"H-Halt! Who goes there? This property is off limits to

>>25590409
Do I look like a fucking "civilian" to you? Step aside, private, or I'll have you put in the Butter Room.

>>25590523

is that where they rub butter all over recruits

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>>25590409

>>25590538
No thats where we keep the butter you fucking weirdo.

>>25590566
kek

>>25590566

oh that makes a lot more sense

>>25590538
>Initiation into the Royal Guard involves all of the superiors rubbing a recruit down with butter

What if I said that it's not okay with me? Would she still let me pass?

>>25590604

She would call you a straight busta and try to stare you down

"Can I pretty please enter?"
>You flutter your eyelashes.
>"I guess I could let you in"
>She steps aside and you walk pass her.
"Thanks and nice armor."
>You stroll happily into the castle.
>You pull out your sword.
"Time to die Celestia"

>>25590604
she'd begin to vibrate at a rapid frequency bringing her atoms into alignment with yours, then she would have an absolute particle failure and take you atomic structure with her, into the butter room.

>>25590409
>Fluttershy as a Royal Guardsmare

cute.

>>25590409
"Wow Fluttershy, when did you become a Guardspony?"
>Fluttershy continues to hover.
"S-Since the draft"