> "So, you say there is an entire universe filled with

>>25581138
This is a bottle of bleach.

You have to drink about five of them, and it'll take you there.

It only works once, though.

>>25581138
>rape
Seriously, I haven't seen this response in so long I'm wondering if I'm still on /mlp/

>>25581138
>"So what you are saying that face-sitting is one of the stages to summoning one of the greatest powers of your world? What is it called?
Libe-DOH. It has ended Kingdoms and Empires, and even humbled gods
>Thou are serious?
Deadly
>V-Very well Anonymous, prepare thyself

>>25581138
show her how i got hit by that bus.

>>25581138
Assuming that I have some kind of teleport control, send her to somewhere in China where they'll turn her horn and bones into an aphrodisiac.

>>25581138
first show my your tits

>>25581138
Well, if it means that Trump doesn't become Hitler 2.0, sure.

>>25581138
>rape

>Magic with can control celestial bodies would work here.

Nightmare Moon... or Donald Trump?
*sweating guy with two buttons*

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>>25581138
>"My realm? Hahahahaha I would pay you the fattest sack of silverymoon gold ever seen in the realms if you could drive out even the roaming hoards"

Srs doe, we need to get rid of them hoards.

>>25582677
Why choose?

Nightmare Trump 2016
The wall shall last forever.

>>25581138
To be fair, Nightmare Moon may be an evil monarch with a desire to imprison those she disagrees with

Actually, no that's pretty much our world.

But still, at least she has some patience.

>>25581138
Good luck with beating physics.

>>25581138
>What do?
OBEY. Your Goddess ask you - you must tell her whatever she wants to know.

>>25583842
This.

Also, aid her in destroying all who oppose her.

>>25581138
Run like hell.

>>25583966
dubs confirm
anon+nmm world conquest green w/ lots of lad banter when?

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>>25581138
I mean, sure give the fighting groups a reason to unite for a while to fight a common enemy. Worked out really well for the last idiots who tried.

>>25584294
>victory sex on top of the mountain of dead enemies

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>>25581204
what happened