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Pony Transformation General

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Your one stop shop for all MLP-related transformation needs. Writefags, drawfags and lurkers alike are all welcome.
Any type of transformation into or from ponies, dragons, gryphons, minotaurs, changelings, or any other beings from the MLP:FiM universe is fair game.

Previously on PTFG,

The Adventures of Bob and Gerald: http://pastebin.com/VLxEmNMG http://pastebin.com/0Yy376dA
Belle: http://pastebin.com/ByzWWtvJ
Radiance: http://pastebin.com/u/ZeroandInfinity
A Mysterious Dress: http://pastebin.com/QMsQh8jx
Pinata Pony: http://pastebin.com/5zZbkgQ6

Below are some suggested writing prompts.

AiE Going Native:
>Somehow anon managed to get stuck in Equestria. It seems that the magic in the world around them is catching up to their mundane body, and in amusing ways. Watch as anon adjusts and makes sense of the new world and soon to be new body.

Pon-E:
A pill of questionable legality is now available. Taking one results, over the course of a minute or so, in a complete transformation into a little pony lasting twelve hours. The caveats are twofold: First there is no way to predict in the appearance that will result, pegasus, unicorn or earth pony; stallion or mare. Secondly taking two pills within a day renders the transformation permanent.

Occult:
>Spoopy things are afoot, as some strange rites have been performed by a mysterious group. Following members of the cult or unknowing trespassers into the area of the ritual as people randomly start becoming small pastel horses.

Story archive and additional links and materials:
http://derpy.me/PonyTF

Unrated TF image dump thread:
http://derpy.me/ptfgnsfw

Official /soc/-type chatter's in #ptfg on irc.rizon.net

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>>25445889
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I want to be the cute alicorn filly
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>>25548281
Is Anonfilly+Nyx really a thing?
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>>25548281
>alicorn
Don't you think that's a bit ambitious? What makes you think you'd be qualified for alicornhood?
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>>25548286
I have no idea what you're on about.
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>>25548286
Yeah, someone kept begging for it in the Anonfilly thread.

It sort of makes sense, since those threads are mostly forced edginess and mommy issues.
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>>25548340
I don't know if you've been paying attention but it's at least more than one person.
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>>25548340
Oh, cause they were both raised by Twilight?
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Forget Nyx. Now this is an alicorn filly worthy of transformation.
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>>25549812
Becoming a pony does not mean you have to stop being D E V I L I S H
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>Be at a party
>Be sitting alone on the couch awkwardly scrolling through twitter on your phone
>Only reason you’re here is because your friends begged you to come
>Then, given your luck, half of them didn’t even show up
>And the other half that actually made it are the ones you don’t care for too much
>So you decided to fuck the party off and browse until you got bored enough to leave
>On second thought...
>You’re bored enough to leave
>Stand up and slide your phone in your pocket
>Start walking toward the door
>”Yo anon!”
>You stop
>Look over your shoulder to see super awkward horsefucker friend waving you over
>Great...
>You contemplate ignoring him and walking out
>Eh fuck it
>It’ll give you something to do
>Walk over to your “friend”
“Ayy.”
>”Hey Anon, didn’t think you were coming!”
“Nah I’ve been here for like… an hour now.”
>”Really? I didn’t see you.”
“Oh I was… getting a blowjob. Yeah.”
>”Wow dude, nice.”
“Thanks?”
>”So Anon, my friend hooked me up some strong shit. You wanna try?”
“Well that was pretty upfront. I might be a cop you know?”
>Fear consumes his face
>”A-are you?”
“No dude, chill out. Give me that shit.”
>He tosses a pill into your hand
>Probably ex or something
>You throw it down with a sip of someone else’s beer before releasing a slobbish belch
>”D… Do you feel anything yet?”
>His voice seems timid
>You figure he was just new to this sort of thing
“No. It usually takes a second. Drugs don’t run on electricity, you can’t just turn them on jackass.”
>”Yeah, I know… just…”
>You’re caught off guard as there’s a sudden sharp pain in your stomach
>O-ouch…
>What the hell?
“I-Is this gasoline or something?”
>”Wait what?”
“A-ah dude, I’m gonna puke.”
>He doesn’t seemed to be alarmed as he should be
>Maybe he poisoned you with some laxatives or some shit as a prank
>Laughing at poop sounds like something this creep would do
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>>25550128

>”Oh shit, um… here. Come with me.”
>He ushers you upstairs where it seems to be relatively quiet
>By the time you reach the top your body is on fire
>You could hardly speak as the pain grew at an alarming rate
>What the fuck did you just eat?
>Instead of taking you to the bathroom to throw up he leads you into a room and rests you gently on a bed
>You can’t even comprehend what’s occurring around you by this point
>Your innards felt like lava
>Every muscle in your body was tensing to such an extent you thought you could popping and cracking
>You eventually cross a threshold where the pain becomes too much and pass out
>Your slumber isn’t a lengthy one, though
>As it’s not long before some distant whispering brings you to back to a conscious state
>”Wait. So how long until it wears off.”
>You hear a voice ask nervously from across whatever room you were in
>”I dunno. They told me 12 hours I think.”
>”You think we could have our fun with hi- her by sunrise?”
>”That’s the plan.”
>What…?
>Did they slip you date rape or something?
>Was there a girl in here too?
>You heard the word “her” so you assume you’re not the only one lying lifeless on the bed right now
>Like, you’re not one for rape, but it really didn’t need to involve you
>You assume your dumbass friend accidently slipped you the wrong drug and dragged you up here to hide it
>Then they probably drugged some chick and brought her up here too
>Why couldn’t they just put you in a different room?
>God dammit
>You didn’t want to deal with this shit tonight
>You didn’t want to play hero
>But now you gotta rescue some helpless chick from whoever these freaks are
>And you’re not surprised when you open your eyes to see one of the freaks is your creep horsefucker “friend”
>”O-oh… she’s waking up.”
>What?
>Who are they talking about?
>You groggily look about to examine your surroundings
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>>25550135

>But aside from your creep friend and his creep friend, you seemed to be the only one in here
>So where’s the girl they keep addressing?
>”Hey there, cutie.”
>You friend is looking directly at you
>What?
>Oh no
>No no no
>You aren’t gay
>And if you were
>You definitely weren’t this kid’s type
“Look, fuck fa--”
>You halt
>What the fuck type of wake-up voice was that?
>Did they kick you in the nuts or something?
>That was the most high pitched think you’ve vocalized since before puberty made its rounds
>Damn… okay
>Let’s try this again
“Look, fuck fa--”
>Nope
>Still higher than a school girl
>Maybe it was a side effect of being drugged or something?
>”You alright there? You seem a bit flustered.”
>His tone resembles one of a creepy horror movie murder
>It was extremely unnerving
>Like, there aren’t many things that really give you goosebumps
>But the way this kid was talking to you was totally wigging you out
“Okay listen. I don’t know what the fuck is going on, but I don’t roll that way dude.”
>He stops to consider your words for a brief moment before returning his eerie gaze toward you
>”I don’t think that’s going to matter?”
>W-wha..?
>Uh oh
>Creepy brony kid is going to rape you
>This doesn’t surprise as much as it should honestly
>Well, time to pummel someone’s little plump, nerdy asshole
>You make a swift effort to throw yourself up from your prone position
>Your plan was to stand up quickly and just got to town on his face
>But instead the only thing you manage to accomplish is fumbling about on the bed like a baby that has yet to learn basic cognitive function
>You must still be too doped up to stand
>Your “friend” notices your struggle
>”Oh, sorry. Here.”
>He pulls out his phone and fiddles for a moment before turning it to face you
>The selfie camera is on and you’re offered a reflexion of your own face
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>>25550143

>Though you figure the camera to be lying as the only thing you’re met with is the face of a pony
>A light pink coated, female pony to be exact
“Aha. Nice one…” You offer nervously
>You try to move again before noticing the pony in the phone camera is mimicking your movements
>Maybe… it was an app that like… made you look like a pony?
>You know, like one of those camera tracking things?
>If that was the case… this was the best damn camera tracking transformation app you’ve ever seen in your life
>The detail was painfully vivid
“Alright. This was fun. Can I go back to the party now?”
>Your breaths become more anxious as you actually begin to consider the reality being proposed
>There was a voice in the back of your head telling you to keep your cool
>But that voice was quickly becoming very distant
>”Noooo no no” He replies “Someone as cute as you can’t be left out of sight.”
“Look pal, I’m not ‘cute’. I’m a dude with a dick. Now let me go.”
>He turns to look at his friend who is still posted near the door
>”She’s like, all in denial. It’s adorable, right?”
>His friend sputters a broken chuckle before his attention returns to you
>”Now can you be quiet for me?”
“The fuck are you talking about? You lay a hand on me and I swear to fuck you’ll regret it.”
>He raises a brow at your threat before quickly conjuring a solution
>”Zane, can you hold her down for me?”
>His friends nods, waddling over to you and grasping your still malfunctioning body before you’ve the chance to offer any sort of retaliation
>With his hands firmly gripping to the underside of your armpits, you’re easily pinned against the bed
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>>25550143
Yes yes yes. This is good
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>>25550153
>He felt so massive in comparison to your own size
>Was he just some giant or are the drugs messing with your perception?
>O-or… had the phone camera actually been telling the truth?
>As he held you, it felt almost as if patches of hair were being disheveled under his grip
>You figured arm hair at first
>But now..?
“W-whoa guys, please. Take it easy!” You plead
>Your breaths start to become more frantic as your eyes dart about
>”Are we gonna give her the second pill?” His friend questions
>”I guess we’ll have to see if she’s going to be a good girl or not.”
>Well that’s it
>The flame was now lit and this biggest panic attack of your life was about to ensue
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>>25550161
This is awesome. I hope these creepy fucks get their comeuppance.
Keep it up!
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>>25550161
I'm invested. Good stuff.
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Here you go m8:

I am the little mare,
My rump is always bare,
A tail so swish,
And vag delish,
Being male doesn't even compare
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>>25553959
I chuckled. Good job
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It should be left unsaid,
but this general is pretty dead,
It's a shame,
but we're all to blame,
No one posts in the thread.
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>>25556779
I wish that it wasn't that way
Inactivity is pretty gay
I'd like to write
But it would be shite
And drive everybody away.
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>>25550161
There needs to be more of this
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oh no! someone drugged the turkey with pone tf pills!
now the whole family is pretty little pones!
and the leftovers will have to be thrown out because everybody's an herbivore now!
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>>25557865
It's going to be awkward explaining to them why you're the only one not freaking out.
And I think the common view is that ponies probably are capable of eating meat.
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A human turned into a pone.
She hated being alone
She sought out a friend
and sucked his bell-end
And she now has a loving home.

Your typical pet story
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Poems now? We're resorted to poems?
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"Whatever you chucklefucks are pitching, I don't care." you grumbled
>The mare turned towards you and smiled
>"I hate Equestria just as much as you, darling. You really should come work with us, we need an action man to operate the equipment we make."
>"We saw what happened at the HLF compound. You seem dedicated to saving humanity, the people need someone inspiring like you."
>You raised an eyebrow
"Okay. I'm listening."
>"We literally just told you everything. Are you going to help us or not?" the mare asked
"Yes."
>"Good, come with us, you won't want to be here in a few minutes." the man said
>He was a smaller man, bearded and wearing a gray coat with yellow threading in the fabric
"Why's tha-"
>The mare checked her watch
>"Oh dear, we need to leave, pronto!" she rushed out the door
>The man checked his watch and gasped
>"Oh shit we gotta go!" he grabbed your wrist and ran, pulling you down the hallway
"The hell's happening?!"
>"Secret police are here! Rarity, teleport us to the van!"
>The mare's horn lit up and flashed, your surroundings shifted and you were inside the back of a van
>The man crawled over you and the mare and drove the van out of the parking lot
>As he pulled away, three black vans pulled in with pony soldiers pouring out the backs
>The mare helps you up into a seat
>"Are you alright, dear?"
"Y-yeah... What just happened?"
>"You were teleported, it isn't a fun experience if you're unprepared."
"Who were those guys?"
>"Equestrian secret police, I'm afraid. There must've been a mole at the HLF compound; you probably got reported to them."
"Reported? Why?"
>"You did say you were going to go on a shooting spree tonight."
"Who are these secret police?"
>"The pony police employed by Celestia to quell any uprising that may be found, they were going to make you disappear, they're responsible for the raids on HLF compounds."
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Why is TCB so fucking stupid/
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>>25559017
It just do, my lad... It just do.
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>>25559056
>lad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9GEY0SE0c8
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>>25558781

It's so plain to see
Envy of this loving home
That penises built
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>>25558934
I like it so far and I'm interested in seeing where this is going assuming it's not going to be anything like a typical TCB story.
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>>25558934
>>"I hate Equestria just as much as you, darling
[interest intensifies]
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>>25559017
Because it involves putting humans in a situation where they're forced to convert or die. Then they're brainwashed into accepting it. Usually with lots of denigrating humanity and exalting ponydom.
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>>25556875
>>25558773
My absolute niggas
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>>25559090
And the terrifying thing is that she thinks it's a genuinely great idea.
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>>25560252
Well it is a woman...
The creatures notoriously known for having shitty ideas.
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>>25562385
Cute as fuck.
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>>25562645
Oh well, maybe Celestia will turn him back.
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>>25562385
Panties on ponies just looks so retarded.
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>>25562929
Unless Celestia secretly likes the idea of taking care of her husband.
>He gets turned into a filly or colt
>"Oh, I am so sorry, my dear, but I do not know how to reverse the spell your daughter cast."
>"It seems that you have to remain like this for a little while."
>Celestia pretends that finding out how to reverse the spell takes a lot longer than it should because she just loves filly Anon so much.
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>>25563071
Heresy
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>>25563071
It's probably not easy to adapt to the pony way of being nude almost all the time.
I kinda like them to be honest

>>25563153
Celestia the single mother raising her two daughters, one being her former husband.
I'd read it.
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>>25563071
Clothes are sexier than the naked form
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>>25563153
Id read it
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>>25563320
For humans perhaps. Underwear is considered risqué, cause hey, it hides the forbidden naughty bits for the public and is generally a personal thing. Usually hints at foreplay or sexy times.

Horses are always naked. Adding panties is just a step backwards making it look like they're trying too hard, or that they constantly shit themselves
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>>25563471
>Horses are always naked
Not always, or Rarity wouldn't have much of a business. I wonder how much lingerie she sells that we just don't hear about on the show.

Maybe I just want to be the mare in the pretty dress.
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I imagine someone here will be into this, Cadence turns Shining Armour into a maid.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/295442/maid-to-please
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A powerful magic-user of Equestria of your choice is willing to bring you to Equestria and turn you into a pony of your design. The catch is that you must then serve your benefactor in whatever capacity they desire for an indeterminate period of time.
Whom do you chose, what do they ask of you and what happens?
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>>25565456
You're leaving the catch up to us? There's not much of a "catch" then, is there?
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>>25565472
Does there need to be? It's just an excuse for transformation
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>>25565580
>an excuse for transformation
>not attempting to form a counterpoint to see what kind of shit anons would put up with to become the qt mare
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If the Zephyr writefag is looking down on us today, may they bless us with an update as to whether or not we might expect to see an Opal update for the most wonderful time of the year?
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>>25563071
>>25563471
What if it were the panties that turn you into the horse in the first place?
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>>25565762
I'd be conflicted. Then annoyed because they'd probably be really hard to remove again.
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>>25565456
I choose the sluttymare, and the sluttymare.
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Turned into a pony by panties
stolen from the mare that you fancy.
In her hooves you are putty
She makes you so slutty
And fulfils your greatest fantasy.
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>>25565735
All hail the eternal pet pony
SIEG
HIEL
SIEG
HIEL
SIEG
HIEL
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>>25567076
>peel my dingers
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>>25568214
I'll peel your dingers, anon.
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>>25568241
But it needs to be loving and we have to snuggle afterwards.
Also you need to dress up as Anon
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>>25568273
Doughnut Joe confirmed for Equestria's most diabolical villain.

Oh wait, it's only Spike. Never mind.
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>>25568273
I wish there was more food transformation content. especially stories
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>>25568658
That horn looks ridiculous. Should have made it a 99 flake.

Oh, and the whole thing is very unsettling.
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>>25568658
I dunno, vore doesn't sit well with me, personally.
Food TF fits right in there with vore on my uncomfortable list.
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>You clopped both of your hooves together and smiled brightly
>"Well it's been fun doc, but I gotta get out of here before cabin fever sets in!"
>You hopped off the chair
>Damn that was a comfortable chair
>The quality of the doctor can be determined by the quality of the seats
>Damn good seat for a damn good doctor
>"And where, pray tell, are you going to go?"
>Hoofenstein crossed both of his arms and frowned
>You... Didn't quite know actually
>You figured that you could just wing it, maybe hang out with a few hobos, form a hobo mafia
>That'd be pretty great actually...
"Err, I figured that I could maybe just chill out in the alleyways. Hang out with the hobos."
>You smiled
"Maybe start a-"
>"Gang? Yeah I don't think that's going to happen, little guy."
>What
>Did he just call you little guy?
>You narrowed your eyes
>The vet seemed to take the hint, and smiled apologetically
>"Hehe... Sorry, you act a little like my son when he gets excited."
>He had a son?
>Huh
>You never pegged him as the sort, but that didn't matter now
>You wanted to leave
"Well. I'll figure something out. Thanks for the patching up ya did, doc."
>You heard mumbling as you pushed open the glass door leading to the outside world
>"Yes... Don't cause too much chaos out there."
>You thought you even heard a chuckle as the door shut
>Weird
>You looked around, noting the sun slowly climbing in the sky
>You needed a plan
>You know that you can sense, even sort of feed on emotions, you have wings that may or may not even work, and you can use telekinesis
>It was mostly an accident with that last point
>You shrugged and trotted across the parking lot
>Whatever, something good oughta come your way
>You looked both ways, checking for cars, but there were none
"Good... Now I just gotta-"
>Wait
>What was that buzzing sound?
>You looked around, trying to find whatever was causing it
>And then you looked up
>Your eyes widened and your ears pressed against your head as you screamed
"Sweet fucking christ!"
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>>25569095

>Your legs locked up, you couldn't get out of the way
>The black object seemingly glared at you before colliding, wrapping itself around you as you flew backwards, propelled by the thing's momentum
>The buzzing died down to a gentle hum, and you didn't dare to wiggle
>It was definitely a creature, and a very scared one at that
>You could sense the fear rolling off it in waves as it grappled... Or hugged you.
>Fear for you?
>That's fucking weird
>"My dear sweet drone! Why would you leave the hive? You had your brothers and sisters worried sick when we first located you!"
>Dear sweet drone? Who the hell was this lady... bug... thing?
>Evidently she was just like you, except bigger, and much more friendly
>Also, brothers and sisters?
"I-I uh... I never left anything. I just kind of..."
>Oh jeez
>You couldn't tell her that you turned into one, that'd bring you bad juju
"I just... Hit my head and got lost."
>You smiled nervously
>The fear ebbed from the motherly changeling, and she pulled back to look at you more closely
>"Yes. You do appear to be roughed up quite badly, but somepony must have patched you up."
>She smiled, and you could sense that she was relieved to see you weren't too harmed
>It still didn't creep you out any less
>Who exactly was she, and how did she find you?
"That's great and all, but could you let me go, please?"
>You peered around her, checking to see if anyone had seen.
"I kinda have somewhere to be."
>The changeling frowned, upset.
>"Where would that be? You looked lost when I saw you."
>You gulped and laughed a bit
"I wasn't lost. Just uh... Just thinking about where I should go."
>She gave you a deadpan stare
>"So, you don't have somewhere to be then?"
>You opened your mouth to reply, but shut it when the changeling gave you a hard stare
>"Don't lie to your mother, my drone. I know you're lost."
>Oh
>Ooooooh
>So that's why she was afraid for you, she thought that she was your mother.
>You started laughing
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>>25569112

>She thought she was your mother!
>It was too much
>You settled down after a few good minutes of laughter, much to the other changeling's confusion
"I think you're mistaken lady, I'm not your son, my dad kicked my ass straight out of the house, literally, so you can't be my mother."
>You'd gotten over the fact that your dad kicked you out, couldn't really blame him
>"I-I don't understand. You're from my brood, I can sense it!"
>The mother grew teary eyed and hugged you once more, this time more gently
>"You've just hit your head, you don't know what you're saying."
>Strangely enough, you did feel a sort of attachment to this other changeling
>Maybe you could humor her, you'd at least have somewhere to stay if this 'hive' meant anything
"Yeah. I don't know. He kicked me pretty hard."
>Your 'mother' tensed up
>Or maybe queen would be a better word?
>Like a queen bee, caretaker of a hive, and mother to many
>It fit well, and you felt that odd attachment strengthen as you came to this conclusion
>You shivered
>Were you really thinking of this stranger as a relative?
>"This 'father' that you speak of. Was he the one who hurt you? One of the humans?"
>You could practically taste the venom as she spoke of your dad
>It made you nervous...
"Y-yeah. He must've thought I was a monster or something."
>You looked at yourself
"Can't blame him. I really do look like a monster."
>The queen tensed up more, hugging you close
>"You are no monster, my child. Please don't speak ill of yourself like that."
>This girl really did care about you like you were her own
>That spider god must've done something to you
>Or that vet
"Alright. I'm not a monster, and you can just call me Anon, by the way."
>The queen perked up, happy
>"A good name for a good drone. Come, Anon. Let us return to the hive, we needn't worry your siblings any longer."
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>>25569095
>>25569112
>>25569124
http://pastebin.com/ym0WgtVv
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>>25568214
I wish I couldn't peel my own gingers...
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>>25569124
I like it. I like this new character. Interested in seeing where it goes from here.
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>>25569462
Have you ever tried to peel a ginger? They always just end up running away screaming.
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>>25569138
I can't stop grinning.
Great update little bug
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>>25570557
Ginger is Nigger reorganized
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>>25571178
Ginger pone is nigger transformed.
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>>25571340
This comment is my mind blown
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>>25569138
I feel it
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>>25572464
cock vore transformation into big mac's cum
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Unrelated question but I'm curious. How long have you guys been posting/lurking in this general?

I myself have been here since Feb of 2013
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>>25555598
artist?
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>>25573334
I doubt it.
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>>25573314
Late 2013. Been on /mlp/ since 2012.
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>>25573314
Came here when Twisted posted his 8th chapter
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>tfw you will never be a cute pony taking pony cum on your ass
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>>25573334
http://sevenpaperplates.tumblr.com/
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Pre-finale bump though I dunno why we should bother
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>>25573314
summer 2013
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Well this episode almost completely destroyed the narrative I had for changelings, so I don't know what to do anymore.
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>>25578171
How so? It all happened in a non-existent future. Also, it's fan fiction. Take liberties.
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>>25578171
>still caring about what's canon
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>>25578171
You have your own universe, man. Why would it be affected by the alternate present?
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So are we turning into equal ponies?
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>>25579549
If you want.
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>>25579549
If we're turning into ponies, I don't care if we're equal
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>>25579853
You won't be saying that when I buttfuck you up the dick
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>>25580170
>no downsides
What's your point?
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>>25580308
>What's your point

My erect penis
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>>25568273
Maybe this is what happened to SoGF.
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>>25578285
>>25578565
I suppose ya'll are right. My headcanon trumps the show itself. Thanks, /mlp/.
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>>25584868
No one would say you're cute with a face like that.
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>>25584937
Not to mention the lousy colour scheme
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>>25585257
I think that colour scheme is pretty much the staple for Anon ponies. I don't mind it, really.
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>>25585752

I don't like the mane and tail.
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>>25550153
Pretty good, I look forward to continuation
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>Twisted Spectrum doing a contest for tf stories

https://www.fimfiction.net/group/574/transformations/thread/219880/upgraded-3000-member-celebration-transformation-story-contest-with-over-150-in-cash-prizes

Why though?
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>>25590578
Oh twisted...
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>>25549001
what in the fuck was that about?
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>>25590811
Think it was this
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>>25549001
Holy fuck someone capped my green? Why.
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>>25590915
Oh god its worse than I imagined.
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>>25550161
I'm not a fan of the rapey stuff, at this point I'm hoping the other two peeps get hard fucked
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>>25559090
And who the fuck is this fossil? Why is she singing? What in the fuck?
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>>25591254

There was a time before crazy trannies took over the Internet like some kind of tranny apocalypse.

JDR is from that time.
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>>25591254
Never heard of the conversion bureau, Anon? The most autistic thing to ever appear on fimfiction?
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>>25591390
Are all trannies crazy?
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>>25592076
Yes
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>>25592109
Ah kk
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Anyone have drawfag requests that don't involve humans?
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>>25592575
Pone into Naga pone
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>>25592575
Pony into negro
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>>25592575
Could I get a Celestia tfing into a character that actually gets screentime?
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>>25592717
Seconding
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>>25592717
So literally any other pony.
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>>25592717
anon pls, at least try to keep things within the realm of possibility
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>>25592864
>>25592575
Yep. Your pick drawfag.

>>25592952
I c-can dream...
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>>25592967
poor sunhorse
it seems that in the last few seasons, her popularity has been eclipsed by her sister
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>>25592575
Pony taking the second pill (as per scenario described in the OP)
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>>25593010
>Eclipsed
You fuck.
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>>25591549
I think I might have breezed past it. Is it really that bad? How autistic is it?
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>>25592575
How about Rarity becoming a changeling?
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i want to be the little mare and have lots of foals for my handsome stallion husband!
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>>25592143
Me likey. Sauce?
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>you will never forcibly change someone into the little pony and then make them love it
I remember now why I don't participate in this thread
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>>25595248
>I remember now why I don't participate in this thread

is it cause no one else does?
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>>25595459
Do you mean the content suggested or the thread itself? ^:)

Nah. I'd like to but I'd just end up a little depressed about teasing the new little pony until her old self dribbles out her ears.
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>>25593029
Where'd ya find this nice meme?
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>>25595531
Thread itself.
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>>25595248
Please turn me ;~;
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>You will never return home to find an unmarked package on your welcome mat
>You will never open it to discover a plush of your oc lying within
>You will never feel the unbearable waves of happiness and excitement when you see the plush, because you know the moment you touch it your life will completely change for the better
>You will never be... a talking horse
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>>25595966
>you will never be liked

it hurts to live
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Transformation into Nyx
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>>25596169
This shit has already infected the Anonfilly thread. Don't start it here.
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>>25596154
ouch... ouch ouch ouch ouch
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>>25596185
It's already too late. I have cells dorment in every popular thread just waiting. This was already infected, just look at the top of it.
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>>25596229
>I have cells dorment in every popular thread
>Popular
>/ptfg/
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>>25596252
If that's when you believe then shoot me.
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>>25596288
It takes a strong man to deny what's right infront of him.
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>>25596297
Are you seriously suggesting this general is popular? It survives on bumps and reruns.
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Hey guys, been ages since I posted here (kinda burned out my story writing motivation, and busy with life). But regardless, just wanted to drop you guys a line.
As someone mentioned here:
>>25590578
The TF group on FimFic is hosting a TF story contest, and various donors put up a fairly exorbitant prize pool ($170 for TF stories? Uh, okay...)
Since I'm one of the group admins, I can't compete myself, but you guys should really consider entering. Stories only have to be like 6k words and you'd have a chance at getting some cash. The contest has been open for the past month and we've had a whopping 2 total submissions so far, so honestly you guys stand a decent chance of winning something if you enter. Contest closes in a week, on December 7th.
If you're interested in entering, the good news is you don't even need to publish anything on FimFic, since all submissions are going to be via Google Docs. The annoying news is there's a short list of banal contest rules you have to skim over (courtesy of the contest's financiers). URL as follows:
> http://www.fimfiction.net/group/574/transformations/thread/219880/

If you do decide to enter, make an account on FimFic (a throwaway if necessary) to send me the GoogleDoc story link.

In other news, hey, what's up. good to see you guys are still alive. This damned community turned my passive TF fetish into basically the only thing I've clopped to the past three years. Thanks a bunch...
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>>25596403
And petfag shitposting

I'll never stop until I have hooves that inhibit my typing abilities...
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>>25596405
gtfo spectrum.
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>>25596405
What's the deadline? Is there any specific no-nos? How is the money transferred? WHY so much money?
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>>25548281
>>25548330
>>25596169
>>25596229
Nyx x Anon and Anon into Nyx is stupid. Literally no appeal.
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>>25596431
Okay I actually read your post on FIMFIC.

Seems neat. I'm not 100% clear on the 'tropes' bit, though.

I'll try shit someone out, but the 7th is only next week.
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>>25596405
That's cool. Looking forward to seeing what comes out of this.
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>>25596461
Nyx posters are just shitposting, they're doing it in the AnonFilly threads too.
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>>25596508
And the whole board.
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>>25596508
>Namefagging
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>>25596614
>=
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>>25596431
>>25596467
> How is the money transferred
The $40 for second place is coming from someone who plans on sending the winner a check in the mail. The other ~$120 worth of prizes I think are going on via Paypal. But if someone does't have Paypay or would rather get gifted $20 worth of games on Steam instead of getting $20 cash, that can be arranged.
>WHY so much money?
We originally only planned on like $60, but then someone donated $100 on the spot to boost the prize pool. A bit surprising, but very generous of them, much appreciated.
>I'm not 100% clear on the 'tropes' bit, though.
I know, honestly I'm really not a fan of the tie in to TVTropes. I understand the fun little challenge it can provide I suppose, but it makes entering the contest really confusing for anyone who's not one of those people that reads TVTropes.org for hours. Seems a bit counterproductive for a contest whose point was to try and get more people writing TF stories. Well, the first financier of the contest wanted it, so it's in for better or worse. Shouldn't be a huge pain to find a few tropes from the list, but it's sort of an extra step of work. Condolences.
List of TF tropes is here if you didn't see it before: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShapeShifting

>I'll try shit someone out, but the 7th is only next week.
Mmm, yeah I'm a bit of a cunt not telling you guys sooner. Well, at least it doesn't have to be long. You can feasibly write 6k words in one sitting if you have too. Best of luck!
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>>25596614
I'm a writefag in both this thread and the anonfilly thread, does it really matter that I didn't take the name off for that post?
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>>25596647
T-thanks senpai.
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>>25596647
>Ctrl+F
>Fauvra
>>25596508
>>25596647
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>>25596653
meant for >>25596632

I don't even know how I fucked that up
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>>25596658
Check the google doc with all the stories, I'm in there. I haven't been active lately, but I am planning on getting back into writing for this thread.
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>>25596647
No point in putting on your name if you're not writing right now. Not that I'm all butthurt about it, just saying.
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>>25596676
>I am planning on getting back into writing for this thread
Sweet
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>>25596676
Well if the first thing you do coming back is shit stirring then stop it.
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>>25596688
Double dubs. Everything's comin' up Milhouse!
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I'd make fun of people for being butthurt over someone else namefagging, but then I forgot 90% of ptfg is drama, and this general would have died in Season 2 if it wasn't for shit like this. So please, carry on everyone.
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>>25596691
I was just saying this in the Anonfilly threads, I had no intention of stirring shit, I honestly thought Nyx posters were shitposting and I didn't think anyone actually liked this OC. I was wrong. Very wrong. Sorry.
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>>25596730
Just ignore Nyx, it's the new Sunset Shimmer though fuck knows why.
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>>25596725
Shit tier drama, mind you. It's hardly ever fun to watch anymore because it's always so... petty?
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>>25596735
>Nyx
>the new Sunset Shimmer
>implying Nyx hasn't been an annoying obsession for a full 2 years before Sunset Shimmer was even a twinkle in M.A.Larson's eye.
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>>25596725
I get the distinct impression you're enjoying this.
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>>25596725
If that's what counts as drama then that REALLY is petty, by all standards.

Drama would be something like Globe getting Syn preggers but then it turns out that the real father was actually Mitchykins who is actually their own sister as they were a twin who died at birth.

>>25596818
Been here since 2012 and this Nyx shitpost has only accelerated in the past few weeks due to the finale. Just like how Sunset exploded into popularity after the 2nd movie. She'll either fade away again or become an obscure general.
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>>25596730
Don't apologize. Nyx is cancer.
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>>25596838
>Drama would be something like Globe getting Syn preggers but then it turns out that the real father was actually Mitchykins who is actually their own sister as they were a twin who died at birth

Does this actually fucking happen in the irc? Like really?
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>>25596876
>Does this actually fucking happen in the irc? Like really?
No of course not
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>>25596982
That's amazing.
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>>25596876
>>25596982
It's still cringy for its hugboxness
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>>25597049
I think that's just one person, spit_fire.
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>>25595202
Here you go, http://acesential.deviantart.com/art/I-m-a-Pony-299585961
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>>25597960
Reminder that you become a little pony every night but because you're asleep you don't remember.
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>>25598036
is that why my asshole hurt and my pants were down when I lived with my parents anon
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>>25598379
Yes. Also why you kept finding long strands of hairs in your ass crack as you showered
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>>25597960
I want this. Can I have this?
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>>25598526
Sure, it's an image just save it ya numpty
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>>25598579
>numpty
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>>25597071
I like Spits though. She's nice asf
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>>25598036
That's just cruel
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>>25600140
>>
If I were a little mare, would people like me? Would I have friends? Would life be happy?
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>>25600230
Perhaps. Though how would you meet said people? Would you roam the streets on your own? Would you start a job at a petting zoo?

Legit question. How does becoming a mare magically give you the confidence to do what you can't do now?
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>>25600254
It doesn't
8^y
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>>25600254
You'd be cute and lovable... and snuggle-able

People would just naturally like the cute pony. You'd be treated like this little 3 foot tall princess~
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>>25600305
Just for that, I won't.
I'm going to treat you like a guy friend and never snuggle you because I'm not gay
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>>25600305
If people fussed over me, picked me up and stroked me without me actually having to do or say anything, I could live with that.
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>>25600323
Ouch ;~;
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>>25600327
Isn't that called being a pet?
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>>25600346
If you're a pony and on Earth, what else can you really expect?
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>>25600360
Honestly? What else could you really want?
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>>25600157
dude waht
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Here, have some bad art.
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>>25601314
The art isn't really all that bad, it's just that it's particularly unappealing for this sort of thing. It'd look fine for a political cartoon.
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>>25601314
That's hilarious. I feel bad for the poor ol' guy.

>"By jove! What the bloody hell is happening to my face? I feels like my nose is trying to take a great walloping shit!"
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>>25601314
Only the muzzle is bad.
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>>25600334
That's what you get for wanting to be a special snowflake pony when you haven't done shit to earn it.
You wanna act like a bitch, you gonna get smacked like a bitch
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>>25601463
Haven't done shit to earn it? What dictates having earned something like that?
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>>25602007
I decide. I am the judge, jury, and executioner.
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>>25602133
Well you're shit at your job.
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>>25602188
Earn your respect, whelp
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>>25602516
Likewise
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>>25602658
Like I said, you earn your place in the world
If you were my pony you'd be tied to the tree outside for being a little shit
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>>25602700
I... I think I'd be okay with that.
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>>25602700
Earn my place? Nigger, who's to say I'm not already there? Who's to say you're not some fat, insufferable neck beard sitting here just for the sake of being a nigger?

I wouldn't break for you. Not you Anon. I'd spit on your tree and piss on your shoes. A garbage master you'd be.
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>>25602719
No, love. You'd want someone who loves you. Never settle.

Unless settling means becoming a little mare, in which case, definitely settle.
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>>25602719
This pony is the one that gets the princess treatment
>>25602794
You do realize where you are, don't you?
You're on /mlp/
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>>25603651
>You're on /mlp/
So fat neckbeard confirmed?

And wh-what?
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>>25603796
Humble mare acts like royalty, gets treated accordingly
Snooty mare acts like a bitch, gets smacked like a bitch
Pretty much everyone here is either a fat neckbeard or a scrawny skeleton
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>>25603846
O-okay... Just don't smack too hard, please?
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>>25603946
I'm not mean. I don't know if I could bring myself to hit a pony.
>tfw last pet walked all over you because you are a softie
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>>25595820
But then I'd feel bad.
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>>25604097
There plenty of ways to cause agonizing pain without actually touching someone, Anon. You just have to know how to break them the right way.
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>>25604212
But I don't wanna hurt anyone...
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>>25604275
Then what was all this? >>25603846

There's a difference between hurting and discipline. Don't take a pet if you can't control it.
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Ok, who here would want to be a pony, mare or stallion, without all of this pet pony submissive BS that seems so common here? I'd much rather have my free will, thank you very much.
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>>25604380
Yup, so much better to be the free mare.
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>>25604380
Of course I want to be the mare in Equestria, but if I had to stay on earth, being the pet would be the way to go.
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>>25604380
Me. Stallion pegasus would be nice.
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>>25604380
>>25604397
samefag tho
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>>25604322
I couldn't hit a pony that was being a good pony.
Bad ponies are in trouble.
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>>25604380
Either or. I'm submissive for my stallion and were we to be pets I'd have to submit to someone else as well. Just so long as I'm a mare, I couldn't really care less.
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>>25604412
But that's wrong.
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>>25604454
Well I tried.

Inspector Anon, out
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>>25604528
Nice pic. I guess putting shoes on your hands is a bit like being a pony.
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>>25604397
How though?
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>>25603846
>skeleton
I-IF YOU THINK THE 'S' WORD IS GONNA BREAK ME, YOURE IN FOR A SURPRISE... M-MISTER
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>>25605809
That's not how you spell "Master"
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>>25605809
I don't need to try, you've crumbled already~
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>>25548263
Never been here before, but OP's image got some keks out of me.

Anyone point me to something similar?
>Twi turns Anon pone
>he's pissed and acts like his usual self
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>>25606000
Yeah, the Anonfilly threads.
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>>25606000
Maybe http://pastebin.com/ex4bJFh0
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>>25605809
Breaking you wouldn't be enough of a challenge to make it fun.
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>>25606189
I'll check em out

>>25606202
Thanks
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>>25606558
The Anonfilly threads are edge as fuck.

It's writers trying to outdo each other by filling their stories with abuse, neglect, self-harm, depression, suicide, and general terrible parenting.
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>>25606586

I'm glad that shit split off desu senpai.
>>
How about a story where a petfag gets tf'd, briefly enjoys the pet life before being teleported to Equestria alone.

Do they off themselves? Do they try live with Fluttershy? Do they decide being free is the best thing after all?
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>>25606586
Well, then fuck it. Thanks for the warning.
>>
I want to be the sneaky cutie stallion who snuggles and snuffles the chest of his adoring Mistress.
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>>25607946
Could be amusing.

>>25608609
You'd think yourself sneaky but she'd know exactly what you were up to.
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>>25608609
Wait a second...
I remember this feel, it's been so long I'd forgotten and given up on this feel.
I know this feel.
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>>25609253
But would she stop me?
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>>25608609
>>25609267
Petfags, stahhhp.
I can't handle these feelings again, man ;~;

...I want to be the obedient mare that receives endless praise for how good she is
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>>25609896
How long have you felt this way? Are you a straggler from the pet iRC? [/SPOILER]
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>>25610186
You mean IRC (s) ?

I went to them a couple times, though I wasn't much for staying. Atmosphere was always uncomfortable.
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>>25610186
Forgot to answer duration. A few years.
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Last master:
Swedebro aryan masterrace
Literally the single greatest human being to ever walk the face of this earth
Current master:
Filthy turkroach
I will personally fill him with lead in WWIII
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>>25612891
Then why is he your master?
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>>25612978
Because I will destroy him one day
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>>25613007
I hate him so much, filthy kebab
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>>25613085
What a bad pet you are~ I surely wouldn't spend a dime on something as spiteful as yourself.
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>>25613282
Lyora pls
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>>25613387
Actually no. That would require an ellipsis then a tilde " ...~ "
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I swear every thread I see someone say "Why doesn't someone write a story about someone being turned into Milky Way and having to deal with the consequences!" and it never get's done. I'm too lazy, fuck you.
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>>25613853
Gigantic bowling balls with nipples on a horse's crotch don't exactly turn me on.

If you become a pony, get pony anatomy. Exaggerated human features on a pone are an awful idea.
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>>25613803
But would you spend a nickel on me?
What about a nickel and four pennies?
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>>25613896
This. Milky way is such a dull character but 'muh tits' are why she's popular.

I hate everyone. People. You. I'm so ALONE in the UK for a bit of a shame that the protagonist was previously human then it might be a 20 min delay in getting back to the pixel model to test this painting program out.
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>>25614085
Well, maybe. I'd buy you, break you into the loyal and obedient pet you're meant to be, then I'd re-sell you for a lot more.

My current pet never used to be as faithful and obedient as she is now, but it didn't take long. You little rascals always acting out, seeking intentional punishment. Spoiled your masters allow you to be. Pity you don't fear them like you should~
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>>25614085
I'd buy you for £5 then you could be my flatmate. We could eat nachos and watch TV together.
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>>25614212
You couldn't break me :^y
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>>25614294
Oh?

Try me~
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>>25614301
Okay, challenge accepted
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>>25614378
God dammit Scribbles
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>>25614404
A-auntie?
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>>25614236
SOLD
To the cheeky lad for a whopping 5 britaindollars
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>>25614404
>>25614485
Niggers, get a room.
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>>25614528
Yaaas. Gees me my wee pone.

In other news, I'm broken inside.
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>>25613853
I'll just link the Milky TFs that I'm aware of,
http://pastebin.com/RC5L5SHa
http://pastebin.com/WRniJnZY
http://pastebin.com/e0r3A6mq
It's always worth seeing more of course. Someone started writing one a few threads back but I don't think it went anywhere.

>>25613896
To each their own, I guess.
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>>25614404
How did you know?
Are you a spy?
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>>25614905
Cause no one else is autistic enough and no one else shits up this thread so much.
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>>25550161
You have failed me. Write a gripping green only to fuck offand never return.

it's okay, I've done the same
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>>25614962
brutal...
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>>25614962
Then who exactly are you? I think you're Breezy but I'm not so sure.
Breezy knows me, but not enough to know how I post. But no one I know would have a pic of Breezy aside from some rando.
And Breezy surely wouldn't bully me like that.
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>>25615008
No, I'm around , I'm not >>25614962 though. I usually lurk, but it's not terribly hard to tell when it's you posting.
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>>25615057
;~; No fair big meanie
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>>25615008
>>25615057
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>>25615161
I still adore this picture.
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>but it's not terribly hard to tell when it's you posting
But I am Anonymous, legion, no forgives
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>>25615233
Wow, these are amazing.
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>>25615057
You and I know Teon was most certainly some kind of immortal god emperor.
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>ywn be the cute pet stallion with nice mistress
JUST
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>>25587784
This terrifies me on strange levels.
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>>25618691
Actually, that's quite the injustice.
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>you will never be turned into a cute mare and sent to Equestria
>you will never be initially dismayed at not being able to be a pet pony
>you will never slowly start to find your place in your new life, develop new talents, and make friends
>you will never find a special somepony to begin a relationship with
>you will never get to do petplay things with your devoted other half, while still enjoying the fruits of your new life

Pet pone is great and all, but it's a little formulaic.
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>>25619861
>formulaic
>outlines a formulaic life of free will
>formulaic

Be a happy and content pet or be a happy and content citizen of horse land? Neither are bad, but both lead predictable lives.
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>>25620736
Fucking midget ponies turning me in to an abomination
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>>25620923

The tf is only halfway through. Don't worry, it will be into full pone when complete.
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>>25620923
The moral of the story: don't fuck midget ponies.
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>>25619704
It's pretty bad
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>>25621341
You will never have a loving Mistress who frequently inhales from your smeg-crusted shlong
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>>25621433
That's kinda gross.
I just want to be loved and not take a dick in the ass.
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>>25621512
>I just want to be loved and not take a dick in the ass.
but, but, how else is your master supposed to show you how much he loves you?
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>>25621525
>he
>not she
That's kinda gay
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>>25621512
Nothing wrong with taking in deep huffs of your pony's odors.
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>>25621777
check'd
yes, like burying your nose in your waifu's mane and taking a big huff of her scent
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>>25621512
This. I like the pet/master relationship, not really looking to be a pony cocksock.
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>>25622606
As much as I'd prefer to just be a little cuddlebug for my master, I would probably do anything to be the mare. If that means being a cocksock, then so be it.
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>>25622653
I wouldn't shag my cat, so pony is safe with me. I'll just poke it endlessly and tease it like I do my cat
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>>25622847
See, that's more like it.
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>>25622847
I could live with that.
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How has this thread been getting away with the obscene amount of petfaggotry lately? No one seems to be fighting it like usual.

Not that I mind or anything, it's just been to good to be true...
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>>25622929
Because there's no one else left to give a fuck. It was probably one loud sperg. No doubt they'd attribute their leaving to the pet faggotry, but the general has been stagnant anyway.

I don't care about pet fagging, as long as there's no rping in the thread.

TF is over
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>>25623383
It's not THAT hard.
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>>25623383
just strap a pencil to your hoof. poke the keys with the pencil, problem solved
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>>25623573
>just strap a pencil to your hoof
How are you going to do that with hooves?
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>>25623585
you have a mouth dingus. and probably, a human to help you
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>>25623594
Just ask politely
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>the baby is actually abuse anon fillies.
>a present from him.
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>>25623594
Sucks for those who are alone when they're turned into ponies
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>>25623594
>a human to help you
I want to see a story about an anon who has to ask for help from his flatmate(s) who insist that he has to beg for it. And then maybe a bit more than just begging.
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>>25623678
This would make a fun, short green.
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>>25622606
This.
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>>25623678
I like the sound of this
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>>25624044
I wouldn't mind becoming the little mare, so long as nobody forced me to act a certain way just because I am. I'm me damn it.

>>25623678
I have an idea for this. Will write when I get the time.
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>>25618110
such a lust for revenge
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Pet pony for sale, must pay in cash using african currencies
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>>25624316
>I have an idea for this. Will write when I get the time.
I look forward to seeing what you come up with.
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>>25624382
What about members of african tribes becoming zebras?
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>>25624316
>I have an idea for this. Will write when I get the time.

Biggest and most common lie ever told in this general.
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>>25623678
“W-what do you mean you want me to ‘beg’ for it?”
>”You know, like a dog would?”
“Guys, I legit just need to open the door to the bathroom. Why are you making this such a chore?”
>”Awhaha, is somepone getting angry?”
“God damn it you guys, seriously.”
>”Let’s hope someone doesn’t wet herself.”
>They won’t budge
>You know by the point the only route that leads to you relieving yourself entails giving in to their demands
>But there’s a voice
>A tiny little voice hidden away somewhere in the depths of your conscience
>Faintly screaming for you to stand your ground
>B-but... you NEED to piss
>More than life
>Maybe...
>Maybe you don’t mind sacrificing just… one more tiny bit of dignity?
>If only this once, just so you can use that god forsaken restroom
>You release a prolonged sigh, and with a very obvious eye-roll, you plop to your haunches and rear yourself back gently to sit upright without using your forelegs for balance
>Another small sigh, and you’ve retracted your hooves to your chest
>Giving your best attempt at mimicking the “begging” gesture they’re after
>They both puff out their cheeks as if to hold in a storm of laughter
>You direct your gaze elsewhere to avoid the embarrassment
>”What a good little pony” One of your mates snorts out.
>”You’ve most definitely earned it” The other teases in a condescending tone.
>Your ears droop
>Why were they humiliating you like this?
>Being intentionally made a joke for just their amusement...
>Why was this okay?
>What did you ever do to their dignity?
>It seems now just because you’re a mare they’ve done nothing but try to strip you of every ounce of self-respect you had
>Your distaste for your housemates has grown significantly in the past couple days of being like this
>And you’re certain they’re not going to let it stop...
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>>25624477

>A little frown forms on your face as their whirlwind of insults and teasing continues without the slightest hint of mercy
>Though, one seems to take note of your change in spirit and hushes himself
>”Uh… Anon. You okay?”
“Yes. I’m fine. Can you just open the door for me now?”
>”O-oh yeah sure. Sorry.”
“Thanks…”
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>>25624366
Who in their right mind wants a nigger pony?
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>>25624477
>>And you’re certain they’re not going to let it stop...
Yes. More!
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>>25624514
It's not a nigger pony, I collect coins.
Will also trade for some gardening tools or an Xbox
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>>25624596
I've got an xbox I can't be bothered with keeping anymore.
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>>25624681
Is it in okay condition?
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>>25624745
Pristine.
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>>25624802
Deal.
Pony is freaking out about being traded for an Xbox
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>>25624596
I'd trade my xbox to be a pony. It's not like I'd be able to play it anyway.
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>>25624831
I'd trade my xbox to become a pony.
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>>25624596
I'd trade my xbox to become a pony.
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Someone who can draw, do an Anon-turned-pony cursing their inability to play Xbox with hooves.
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>>25624862
>>25624896
>>25624919
I think this anon might be trying to tell us something...
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>>25624896
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>>25624932
I'd trade my xbox to become a pony.
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I'd trade my Xbox for free because it's shit.
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I'd trade my pony to become an xbox.
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>>25624957
>Your owner will never teasingly tie you up to watch you squirm helplessly for their amusement

:(
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>>25624991
That can be arranged.
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>>25625007
I have the strangest boner right now. No, seriously.

What the fuck.
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>>25624993
Why must you make me feel this?
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>>25624974
Exactly Anon, that's why everyone would trade their xbox to become a pony. It's a win-win situation.
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>>25625007
>you don't have to tell me what happened but you have to eat all the xboxes
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Can I trade my roommate's xbox for him to become a pony?
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>>25625208
>"Yo, you seen my Xbox?"
>2 hours later
>"Y-yo... have you seen my dick anywhere?"
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>>25625226
Fucken rude
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>>25625208
>>25625226
>"Turning me into a pony I get, but did you really have to sell my Xbox?"
"Those potions aren't exactly cheap, ya know? Besides, you'd find it pretty hard to play now."
>"I- I could still try"
"Wait, is that what you're worried about? Not the being a mare thing, you miss your precious video games."
>*pout* "At least let me sit in your lap while you play Fallout."
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>>25624490
This is cute. Please continue
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>>25625576
Awhaha~
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>She takes a few steps back, beaming
>"Well?" she asserts, looking over-joyed with her own work
>You look down at your newly acquired hooves
>Nonchalant, your eyes move down to your round pudgy tummy
>The quick movements either side of your head acted as reminders from your ears that they existed
>You look up at the girl, and frown
"Well," you reply flatly, "You did it"
>The girl's prominent smile sags
>"Oh. Right..."
>Deflated, you flop limply on your side
>Being the little pony was always your secret, impossible fantasy
>And now you had it
>But... you didn't want it anymore
>You didn't want anything anymore
>The void inside you continued to drain away your will, life and happiness
>For every reason to live, you'd immediately offer 10 reasons to give up
>If this little fantasy couldn't even bring you joy, what else could?
>You lock eyes with the girl
>Her eyes mirrored the tears forming in your own
>The colossal weight within your very chest grows
>You want nothing more than for it to collapse upon itself
>To finally give you that last breath of freedom
>Then for the darkness to tuck you in
>Laying on your back your filled head spins with concepts you no longer care for or understand
>There wasn't anything to enjoy anymore
>It didn't make sense to enjoy anything anymore
>If the spirit is broken, what else is there left to break?
>A warm hand rests gently rests upon your stomach
>"Is... there anything else I can do?"
>The first, and final tear escapes your empty eye
"Fix me."
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>>25627110
What is this? Does this have a prompt or are you totally winging it? I love it so far.
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>>25627110
This could be great. Please continue
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>>25627110
Just going to throw this out there. If any of you bastards ever become the mare, and you're still depressed after, I will, without question, kill myself. Right on the spot. Legitimately just blow my brains out where I stand.
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>>25627237
No no, you've got it all wrong. You kill yourself, then become the mare. That's the correct sequence of events.
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Good news! You get to be a pony now!
Too bad! You're still on earth and must select a owner to care for you. You can be filly, colt, mare, or stallion.

Ivan, the squatting slav
Cons:
Cold as fuck
Crushing poverty
Pros:
Tracksuit, potato soup, and vodka will warm you

Paulie, the friendly New Jersey baker
Cons:
New Jersey accent
COME ON I'M WALKIN HERE
Loud family
Pros:
Lots of time at the beach
Lots of cuddles
Lots of baked treats

Joanna, A fucking knight
Cons:
It's like 1500 or something
Ye olde english
Pros:
Sometimes you'll get princess carried
Medieval adventures

Josh, rich scifi dork
Cons:
He's patronizing as fuck
You'll accompany him to every Comicon
Pros:
Money
Go to every Comicon

Ricky Vando, 30's con artist
Pros:
He always knows exactly what to say
You're his only friend
Cons:
He makes his cash by scamming stupid people

Jessica, Texan settler
Pros:
Friendly
Food tastes like it's from the hand of god
Cons:
It's 1800's and you're helping her start a homestead
You have to pull the wagon

Sumomo, ancient japanese empress
Cons:
Doesn't speak any english
Makes weird food
Pros:
Wants to help you learn japanese
You get a little pony samurai costume (+3 DEF)
She doesn't actually hold any political power

Shawn, small-town guy
Pros:
You'll love him unconditionally
He's perfect
Flawless in literally every way
Did I mention he's perfect?
Cons:
Live paycheck to paycheck
He's just a regular guy, you just love him the way a dog would
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>>25627634
>New Jersey accent
>A con
Not a petfag, so I'd pick Ricky Vando. Seems like he'd give me the most freedumbs. Plus, pull a pony Goodfellas in the 30's, except with less of all my friends dying or getting put in jail.
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>>25627634
I'll be the mare but I reject the offer of being the pet. Shawn can be my pet if he wants.
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>>25604380
Definitely. I really don't get this pet shit; I'd never substitute my own free will for that, it's damn right delusional.
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>>25573314
Holy shit mate we joined at the exact same time.
Been lurking ever since...
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>>25627953
I want to be the pony's pet human
Sounds comfy
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Nyx is a cute and so is Anonfilly
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>>25628415
Nyx is acute. Anon is obtuse
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>>25627634
I'm a pet, my luxuries don't matter. Shawn it is.
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>>25628050
I don't get this stupid, free will, I'm going to lead my own life of 'choices' shit. It's damn right delusional.
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>>25624957
WOULD YOU GIVE THEM YOUR CAR?
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>>25624476
I try not to lie.

>Crunch time, it is fucking crunch time baby.
>You’d spent the past month doing your best to procrastinate, and now the fruits of your stupidity had come knocking.
>It’s the 30th of November, and you have five essays due tomorrow, so far today you’d only gotten three of them done.
>You’re shirtless, tapping away at your computer, headphones on with Capital STEEZ spitting fire in your ears, one monitor with Word open and the other with your web browser.
>Your shitty little broom closet of a dorm room had that special look to it, like a horde of neo-anarcho-spaghettimancers had been staking out a protest in it for weeks.
>Beer bottles everywhere, in boxes and on the floor, hell your windowsill was lined with them.
>Empty pizza boxes lurked behind your printer, tall empty energy drink cans of varying brands stood a pointless vigil on your desk.
>The time was 3 AM.
>And you were in the Zone.
>Straight Nirvana, full on CHIM, typing up a 40 day storm to cleanse the world of lazy fucks.
>Words flowed as easy as the Monster down your gullet and your heart beat in time with your fingers.
>English essay on how John Milton related to Satan?
>Donesies, you paste those last few references onto your bibliography with some zip, save the document, then close the window.
“Time for some science.”
>Word open again, new document.
>You almost smile right then and there.
>You can do this, just got Psychology to finish.
>Another Monster down, you toss the can at your door and grab a new one out of your mini fridge.
>And then it hits you.
>Fucking headache.
>You groan as the pain breaks in waves down your forehead.
>Three days and no sleep makes Anonymous an unhealthy fucking wreck
>Luckily you had the power of drugs on your side.
>You grab the pill bottle by your lamp and pop a few extra strength acetaminophen tablets, down ‘em with more Monster.
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>>25631535
>Something made you double take though.
>A little fleck of white.
>Right there on your hand.
>As much as it hurt your head to do, you squint and look closer.
>A single hair, just below the middle knuckle on your index, pure white, straight and short.
“Wh- AH FUCK!”
>All of a sudden the pain in your head intensifies, the waves become more and more frequent.
>And then it’s constant, like a vile buzzing on the top of your skull.
>You reach up there, out of pure instinct.
>Nubs.
>There’s fucking nubs on your skull.
>Before you can push another thought through, a burning starts up all over your skin.
>Hands back down, you watch in shock as that single white hair becomes three, then nine, then twenty seven.
“It’s… Fur. Haaaahaha.”
>Well that’s it right then, fucking sleep deprivation has driven you completely nuts.
>You just giggle and drool as the white coat of fur spreads across your whole body, up your arms and down your chest.
>There’s no pain anymore, you’ve completely disassociated.
>Idly, you put your hands back up to your head again, feeling the nubs there grow and fan out like fleshy flowers.
>That gets a pretty good chuckle out of you, so does your hair, as you watch it grow down into view over your eyes.
>You blink and it turns blonde.
“Yeeeeeaaaaaahhh.”
>There’s a weird tingly feeling in your ears, and then there isn’t, because they aren’t there anymore.
>For a moment you can’t hear anything, your headphones just slide right off of your head.
>Then it all comes back in a rush, computer whirring, fridge droning, and the guy next door whispering dirty talk over Skype to his girlfriend in Brazil.
>Huh.
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>>25631552
>You can feel your face shifting now, jaw sliding like some demented dentist had just said: “Fuck it. Give this guy caveman tier overbite.”
>A snout inched its way into your view, white as snow, round and boopable.
>Eyes crossed, you stared down at it and laughed.
“Hello there, my name is Anonymous. I’m an aspiring crazy person.”
>Just then you noticed that your legs had been shrinking for a while now, your pants and underwear had slipped right off of you.
>Your legs just sort of folded up, bending and coming up way short of the floor.
>As an afterthought, you pushed yourself away from your desk before sliding out of your chair and onto the floor, to pay company to your stacks of empty beer bottles.
>Fear was starting to overcome your initial disbelief now, your giggles turned into shivering pants.
>You watched your hands and feet melt and meld, fingers and toes pressing together.
>You could feel them harden up, lock up as your joints shifted.
>Shaking with pain and terror, you felt a push from your tailbone.
>Not on it.
>Out from it.
>Snaps like knuckles cracking, clicking and then a quiet whoosh.
>You stared at your new tail, blonde as your mane.
>Because that’s what it your hair was now, a mane.
>And you had hooves.
“Huuuuuu…”
>You closed your eyes and hummed, trying to drown out all the sounds your body was making as it transfigured itself into… a…
“C-can’t even… Haaahhh…”
>But you couldn’t stop listening, your new ears were far sharper than the old ones.
>The cacophony seemed to last forever, snaps and cracks, squelches and shlicks.
>Weird and foreign feelings worked their way over and inside your body, your spine pushing against itself and shrinking down, your hips pushing out and filling out with flesh.
>Right then you felt a hell of a tingle.
>The sort of tingle that grabbed you right by the fucking balls and stuffed those balls back into you.
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>>25631566
>Your eyes snapped open, you lifted a leg and stared at your most prized magic stick, now standing alone sans crystal balls.
>Your nether arcane catalyst was squirming.
>And not with magic.
>With a loud SCHLOP, it sucked back into you.
>All the oxygen in your lungs seemed to be sucked out with it.
>You could FEEL an emptiness down there now, growing in size and shaping itself.
>A burn started to build up right there, and you watched in awe as your flesh parted and formed a sensual opening.
>You weren’t packing a wizard’s staff and jewels now.
>You’d just gotten yourself a Pocket of Major Holding.
>Warlock Dungeon.
>…
>You had a fucking vagina.
“Welp.”
>…
>Somehow you knew it was over.
>Your body had finally finished changing.
>Your mind shifted into a neutral, purgatory like state of denial.
>Legs shaking, you forced yourself to stand up and walk over to your mirror, step by agonizing step, hooves clacking against the linoleum.
>A pony stared back at you, bright blue eyes with little dark circles under them.
>Which looked adorable really, with this new body it looked less like you’d denied yourself any sleep for days at a time and more like you missed your afternoon nap.
>Long blonde mane, blonde tail.
>White fur.
>You flopped your new ears around.
>Up.
>Down.
>Up.
>Down.
>Sideways?
>Sort of…
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>>25631608
>It took a few false starts to get yourself to turn on the spot with all four hooves going wherever the fuck.
>From what you could tell you were just shy of three feet tall.
>Also there was a fucking tattoo on your butt?
>What.
>It was a keyboard, broken in half.
>…
>Sane people, in moments like this, scream and flip their shit.
>They whoop and holler and cry till they figure this shit out and rationalize what just happened to them.
“Oh FUCK.”
>Panic gripped you.
“OH FUCK!”
>Thoughts flitted through your brain, faster than you could catch them.
>Then one stuck.
“MY FUCKING ESSAY.
>You don’t have time to be a sane person.

That's what I have written for now, hope it's not too terrible, this is my first time writing TF.
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>>25631622
You're doing fantastic so far. You must continue.
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>>25631622
This is deliciously paced.
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>>25595966
I feel like I'm the only one of you fags who genuinely is a sub but wants hands and has friends and a life i would never want to be taken away from. I have entertained the scenario, but given the way I react to sex is with revulsion and sheer terror, I think the cocktail would not be strong enough to keep me away from the idea of escaping.

video games, pathfinder, fuck even just cooking for people all taken away from me. REEE incarnate. heres to hoping I know enough about pones to give the wolves and flying horses the slip. then it just boils down to praying there's a nice industrial freight train I can hitch a ride on. escaping would be a nightmare which is kind of why i am fascinated with how to do it, and how afraid i'd be.
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>>25632744
Nobody cares.
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>>25631622
>Every step is a trial and a half, but you manage to get back to your desk.
>You crawl your way back into your seat and push your mouse with a fore hoof to wake your computer up.
>As it loads up, you reach for your can of Monster.
>And only manage to push it away.
“Fuck.”
>You don’t even notice how adorable your cursing is.
>You try to grab a bowl from the shelf next to you with your hooves.
>And fail.
>Sighing, you pick it up with your mouth and set it down next to your energy drink.
>Delicately, you use both hooves to press on the sides of your can of Monster.
“Nice… and easy…”
>You tilt the can over, slow and sure, pouring its contents into your bowl.
>Eventually you get it all out.
>Grunt, bite and toss away the can.
>You drink up some Monster and get back to business.
“Alright.”
>You dive straight into it, typing fluent and precise as always…
>Actually you just bump your dumb hooves on the keyboard ineffectually and somehow you manage to close Microsoft Word.
>Your hooves are so dumb that you’d get more done just staring at your computer monitor all night.
>You try again with your hooves, this time being much more conscious of how you move them, trying only to press with the edges of them.
>To no avail.
>With both hooves working in tandem, all you manage to do is get your mouse over the Microsoft Word desktop icon.
>You can’t even start it up since it takes two quick clicks.
“God. Damn. It.”
>Your ears flop down and you scrunch up your muzzle, frustrated gaze flicking to things around you, trying to find a solution.
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>>25632820
“Right in my face…”
>You try to click your mouse with your snout.
>Down, up, down, as fast as you can manage.
>Failure.
>…
>With both hooves pressed firmly against the sides of your mouse, you reposition your cursor.
>Down, up, down.
>Failure.
>REPOSITION.
>DOWN. UP. DOWN.
>Nothing.
“FUCK! ME! PLEASE!”
>”How about I stuff my cock in your mouth and shut you the fuck up!?”
>It’s the guy in the room straight across from yours.
>You twist your head around and stare angrily at the door.
“HOW ABOUT I FUCKING PUNCH YOUR TRACHEA OUT THROUGH YOUR ASSHOLE?!”
>The asshole just laughs.
>It’s difficult to be threatening when you sound like a cartoon character.
>Still incensed, you stick your head into the basket of school supplies you keep by your desk and start rummaging through it.
>You bit down on a roll of duct tape and spit it out onto your desk, tasted terrible.
>Back down and you snatch up a few pens.
>You grab a pen and hold it against your right hoof with your left, letting it stick out a ways.
>With your mouth, you grab the dangling edge of duct tape and pull, holding the roll down with your shoulder.
>It’s tough going, but you get a good length of tape going.
>You gnash your teeth where the strip meets roll.
>On the bright side, you do manage to tear the length of tape off, but you also get it all tangled in the fur on your neck.
>You drop everything and hop off of your chair.
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>>25632828
>Gently, you bite down on the duct tape and pull.
“Ow! Shit!”
>For a moment you’re fine, mad but determined.
>You stare at the duct tape, growl at it even, and you pull again.
“Ah!”
>Then you melt.
>Tears start to well up, dripping down your muzzle and onto the floor.
>You sniff and you sob, and then you wail quietly.
>It was too much.
“I’m soOoOhohooh *sniff* fucked.”
>Your legs buckle and you fall over, a gibbering mess on your floor.
>Mind blank, you just curl up and cry.
>You shiver, the floor isn’t really all that warm.
>You stretch your neck out and bite down on a trailing corner of the fleece blanket on your bed.
>With a tug, you bring it tumbling all over you, instantly making you feel much more comfortable.
>It takes some squirming, but you get it underneath you too, get yourself all wrapped up and warm.
>Idly you pick at a loose fiber with your hoof, watching your tears make wet spots on the fleece.
>You abandon your fortress of Blanketude for a moment, and grab your bowlful of Monster, then set it down beside you.
>Back into the blanket, but with copious amounts of caffeine to keep you company now.
>You drink it up, tears slowing, sobs coming in sparser.
>Eventually, you calm down and lay there in peace, committed to just going to sleep and hoping you can get this stuff figured out proper in the morning.
>No stupid, spur of the moment decisions.
>…
“Wait…”
>Something started to build in your chest, and it wasn’t your blood pressure after all that caffeine.
>It was elation.
>You grin wide and jump up.
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>>25632835
“I’m a goddamn idiot. But hot damn if I’m not the smartest one around.”
>As quick as you can, you run over to your door and bite your doorknob, twist and pull.
>Out the door and down the hall you go.
>You’re used to your four legs now, so you’re trotting easy.
>It’s only half way down the hallway that you remember that you’re a tiny fucking horse.
>And now you’re on edge, eyeing every door you trot past, the bright lights overhead seem almost too bright.
>White walls, white tile floors and off white walls.
>What would someone do if they saw you?
>Run? Freak out? Try to nab you?
>You sigh and collect yourself, gather up some fuckin’ balls.
>Focus on what you have to do, not what “might happen”.
>Get to Chad’s room.
>Talk to Chad.
>Get his help.
>Chad was bro numéro uno, dude had been your friend since middle school.
>If there was anyone that would both believe you, and help you, it was Chad.
“Ah, woops.”
>You stop and turn around, you’d walked right past Chad’s door.
>You check your surroundings, then you knock.
>”No one here.”
>Goddamnit Chad you’re the worst fucking friend.
>You knock again, harder this time, hooves make an awful lot of noise.
>”No one here.”
“Really?”
>”I don’t see anyone out there, so there’s no one in here. You fucking ghost, you can’t steal my soul”
“Chad it’s Anon.”
>”Shut up. Skinstealer.”


And that's all for now. Been up all night and I have to wake up in like two hours.

>>25631812
>>25632726
Thanks. I'll post the pastebin before I nod off.
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>>25632844
Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/SLiRMr3v

Goodnight.
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>>25632872
>Chad
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>>25627634
>perfect in every way
does his dad Joe and brother Rictus come to visit, and do they bring their custom cars?
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>>25632744
Don't worry about it so much. The notion of losing it all is only scary because you're comfortable. Comfortable isn't happiness anon. If you were ever taken you'd end up happy just like everyone else who tread that path before you. Worry all you want but the inevitable outcome in a situation like that that is becoming the happy, content, loyal pet.
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>>25548263
Would anyone be interested if I tried to conjure a green of Annon turning into bugqueen, and slowly spreading the hive wherever he goes?
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>>25634415
I could see losing hope and giving in and obeying. I'd probably never really be happy though.
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>>25634597
Absolutely we would.
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>>25634612
Alright. I'll try to magic and necromance something. May post tonight.
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>>25634608
How would someone spoiling you rotten and loving the shit out of you not make you happy? I can guarantee you'd eventually come around, all pets do.
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>>25632872
It's cute, amusing and well written. Can't wait to read more.

>>25634717
That'd be great
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>>25632703
isn't there a mare version of this?
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>>25635658
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>>25634717
>You're Anonymous. A nursery assistant, working like a bee in the local hospital.
>It's almost Christmas.
>Not that there's anyone to celebrate it with.
>That doesn't matter, though.
>Once you found out the draw managed to hit you, and that you'll get two weeks off, you decided to buy a plane ticket and rent a room with money that stayed over, from paying your bills.
>An all inclusive holiday in the tropics, on a remote island, nice and snuggly near the equator, in a resort.
>Perfect avoidance of the freezing winter weather.
>You think of that as you sit, spaced out on the last minutes of your day shift.
>Just need to handle the report over to the next shift.

>After you finish your duties, and finally get home, you scurry over to the airport, verily prepared for your much needed holiday.
>In around two hours, you're on your plane and en-route to your place of rest.
>And after ten hours of flight, you're at the destination airport.
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>>25635786
>Hurrah!
>The fresh sea air, and the hot early morning air make the airport hardly bearable, since you're used to the continental climate.
>And a jungle just beyond the airport makes the atmosphere much more thrilling.
>God knows what the heck lives there.
>You did find that you can get a guided tour of the jungle, so that's something to do if laying on the beach would bore you.
>You exit the airport, and take a bus to the hotel.
>A bus provided by the hotel of course. You have no idea if there are any other buses, anyway.
>Once at the reception desk of the hotel, a receptionist greets you with a smile.
>" And you are, sir?"
"Non Anonymous. I have a room reserved." You say and smile.
>The receptionist nods, and hits a couple keys on the keyboard of the work computer she sits in front of. "I'm sorry, sir. The room isn't clean yet. It'll take some time. We can send your luggage up, and give you a free guided tour of the city, or the jungle."
>You nod. Misfortune, but not enraging, you can certainly roll with it.
"I'll go with the jungle tour. Thank you very much." You say and smile.
>The receptionist nods, gives you a ticket and a key. "We'll have your room ready once you return, sir. You can leave your bags here. Thank you for bearing with us."
"No problem. Thank you." You say, and leave the hotel.
>You have a look at the ticket, and with the help of a few kind locals, you're on your way to the tour start.
>The tour carries on peacefully.
>The dirt path leads through the jungle, with various information posts, and with the guide, the entire tour is quite interesting.
>Your attention leaps over to a sharp pain in your neck, and you instantly send your hand to swat it.
>A mosquito, nothing serious.
>You shrug, and wipe your hand on your pants.
>Around a hour later, at sunrise you get back to the hotel.
>The kind receptionist sends you to the correct floor, and you tired lay down on your bed.
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>>25635793
I like where this is going. Proceed
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>>25635870
Already working in another submission.
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So becoming the little mare is now possible! The catch? Only 3 of us can do it. How do we decide who obtains marehood?
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>>25636219
Choose the most smart people so they learn the way to make all of us into little ponies
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>>25636219
Whoever we hate the most, so they become less annoying and easier to push around.
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>>25636252
I-I wouldn't mind being pushed around...
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>>25635793
>Later you're awoken by a scratching pain on your neck, around the bite.
>You groggily walk over to the bathroom of your hotel room, and check the area around the bite.
>The near vicinity is swollen, and the top of the pimple is black, hard, almost looking like a bug's elytron.
>Must be an allergic reaction to the bite.
>Thankfully you took some basic first aid things with you.
>Like sterile gauze squares, and an antihistamine unguent.
>It's simple. You put some of the liniment on the swollen bite, flinching slightly as you tap it in. Then you put the sterile gauze squares onto the affected area, and a couple spins later, your neck is wrapped in a permeable bandage.
>And not too long after, you feel quite a good bit better.
>You look at the clock on the wall, and see that it's around the time when lunch starts.
>Yeah, you're famished.
>You make way to the reception, and are given an armband. Something about identifying your all inclusive reservation.
>You make your way to the restaurant, and pick up a meal.
>Some rice and a sauce, is what you pick, though you have much more available.
>You don't feel like stuffing yourself anyway.
>You sit at a table with a view of the sea.
>The food is nice but something else catches your attention.
>The air has something sweet to it.
>Something that smells terribly sweet.
>But strangely you don't mind.
>The scent is intoxicating your mind, clouding your thinking.
>But, god, it smells so good.
>Suddenly, you snap back.
>The scent isn't there anymore.
>But you know it was there, you know from where did the smell emerge.
>Strangely the smell seemed to emerge from a young couple next table.
>You finish your lunch. Though, after the incident, you aren't too hungry anymore.
>You leave the restaurant.

And that's it for tonight. Why does everyone have an = for a name?
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>>25636400
You're out of the loop, aren't you?

It's related to pre-S5finale hype and the finale itself
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>>25636418
I had a feeling that it might do with glimmer. We Czechs don't have Hub here.

Wait... Discovery Family, or what was it.
So no mlp for me.
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>>25636461
You know there are streams, right? Well, were at least
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>>25636467
Yeah, timezones fuck shit up real hard.
And I hardly have time.
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>>25619704
I use to think that this was a little bit odd.
But that picture is kinda appealing...
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>>25636578
It's based on a story that was never finished and never will
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>>25636627
fuck you 8 Bit Berry, you tranny bitch

I miss her ;~;
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>>25636400
Because we are all Equals.

That armband seems suspicious. Do they know he's infected? I bet that love makes a satisfying meal.
Looking forward to more.
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>>25630776
Oh shit, that's pretty good.
I love it when we get TF material actually appearing in the show, because then we get a lot more notable fanart on the matter.

That being said those wings look like clip-ons.
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>>25636721
>>25630776
So was original AJ, Rarity, and RD kill?
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>>25636660
Satanic close enough.

Making more tomorrow. I doubt they'd know much, a bandage is one unspecific sing.
And yeah, last time I was in a hotel they gave me a band to identify that I'm part of the guests with the all inclusive reservation.

But nice idea.
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>>25636658
I miss her too
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Only through knowledge will you ascend the ranks of pony and achieve enlightenment.
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>tfw my favourite green will never be finished
>tfw Captain Scrappie is probably kill
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>>25636931
Blue pill pony here. At least I don't need to think for myself when my Mistress does it all for me.
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>>25633163
Ha, shit I didn't even think of that. Just picked a name off the top of my head.

I have some slightly better responses now that I'm not full on zombie mode.

>>25631812
Thanks, good to hear. I was mostly worried about fucking up the transformation sequence.

>>25632726
Hope I can keep it up then, thanks man.

>>25635188
Awesome, here's some more.

>You roll your eyes and knock AGAIN.
“Chad open up bro I need help.”
>”No out there, no one in here.”
>You’re about to slam your hoof into the door, when you spot something.
>Peephole.
>There’s a peephole on every dorm room door for people to see who’s knocking.
>Chad can’t see anyone at the door, so he must figure it’s someone trying to get the jump on him.
“Paranoid fucker…”
>”What was that?”
“I said keep looking through that peephole!”
>”I don’t like taking orders from phantoms. But I have time to spare.”
>Now…
>How to actually reach it.
>You tried getting up on your hind legs, but no dice, you couldn’t reach.
>Either you weren’t completely used to your legs, or white mares couldn’t jump, because as hard as you tried you couldn’t get within sight of the peephole that way.
>…
“Aha.”
>You back away from the door as far as possible, butt pressed up on the door opposite it.
>Toss the peephole your best smile.
“You going to let me in now Chad?”
>”I’m not sure what sort of ruse this is supposed to be, evil invisible door spirit, and I haven’t had any of your kind try anything quite like it on me. But I assure you I won’t be falling for it.”
>Shit.
>Plan B.
“I’ll be back Chad.”
>”I can’t hear you over the line of salt I’m pouring out in front of the door.”
>You trot on down the hallway, fearful again, now that you’re away from Chad’s paranoid but comforting presence.
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>>25637172
>It felt like all the peepholes were staring at you, even though you knew you were too short for anybody behind them to actually see you.
>Finally you hit the end, take a right straight into the floor lounge.
>It’s still a fucking mess from the weekend, take out boxes and empty red solo cups all over the place.
>There’s a day old beer spill in the middle of the floor and the pile of stolen things behind the couch has gained a car door, signed by everyone in the dorm.
“Chairs…”
>None in sight.
>You check under the ping pong table.
>Just chair legs and seats all snapped in half.
>You sigh and rub your head with a hoof.
“Probably all stolen for the week.”
>People seemed to like breaking the chairs on the weekends and then stealing any of the survivors come Monday.
>What to do…
>Stepping stool.
>Smiling, you trot over into the separate sink and microwave anteroom.
>You open up the sink cabinet with your mouth and peer inside.
>Right at the back, past all the cleaning supplies and plumbing you can see it, a stepping stool, white plastic gleaming.
>Crouching down, you reach in with a fore hoof, but it comes up just short.
“Hm.”
>You shrug and crawl inside the cabinet.
>It’s a tight fit, even for you, but you just push everything aside with your snout.
>A bit of squirming and you’re past the pipes.
>You clamp down on the stepping stools’ carrying handle and start your way back out, tossing up an awful racket banging the stool against everything.
>Finally you get out, not too much worse for wear, maybe a scrape here and there.
“Goph hya.”
>You grin and drag the stepping stool back to Chad’s door.
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>>25637187
>You drop it and push it upright, then you hop on and stand on your hind legs.
“Perfect.”
>Your face is finally up to the peephole.
>You knock.
“Chad. It’s Anonymous.”
>There’s a bit of scuffling behind the door.
>”Hello.”
“Dude I’m a horse. Let me in.”
>”Alright.”
>You step down off your stool and get it out of the way.
>And now you wait, listening to all the mechanical clicks and clacks, the sound of chains tinkling.
>Chad had about ten locks installed on his door, last you’d checked.
>He’d gotten away with it with a doctor’s order or something.
“Paranoid fucker…”
>The door swung open, and there stood Chad in his silk bathrobe, smoking a cigarette.
>He’d always been a handsome fucker, but he became a walking redpill around girls and wound up scaring them off.
>”Come on in.”
>You clip clop your way inside, stepping over the line of salt on the threshold.
>Chad closes and starts locking his door behind you.
>Immediately you can smell garlic and olive oil.
>Chad has his burner out, and from what you can see, he’s been frying up a storm.
>Steak, mushrooms, onions, garlic.
>He’d always been a damn good cook.
>”So what’s up anyway?”
>Chad takes his place at the burner, keeping an eye on the food, expression neutral.
>You hop up on his bed and lay down.
“I got turned into a horse.”
>Looking mildly surprised now, Chad finally stares at you proper.
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>>25637194
>”So you weren’t talking out of your ass when you said you’re Anon huh? How do I know you’re not a filthy commie pony out to steal my secrets huh?”
“Why the fuck would you let me in if you thought that?”
>Chad laughs, takes one last puff off of his cigarette and puts it out in his coffee mug.
>You realize he has all his huge ass kitchen knives out on his desk.
>”I’ve got protection. Three questions. Answer them right and I’ll believe you.”
>Not wanting to get stabbed today, you sit up.
“Go.”
>Another laugh, Chad tosses the meat in his pan around a little, then adds some more olive oil.
>”How many candy corns did I give you in the Halloween of ’01?”
“Four.”
>He nods approvingly, eyes still on the pan.
>”What time is it?”
“It’s always thirteen thirty in here.”
>Chad frowns, and for a second you’re nervous, but then he smiles and shuts his burner off.
>He spins around, pan in hand, and sets everything out onto a big platter.
>Like you’d smelt, steak, onions, mushrooms and olive oil.
>With that bit of garlic too of course.
>Chad takes up the platter and sets it on his desk, then he eases himself into his chair.
>”Last one.”
>He raises a knife and fork and cuts himself a piece of steak, glistening juices flow from it.
>You can see the tender pink in the center of the meat.
>You twitch and realize you’re drooling all down yourself.
>Chad points at your neck with his fork, brow furrowed.
>”You need help getting rid of that duct tape or something, Anon?”

That's it for now. Probably more later tonight.
>>
>>25637172
>>”I can’t hear you over the line of salt I’m pouring out in front of the door.”
I like this guy.
Loving the story
>>
>>25637092
Iron Pill pony here, I've been enlightened because I needed to be.
With no owner I needed to stop >tfw not a pet pony. I've discovered the true meaning of life.
Literally, just be yourself.
>>
>>25637675
But I am literally myself. It's impossible for me to not be.
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>>25637675
>I've been enlightened because I needed to be.
>With no owner I needed to stop
>I've discovered the true meaning of life
>>
>>25637691
On a physical level, yes.
But on a spiritual level, no.
>>
>>25637723
Our 'self' is nothing more than an empty meat machine that is being accessed by the morphogenetic field.

Nothing more than projections controlled by the same central computer.
>>
>>25637675
>>25637691
>>25637723
>>25637768
Can I be pone tho?
>>
>>25632872
I have added the link to the google doc. Thanks for writing
>>
>>25637774
No, because you killed the thread. You dick.

Srsly tho, bump limit in under a week? What the fuck.
>>
>>25637788
It was all the petfag shitposters.

tfw still not a little mare pet obeying my master's every little command ;~;
>>
>>25637768
Such nihilism, one day you'll grow out of that
>>
>>25637798
>It was all the petfag shitposters.

Dare I say the petfags care about this thread than anyone else?
>>
>>25637802
At what age? As I near my 30's, it's getting worse.
>>
>>25637805
It's true. Anyone who seems to oppose it is just a lurker/occasional poster.
>>
>>25637798
Joke's on you, I really am that delusional.
>>
>>25637805
No, I care about this thread more than anyone else and I'm not a petfag. I'll make a new one if someone suggests a suitable OP image. Or they could make it themselves, that works too.
>>
Aaaaand we need a new thread
>>
>>25637828
>I care about this thread more than anyone else and I'm not a petfag.

Interesting, do you maintain the google doc?
>>
>dick measuring contest about who cares the most about the thread
Really?
>>
>>25637836
Nope. You pulled that out your ass, Anon.

>>25637828
Use this >>25630776
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>>25637812
As soon as you swallow the iron pill, little foal.
>>
>>25637856
Give it to me.
>>
>>25637860
The third position is the first step of many
>>
New thread:
>>25637919
>>25637919
>>25637919
>>
>>25637918
I shall get my Mistress to fold me a tinfoil hat.
>>
>>25637937
>Mistress
You've already won, my cheeky lad
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>>25638214
Thank you, senpai. Not even 5 minutes in to my own enlightenment with tinfoil hat equiped and I now have my cutiemark!

If I can do it, anyone can!
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>>25638315
Here's what I look like now.
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>>25638332
>>25638315
max kek. Saved.
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>>25638332
I'm jelly asf
>>
>>25631552
This happened to me once.

Turned out I had a brain hemorrhage

>tfw next time it happens il just imagine I'm turning into twickle pickle and everything will be fine
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>>25637919
>>25637919
>>25637919
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