So Starlight Glimmer is clearly mentally ill. What's

>>25586210
AIDS.

>>25586215

Turbo-AIDS

10 cc's of friendship, stat!

>>25586210
She farts the farts the farts she farted
And picks her nose cuz she's retarded

>>25586210
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MARE

>>25586210
Give a million hugs

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>>25586210
lonliness

>>25586210
Narcissism

>>25586371
Except most of us are lonely as hell and we didn't destroy countless lives or try to establish a dictatorship because of it, anon.

>>25586402
...but we want to.
Hitler suffered from loneliness, anon, that's what depression does to people, they want to watch the world burn, they want to punish those that brought them pain. They want to be happy, even if they have to kill people to do it.

>>25586402
Most of us are also lazy

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>>25586210
>So Starlight Glimmer is clearly waifu material.
ftfy

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>>25586210
She needs a good dicking.
Trust me im a doc.

>>25586437
Yeah i'd fuck a crazy bitch

>yandere-ism

watch her try to murder the mane 6 when they don't want to spend every minute of the day with her.

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>>25586426
No that's your shitty projecting.
I was lonely and all I want is for the humanity to be a brotherhood and everybody to be happy, so all the suffering finally stops.

>>25586210
Asperger's

>>25586437
Isn't that bitch used goods?

>>25586631
What better way to be sure everyone's happy than to be sure everyone is equal?

>>25586565

> 6565
> Checked.

Alright, but seriously. She strikes me as having some form of abandonment issues.

Things that really deserve to be expanded on.

Ultimate yandere fics featuring Starlight Glimmer when?

>>25586210
Got keked by qt mark

>>25586679
Perhaps, but we have proven we are not able to do that, at least not yet.
Also Glimmer may use that as an excuse, instead of actually believing it was for the best.

>What if Twilight had only one friend and lost them: The character
Catastrophic waste of time.

>>25586469
Danke Doktor

>>25586731
Now for S6, what would happen if one of her friends left her? And OH NO surprise, there is shimmer to fill the hole.
It can happen, only on the hub...erh discovery family

>>25586210
Severe case of communism.

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>>25586437
Ahem, brother

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>>25586210

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>>25586651
Anon, most girls you will date will have most-likely had sex before meeting you. The quicker you get over your keking phobia the better.

>>25586210
Rape her until her mind breaks, of course.

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>>25586210
>ctrl-f
>not a single mention of autism
I'm disappointed, /mlp/.

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>>25586437
>sticking your dick in crazy

>>25588347
She is not crazy; She's Horny

>>25587183
I would date someone like that.
Virgin or not.

>>25586402
>we didn't destroy countless lives or try to establish a dictatorship because of it
That's because we lack the ability to do so, if I was a super powerful wizard you can bet I'd be blowing up random mountains all day just to have something to do.

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>>25586210
>What's your diagnosis /mlp/?
pic related

She's borderline.

>>25589477
>>25589500
Wow, did not even bother to CHECK'EM.

>>25586210
Starlight Glimmer had an Electra Complex. Her father ended up leaving at a young age though, so she transferred her needy emotions onto the next closest male figure: her best friend. After her friend left, she likely harbored feelings of self hatred, thinking it was her fault she drove her friends away. This lead to an Inferiority Complex, and she spent years shutting herself away from society because she felt she wasn't good enough. With all the free time on her hands, she dove into magic to fill the void in her heart. She eventually became so good at it and it filled her with so much pride that all her feelings of inadequacy shifted into a God Complex and aimed to make the world love and revere her instead. After Twilight and company ruined her town and took away the object of her desire, she developed an obsession with Twilight, as evidenced by her frequent appearances throughout the season and blatant drive to not just ruin her life, but risking all of eternity to do it time and time again, just for revenge.

This all, of course, assuming she had an Electra Complex and absent father to begin with.

>>25589767
Makes sense since she the show did not reveal her parents.

>>25586651
you're thinking of Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie

>>25589767
...
I don't know why, but that does not really sound that bad. I mean, a person or pony that is that doesn't sound bad to be with.

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>100+ Replies with Autism.

>>25589767
You know I actually really like this.

>>25589767

This... this sounds plausible. I like this.

>>25589767
it fits her actions well enough, and it never did directly show or state any of the ponies shown were her parents.

>>25589767
This nigga gets it.

>>25589767
Cap for the future
pun intended

>>25589767
I do love th fact that she's likely not all better now - this will make season 6 a riot when she hits things she can't deal with well.

>>25590330
Oh god, than she would be the only one to fight the new villain...which I am guessing is the Goat guy. Don't have pic on me but I am sure he is blue?
Also, she would end up not knowing what to do against the villain. Villain does the same shit Tirek did to Discord.
THAN FORGIVENESS FOR EVERYONE! YAY FORGIVENESS
Also....inb4 Starlight is the ELEMENT OF TOLERANCE or forgiveness.

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>>25586210
severe mental retardation

>>25586402
/r9k/ is very D E V I L I S H

>>25586210
She was in love

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>>25586210
Lust for revenge!

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>>25589767
>frequent appearances through the season
What ju talkin' 'bout, Willis?

>>25589767
>>25589878
Green of Anon meeting Starlight, Before redemption, and them becoming friends and possible even more?
It would get lewd when they start holding hands

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>>25586210
My diagnosis; too much 4chan.
The /mlp/ syndrome. Worst case yet.

>>25592163
/mlp/ is not that bad.
My diagnosis is: TUMBLR SJW SYNDROME

>>25586210
gayness

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>>25589767

She suffers from Cartoon Villain Syndrome.
A very rare, and almost certainly fictional, disorder in which sufferers experience a single, hyperbolic event in their childhood. This event is either impossibly huge--such as your entire family and best friend dying in a plane crash that also killed the president of your country and plunged your entire world into political upheaval, and this plane crash was planned by the CIA or some other organization--or small but overreacted toward--for example your childhood friend left you and you became a greasy shut-in.
After this event, the sufferers proceed upon a course entirely defined by gaining power and often tangentially connected to the disaster. For example, the orphaned child might join a gang or the now friendless child might devote all their time to their studies. In any case, this quest for power will be very successful in the medium term, resulting in the sufferer becoming a substantial threat to those around them.
The terminal stage of Cartoon Villain Syndrome is evidenced by an irrepressible and self-endangering compulsion to reminisce about their past--at times causing them to stop in the middle of a fight to waste several minutes babbling about their childhood.

Other symptoms include: sudden and spontaneous obsession with destroying specific persons, fits of hypermania accompanied with IQ spikes that enable sufferers to solve individual problems with superhuman ability while still following absurd courses of action, and an impulsiveness that is as likely to result in deliberately destroying the world as it is in spontaneously having remorse for everything and stopping ones own efforts.

>>25586210
She needs to have her liverbones taken out.

>>25586210

Bitch is thirsty for friendship

>>25586225
Ultra giga-nigga AIDS

>>25592462
This nigger gets it. 10/10 star post. Name your favorite pron and I'll see what I can do.

>>25592163
>>25592181
Nah. While SJWs are just a bunch of whiners trying to keep up their victim complex, they'll still better than us 4Channers. We're just the scum of the earth in every way.