>"All I want for Christmas is you, anon."

>>25622717
You mean my dick?

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>>25622717
Please. We all know that you're going to dump me when you learn the inconvenient truth about me.

>>25622717
Well, this feeling isn't mutual. Not for an eqg "human".

>>25622717
But I'm not real....

>>25622717
Sorry, my one true love is a cartoon horse princess. Not some fugly condiment haired human girl.

>>25622717
I don't understand this request.
I can not possibly wrap myself in a box for you to open on Christmas.

>>25622717
"That's a terrible song. I love you less fro reminding me it exists."

>>25623012
At least not...all of me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc

>>25622717
"I thought you got over the whole 'make everyone your slave' thing."
>Sunset squirms a little before you, her fingers looping the lead in her hands round and round.
>"I... It's not like that. I've changed now. I don't want to rule over everyone: I just want to rule over you!"
>She takes a collar out of her pocket and holds it up to you, beaming hopefully beneath her fluffy pink beanie.
"Please~"
>The 'Fido' tag, still present, clinks as it hits eye-level!
"No."
>Sunset actually looks distraught as you turn and sashay out of there.

>>25623793
Shit, I'd be blushing and stammering too hard to come up with a response.

>>25623793
Well if she's going to treat me like a dog then she'd better at least let me hump her leg.

>"All I want for Christmas is you, anon."
HAHA and i want a mustang
can't have everything

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>>25622717
>Anon sighed, knowing that he would have to get Sunset a gift without knowing what she would want.

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>have an idea on something to write
>folks would think I'm trolling
Amusing.

>>25625599
Is it a comfy, Christmas-related green?

>>25625867
It's a traditional holiday practice, taking Sunset out to hear Handel's Messiah and getting comfy together on the pew complete with hair-brushing, cheek-touching and hand-holding

>>25622717
Too bad Santa has given me you first.

>>25625890
Take your G rated hallmark channel faggotry to ponychan.

>>25623793
Is it wrong I want to see more

>>25625599
>>25625890
Fucking do it man.

>>25625599
>>25625890
Fucking do it.

>>25622717

Twas the night before Christmas, and shaking alone,
A girl named Sunset, in her single room home.
The storm outside worsened, and the lights were snuffed out
And poor freezing Sunset, who was tortured by doubt.
"I've been left and forgotten" said she though her tears
The solitude and winter, rekindled her fears.
"A friend to no one, so in the cold I must stay,
I'll be at peace soon, for I'll be gone this next day."
In her sadness and weeping, she missed the encore,
Of a myriad of knocks, coming from her door.
From the door one more round and she heard the sound true.
So she rushed to the door with hope kindled anew.
Without a word uttered and her eyes blurred with tears.
She embraced the stranger while they spoke in her ears.
"I was worried Sunset, I'm so glad you're alright"
She recognized the voice, Twas Anon here tonight.
In one arm were wood logs, he would use to make flame.
In the other was food, too numerous to name.

Continued soon...

>>25626923
This looks cute.

>>25626923
I'm completely fine with this.

>>25627456
Same

Bump for the carol

I can make shitty Christmas song references too Darling, because last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you threw it away!

>>25626923
Please continue, poem green is best green

>>25625890
Thats fucking lewd how dare you

OK back, will finish what I started.

>>25626923

I'm actually re-reading this and I think this will be my rough draft, I see a couple spots I don't like.

For instance

"Of a myriad of knocks, coming from her door."

Would be better as "A myriad of knocks, sounding out from her door"


I'll repost the entire thing when I get the next draft up.

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>>25626923
Twas the night before Christmas, and shaking alone,
A girl named Sunset, in her single room home.
The storm outside worsened, and the lights were snuffed out
And poor freezing Sunset, who was tortured by doubt.
"I've been left and forgotten" said she though her tears
The solitude and winter, rekindled her fears.
"A friend to no one, so in the cold I must stay,
I'll be at peace soon, for I'll be gone this next day."
In her sadness and weeping, she missed the encore,
A myriad of knocks, sounding out from her door
From the door one more round and she heard the sound true.
So she rushed to the front with hope kindled anew.
Without a word uttered and her eyes blurred with tears.
She embraced the stranger while they spoke in her ears.
"I was worried Sunset, I'm so glad you're alright"
She recognized the voice, Twas Anon here tonight.
In one arm were wood logs, he would use to make flame.
In the other was food, too numerous to name.
She pulled him in swiftly, as to shut out the cold.
His stumbling had worsened while still in her hold.
Her grip did not weaken, as he laid down his pack.
When he took off his coat, she let down the attack.
But not a moment had passed when after he sat,
A bright smiling Sunset had pulled off his hat.
The food was still warm, and all the logs lit up quick.
When he sat down Anon knew he had done the trick.
Sunset was smiling, and leaning on his side
His hat on her head, oblivious to outside.
Her breathing was steady, and her warmth had returned
But to stay with her now, was all Anon had yearned.
When the clock rang the time, and he knew he should leave
Only a fool could want him, she's not so naive.
With his spirits all drained, and his self worth now gone
Her sat up as to leave til he heard Sunset yawn;
"I want you here Anon, so please tell me you'll stay,
I've grown tired of waking, alone here each day."
So Anon walked gently, and her warmth he embraced.
Twas the warmest of winters, either of them faced.

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>>25630894
Love it!

>>25622717
Sorry I'm Jewish.

You can't own me! I don't know you! That's my purse!

>>25631307
good if you're Jewish then you can explain why my bills arent payed even after I confirmed the shit online

>>25630894
the feels

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>>25622717

>>25622717
And then anon woke up.

>>25630894
fantastic