"Anonymous! check your phone Darling...there's a surprise

>>25565408
Thats a fine ass dog

>>25565408
Nigga I'm next to you.

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>>25565408
>dat dog bone tho

me on the left

>>25565408
But Rarity, that's not a surprise at all. I always knew you were a whore.

>>25565408
>"Anon how did you get that picture! I meant to send it to Chad!"
>"Did you hack my phone?!"

>>25565474
"You wrote 'Anonymous'. Do you call out my name when you're with Chad?"
>"What?! No! Don't be absurd!"
"So the pic was meant for me?"
>"No!"
"</3."

>>25565408

And today -is- my birthday.

Good way to make sure I know I'm not getting old, because that'll make anyone feel like they're 18 again or they're dead.

Also, photoboner'd.

>>25565408
Spike is one lucky dog.

>>25566120
no spike is a fagot

>>25566221
Dragon spike is a faggot.

Dog spike literally lives the fucking good life and has everything that Dragon spike does not.

>>25566241
Except having his balls chopped off by a vet.

>>25566263
but he's a small dog...there is almost no need to neuter him.

>>25566263
It's not like he would use them anyway.

>>25565408
"GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"
"SPIKE I FUCKING TOLD YOUR MUTT ASS NOT TO TOUCH MY FUCKING PHONE"

>>25566270
>but he's a small dog
Neutering a dog has nothing to do with his size.
>there is almost no need to neuter him.
Except the betterment of society as a whole.

>>25566283
Small dogs in a city environment don't really need neutering.

plus it's up to the owner, not a federal law.

>>25566263
>He gets belly rubs and petting by Rarity, and Fluttershy.
>Gets taken care of by twilight in a non-mobster sort of way.
>He can't be abused on screen like dragon spike because people would flip their shit over the abuse of a dog.