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It's Sun-day: let us, once again, bask in Princess Cele

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It's Sun-day: let us, once again, bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.

Celestia is an old, old pony - she hasn't seemed to change a bit since her sister's banishment to the Moon a thousand years ago (of course, that was in a potion-induced vision, but that's an argument for another thread). Do you think she holds much in the way of memories of her time in command of the Moon? What stories do you think she could tell? What do you think she'd -want- to tell?

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It's about that time ain't it.
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>>25512410
>"Food!"
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>>25512416
>give the princess flowers
>she eats them and thanks you for the snack
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Also: some kind feelsmith crafted this on Friday.
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>>25512306
>Do you think she holds much in the way of memories of her time in command of the Moon?
Considering that Luna's return is pretty recent, yeah, I think she remembers it just fine.

I can only wonder about stories, though. Dramatic ones, anyway.
Being in charge of Equestria's well-being, she can't have travelled around on adventures a lot and must've had a fuckload of political stuff to attend to at all times. Agents like Twilight probably did all the adventuring on her behalf.
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The fat conductor was very cross that the Princess had eaten his cake.
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How would it be a tsundere Celestia?
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>>25512543
>I can only wonder about stories, though. Dramatic ones, anyway.
Well, in these days of genial relations with the Griffons and Zebras, and (mostly) speaking terms with the Dragons, strapping on armour for battle is terribly old-fashioned.

No, these days Celestia is more about carefully examining her chessboard, and giving weighty thought as to when a gentle push is needed.
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>>25512306
I think maybe asking her about that thousand years where she grounded her sister and took over her job might be a sensitive subject.
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>>25512865
...or just enjoying her time as Princess, now that she has a proper family again!
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>>25512671
I like 'er thick. What about you, fellow anons?
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>>25512938
>manface
You done waif'd Princess Caitlin, bruh.
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>>25512953
More like Mufasa...
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>>25512953
>manface
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Come to think of it, I think this was the closest we ever got to a Celestia episode
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>>25513001
And the parasprites ep, too.
>"Oh, isn't he just a darling~?"
>"..N-now carefully, Anonymous...come over here and kill it."
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>>25513001
Probably also the best we've seen of her.
>dat tea drinking scene
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>>25512938
Celestia is good
thick is good too
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>"YALL NIGGAZ COULD JUST BUY ANOTHER COUCH!"
>"WHAT I'M GON DO BOUT MY LEGS?!"
>Princess Celestia shakes her head as Anonymous crawls towards the palace's front door
>"SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAZ MONEY!"
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hopes on her role in the finale?
I really hope they don't kill her off at the very beginning and only revive her at the end
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>>25513170
>tfw they kill her off at the very beginning and don't revive her at the end
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>>25513170
Cautious, I guess. It'll be nice to see her for longer than the 2 seconds she gets in the intro, though.
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>>25512306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYQrPsyu-1s

2:00 minutes in.

That kind of wraps up what I would do to this mare.
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>>25513170
Celestia remains nothing but a plot device to hand out random plot-convenient items and be saved by Twisus Christ.
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>>25513170
I just hope they don't Worf her again.
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>>25513220
...but what a plot device it is, though!
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>>25513022
Did she really do all that much in that episode, though?
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>>25513228
>pre-dawn, a few days after bugs were removed
>you will never carefully apply a hot, soapy sponge to her horn
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post work-safe praise-worthy arts
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>>25513389
Did she really do all that much in the phoenix episode? She was in both episodes for about the same amount of time and did pretty much the same thing in both episodes.
>"Oh Fluttershy, blah blah blah Philomena."
>"Oh Twilight, blah blah blah blah Phillydelphia."
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>>25514850
I think she just showed up out of nowhere in her fancy-ass carriage to say 'well done Twilight' in one; there was that whole brunch scene in the other, plus >>25513001.

One day she'll get an episode, and it will undoubtedly be terrible, bad and no good
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>>25514967
It'll be a cleverly disguised princess episode that features Celestia in the previews but focuses on the other princesses for most of it.
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She's not even my waifu but still... I feel drawn to her....
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>>25515155
Who's your waifu, Mr. Dubs?
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>>25514388
Wouldn't it be grand to see what a pretty young pre-coronation Celestia would have been like?
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>>25515190
Happy?
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Like, from a time before she had a thousand years' experience ruling a kingdom. Wouldn't it be interesting to explore the heartaches and mess-ups of a time with a flawed young Princess, when the winters were still bitter and the streets cold at night?
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>>25515203
'Naughty, bossy young Celestia' is a nice thing to imagine!

I'm not sure when to separate out pink-mane Celestia from our gorgeously radiant, fully-grown Princess of today. Maybe her big, colourful, billowing mane grew in as she grew up and honed her skills?
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>>25515218
>"Ok, what's first on the agenda.."
>"Diplomatic meeting..blech"
>"Trade discussions with Minotaurs..well, atleast they're an animated bunch."
>"Ooh I know, after all this boring stuff, I'll ask Lulu if-..oh...right."
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Remember, she earned the right to sit in that box. It's her box, and no-pony else's.
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>>25515304
>"Whats wrong with your thone?"
>'It doesn't say 'Pretty Princess' on it.'
>"..But that's just a cardboard box with 'Pretty Princess' written on it. Where'd you even-"
>'MMMPPHH!!FMMM!!'
>"What was that?"
>'NOTHING. It was just my box settling..you know how these old boxes are.'
>She suddenly extends a wing to cover the side of the box that reads 'Only dumb princesses sit in this box' with a scribble of what you guess is supposed to be Twilight
>'You see nothing, Anonymous.'
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>>25512306
>>25515218
Maybe she remembers the bad times - when the first poor harvest led to food stocks running low, even before winter was scheduled to begin, and all her ponies were looking to her to make everything OK - and feels utterly conflicted when looking at her sister and her adoptive niece, both starting comparatively fresh.

Should they be put along the same path?
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>>25515664
>https://youtu.be/zO6D_BAuYCI
>you will never go riding with Celly in the sidecar
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Another week of bumps.
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>>25515709
The previous post was 7 fucking minutes ago.
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>>25515709
Tell us a story, anon. Give the words in your heart a voice, and share them with us.
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So don't you try to flex an try to look all mean
Hey yo check it that's dead that's it
Cause all you phony ass princesses
She's gonna bust your shit
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>>25515385
> Many ponies see Celestia occasionally pause to spend a moment staring at the lavish spreads whipped up by the castle staff.
> The disbelief on her face obvious for anyone to see.
> Most think that she is merely impressed by the chefs' inventiveness.
> Amazed that even after so long, they still manage to find ways to invent new things.
> Only her sister looks on those moments and sees the twinge of sadness in Celestia's eyes.
> Memories of when what is now served on a single plate was split between five, ten, or sometimes ffiteen ponies.
> Amazement not at the variety of food, but the quantity.
> That there had come a time when such an enormous banquet could be concocted on such short notice, almost as often as she could bare to request them.
> And Celestia would never tell the chefs either, for their pride was in their ability to please their rulers.
> They would never know that she found the simplest foods as pleasing as the most exotic dishes they could import.
> So long as she never again had to see bellies swollen with hunger, and eyes begging her for more she could not give.
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>>25516087
A true princess puts her subjects before herself. That little story is a perfect representation of princess celestia.
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>>25513228
Sorry, but since NMM is in this episode, they'll definitely worf her.

Expect gloating lunafags in next Sunday's thread
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>>25516087
Ouch. Exactly this: nice work, anon.

>>25516432
It's why we love her, right? Equestria and her ponies come before anything - her sister, her own needs, even us.

>>25516679
>gloating lunafags
Nah, they're cool.
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>>25516679
I don't recall moonfags coming here to gloat when they got Sleepless in ponyville or For Whom The Sweetie Belle tolls.
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also i'm laughing my lmao IRL at the idea of a prima-donna pony chef throwing his hooves in the air at Celestia absently requesting a sandwich

>how can I WORK under these conditions, at least put a sprig of PARSLEY on the plate, ARRGH
>Those nuts aren't mixed enough!
>PUT DOWN THAT TURNIP, THAT ISN'T FUNNY
>SO HELP ME I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PLATTER, SIZZLE
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>>25516737
It's exactly why we love her. What I wouldn't give just to spend one day with her.
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>>25515664
>>25515696
>https://youtu.be/kMY7j5U-LxI
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>>25513050
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>>25517259
God damn she is adorable.
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>>25517259
>"ONE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMILLION YEARS DUNGEON!"
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Can someone edit Twiggle Piggle out of her eye? I think it'd look alot better with just her and that TV-MA. Or maybe some exaggerated sweat beads and blue lines.
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can't wait for celestia being absolutely irrelevant in finale
as always
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If you had one day to spend with Celestia what would you two do?
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>>25517787

cook and eat breakfast for ten
make fun of diplomats and officials
sneak around the castle and prank guards
make picnic above canterlot
cuddle together under tree, with view on palace
walk around canterlot, buy some useless stuff
buy flowers for her
eat an exotic dinner in some low-class street kitchen
get few bottles of wine
steal airship
fly with said airship into night sky
drink wine while counting stars
fug
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>>25517690
well I suppose I'll try to get rid of Piggy but no promises
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>>25517787
Probably be too much of a fucking pussy to even look her in the eye or say anything.
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Could you imagine the sadness and pain that would be going through her when she gathers all of canterlot together to tell everyone that she had banished her sister to the moon? She would never show her sadness in front of her subjects. She would remain strong but as soon as she was alone would collapse in sadness and grief.
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>>25518103
>subjects rejoice that the 'monster' nightmare moon is defeated
>forget that that monster is still the princesses sister
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>>25518171
If only i could write this would be a good feels story.
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>love sun-day because praiseit
>hate sunday because ninersfag
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>>25512410
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>>25512410
>you will never slay multitudes in her name
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>>25518385
It's ok anon. At least your team didn't completely throw away a chance at a perfect season.
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>>25518791
Packers fan anon?
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>>25512482
This reminds me of a very strange and vivid dream I had one night.

>be inna spaceship coming out of warp
>now in orbit around a dark, cloudy looking planet
>I was some sort of ambassador or representative of some intergalactic government
>There was something on this planet that I needed to bring back
>I pull up a hologram that told the stats on the planet
>Says it's several billion years old, the nearby star is in it's later stages of life, very volcanic, but atmosphere was still breathable; no data on name.
>Says there's possibly sentient life
>That unsettles me for some reason
>Decide that I should be fine anyways and fly down to the surface.
>Visibility disappears as I go through a thick gray cloud cover
>Pops back as I break through, showing a landscape that's fiery and desolate
>Computer says it's risky landing near the object location due to a nearby volcano, so I'd have to walk
>Land in what looked to once be a forest; now just a field of dead and burnt tree trunks
>Climb out of the cockpit as the canopy raises out of the way, and walk in the general direction
>It was hot and windy
>A minute of walking passed, and I hear a screech
>Red, scaly pterodactyl like creatures started falling from the sky towards me
>Reach for blaster
>But it's stuck in it's holster
>Decide to run for a thicker part of the woods to escape them
>Move through the maze of trees and come out the other side
>I find myself on the edge of a steep hill
>Below me was a wide, flat, barren valley
>On one end, a Mt. Doom tier volcano was spewing fire constantly
>On the other, was what looked like Canterlot Castle, but much, much lower to the ground, and very worse for wear
>Now almost a dark gray color and in a crumbling state
>Surrounding it were five pristine, white, slender towers with purple tops
>Suddenly the volcano exploded
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>>25519010
That it, or...?
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>>25519010
>A pyroclastic flow tumbled down the side of the mountain and into the valley
>Heading straight to the castle, looking like it'd destroy it
>Lights began to shine from the tips of the towers
>Then a great, violet colored shield of energy appeared between them and the approaching hot cloud
>It gave slightly when they collided, but the shield seemed to hold it back
>The ground shook beneath me then, and I lost my footing
>I tumbled down the slope beneath me
>Next thing I know, I'm waking up in a clean, white room with gold trim, laying on a table sitting in the center
>I hear a voice next to me
"TI was wondering when you would wake. I have to say, traversing the volcanic plains alone is a foolishly dangerous task."
>I turn my head to see who was talking
>It was Celestia
>She was smiling at me, but she had this haunted look about her
>Like she was trying to hide a sickness or pain
>At her sides were two unicorn guards of different colors
>I sit up
>"I thought there couldn't be life here."
"Well... Not much. There aren't many of us left."
>Before I could respond, she turned towards an open doorway behind her.
"Come. Follow me."
>I get off of the table and walk behind her through the door and down a spiraling staircase
>As we walk down, I look out the windows that dot the side
>It looked like we were in the center tower (2 towers out one side, 2 on the other, and the castle and volcano were in view)
>"Who are you?"
>She pauses, still looking forwards
"...The ruler of a dying world. The sad monarch, helpless as she watches her once great kingdom fall into ruin."
>She resumes down the steps
"It was once beautiful, this land... Those days are no more."
>"What happened?"
>There was a moment of silence, she lowered her head,
"Many, many things... Wars. Death. Betrayal. But history will only remember it as it being our time to leave. The clock had finally run out for them"
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>>25512676
It's hard to imagine because she's so proper and motherly.
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>>25519186
>The stairs ended with a long hallway, which was followed by a set of steps that lead back up
>We walk down in silence
>Finally, she speaks up again
"I know why you're here."
>We travel up the steps to another hallway
>Now the walls were pitted, gray stone, holding worn, lightless torch holders, rotted and burnt doors long ajar or fallen down
>The windows overlooked the valley, towers and volcano all at once
>I felt grim looking at it all
"I have to say, I don't blame you for coming here. And I will not stop you from claiming what you desire."
>We turn a corner and into a room. It looks like what used to be a study
>Full of old bookcases full of destroyed books and artifacts
>There was a very large open balcony to the left of me
>In the center of it all, there was a small, stone pedestal that had some object draped in a gray cloth on top
>She rips off the cloth, revealing something so bright I couldn't look at it
>She then pushes it with her hoof into a container that concealed it again
>I realize that was the object I was looking for and I take it when she hands it to me
>The container was the size of an altoids tin, shaped similarly too, but made of completely bare metal.
>Celestia then turned around
"Before you go, I also wish to give you another thing, if you so desire. Just a favor I ask."
>I nod
>She gave me a warm, relieved smile
>Leading me to a small desk in the corner, lit by a single, old candle, she approached an intact tome decorated with intricate designs
>She levitates it into my hands
>It was heavy, but I put it into my backpack
"I knew you would come... at the end of our time. My only wish is for you to have the history of this world. Show it amongst the other worlds and peoples across the stars... or keep it for yourself. It's your decision in the end."
>She wiped a tear from her eye, she lacked any warmth she once had
"Yet I would like it that our history may still be remembered, after I'm gone..."
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Puncess Luna: 'If my sister also wore a hoodie and made groan-inducing puns, would she be called Princess Carlostia...?'
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>>25519186
That picture is so sad. Like she is reluctant to wear the crown and carry the weight that goes along with it.
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>>25519370
>Celestia looked down
>She seemed incredibly sad and tired
>On the verge of crying
>I put a hand on her shoulder
"Yes, I'll take it. And I'll show everyone this world's greatness."
>She blinked, smiled, then pulled me into a strong hug
"Thank you."
>I heard my spaceship engine nearby, and she pushed me away
>I looked to see my spaceship landing on the castle balcony, piloted by two ponies
>They hopped out and gave me a bow before running off
>Celestia had a solemn, but peaceful smile
"Now go. Our time here reaches it's end."
>I turn towards the ship, but then decide to give Celestia a bow.
>"Thank you. I'll never forget you."
>She didn't answer, but I heard rumbling outside
>I jump into my spaceship and began to fly off
>I began to ask myself why I can't just take her with me
>I look down and see her waving
>Just then the volcano exploded
>This time, the entire side collapsed, and a gigantic wall of lava barreled down the valley
>The towers activated and tried to block it
>They faltered
>The shield broke
>And they were consumed
>Shortly after, the castle fell as well
>I wasn't able to see Celestia
>The computer beeped, then updated the planet's stats
"No sentient life."
>I hovered above the wreckage for a few seconds, shook my head and flew back out to space
>I pull the book out of my bags, and flip through the pages
>The detailed art and calligraphy on it were drawn in colored, metallic ink
>I turn to the last page
>I heard Celestia's voice read the entry:
"And thus the once proud nation of Equestria, once the bastion of peace and friendship for all, was snuffed out by the flames of it's own consequence. May the generosity of those who read this history stand to remember this tale, so that they themselves may not encounter this same fate."
-Signed, the last Alicorn and Princess of Equestria
Princess Celestia.
>I closed the book, and placed it beside me

I woke up after that, and I seriously felt terrible for days.
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>>25519515
Damn I would too anon. Isn't it amazing how dreams can make you feel like shit?
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>>25512558
Princess Celestia is just being friends with Sir Topham Hatt like Thomas the Tank Engine and Unicorn Twilight Sparkle.
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>>25515385
Three Princess, not four. Twilight Sparkle will quit as princess in the future.
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>>25519515
Damn...
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Here's a little short for you all. Happy Sun-day!

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>You are Anonymous the human.
>And after waking up from your midday nap you decide that nothing says “fuck productivity” than pancakes in the afternoon.
>Strolling through the castle like a boss.
>Let’s face it you hit the jackpot when you got to Equestria.
>Meeting several ponies who didn’t want to kill, gut, and mount you on the wall.
>Though that mint one kept looking at you funny.
>And stalking you.
>And stealing your underwear.
>Seriously what’s up with that?
>But back on topic.
>Time to get some motherfucking pancakes.
>All the castle cooks would probably be busy as hell starting dinner prep.
>Those guys took their jobs waaaaaaay too seriously.
>Luckily the overflow kitchen for visiting dignitaries would be deserted.
>And nobody’s going to be visiting for a while.
>Not after the incident with the guy from Ponyville.
>You weren’t the only human here, one guy was staying in Ponyville.
>Heck there was a femanon somewhere out west.
>Anyway.
>Guy basically emptied the wine cellar and went on a rampage through Canterlot and Baltimare.
>Hell they still haven’t found Blueblood.
>Making your way through the various halls and passages you continued your trek towards the kitchen.
>”H…lp!”
>Sticking a finger in your ear you twisted it an effort to dislodge the earwax inside.
>If you weren’t a smart man you could almost swear someone called for help.
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>>25520033

>”Somepony please!”
>”Anypony?”
>Yup that was a call for help.
>And it’s coming from the kitchen.
>How convenient.
>Gripping the door handle you jerked the door open.
>And proceeded to laugh loudly.
“How did you even manage that?”
>You managed to choke out between your laughs.
>With tears streaming down your face you took in the sight before you.
>Celestia looked to be stuck in the cabinet underneath the island in the center of the kitchen.
>Only her quite generous rump stuck out.
>”Anon is that you?”
“Nope, no Anon here. Just a random castle pony that might take advantage of this situation.”
>”Anon this isn’t funny. I’m stuck in here and whatever is jammed against my horn is preventing me from using magic.”
“So you can’t get out at all?”
>”What do you think!”
“And you can’t use any magic?”
>”That’s what I’ve been trying to tell yo… Anon what are you doing?”
>Moving behind the struggling mare you grinned as her plot shook from her renewed attempts to dislodge herself.
“Oh don’t mind me.”
>”Anon, stop it. I’m being serious right n…. hahhaaahhaaa!”
>Much like a maniac you used those ten digits that were given to you to begin tickling the sun princess.
>Your fingers dug into the silky hair around her cutie mark.
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>>25520053

>Her flailing only increased.
>You dodged several of her kicks as she continued her trembling and laughter.
>A few seconds later and with the noise of a cork coming out of a bottle Celestia popped out.
>Tumbling backwards the sun princess landed right on top of you.
>Her mane in disarray, she heaved heavily.
>”You know I really hate you right now.”
>With a small laugh you leaned forward and kissed her.
“Aww come on honey, I helped.”
>”You’re lucky were married or you’d be packing for an extended stay on the moon.”
>Completely ignoring that last part you laughed again.
“What were you doing in there anyway?”
>With a pretty big blush she turned her head away from you.
>”So..p..ny s..d …..cake.”
“Sorry, didn’t catch that.”
>”Somepony in the kitchen said they left some cake in here.”
“Uh-huh.”
>”Well I should get back to work, you know princess things. I’ll see you at dinner!”
>And with a pop she was gone.
>Had you’d been anyone else this might seem strange but after all the stuff you’ve been through with the missus nothing seemed strange anymore.
>Besides you’d tease the shit out of her later for this.
>Anyway, time for pancakes.

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I always wondered what a story with Anon being married to Celestia and their daily life would be like.
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>>25520033
>>25520053
>>25520072
Good short story anon. Made me smile.
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>>25518992
Actually, it was a college team. Oklahoma State for the Big Twelve, lost to fucking Baylor.
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>>25520206
Ah damn that's rough. I'm a lions fan so I known about disappointment.
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>>25519515
Fug. That's a wallop of a story, especially as a dream.

Was there some significance to the item thingy you were sent to retrieve, or am I missing something?
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FUCK YOU, CELESTIA!
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>>25520777
Damn tender heart you cold.
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>>25515132
Jesus fuck. That would be about the time to rev up those bomb vests and pay Hasbro a rather incendiary welcome.
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Alright so does anyone remember a story from a couple years ago about Celestia and Luna playing a prank on anon where they tell him he can use the guards for sex but then anon actually ends up having sex with this female guard
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>>25521897
As a matter of fact I do.
http://pastebin.com/9WeeGgq7 - "Sir, Yes Sir!"
http://pastebin.com/zi1KcnVC - from the same author, same basic premise. No actual sex, but a lot more discussion of what it means to serve the princesses.

Both very worth reading, in my opinion.
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>>25521950
Anon you are my hero, I thought I would never find it again after the archive died
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>>25521950
Never read those. So glad I did. Thanks anon.
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>>25519515
Ouch.
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>>25520033
>>25520053
>>25520072
I'm getting emotional whiplash here! >>25522585
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What are some good AnonxCelestia greens that have come up recently?

bonus points if it has smut
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>>25522725
Some writefag wrote a quick little one shot but he hinted at continuing it and he added a work in progress tag to the title on his pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/k8p03mQ5
So that might be a thing.

He's also doing a green in PiE that's ongoing. Been a while since he last updated.
http://pastebin.com/XUJYLR8r

There are probably more but that's the only writefag I'm actively stalking.


Anyone here hype for Christmas?
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>>25522901
Fuck Christmas senpai, I'm fucking hype for thanksgiving
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Nighty night, bruh
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>>25523193
Eh. I'm a Canada fag so that's shit's long over for me.
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>>25523221
communism is a choice my friend move to america
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>>25523300
Yeah. Trudeau is pretty fucking bad. Luckily the guy running my county isn't, so I haven't had to deal with much shit yet.
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>>25523419
dude 2015 lmao
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>>25523472
I was actually at my dad's place (he's a lifelong conservative, actually worked in politics for a spell), having a beer with him when that "its the current year" shit was aired. We were both just dead silent for like 5 minutes, then he leaned over and rubbed his temples muttering: "Fucking commies," while I laughed my ass off.

I've only ever met one person around here who likes the Prime Kek and she's an actual fucking communist, white guilt ridden fucktard that no one likes. It just baffles me that people actually voted in this fucking child.
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>>25522901
>hype for Christmas?
I'll have a crack at a Hearth's Warming fic
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>>25524097
Get shit on enough by one party and the other starts to look good.

Don't worry; the libs will start shitting on everybody shortly and the cycle will continue. None of them are in power for our benefit, only their own. Doesn't matter what party they fly under, they are all out to steal from you.
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>>25524097
>Decide to look at Trudeau's and the Liberal Party's policies.
>Neoliberalism™!
>mfw this chick is only using calling herself a communist to check it off of her "Thing in need to do to be considered a radical on tumblr" checklist

Can't these liberals choose another ideology to pollute?
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>>25517787
>you will never find out, once and for all, whether Princess Celestia prefers her tummy or her tushie
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>>25524573
>rub both
>happy Princess
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>>25519381
Please kill yourself in real life, you unbelievably huge faggot.
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>>25512306
Bump
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>>25513143
Fuck, I laughed harder than I should have. The mental image got me>>25513143
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>"There is no escaping, Anenome! Prepware to dahh"
>'You monster, Frodo!'
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Be thy name on the wild side
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Behold the Su:;
>https://youtu.be/6tmbeLTHC_0
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>>25526530
It's a 3 letter word and you still fucked it up.
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>>25526562
Nus
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>"These cakes here, what can you tell me about them?"
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>>25526562
>Luna's dark horn is much more thicker
Hasbro pls
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>>25527274
>Celly has length
>her sister has girth
uh
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>>25527274
>>25527349
>"Heheh, yes bronies, let your princesses lead you to question your inadequacy."
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and yet the fact remains that princess celestia has a very nice bottom
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>>25527413
>"Did someone said jews?"
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>>25527429
Though this one could've been done better.
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>>25527706
>YOU LIKE BIG, ROUND RUMPS ANON?
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>>25527875
Alright, I laughed.
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>>25527274
celestia is more proportioned and plump
tia 1
luna 0
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>>25528231
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>>25528231
Fuck you. I literally just got finished..
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>>25528231
niiice
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>>25528231
MUH DIK
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>>25528542
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>>25512306
You lot ready to see Celestia's army and NMM's army duke it out next week? That penultimate shot from the trailer, man...
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>>25528738
then america comes in and kills them all and conquers eaqueatria. cant wait
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>>25528618
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>>25528855
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>>25512306
Sunpone a shit.
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>>25528967
noe
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>>25528967
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>>25528967
Now why you gotta come up here and say that dumb shit anon?
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>>25528967
>>25528986
>>25528995
>>25529087
What, shitposting in /sun/?
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>>25528738
>>25528789
I want to. I really do. But I can't bear to get my hopes up because you know we're not going to get any actual real good shots in because muh violence. Same deal with Celestia ever being able to smack a bitch - any bitch - down in the show: It's subvert MUH FRIENDSHIPS so it'll never happen.
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>"..Damnit."
>'Yeah, I keep hoping I'll see Twilight's name in the obituaries, too, Princess.'
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>"I can be dark and edgy too, Anon..."
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>>25527875
Could you imagine you finally make it to equestria and you meet sun butt and she looks like that? Kek
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>>25530365
I'm still fucking her.
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<3
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>>25531355
I think we all would anon
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What do you anons love the most about celestia?
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>>25531938
her eyes
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>>25529816
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>>25532120
Physically, I agree. Her eyes are stunning.
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>>25512676
>How would it be a tsundere Celestia?

You mean sun-dere, amirite guise?
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>>25533006
>I AM LUNA
>BEHOLD MINE SPLENDOUR!
Princess I don't-
>RUT MY THROAT AND CALL ME A WHORSE
...ok
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>>25533335
>assembled crowd of ponies start boo-ing and hurling garbage
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>>25533340
>you will never get to do this
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>>25531938
Physically? The "normal" poni in the show have stubby little limbs and chubby little round faces and tend to look like little kids. She's tall and leggy with that long lovely neck, and her face just a bit longer--somehow the artists have made her look more human, more horse-like, and more like a woman, all at the same time.

I'm not sure we've seen enough of her personality to say whether we find her attractive. Her public persona, so very proper, so very diplomatic, and at the same time maternal where some other characters are concerned--it does make me think about fucking her silly and making her squeal like a schoolgirl. I'm going to hell for that. I already know it.
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>>25533933
she proportioned better than the rest of the pones
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>>25512306
Why is Luna so shit compared to her sister.
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>>25533995
no ass
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I've been thinking about 'Tia a lot recently, and about how much I love her. It makes me feel warm and giddy inside, and it really helps me get through each sluggish day at work.
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>>25512482
i want sauce of the pic in the pic.
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>>25534630
Anon hears and obeys
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>>25512482
wait a minute, I wrote that!
someone actually capped this?
huh... I'm kinda flattered
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Reminder
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>>25535355
Moonfags, I...
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>>25519694
>George Carlin will never narrate the Princesses' comings and goings on the island of Sodor
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私は先輩が私に気づく願っています...
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>>25528231
royal unf
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>>25535179
and I requested it! Thanks.
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>>25531938
top tier colour scheme, overall design.

literally best looking pony.
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>>25533995
I think they're both quite lovely, actually.

S1E2 Woobie Woona was cute but not sexy, due to shrinking in the wash. When she eventually returned for Nightmare Night she was kind of hot looking. Also loud, belligerent, and paranoid.

I think Sunbutt is hotter, and maybe more even-tempered.
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>>25535155
What are those runes on the top say?
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>>25536149
"COMING SOON, BATTLETOADS FOR PC"
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The moonfags skipping this week?
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>>25536174
Oh my God HYPE!
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>>25535850
6.5/10 pretty dress, points removed because of strange red trailing bits
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>>25536272
Good luck getting sunburn next summer, you heretic.
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>"ANONYMOUS. Darling. LIGHT. OF MY LIFE."
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>>25536503
>teleports behind you
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>>25536519
*was a hologram the whole time*
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>>25536556
>bow
not in my america
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>>25536339
those wing things seem a little unnecessary and would probably get in the way/be really uncomfortable

also her horn is crooked. boo that art
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>>25536990
well now you're just provoking
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>>25535468
Don't feel sad, George Carlin is in Equestria now, fucking your waifu
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>>25537264
>implying
He's probably putting the 'rules of the road' to use on some guards.
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>"Ayy, Anonymous, how you likin' big blue dis year, eh?"
>'I'm a Dallas fan, Princess Carlestia.'
>"..YOU. DA FRIGGIN' MOON. THOUSAND YEARS. RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW."
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>>25537093
That's a good and pretty picture of Princess Celestia, and uses sunlight very well to convey her natural beauty.
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>>25537770
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>>25535179
It was a good feels story anon
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>>25537317
>Right now George Carlin is in Equestria performing his newest routine
>It's called Seven Words You Can't Say in Front of Princess Luna
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>>25538203
Oops, wrong image
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>"Look, Anonymous, all I'm asking is that you stir Philomena's ashes in your chocolate milk and be host to her spirit!"
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>>25537667
Oh carlestia you always make me laugh.
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>>25536149
I think it's supposed to be the summon sign from Dark Souls. Like Solaire and Celestia are both being summoned to help you. Which is fucking awesome, saved.
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>>25540938
>bump w/no content
Seriously. I know I've been over this with your stupid ass.
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>>25541421

bamp
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>>25541843
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>>25541864
>>25542012
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>>25537856
My favorite picture of her. Her body is real shapely, proportions seem to be really reasonable (head is not planet-sized), her wings are huge, and her expression looks to convey a sort of mischief.
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>>25542143
To me it looks like she's about to nuke some motherfucker. I love it.
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>>25542179
>"...Your Majesty! What hap--"
>"Shut up and get me a drink."
>"But, the blood--"
>"Isn't mine. Now get me a goddamned drink."
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>>25542913
Kill yourself.
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Did you know theres such a thing as a mummification fetish? Thanks, deviantart.
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>>25543299
There are fetishes out there so bizarre, fucked-up, and repugnant that if I described them it'd freeze your blood in your veins.
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>>25543328
I believe it. Mummification just sounded too obscure to work as a fetish, but here we are.
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>>25543299
>>25543328
What about cuddling your favourite Princess during her afternoon off?
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>>25543442
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>>25543628
Holy fuck she is way to damn cute.
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If Celestia sat on your pillow while you were away, what would you do to protect her butt imprint?
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>>25544170
>Put pillow in freezer.
>Wait.
>Take out, form cast, bigfoot footprint style.
Done.
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>>25544341
Sounds like a plan.

You forgot this though
>jerk off on the pillow for the rest of your life
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>>25544170
Well if she sat on it while I'm away. That means we live together so I would just have her sit on my face.
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>>25544392
>yfw Celestia will never live with you and there is no warm pony princess butt
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Where's the moon?
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>>25544408
Luna is fine and all, but when you're in the mood for a thick slab of ass, there's only Celestia
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>>25544415
Preach it.
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>>25544415
How do I acquire thick slab of ass?
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>>25544406
Why live anon?
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>>25544441
Better start squatting, Luna.

To be fair, sometimes I'm in the mood for graceful butt, like Luna's.
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>>25544426
I have, for 5 long years.
>>25544446
It's the little things, like Sun-day.
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Chest fluff yes?
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Celestia and Luna should have been the only two princesses.
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>>25544539
I'll admit, Cadence has grown on me. Partly because she's harmless, partly because of the silly HI ANON business, but I agree with you in spirit.
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>>25544563
Cadence doesn't even have a butt
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>>25544539
They were supposed to be and it would have been queen celestia but Hasbro made Lauren change it up.
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>>25544539
But anon, everyone can be a princess if they try, all you need are some good friends and a big heart :^)
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>>25536503
I don't know why, but crazy messy maned Celestia makes my dick tingle.
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>>25544537
It's what's hidden under her necklace.
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>>25544480
Absolute heresy! But seriously ill always be a sun fag. Not a huge Luna fan not sure why. She just doesn't do anything for me. To each their own I guess.
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>>25543349
l-lewd
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>>25544575
HEARD YOU TALKIN SHIT, ANON!
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>>25544480
>graceful
Nigga, her butt is practically non existent. I like moonfriends, but it's clear they've expressed a preference for tiny butts.
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>>25544575
>>25545105
If Luna and Cadance don't have butts, where do their foals come from?

Checkmate, atheists
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>"Anything, Luna?"
>'...Neigh, sis-..WAIT, YES, YES I'VE GOT SOMETHING, HA HA!!'
>"W-what're they saying?"
>'..Always remember to..drink your o-ovaltine?'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsTBbAMikPQ
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I think is the nicest /sun/ thread we have had in quite a long time. Feels good.
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>>25544341
That would destroy the pillow.

No, a treasure like this needs to be preserved, along with my birth certificate, insurance docs, family photos, and Blakes 7 DVDs.
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>>25544839
>dat belly
>dat blush
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are there any stories about Lunathat are like The Exchange? I Dream of Luna was okay and I can't find the moonfriend thread
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>>25546093
I can't really think of anything. Maybe Changing Lanes by autopony?
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Oooh~
THROW OUT YOUR CARES AND FLY
WANNA GO FOR A RIDE?
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>>25546266

I can't really describe these vague, positive and negative energies and urges I feel toward the Princess Celestia. A very large part of me just wants to grab the nearest blunt object (preferably a bat or a chair or perhaps even a brick) and bash her face in repeatedly with it until it resembles nothing more than a smashed and rotted over-ripe tomato left out in the Sun too long. Another, equally strong part of me, however, wants to hug her tightly as I slowly and gently stroke her hair, feed her carrots, and whisper what a good, pretty little pony she's been for me lately. Then I'd ask her, "What is it that's got you shaking so violently, my dearest of dears and ancient Goddess of the day and sun and mighty and all that is Holy and Good?" to which she would, almost indefinitely, look down with closed eyes and almost-concealed tears (partly because she is so ashamed that I can read her emotions like an open book); she would respond, slowly, quietly, and with a quivering voice that Luna has run away due to the lack of appreciation for her beautiful, luminous starry nights of primal and Dionysian glory. I would try to reassure her that Luna surely understands the overwhelmingly deep and chaotic poetic, religious, and ecstatic passions and emotions that are revealed during the quasi-Ancient Greece nighttime ceremonies and that Luna will surely return after she cools her often fiery and irrational jets of pure blue and green flame, but Celestia would get angry at me and scream (with rapidly raining tears in her deep, wondrous eyes) that I just don't understand either her sister or even HER. This would stir up great passions and feelings of rage and deep resentment within me. I would bludgeon Celestia with a nearby brick, shattering her skull in an apocalyptic violent orgy of bloodshed.
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>>25546330
I know you put a lot of effort into this, but it made me cringe a bit.
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>>25546330
You're drunk lector, here let me lead you back to NTT
>>25521646
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>>25546330
Hurrr
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>>25546360
I will never, ever get tired of that tummy
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>>25546340
>>25546346
>>25546349

STOP JUDGING ME

I never judged any of you when you described your sexual fantasies about me. Even when it involved ponies, which I personally find disgusting, morally abominable, and highly impure to the point where it makes me want to vomit with extreme and uncontrollable velocity out my mouth, nose, and eyes onto each and every judgmental face and look and gesture every one of you hypocritical ungrateful fucks have given me for sharing my deepest, darkest feelings and ideas and attitudes about the fucking....WHORE and TEMPTRESS known only as Princess Celestia, fucking slut, fucking wench, fucking siren and fucking succubus. Destroyer of men and eater of love, she has no feeling, she has no soul, she just likes watching me BLEEEEEDDD for her. Well, I'm done fucking bleeding. The cuts have made my family worry and I've already lost too much fucking blood to that self-serving, megalomanical BITCH.
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>>25546383
And so it begins.
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>>25546383
No one cares, faggot, shut up.
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>>25546360
fukken saved, thx anon
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>>25546382
>poke tummy button
>receive horse noises
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>>25546383

3edgy5me
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>>25546383
>>25546402
For real though, I'm laughing my ass off. This is it right here. This right here is the epitome of bait on /sun/. I mean holy shit. I've told people we have dedicated shitposters. I'd take this over a bunch of boring ass samey green from Chuck or Djinn anyday.
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>>25546414
>"I wonder..."
>You try 'tuning' her cutie marks
>'Anonymous, what're yo- AND IT'S 4TH AND GOAL FROM THE 3 HERE IN FOXBOROUGH'
>"Aah, fuck the patriots, what else is on.."
>'How are you ev- FELIZ NAVIDAD! FELIZ NAVIDAD! FELIZ NAVIDAD, PROSPERO ANO Y FELICIDAD!'
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>>25546465
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>>25546465
>a bunch of boring ass samey green from Chuck or Djinn anyday.
Ouch.
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I'm thankful for ... all these fighting words?? bwuh?
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>"Hah, I think you'll find escape is quite impossible, Vegemite!"
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>>25546636
too much manespray makes a princess' mane all still and non-wavy

shameful
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>>25546471
>not tuning the horntenna
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>>25546649
Way to contribute, family.
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>>25546383
please tell me this is bait?
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>>25546675
I wouldn't give it the (You)s, regardless.
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>>25543442
Jesus christ anon, that's just sick.
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>>25546655
>yfw you take a magic orgasm blast head-on
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>Alright, the pokemon prof just asked if I'm a boy or a girl."
>'Tis none of his business, sister!'
>"He can't hear you, Lulu."
>'WE SAID IT IS NONE OF SIR OAK'S BUSINESS!'
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>>25546769
more like
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>>25547585
>"Uh, Celly?"
>'N-not now, Anonymous, soo close, s-so close.'
>"That's what I'm worried about."
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>>25547621
or maybe it's just a dial to set the intensity of her regular maregasms

>low (stealth option)
>drippy
>leaky
>splashy
>deluge
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Would you write letters to her since Twatlot is suddenly way too cool for her?
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>>25547643
>crank it up to max
>setting reads '12.0 ON THE RICHTER SCALE, EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT'
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>>25547784
>Dear Princess Celestia. Today i saw a dog. I have attached a drawing in crayon on a beermat. PS send money
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>>25547812
>"Anon."
>"Anonymoussssssssssss."
>'What is it, Lord Guru-lestia?'
>"..I saw a bird. It was pretty."
>"..Kick it's ass."
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>>25547793
>"Anon I've never tried that one before. I-I don't think it's safe..."
>Whisper in her ear wiener
>She whines and shivers all over
>See a tiny puddle on the bed
>Anon's face when
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>>25547837
>Meanwhile in Canterlot
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>>25547837
Kissy kissies from horny princess when?
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>>25547891
never ;_______________________________________________;
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>>25547837
>>25547891
>through some fucked up happenstance celestia informs you she can transport your family to equestria
>she's about to enter a particularly trying heat cycle but assures you shes focused enough for the spell to work
>bada bing, your immediate family is in Equestria
>"H-hi, mom, dad."
>"B-baby, not right now my parents are like right here."
>"Welcome to Equestria, uh, t-this is my gir-..marefriend, Princess Celess-, Tia serious, stop. T-this is Princess Celestia."
>She can barely find the time to aknowledge your stunned family members as she vigorously tries to share breath with you and lick your neck and face
>"Uh..a-any questions?"
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>>25547951
Why on earth wouldn't you just wait it out? Certainly there are more important things at hand.

like comparing her reactions to kissing different pairs of lips on her body
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>>25547907
>You watch Celestia literally melt on her bed as she rolls on her back, spreading her wings as she moans and heavily blushes.
>She squirts out a small gush of marejuice, groaning loudly.
>You were placed on top of firm body which began to squirm with bliss as she sat up and applied lipstick.
>Immediately grabbing your suit and tugging you towards her glowing pink lips, she pecked your face until her heart's content. Which wasn't enough, she wanted more.
>Her mane showered the two of you, covering your lewd acts.
>Soon, your face was smeared with wet pink kiss marks from an aroused Celestia.
>She closed her eyes shut and locked lips with yours as her tongue filled the tiny caverns of your mouth.
>You felt her wings cocoon the two of you as her forelegs brought you in closer.
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>>25548100
Yeah t-then what happens?
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>>25548100
I want to kissu a pretty horse princess.

I bet her wings are so soft
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>>25548100
>You watch Celestia literally melt on her bed as she rolls on her back, spreading her wings as she moans and heavily blushes.
>her eyes bulge
>"I'm melting! I'm melting!"
>she sinks into the bed linen
>"What a world! What a world!"
>in a moment nothing is left but a Celestia-shaped dark puddle on the top sheet
>Princess Luna, Twilight Sparkle, and Royal Guards rush into the royal bedroom
>"We heard shouting and--"
>the pause lengthens
"Well, this is awkward."

my literal face when people use the word "literally" as an intensifier
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>>25548403

>"I'm melting! I'm melting!"
>she sinks into the bed linen
>"What a world! What a world!"

Fucking top kek reference you dirty bastard
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>>25548403
Kek what a twist.
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>"Ithinkyourcute!"
>The teenage princess runs off laughing musically
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>>25548350
Would you let her smear moist pink kisses all over your fqce?
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>>25548951
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>>25548951
I´d give everything for that.
Holy fuck, I would give everything for a cartoon horse princess to kiss me.
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>>25548951
Only if she'd wash it off me in the bath later.
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>>25549070
Don't feel bad anon. I've dedicated to getting back into shape for sun butt I'm 6'5" and I weighed 265 pounds I'm down to 240 and trying to get cut. How sad is that shit?
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What are the rest of my fellow sun worshipers doing for thanksgiving?
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>>25550619
Getting ready for christmas. Because thanksgiving is both over and lame.
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>>25549070
My dick would turn diamonds if I were to watch her smear that glossy stuff on her lips, maybe she'd pucker them before testing it on her guinea pig.
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>>25550619
I have been invited to a small gathering of friends for the holiday, and have been asked to bring a dish. Details of what I intend to bring probably belong in /ck/, but it's gonna be a cherry pie, homemade (well, using frozen cherries from the supermarket) in a homemade butter crust.
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I just read two sunbutt stories that are great but aren't complete and haven't been updated in months. I'm frustrated as fuck. Can any of you recommend good completed or actively ongoing fics preferrably AiE to soothe this burn?
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>>25550746
I feel you senpai. There are lipstick fetish videos available on the Internet if you like that kind of thing but sadly they all have human women, no poni.
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>>25550853
Watcha' readin anon? Also, two short and sweet.

http://pastebin.com/geNYDhXZ
and
http://pastebin.com/Ut9kWkQ7

A long.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56308/helios

Also,
http://pastebin.com/yct4pgCg

Hope that helps.
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>>25550619
Drank, merica ball, and a fucking ton of food
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>>25550973
Love you, anon <3
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>>25551358
Yes... but... What are you reading?
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>>25551373
Oops. I was reading the Prince Anon + Young Celestia political marriage greentext from the martial problems thread and This Magic Moment on fimfic
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>>25551433
Don't think I've ever even been in the marital problems thread yet. Sounds interesting. Thanks anon.


Gnight sun.
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>>25549070
>>25550746
>>25550859
'Tia smothering you with lipstick kisses. . . Unf
Reminded me of this pic.
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>>25551455
Good night!
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>whorepaint
reeee
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>>25550619
disappointing my family and wishing i could be disappointing my friends instead.
How about you, anon?
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Disadvantage of winter: it's fucking cold and shit
Advantage of winter: gorgeous sunrises viewable from my office
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>>25550619
making duck and going to enjoy it while drinking a beer at the table. same as every year.
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bump

would be a thanksgiving treat if this survives till tommorrow
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>>25551994
As a moonfag lurking in this thread because there's no moon-day thread, I got a few words for that pic.

My heart..... I just wanna give her a hug and hold her.
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>>25552186
hold her forever
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>>25551666
Nice trips, I'm sure you're not a disappointment to your family anon. I am actually hosting thanksgiving this year. My wife is stressing out about making sure everything is perfect. I'm helping as much as I can without gettingetting in the way. A bunch of my family is coming over. So I'm going eat, drink and watch football today. It's going to be a good day I think. Thanks for asking anon.
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>>25552186
Why is Luna so excited?
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>>25552648
Because she loves her sister very much
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>>25552655
To go a thousand years with the knowledge that she had banished her sister. It to have eaten away at celestia. To look at the moon and be constantly reminded of what had to be done.
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>>25552615
getting satanic trips means more than you realize, anon.
and yeah got that bitchin' free food for the price of some manual labor
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>>25552693
You know i didn't even realize. I offer my respects for satanic trips.
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>>25552682
Now kiss.
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>>25552736
Come on, now. Sisters don't kiss like that.

they tried it once and thought it was icky

kissing anons, though...
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>>25552770
lol
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>>25551666
>Implying cold is a disadvantage
Easier to bundle up than to sit and sweat in the summer. Also would make cuddling with warm sunhorse so much better.
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F-fuckin' moonfags.
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>>25553433
Such homolust.
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Tfw no qt sister to snuggle with :(
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>>25553438
>not liking moonfags
what're you, gay?
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>>25553628
Oh but I do.
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>>25553628
Is that a guy or some dyke?
I can't fucking tell.
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>>25553797
It's a baseball player.

So. Both.
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I want princess Celestia to fart in my face
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>>25553823
I'm seeing double here! Four Celestias!
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>>25553797
A quick image search on google would tell you that it's Alex Rodriguez. Why you didn't do that yourself, I have no idea.
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>>25553702
>that fucked up Luna's face

Still mad, 2015

What is happening there? What is that misshapen triangle? I' m assuming that the little crescent is an eye maybe?
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>>25553827
I don't.
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>>25553834
Welp. I really should go to bed then. Goodnight er, Good morning /moon/- er, fuck.
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>>25553628
Nothing wrong with luna. Just prefer sun butt is all.
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>>25553841
If we took that mask off, would she die?
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>>25553866
It would be very painful.
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>>25553866
It would be painful.
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>>25553840
I think there's a snout, and just below it a smile. Luna's right eye is below her ear I think?
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I want moonfags to stay pls
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>>25553872
>>25553873
She's a big mare.
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>>25553892
For you.
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IT'S A PRINCESS-A-PALOOZA ANON!
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>>25553896
Was getting captured part of her plan?
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>>25553887
But I'm getting sleepy. I did an all nighter because I'm stupid and I wanted a clean blanket.
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>>25553899
CADANCE FAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25553827
I bet her farts smell like the bread aisle
and her pee tastes like sprite
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>>25553928
BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY, ANON
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>>25553928
Princess Condense is family though, family. It's that stupid Porklight Neverlaid that's hella gay, to be honest.
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>>25553965
>she's not even a real Princess anyway~
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>>25553962
GAS THE CRYSTAL PONIES.
REMOVE HEART BUTT TRAITOR.
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>>25553994
>Not wanting a hot Alicorn four-way.
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>>25554003
>four-way

>honk honk hoooonk
>IT'S A STOP SIGN, MORON
>hooooonk
>skreeeee
>[sfx:crunch.wav]
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>>25554015
>Celestia learns to drive
uh-oh
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>>25554003
PURGE
U
R
G
E
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>>25554025
>"Not to worry, Anonymous, we were not totally without your 'auto mobiles' in Equestria."
>'Really?'
>"Mhhm. I took my drivers test on our top of the line, state of the art Flintstone model."
>"Surely your 'cars' can't be too different, right?"
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>>25553933
Wut?
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>>25554053
>not fantasizing about tasting Celestia's magically delicious excrement
Do you even sunfag
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>>25554069
>marejuice guy's phone rings
>it's 3AM
>a few words come indistinctly out of the speaker
>somewhere in a bunker, miles underground flyover country, Cold War-era fluorescent tubes fizzle into life in sequence
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>>25554069
Sorry not a big fan of tia pissing all over my face.
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>"So, this holiday is predicated on stealing land from indigenous people and eating to excess?"
>'I don't make the rules, sunbutt, I just live here.'
>"..I like it."
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>>25554132
Me neither. I'm just wondering what it tastes like.

also if she ever has any trouble using undersized horse latrines
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>>25554149
>"Good, now get your ass in gear."
>"Pardon?"
>"We have to get to walmart to 'give thanks' for all the sales they have before the dindus take everything and burn it down!"
>"So you...use a holiday as an excuse to shop and riot?"
>"Bitch, you want to think about it or do you want a 70" tv for fiddy dollars?!"
>"...get in the chariot."
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>>25554162
Kek just imagining celestia smashing through the crowds to get a 70" tv
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Does Celestia ever have a need to unite Equestrians under one flag?
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>>25554179
/r/ drawing of Celestia and Anon running from an on fire walmart with a flatbed full of TVs. Bonus points if Celestia has a terrible disguise.
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>>25554180
It'd have to be a pretty big flag.

I don't think they make flags that big.

Where would you even find a flag that big?
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>>25554180
All hail fuhrerlestia and the dawn of a new equestria!
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>>25554180
They already are, though. Or do you mean it in a "mission to civilize" kind of way? You know that in 150 years undesireables would be flooding into the country and demanding reparations and welfare for wrongdoing.

>>25554003
Don't really want anything to do with Twiggy Piggy and her babysitter to be honest.
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>>25554200
>"600 years ago, Starswirl the great, so called, told the jew ponies they could come to Canterlot."
>"They came. They plundered their belongings into the city."
>"They settled, they took homes, they prospered. For 6 centuries, there has been a jewish Canterlot."
>"Think about that."
>"By this evening, those 6 centuries are a rumor. They never happened."
>"Today is history."
>>
i love princess celestia
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>>25554467
I bet she'd love you, too.
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>>25554132
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>>25554180
>>25554196
>>25554200
>>25554231
Reichskanzler Bismark and Princess Celestia:
United the great tribes
Horn on head
Never seen together
Proven to be greatest waifu
Power of the sun
Limited the power of the Catholic Church
Stern face with loving eyes
Can all of these be coincidence? I think not.

Otto von Bismark=Celestia
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Tia was a racecar driver
She drove so gotdamn fast
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>>25554824
WENT TO HER HOUSE
AND BUST HER OUT
I HAD TO LEAVE REAL EARLY
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>>25554834
Rev run pls
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>>25554845
you can debate
c-c-c-concentrate
but you can't imitate Anon the Great
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>>25554887
I'm so high you can call me your highness
So if you don't know me please pardon my shyness
>>
>>25554180
>Implying that isn't what they did to reunite the 3 tribes
>Implying the Hearth's Warming pageant isn't a heavily-sanitized version of their political machinations
>Implying they didn't fight a war against the Windigos purely to give the ponies something to unite against.
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>>25554918
I bet celly would be a lot of fun when she is baked.
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>>25555059
Yeah, it'd probably be pretty comfy to burn a few with her and watch Mitch Hedberg or Bill Burr.
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>>25555118
If only it were possible anon. But a man can dream.
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>>25555152
>"Damnit, Princess Celestia, you have lupus."
>>
>>25555059
>>25555118
That's possible, but on the other hand, do we really want to give mind-altering substances to a living goddess who moves the heavenly bodies around with a thought?

>hmm, what's that smell?
>go outside
>ponis are panicking
>sun is doing big loopy circles in the sky
>you hear giggling from the castle towers
>moon collides with planet
>bad end
>everyone dies
>>
>>25555118
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFRrarzpKDc
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>>25555285
>"Oh-, oh yeah, see, you're drunk, gimme the keys to the sun, Princess."
>She waves you off
>'Nah I'm *hic* I'm *hic* I'm good, Anon, I got this.'
>>
>>25515664
https://youtu.be/twQNeIBGntg
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>>25555285
Not again!
>>
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Princess Celestia is the best pony.
>>
>nearing the image limit for the first time in many /sun/'s
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>>25555285
> "princess celestia I don't think lighting that joint with the power of the sun is a good idea."
> tia giggles. "Oh anonymous it will be fine. It's going to be awesome."
> suddenly everything gets immensely hot inside the castle. You look outside to see trees and buildings are on fire along with ponies.
> "Tia everything is on fire!"
>>
>>25555801
>"sup, Anon?"
"Yo I got something new for you to try."
>you hold up what looks like a pill bottle
>"STONER'S Medical MJ Dispensary," says the label
>"Do not attempt to drive, operate heavy equipment, or attempt to move stars, moons, or planets after taking this drug"
>"Well, shit. Ain't no fun if the Princess can't have none."
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>>25555927
You fuck. Out of all the images.
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>>25555940
What a fitting way to end it.
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>>25555801
>"Anon, please. In my millennia of life experiences and divine wisdom I am absolutely sure that in addition to being perfectly safe this will also be sick as hell."
3 minutes later
>"Shit."
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>>25556020
Kek oh celestia when will you learn?
>>
We haven't talked about our satyrs in this thread. Huh
>>
>>25556110
I don't see that as much of a loss, to be honest.
>>
>>25556126
This was one of the better /sun/ threads we have had in a long time.
>>
>>25556177
It was, yes.
>>
thanks for dropping by, /moon/
>>
>>25553917
/tv/ owes me one pair of sides

also

>mercs attack the plane
>CIA soldiers turn around and start beating up prisoners
triggered

>>25550619
playing STALKAN
>>
Setting sun.
>>
>>25557022
Don't worry anon the sun will rise again soon.
>>
>>25556110
would you rather a sunhorse or a dawn?
>>
>>25557750
Sunhorse. She's got that big horsey bubble-butt.
>>
Bringing the dead back to page 1 bump
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>>25559049
Yeah but so does dawn

I'd still a sunhorse, though
>>
>>25559640
Why did this thread hit image limit, I wanna see.
>>
>>25557750
>>25559049
Does Radiance have an ass? ...or is he more gifted elsewhere?
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>>25559678
You bet he has his mom's ass. Maybe his junk is a little lackluster depending on your headcanon pone peens
>>
>>25559678
>>25560546
Well...
>https://derpiboo.ru/658222
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>>25512306
Praise be unto Celestia. Oh ass of the sun
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>>25561732
Don't forget her best trait. The thing you go straight for should you find yourself in her bed. Her nice, inviting chest tuft

or her teats
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>>25562703
For me I think it would be that long, long neck. I want to plant little kisses all the way up and down her neck and nibble on her ears.
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>>25562703
i like her ears
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>>25564312
Fine thread warrants fine numbers, friend.

>>25563911
I like them too.
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>>25560956
I would. God help me, I would
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>>25560956
Any of his sister?
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>>25564947
Sons and daughterus are not for sexual.

why should I have to choose between horsey princess and satyr goodness
>>
>>25564983
no
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>>25548951
Why is this my biggest fetish?
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>>25549837
6'1" 190 lbs here. I once used to be the same height, and 130 lbs. I now get hit on by 3d women, but I just want Sunbutt.
>>
Born Again Sunfag here. Why does it hurt, /sun/? Why can't she be happy?
>>
>>25568532
Perhaps her kind instinctively form long-term pair-bonds, but her apparent immortality means there are no* immortals with whom to form such a bond, and she cannot bear to watch any more mortal lovers grow old and die.

*we are assuming here that she's hetero and not interested in incest
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>>25568602
You don't have to be straight to not be interested in incest. Incest is just a generally bad thing but still more reasonable than the illness-turned-social-hottopic homosexuality
>>
>>25568532
She is happy though. Celestia sees the world as a series of moments. She cherishes them. It makes her come off as a little goofy sometimes, giggling inappropriately or taking delight in what should be a disaster. But to her, ever moment where life moves away from the mundane is a wonderful gift.
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>>25567316
> used to be the same height.
Wut?
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>>25568797
He is currently 6'1" 190 lbs. Previously he was that same height, 6'1", but only 130 lbs. He used to be a twink but now he's jacked.
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>>25568818
Ah, gotcha. Thanks for the clarification. I'm trying to do the same. I wouldn't say I'm obese but tired of being chubby. Sun butt would want me to be the best I could be.
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already got image limit, lets see if Celly can hit the bump limit this week as well.
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>>25571849
We should let this one die and make a new one sunday. Let Celestia take tomorrow off, ya?
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>>25571865
she would be honored tho to have a bump limit
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>>25519010
>>25519186
>>25519370
>>25519515
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