How would you conquer Equestria and its territories, with middle

>>25620729
is there some contagion endemic to equines and not hominids?
because catapults and horse corpses

>>25620729
Sleep my way to the top, then unleash a plot to kill everyone in power, leaving me as sole ruler of the land

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>>25620729
By telling a bunch of peasants they'll surely go to heaven if they fight, complete absolution from sin.

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>>25620729
>middle ages technology?
That's no fun

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Superior strategy despite magical defended

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>>25620810
no its more fun, otherwise the answer is nukes, so many nukes, just all the fucking nukes, fallout my shit up

>>25620846
I thought the goal was to conquer Equestria, not blow it up

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>>25620876
>implying that cant be done after

how does one kill a alicorn with a broadsword?

>>25620876
as if equestria can put up any kind of fight without the alicorns.
season 5 fight vs sombra proves the regular equestrain forces, even when the entire nation is part of the war machine, cant do shit

3 nukes, bye bye canterlot, ponyville and the crystal capitol.

>>25620932
Why even nuke them? Show the power of the United States and they would have to back down unless celestia wants to pull a Tojo.

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>>25620948
>implying that glorious sun monarch, sister banisher of a thousand years, would not stand her ground until the bitter atomic fire claims her

>>25620729
Are you trying to trigger me, anon?

They couldn't even use spears and their armor had more gaps than a cheese grater.

Not to mention I could tercio, use superior cavalry, cannon, war wagons/tanks, handgonnes, crossbow, siege engines and ballista, or pretty much anything. As for conquering, beat Celestia in one pitched battle with focus of cavalry to ensure the highest of casualties, march to Canterlot unopposed, and victory.

>>25620915
Chop its head off

>>25620787
Most crusaders were professional and levied armies were phased out by the 10th century

>>25620961
So she would sacrifice herself and her subjects before surrendering. Nice nationalism.

>>25620729
I would ignore them entirely and go on a crusade to reclaim the holy land... again.

>>25620961
She would do anything to protect her subjects not put them in harms way. Even if it she had to sacrificendure herself.

>>25620729
By shit-spewing it into oblivion.

>>25620729
With genocide.

>>25620729
Use Mongolian tactics and spam arrows
Cavalry charge and send in the infantry of pike squares and rodeleros when attacking troops

Use of springald, trebuchet, crossbow snipers, catapult, javelin and axe throwers

use scorched earth policy

>>25620729
>Cut down the Tree of Harmony
>Steal the elements
>Let the Everfree Forest do the rest

Play some total war

>>25622428
>You can just cut down a magical tree with axes

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>>25625652

>axes

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>>25620729

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>>25622428
>>25625652
>>25625888
Best weapon coming through

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1. build a town center
2. hit enter
3. HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON
4. Ctrl+C/V the shit out of it
5. ???
6. PROFIT!

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>>25620729
Screw you OP, just gees me the £20

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Greek Fire
Burns wood, stone, anything it splashes against. Its essentially napalm but better

>>25620729
WE

WUZ

>>25620729
I'd flood Equestria with cheap migrant workers, wait for their economy to start collapsing, watch as their government grows more and more unstable as they try to keep a grip on what power they have left, all the while, the ponies would move out of the country looking for a better life, to my country.