's practically Twilight's personal student now. Especially with that book synopsis around the two of them.
>>25633483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CclzM_Be0Qg
>Zecora died.
>She didn't care because she knew she was doomed in this timeline when she met Twilight.
>>25633505
Because the show forgets about secondary characters all the time
>>25633519
She lifted herself up, but that was probably to look at the gaping wound in her chest that's pouring blood.
>>25633519
I love her
>>25633519
Can you imagine living in one of those alternate realities and Twilight shows up, saying she's going to fix everything?
She leaves and you never hear from her ever again and life just keeps on being total shit because alternate realities don't just fucking end like that.
>>25633495
>s6 starts
>Starlight is showcased.
>As the villain.
>No reason given, no explanation.
>She is stealing all of the pies at Surgarcube Corner.
>>25633519
She was still moving when that scene ended, so while she might have been injured, she wasn't actually dead yet. Might as well have taken be prisoner and have all her feelings extracted if it wasn't for the time line collapsing
>>25633495
I think she will be part of the main ponies.... well I think so.
2 pegasus
2 earthies
2 unicorns(with Starlight added)
1 alicorn
Not to mention she will be the reformed villain/asshole type of character added ala Magus from Chrono Trigger
>>25633538
That's my pony.
>>25633527
Fuck.
>>25633539
I would rather her die in battle, holy shit.
Either way, Zecora is the King Zebra.
>>25633536
>because alternate realities don't just fucking end like that.
What makes you say that? It's not like we'd actually know anything about alternate time lines, it might as well be that there can only ever be one and if anything gets changed in the past the current one is overwritten.Which would also mean that their universe is somewhat deterministic though since when Starlight didn't interfere with it anymore, everything happened exactly the same way again and they got their original time line back.
>>25633536
Zecora knew that reality was a fake one, so even if it kept existing it wouldn't matter since only the real reality matters.
>>25633536
You would not have to worry about your life being shit, because eventually when Twilight fixes everything you will no longer exist.
You will be on the Alpha timeline, of course, but your existence in the other timeline is done.
Twilight killed you.
>>25633563
That is some deep shit for a show for little girls.
Like this is some Doctor Who shit.
Where did Starlight end up every time the past was changed?
>>25633594
She died in every single alternate timeline.
>>25633594
I think she stayed in the past in Cloudsdale.
>Starlight Glimmer killed an entire planetary population.
>She had to be out of all of the villains, the most successful.
>Given the most petty backstory ever.
>>25633605
It's pretty funny that the most regular villain was the most successful by far
>>25633605
But the pettiest backstories make for the most successful villains.
See Dimension #2's Doofenschmirtz.
>>25633605
And yet because time was rewritten nothing she did even happened.
So in the end she was actually the most useless villain of them all.
>>25633594
Our Village was kind of isolated so for the less disastrous futures, she probably staid there.
In the other I assume she died. She was way too powerful to not have an effect on those conflicts, so her not being present probably meant that she simply didn't exist anymore.
>>25633594
She hung out in the past in a time bubble, waiting for Twilight to pop back up.
She didn't realize she was fucking over the world by removing the main heroes, which makes sense when you think about it.
How was Starlight, a pony who lived in a tiny cult village, able to realize that the new ponies in her village were the A-team of the world.
Her revenge made sense, but the consequences were beyond her intentions. She only wanted to ruin a friendship, not the world. She probably expected preventing the sonic rainboom would just give her the village back.
>>25633624
Nah, I think that title still sits with Nightmare Moon.
>>25633632
>She hung out in the past in a time bubble, waiting for Twilight to pop back up.
Did she? I haven't rewatched the episodes yet, but the way I understood it was that she manipulated the spell in such a way that whenever Twilight went back, it would also pull Glimmer back to the same time to avoid Twilight from simply skipping back a bit further than her and lay a trap.
>>25633624
None of it happened, thus Starlight was never villain.
>>25633632
She really is tumblr/SJW pony
>>25633624
I don't know, the Alpha Timeline NMM was pretty useless
Starlight basically destroyed the world by accident while NMM dicked around with spooky trees
>>25633645
She was busy being too damn cute.
>>25633649
Starlight was cuter too
>>25633258
>>25633639
It did sound like that was how the spell worked, but Sunset never seemed to notice how the present changed like Twilight did.
It took Twilight yanking Sunset to the present to show her the doomed timeline.
And the fact that she didn'tbelive what she saw shows that she either never went back with Twilight in any of those time portals.
Or worse, she didn't care.
But we later learn she doesn't believe what she saw, so she was never shown the consequences of her actions.
>>25633669
>sunset
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>>25633655
>>25633655
Pay attention!
>>25633674
DON'T REE AT ME LUNA
>>25633669
That was becausein every alternate time line she was one of the first to die when the battles began, caught unaware, and thus had no recollection of what happened.
>>25633605
Thats actually quite a common trope.
Nobody can tear the system down quite like someone who was once apart of it, and screwed over by it.
Or something like that.