>"What are you listening to? Anon~"

>>25506071
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS

Nothing.

and who the fuck are you?

>>25506071
>Lemon Zest: Audacity

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc8ME9ORIxA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrp1KVOHdUw

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>>25506071
https://youtu.be/DIAEAVKcKrs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rLXnvkOadY
You've probably never heard of it :^)

This needs green

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUeqWjzMHok

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDbnVPG3jxI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuNTFGnVm4k

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYq4jihusVg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkqk-0v28Z4

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevzIXAtX2g
RULES OF NATURE AND I RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP, MY LIFES ON THE LINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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So light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
I'M ON FIIIIRREEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4PcfP90pSI

>>25506071
Lady Rara

>>25506094
>Alpha got a dedicated pop-rock song about him.

Lord, this one song seems to embody everything from every angle about the 90s.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OfUXb0cWwQs

>>25506071
I've just listened the Spanish version of this song and it has left me pleasantly surprised

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
LET'S GO WONDERCOLTS!
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
LET'S GO SHADOWBOLTS!

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbiV1YdMoto

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgMWvuahjvc

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEFZiG_kNLQ

Razzle Dazzle by The Countess

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>>25506071
>le generic eqgshit "what are you x anon??? XDD"

>>25506071
Angel by Theory of a Deadman, their second hit in who knows how long.

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7NSUFDHFgg

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>>25507068

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>>25506081
Pic related

This shouldn't give me a boner... skirts are my fetish and it's no clop November

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzS2Uj2t9B4

>>25506116
You

I like you

>>25507117
>Sabaton
Mah nigga

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp-ZmV38cYY
I'm sorry. It's just that it's taken me a few days to listen through this two-hour livestream.

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>>25506071
Lemon Zest a shit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-T_Ir036JM

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>>25506071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY
I know, I'm a fucking hipster.

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>>25506071
Some crossbreed from my favorite label. Not sure if I like it, that particular track seems alright.
https://soundcloud.com/noisj-nl/noisjltd-46-krieg-dissecting

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiS87Uo27g0

Only because Lotus Juice.

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>>25507068
Absolutely cancerous Anon.
Legit consider hanging yourself.

>>25506071
https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY
do you want a bannana

>>25507130
Kinda looks like she's not wearing anything underneath either.

>>25508059
boner no
boner stop
BONER YOU WILL NOT TAKE DIRECT CONTROL THIS TIME
BONEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>>25506071
I didn't watch that shit movie, but I still have a fetish for candy colored teenage girls.

>>25508059
unf.
Needs green now.

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83lpPH-ozmA

>>25506071

Genesis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-oSDgRUD4

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This is my fucking jam right now
https://youtu.be/Plz8UlbKkd4?list=PLAthjr2zwM159Xw-aXDNRj6IOxg6-9-rl

>inb4 pone music in 2015

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiTgKYqRUXc

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I have taken a big interest in Portishead recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEQNAZGoZrw

What happened to the two writefags we had some time ago? The stories was about dating Lemon Zest. It started out with Anon meeting Lemon on the bus. I think one of the writers had 'cheeki' at the end of their name.

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>>25508166
>I didn't watch that shit movie
>didn't watch
>shit movie

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>>25508893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA

Blowout soon Anon

>>25506071
I'm not listening to anything, I'm trying to look up your skirt, dummy.

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>>25509041
Did you like that one line of dialogue I heard she got?

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>>25509209
I actually watched the movie for other reasons other than to satisfy my craving for fake female personalities

Although I wouldn't mind chilling with Indigo

In my opinion, the music was quality:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DkJegfBZhU

If you don't like EqG, that's fine, just try to actually know what the fuck you're talking about before you /trash/ up the board anymore with your autistic opinions

>>25509251
>implying
You eqgfags are the only trash here.

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>>25509271

>>25509305
Heres your argument, infact it's the argument of all eqgfags
>"try the shit! y-you might like it!"

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>>25509318
Anon, I used to talk mad shit about the following:

>My Little Pony
>Weed
>Sex toys

I've since learned to keep an open mind, since a combination of the three is a truly euphoric experience

If you want to stay in your comfort zone forever, be my guest, I could give a fuck

>>25509381
Damn son you're one cool, anal fisting, weed smoking, shit taste havin' dude.

>>25506071
Am I the only one who at first thought that was her sitting on the toilet?

>people posting links that no one will click on hoping that someone says "yes! I love this band" or something

>>25509637
Yes! I love this post or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAAmkocOGwY

Why this? She has a lovely voice that sounds close to dazzlings

>>25510093
"or something"?

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I keep listening to the Rainbow Rocks soundtrack and I can't stop even though I want to.

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>>25510247
or something like this

>>25506071
https://www.google.com.sg/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DfFr_ARmnlk0&ved=0ahUKEwiw5NOUkKPJAhXiJaYKHRTKBdgQuAIINTAJ&usg=AFQjCNEFB4N70G-GaOz5aNBMt6O8p5Q_Nw


>"Just want to make you cumma!"

I dont even listen to music.*awkward laughter*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0

https://youtu.be/GNZrxGyKeLg

CAN I SLEEP OVER?

>>25510123
That's pretty m8.

>>25509251
The music was good, I agree.

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sj_U6vObUA

>>25510571
HE'S GUMP
HE'S GUMP
HE MIGHT BE BRAINDEAD

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEYajsa8NeM

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>>25509574
May God bless the day you find a waifu who shares your shitter stance, Anon.

>>25510663
>>25506071
...God damn skirts.
They are too UNF.
Is she wearing anything underneath?

>>25506071
https://youtu.be/Vd9H0Vt_b_w?t=1m44s

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>>25510677
Occasionally.

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S7ieVsobYY
THPS has good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97gB2IwVDzQ

>>25510786
I deeply wish to spank her adorable bare behind.

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I'll bite, zest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2tarP0SuQ4

>>25507619
*tip* Though sargon speaks truth

>>25510649
I won't deny a classicfag.

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>>25510992
She deeply wishes someone would spank it. Everyone's so prim and uptight at that academy.

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>>25506071

>>25511495
forgot link
https://youtu.be/tZX06sd_qpA

>>25511508
This actually sounds good.
Also kek

>>25511317
Green plz. Anon and Lemon has a relationship despite being from different schools that hate each other.

>>25511508
>Not 4Chan Can Can
Still good though.

>>25511547
Thats like some romeo and juliet level type shit right there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxj8vSS2ELU

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>>25506071
Can't stop listening to this after episode aired. Normally hate pop shit. Send help

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=bQUWlzmXX3M

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>>25506071
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Uf7nGBJOR9I

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnRmSsckbnI

>>25506071
N-nothing...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHBRJBpBz5k

>>25511547
>>25511597
I want it someone please do this.

Stoned Jesus - First Communion

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>>25511751
You cheeky nigga

DEEZ NUTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgCOFg9zeU

>>25507117
>>25507612

Muh niggers

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuBpl7k_eU

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>>25506071
https://youtu.be/qBlt_zN-NhE

>>25506224
I am ashamed to say that I kind of like FOB.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09F5MejfBE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHReqKRvonE

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhf9dfwgNRU

>>25506071
this, it's very grown up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEEi1BHycb0&feature=youtu.be&t=6

>>25511508
..that was surprisingly good

>>25506071
I wouldn't mind EqG as much if they actually put that much effort into their designs and proportions

>>25506071
You sure you wanna listen?
You're gonna have a bad time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcoqR9Bwx1Y

>>25515104
Why waste time focusing on "proportions" that could be focused on the other aspects of visuals, or on the music? You know, the kinds of things more likely to make or break entertainment value?

>>25507068
This thread is more about the kind of music that horsefuckers have been listening to lately, not some shitty AiE prompt. Learn the difference

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>>25506131

>>25515250
>on the other aspects of visuals, or on the music
They failed either way. Not surprising for direct-to-dvd trash.

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This finnish fucker makes like some of the best dark techno I've ever heard.
https://soundcloud.com/blackoutaudio/boa024-03-tuomas-rantanen

>>25506071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYxu2G8zdEw

>>25515129
Dude, Megalovania is the best part of the Undertale OST. You have some damn good taste.

>>25506071
https://youtu.be/kszLwBaC4Sw

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>>25515496
>not dogsong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tao67Idz3Uc
Megalovania isn't even Undertale original, it's been used at least twice before.

>>25515594
And the best remix
https://soundcloud.com/not-bees/detemmienation

>>25515601
>Not posting the best version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp-HeZ78BzA
its all orge now.

>>25515778
Pfft.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkox8x1LxQ4

>>25515457
Unleash The Magic and Take You Down were pretty good, though.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZiC7THNgdA

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiANryc2ujo
I never called myself a hero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEIm3pe5wbA

No hard feelings.

Sick beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03zT80CyEnQ

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXY5f8I_dvc

>>25516735
how can this be so perfect?

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Rare genre, acidcore.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNanCaJM9dI

>>25513794
They're newer shit is the bomb.

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z80INXp9J5g

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bumping.

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>>25511751
https://youtu.be/NE9w3wipnKM

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWCa-JZVFIs
Guilty gear music is all I have on my phone

https://youtu.be/5Kn0J0ejDi8

feeling a bit lonley lately.

>>25506071
This is how to do a tritone chug.
https://youtu.be/YAo4RmKE5jI

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Here to save the thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=74TFS8r_SMI

DEEZ NUTZ

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>>25509079
and now hard style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E

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RAZZLE
DAZZLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb_jXmC_-jo

bump for music

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhb33u-XZLY

>>25506071
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m7e7tCn7Bk

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvMgwgFat2o

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https://youtu.be/0JQ0xnJyb0A

>>25506071
A recording of our time last night.
It's better than coffee.

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZKgf5WG0g

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czi5rbl0Ghw
Don't judge.

techno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STkemuWQ0qk

Pussies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=susTeQpgR9k

>>25525816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBO5PbpDPng

>>25522839
But that's just pump, not hardstyle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xezv3TSFSlY

>>25506071
An audiobook about the fall of Rome.

>>25527025
So... Irish music?

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw
Bitch don't fuck with me

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E
CHEEKI BREEKI

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXNz9DIQNLo

>>25506224
I first thought of van halen

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P-RhF9aQLI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n06_YWnD11I

poot

a happy song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YrXY4isgLs

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlpl-RzsCck

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https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Bad, Bad Leroy Brown.

Or, whatever I may illegally have on my phone.

>>25530338
Mah Fucking nigga.

As for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJUDk6a4GsI

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikmeKwyLjf8

>>25530475
>Last Forever image.
>Song isn't Together Forever.
Shame, shame.

>>25531776
Forgot link, shame on me then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPYZpwSpKmA

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=-3wlroM2gZ8

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>>25509079
>>25522839
>>25525138
>>25525297
>>25527794

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjtMgdot6Oc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReK-MIIewLU

Fuck it. If this is still alive by tommorow at 10:30 pm PST I will write shit.

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE9qyyg3_P8&feature=youtu.be

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_heR2ekoxI

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M&index=12&list=LL3BrJ-ICW5FVlohDYKU9jyQ

>>25511547
>Anon glances across to the green haired girl that has addressed him out of the blue.
>Pulling an earbud out, Anon glances around, before pointing to himself with a quizzical expression. The girl nods, smiling.
>Anon looks the girl up and down. She's wearing a uniform he doesn't recognize, so she must not go to his school, but she seems nice.
"Oh, umm, my friend Vinyl made this mix for me. She's a DJ. Mostly her stuff."
>Anon gives the girl an awkward smile. She nods, pulling at her skirt distractedly. 'White.' Anon's mind informs him as the girl's skirt rides up slightly as she fidgets.
>"I'm Lemon. You go to Ponyville, huh?"
>Anon nods, reaching across the aisle to offer his hand in a shake. Lemon accepts with a slight hesitation.
"Anon, and you don't, huh? I didn't think I recognized that uniform. Where do you go?"
>Lemon glances around. If Anon was a betting man he'd swear she was nervous, but eventually she looks back at him and mutters, "Crystal Prep..." Anon nods knowingly, muttering in the affirmative.
"Never heard of it. Oh, well."
>Lemon stares at Anon incredulously. He starts to fidget a little himself under the scrutiny, and decides to change the subject.
"So, what are YOU listening to, Lemon?"
>'Nice save, swaglord,' Anon thinks to himself. This seems to serve well enough, however, as Lemon breaks off her stare with a blush and looks down at her iPod. She fiddles with it for a second, then slips her headphones from around her neck and offers them to him.
>Anon shrugs, taking the headphones from her. Their fingers brush against each others as Lemon hands them off to him, but he manages not to blush too furiously at the unexpected contact.
>'That's weird,' Anon thinks to himself as he settles the headphones over his ears. He might not exactly be some kind of Casanova, but it's unusual for him to react so strongly to such a casual touch. As he's considering this, Lemon hits the play button.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ8LkOwWfaw

>>25506071
Look Lemon Zest, THE EAST IS BURNING RED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv-aoeTQZ2M

>>25506071
I think of you every time I hear this song
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P9WVE2Ptbbk

>>25535293
>Anon lurches back slightly as the heavy guitar riffs assault his ears. This wasn't what he'd been expecting. As he gets used to it, his head starts to bob to the music however.
>Anon glances up at Lemon, seeing a slightly hopeful yet worried expression on her face. Anon smiles, giving her a thumbs up before hunching forward and closing his eyes to focus on the music. As the song comes to an end, he opens his eyes and looks up at a happily smiling Lemon.
"That's pretty good. Who is it? I'm pretty sure I haven't heard them before."
>Anon handed the headphones back to Lemon, not surprised this time as his fingers slid lightly down hers. He was pretty sure any outward signs were hidden, but he couldn't hide the fact that his heartbeat had kicked up a notch from himself.
>"Oh, that's Sepultura. They're pretty heavy, right dude? They're pretty ancient, but, a lot of the best stuff came out before we were born, right?" She nods repeatedly while saying this, her headphones clutched tightly in her lap. Anon shrugs, not particularly disagreeing.
"Sure, I guess. I'd say there's still plenty of good stuff coming out now, though. You just have to wade through the garbage and pick out the gems."
>"Totally, but there's just so much garbage..." Lemon waves her hand in front of her face, as if she was trying to clear away a foul stench. She looks back at Anon and chuckles.
>That's definitely not the laugh Anon expected. It's deep and throaty, and a little wild. 'Hot.' Anon thinks to himself as his heartbeat kicks up a little more.
>"So, I shared. It's your turn, Anon." Lemon gestured impatiently toward Anon's iPod. Which was currently in his lap. Anon's mind started going to strange, inappropriate places as he scrolled through his songs, looking for something she might like. The fact that a cute girl was basically making hurry up gestures at his junk wasn't lost on him. Finally finding something that might suit her tastes, he glanced up.

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPjjUkpT3GE

>>25506071
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YEjoz9egJDs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1lbjNVbGe4

>>25535575
"Mind if I borrow your headphones?" Anon asks while unplugging his earbuds. Looking at them critically, Anon finds what he suspected might be there. He holds them up. "Earwax..."
>"Ha, gross." Lemon laughs as she unplugs her headphones and hands the plug over to Anon. He jacks the plug into his iPod as she settles them over her ears. Anon hits the play button.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmfzWpp0hMc

>Lemon nods along, lightly banging her head, the complicated rhythms and intricate riffs intriguing her.
>Anon finds his gaze drawn to her lap again as she taps out the rhythm on her skirt, her fingers fluttering over the fabric.
"Cute..." >Anon mutters as he watches her tongue poke out of the corner of her mouth in concentration.
>Lemon's head snaps up at this, blushing furiously. Anon looks at her, unable to figure out how she heard him, until he glances back down to his iPod, noticing the song ended just as he spoke up.
>Anon stares at Lemon like a dear caught in headlights. his mind works furiously for a way out of this extremely embarrassing situation. He slowly unplugs her headphones from his iPod, unsure what to do.
>Lemon is obviously flustered, her cheeks red as she huffs slightly. Anon feels the bus slowing down, and casts a surreptitious glance out the window.
"Nice meeting you lemon gotta go bye this is my stop!"
>Anon suddenly bursts into motion, spaghetti flying in all directions as he dives out the open door, combat rolling onto his feet and sprinting down the street.
>'Only three blocks to school.' Anon thinks to himself. He glances back to see Lemon exit the bus in hot pursuit. Putting on another burst of speed, he gets into a comfortable run.
>He's no Rainbow Dash, but he IS a member of the track team. Anon's fairly confident he can outrun her.
>Unfortunately, as he glances back, he notices he's probably wrong. Legs and arms pumping rhythmically, Lemon's already covered most of the gap between them, with a furious look on her face.

>>25535839
>'One more block...' Anon thinks as he kicks into a full sprint, barely keeping what little lead he has left.
>He can almost imagine that he can hear Lemon's measured grunts as she starts gaining on him again.
>She's close enough that he knows glancing back to see just HOW close could cost him the speed that was barely keeping him ahead of her.
>'Shitshitshit...' Anon's thoughts were chaotic, fight or flight having settled on the latter in his hindbrain. As he approached the school, however, he saw a familiar grey hairstyle that gave him hope.
"Shitshitshit Octavia help!"
>Anon shot past the surprised girl onto school grounds, only to be immediately tackled by Lemon.
>They rolled across the lawn, Lemon somehow maneuvering so that when they came to a stop she was straddling Anon, her arms pinning his to the ground.
>'Shit, she's really fit.' Anon thought as he struggled under her. The furious grin on her face was terrifying. Wait, grin...?
>Lemon leaned down so that her face was inches away from his. That sadistic grin never left her face as she whispered, "You're pretty cute, yourself."
>Then she leaned all the way down and pecked him on the lips.
"Wha-?"
>That was all he managed before Lemon was hauled bodily off him with an outraged squawk.
>Octavia spun the girl around, shoving her gently to keep her off balance and backpedaling until she was all the way off campus.
>"What is this all about, Preppy? That happens to be my friend you were assaulting." Octavia growled out. As the flustered Lemon tried to collect herself, a veritable wall of Ponyville students slowly coalesced behind Octavia.
>"Hey, I was just-" Octavia cut her off.
>"Leaving." Lemon wilted under Octavia's stern glare. She glanced past her to Anon, who was just picking himself up off the ground, a bewildered expression on his face.

>>25536172
>"You're mine, Anon! Sooner or later, I'm gonna get you dude!" With that parting shot, Lemon turns around and walks off, straightening her disheveled uniform.
>Octavia walks back over to Anon, dusting him off. "What the hell was that about, Anon?"
"I'm, not really sure, myself."
>Anon absently brings a hand up to his recently kissed lips. Octavia glances at him, a worried expression on her face.
>"Well, you should probably stay clear of those Crystal Prep students. Our schools have something of an, unfriendly rivalry, shall we say?"
>Anon mutters something in the affirmative, still a bit shook up from the tackle. And other things.
>Anon wanders off toward the school building, a still worried looking Octavia left watching him go.
>Anon spends the rest of the day in something of a daze. He manages to make it to all his classes, barely, but track practice is a complete wash.
>As Anon picks himself up from the third hurdle he doesn't quite manage to hurdle, the Coach walks over to him.
>"Your head's not in the game, Anon. Hit the showers. I'm keeping you late tomorrow to make up for it, though, so straighten up and fly right by then, yeah?"
>Anon gives a grimace and nods to the Coach, pulling the hurdle back upright before he heads into the locker room.
"Man, what a day. That lemon..."
>Anon mutters to himself as he strips down and walks into the shower room.
>Turning a shower on, he walks back into the locker room to grab some soap, letting the intervening time heat up the water,
>While he washes himself, his mind plays over the scene from that morning, and the expression on Lemon's face.
>'You're mine... That's what she said. She didn't look angry. She looked... Hungry?'

>>25536451
>Anon thinks about the events of that morning, the water streaming over him.
>Lemon had seemed nice, they hit it off okay. She was a cute girl, as his stupid mouth could and had attested to.
>She was more than a little interesting to him. She was a barrel of contradictions, and he wouldn't mind sorting that puzzle out.
>Then there was the panty shot she'd (inadvertently?) given him, and that kiss...
>It had just been a peck on the lips, but Anon was sure that had just been the tip of the iceberg. As his mind clears Anon starts to wish Octavia hadn't been so quick to come to his rescue.
>Anon also gets a clearer mental picture of exactly how Lemon had been holding him down, and what she had been wearing at the time.
>'She was practically riding me like a cowgirl!'
>Anon continues running the circumstances through his head,absently washing himself, and so doesn't notice as a few more boys get done with practice.
>Lost in thought, Anon doesn't notice as the boys enter the showers. Among them is a friend of his, Flash Sentry. Noticing Anon still showering after getting let out early, he walks over to find out what's up.
>As Flash gets closer, Anon turns to the side, and Flash is shocked to see that Anon is sporting a raging boner.
>Flash takes an unconscious step back, but then realizes this is epic prank material.
>Flash creeps silently up behind the oblivious Anon, slowly reaching out to the shower fixture.
>"Jeez Anon, put that thing away before you put somebody's eye out." Flash says casually as he flips the shower from steaming hot to full blast cold.
>Anon comes back to reality just in time to receive the full dose from the freezing cold shower.

"-And we will never speak of this again." Anon says, rubbing his smarting fist as he looks down at the sprawled out Flash.
>"Hey, you got it Anon. No mentioning you popped a stiffy in the boys showers. And definitely no mentioning that you scream like a little school girl..."

>>25536728
Welp, I gotta go to work. If anyone wants me to continue this, keep the thread alive for another 7 hours or so.

I don't think anyone's actually reading this, though, so, c'est la vie.

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Someone posted there here a while ago and I've loved it since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62u9gprlcBY

>>25535590
>Hotline Miami
Mah nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qlpdVYrvgA

>>25536757
I will wait for writefagging

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YyBZXSUGe8
>you will never introduce Lemon into other genres of music

>>25508893
skokcevoli and cheekibreeki?

they dead desu senpai

Obligatory

https://youtu.be/Orlbo9WkZ2E

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>>25508893
>She will never be your loving QT gf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=XEEasR7hVhA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsRuurcTTSk

I'm in le comfy /pol/ nuclear launch thread, listening to NATO radio signals. Fun fun fun!
>>>/pol/56640705/
lots of chatter today, because of the Turkey thing. Navy's avin' a giggle, Air Force too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICjD3f-8SXE

>>25508212
Better Genesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmiOKL5pBuM

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>>25506071

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85duFrcw7o

>>25507127
Sup Apparently

>>25540134
good taste anon,
very good taste

>>25536757
Madness, threads not dead. Guess I'll continue with my Autism.

>>25540927
Yes. Do so.

>>25536728
>Anon Glowers down at Flash for a few more more moments, cracking his knuckles.
"Seriously, Flash, I will hurt you."
>Flash cringes slightly, but nods with a nervous chuckle. "Okay, okay, easy tiger. My lips are sealed." Anon sighs in relief, reaching a hand down and pulling Flash up when he grasps it.
>Flash grunts as he regains his feet, putting a ginger hand to his ribs.
>"You've got a mean hook, man. I wouldn't have expected it, heh."
>Flash then leans in toward Anon conspiratorily. "So, what got you all hot under the collar, eh Anon? You finally got the hots for someone?"
>Anon sighs. Flash had been one of the first friends he'd made when he transferred in this year, and nearly from the first day he'd been trying to hook him up.
>"Come on Anon, I can tell. Who's the lucky girl?" Flash elbows him in the ribs lightly, egging him on.
>Anon knew this could go on for days, so he figures he'll get it out of the way.
"Well, actually, I met this girl from Crystal Prep today..."
>Anon is surprised when Flash grimaces, holding up a hand.
>"Anon, that's a bad move. Those Preps are bad news. It's your call, but if you date a Preppy, you're going to catch hell."
>Anon looks at Flash incredulously.
"Umm, why? Octavia said something about an unfriendly rivalry, but that's ridiculous."
>Anon watches as Flash motions him closer. He leans in.
>"Rumor has it, they killed some girl from here."
"Bullshit."
>"Umm, They kidnapped and brainwashed some kids?"
>Anon is moments away from slapping Flash.
"Try again."
>Flash grins. "Okay, okay, so they poached some really good athletes from here because their academic program is more 'highly regarded'. Plus, they're jerks, right?"
>Anon sighs, brings his hand up and rubs his forehead.
"That's fucking stupid."
>Flash shrugs. "I don't make the rules, Anon. This has been going on for a long time." Flash looks at Anon with a bit of concern. "Look, do what you want, but if you date a preppy you keep it on the down low..."

>>25541314
>Anon frowns. He looks at Flash, but he seems serious.
"Flash, Lem-"
>Flash cuts him off with an exaggerated yelp."No names! Plausible deniability! I know natheeeng!"
>Anon looks on incredulously as Flash scampers out of the shower room, his hands covering his ears.
"Flash, you are a strange guy." Anon mutters, but can't help but chuckle at his friends antics.
>Anon's mood quickly darkens as he starts to contemplate what Flash has told him.
"Bullshit..."
>Anon shakes his head, walking back out into the locker room to grab his towel and dry off. He quickly changes into his street clothes and leaves the gym.
>Anon walks across campus, absently waving to a few friends, lost in thought again.
>Anon isn't sure what to think. Would his friends really disapprove of a girl he liked just because she went to Crystal prep?
>'Probably, at least as far as some of them go.'
>Anon is having a hard time believing that something so stupid could influence people, but a nagging voice in his head reminds him that far stupider things have caused far worse.
>Anon ponders this as he walks to the bus terminal and notes that it's just pulling up.
"Well, fuck that, I like who I like." Anon mutters to himself as he steps onto the bus.
>"Funny, that, so do I." Anon jerks his head up at the familiar voice, then feels arms slide around his neck. He's dragged sideways into a seat, where the arms settle into a firm headlock.
"Umm, hi again, Lemon."
>Anon tries to break the hold, but Lemon's grip is solid. She's got him good. Suddenly, Anon feels legs wrap around his waist, and sees that Lemon has locked her ankles around him.
>"Comfy? Good." Lemon moves on without waiting for a reply from Anon. "So, what the hell was the big Idea sicking that Silverback on me this morning, dude?"
>Anon is taken aback for a moment.
"Silverback? What are you talking about?"
>Anon winces slightly as Lemon adjusts her grip. "The freakishly strong Gorilla woman with the grey hair?"

>>25541833
Any more???

>>25541833
>Anon thinks for a moment, then bursts out laughing. Lemon shifts around behind him.
>"Dude, interrogation here? You're totally ruining the ambiance."
>Anon can hear the pout in her voice, and tries to stifle his laughter.
"Sorry, sorry, just, picturing Octavia as a Gorilla struck me as hilarious. She's so prim and proper, it's like a total dichotomy."
>Anon manages to quiet his chuckles finally, just as Lemon relaxes her headlock on him, instead letting her arms fall over his shoulders and cross over his chest.
>Anon gulps. He feels like the situation has suddenly gone from tense to strangely intimate.
>"Well, she didn't seem all that prim and proper when she bodily picked me up and shoved me around like a kindergartener." Lemon grouses.
"She thought you were trying to kick my ass. I thought you were trying to kick my ass, at first anyway."
>Anon hears Lemon scoff. "For calling me cute? What kind of girls are you hanging out with, Anon?"
>Anon freezes up for a moment as he feels Lemon rest her chin on his collarbone. He glances over to see her smirking at him.
>Anon shrugs, fleeting thoughts of Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Vinyl Scratch run through his minds eye.
"Eh, I guess I run with a rough crowd?"
>Lemon raises an eyebrow at this, but let's it pass. "Right, well, let's put all that behind us and get to the good stuff. You're cute, Anon."
>Anon freezes in place as Lemon playfully licks his cheek. 'What. The. Hell...'
"Umm, thanks Lemon, I think you're interesting, too." Anon feels Lemon shift around behind him slightly. "I mean, umm, I'm interested in you. Uh, that's, I mean..."
>Anon trails off embarrassedly. He fears the more he opens his mouth the deeper a hole he's going to dig himself.
>"Hmm, I'm interesting and you're interested, eh? Well, you sure know how to cut right to the chase, don't you dude?" Lemon chuckles into his neck. 'Sultry, that's the word,' Anon thinks to himself.

>>25542203
"Sorry about this morning, Lemon, I kinda panicked."
>Anon fidgets a little. Not that this isn't kind of awesome, but it's going kind of fast.
>Anon sits straight up as Lemon suddenly nibbles on his collarbone. 'Whoa, that's nice.' Anon's brain is going a little sideways. He slowly comes to grips with the fact that there's a girl wrapped around him, nibbling.
>"Apology totally accepted, Anon. So?" Anon glances over at Lemon, seeing a glint of mischief in her expression.
"Umm, so, what?"
>Lemon looks at him, slightly exasperated. "So, how long is it going to take you to ask me out? I'm kinda putting myself way out there, dude."
>Anon mentally slaps himself. He can see the glint of doubt behind Lemon's confidant grin now that he's looking for it.
"Friday, sixth street, five o'clock, there's a movie marathon at the Grande. Old Scifi stuff. Gattaga, The Black Hole, 2001, that kind of thing. Sound fun?"
>Lemon nods, smiling as she gives Anon a peck on the cheek. "That sounds great, but that's three whole days away, dude. What are you doing, like, right now?"
>Anon gulps as Lemon's legs squeeze his waist a little tighter.
"Nothing important at all!"
>Anon practically shouts, drawing a few more looks from the other bus passengers. He's suddenly aware that while most have been ignoring them pointedly, a few kids from Ponyville High have noticed Lemon's uniform.
>Anon is grateful he decided to change into street clothes earlier instead of back into his uniform.
>He's pretty new at the school, and while he recognizes one or two of the Ponyville kids on the bus, he doesn't see the same look of recognition in their eyes.
"Actually, getting off this bus right now is what I'm doing. Care to join me?"
>Lemon shrugs, unwrapping herself from around you. "Sure thing, dude." Anon turns around to face Lemon, and sees her face inches away from his, getting closer.
>Anon's eyes widen slightly before he moves in to meet her.

>>25506071
~

>>25542517
>Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that have been rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.
>Naw, just fucking with you. This kiss is awkward as hell.
>Zero coordination. Anon goes in for a sweet, gentle kiss, his hand moving up to cup Lemons cheek.
>Lemon already has a hand wrapped in his hair and seems to be trying to smash their heads together.
>Anon's mouth smacks into Lemons, and she bites her tongue that was already halfway out of her mouth.
>Anon and Lemon both rear backward, clutching their mouths. They look at each other for a few seconds, then burst out laughing.
>"Letth tly thah again laler." Lemon garbles out, looking down at her hand to see if there's any blood. Her tongue fucking hurts!
>Anon nods, then snakes his head forward and kisses Lemon on her neck, just above the collar of her uniform. He uses a little suction, not enough to leave a hicky, but enough that she knows he could if he wanted to.
>Anon unlatches from her neck, but before he backs off he gently blows on her, causing Lemon to coo lightly.
>"Ooh, Anon has some moves." Lemon jokes quietly, still reveling in the shivers he just sent up her back.
"Yes, my repertoire extends beyond 'attack face'." Anon gently bops Lemon on the nose before standing up as the bus slows down.
>He offers Lemon a hand up, which she brushes aside, sticking her abused tongue out at him.
>They step off the bus as the door opens, and Lemon wraps an arm around Anon's back. He follows suit.
"Where to, Lemon?"
>Lemon shrugs, her hand running up and down Anon's side as they walk toward nowhere in particular.
>"Wherever, dude. Coffee? Want to get something to eat?"
>Anon ponders this for a second. He drums his fingers on Lemon's side absently, not noticing that she's developing a hitch in her step.
"Coffee sounds good. I'm kinda on a diet."
>Lemon snorts at that. "You're on a diet? What kinda guy goes on diets?"

>>25542924
>Anon frowns down at Lemon, At the same time noticing that she's actually fairly short.
"The athletic kind, that needs to carbo-load, which is kind of gross to watch."
>Anon figures he actually almost has a foot on Lemon. She can't be much over five feet tall, and he's just over six.
>'There's a lot of power packed into that little frame, though.' Anon thinks to himself.
>"Anon, I outran you, and you're on the track team. Doesn't that give you a fair idea that i'm something of a sporto, too?"
"Well, sure, nobody runs like you do without training. Honestly it just hadn't clicked. You run for Crystal Prep?"
>Lemon's step falters for a second, and Anon unconsciously shifts his arm to support her.
>Lemon's gait straightens out, and Anon returns to absently drumming his fingers on her side as they walk.
>Anon notices Lemon hasn't answered his question after a bit, and looks down at her curiously.
>Lemon is beet red, and seems to be breathing a bit heavily. Her steps are a little shaky, too.
>Anon stops walking, bringing Lemon up short.
"Lemon, are you ok? You look like you have a fever or something."
>Lemon looks up at Anon. Her eyes are a little hazy, and she runs her arm up and down Anon's side a few times before responding.
>"Just enjoying the walk, and the company, Anon." As she says this she bites her lip slightly.
>'Huh.' Anon isn't sure what to make of that, and his finger drumming speeds up in perturbation.
>Lemon shudders slightly and bites her lip harder. Anon's surprised she hasn't drawn blood yet.
>Turning toward her, he puts his hands on her shoulders, which causes a disappointed look to flit across her face.
"Okay, tell me what's wrong, Lemon."
>Lemon sighs, giving Anon a slightly vexed look.
>"Nothing's wrong Anon, you've just been drumming your fingers on my tit for the last ten minutes."
>Anon gapes at her. He even goes so far as to reach back around her and see where his hand ends up.
>'How long are your arms, you fucking retard!'

>>25543219
>Sure enough, When Anon reaches around Lemon, his arm reaches all the way around to land just under her left boob.
>'And when she stumbled, I shifted my grip on her. Up...'
"Wow, I am really, just, incredibly stupid. And sorry, very sorry."
>Lemon looks a bit exasperated. "Dude, I told you nothing was wrong. I'm honestly more annoyed that you stopped than that you did it in the first place. So, back to funtimes walkies?"
>'I've known this girl for less than a day...'
>Anon ponders his options, which basically consist of being a moral gentleman and refusing her request, or feeling up a nice girl that likes him.
>Surprisingly enough, it takes longer than ten seconds for him to slowly reach back around Lemon and, well, not quite grab her tit. More rest his hand on it.
>Lemon nods purposefully, before digging into a pocket in her jacket and pulling out her iPod.
>"Can I borrow your earbuds, Anon? We can listen to some music while we walk.
>Anon shrugs, reaching into his pocket and disconnecting the earbuds from his iPod before pulling them out and meticulously cleaning them.
>After about a minute of Anon trying to remove every molecule of earwax from the buds, Lemon growls and snatches them from.
>She immediately grinds them into her ears, twisting them around a bit before pulling one out and handing it to a startled Anon.
>"There, now you can have ear cooties to go with the mouth and tit cooties you've already contracted from me. Sheesh."
>Lemon then plugs the earbuds into her iPod, waits for Anon to gingerly put his in, then presses play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpVNmAboykI

>Anon finds it incredibly difficult to keep walking normally now that he's realized every person he passes is watching him feel up a beaming Lemon.
>'If we walk by a cop, if he gonna arrest us for public indecency or something?'
>Anon eventually focuses on the music, using it to drown out the many tiny voices in his head telling him this is not smart things he's doing here.

>>25543412
>Lemon is more than happy to let Anon get focused on the music. >Mostly because he's unconsciously picked out the drum line and has resumed his tapping.
>Lemon eventually leads them to a Cafe she knows after what feels to Anon like walking across half the town.
>She steers them over to a booth, scoots in and pulls Anon in after her.
>Anon eyes the privacy curtain the booth has with an ominous feeling in his gut.
"So, what's good here, Lemon?"
>Lemon gives Anon a sinister smile. "The booth..."
>Anon squirms.
>A waitress walks over to the booth, giving Lemon a little wave while eyeing Anon.
>The music in Anon's right ear stops as Lemon hits the pause button, looks up at the waitress and smiles.
>"Heya Lemon, Mister. What can I do ya for tonight?"
>'Tonight?' Anon pulls out his phone, the display reading six twenty-two. 'I didn't realize it was that late. We really must have walked halfway across town.'
>"Hey Noon. This is Anon."
>Noon, as the waitress' name turns out to be, gives Anon another glance, as a smile blooms on her face.
>"Ohoh, so this is Anon..." Anon turns to Lemon as he notices she's makes cease motions with her hand at Noon. He cocks an eyebrow, but decides not to comment for now.
>"Umm, just some menus for now, and waters?" She glances at Anon questioningly, who nods.
>"Sure thing dears, I'll be right back." Noon walks back toward the wait-station, leaving Lemon and Anon to themselves.
>Lemon fidgets a bit before sliding a bit closer to Anon, who decides putting an arm around her wouldn't be a bad idea.
"So, I didn't think I was such a personage in this town that a waitress in a cafe I've never been in would know me by name..."
>Lemon squirms. She looks up at Anon with a slightly worried look.
>"Well, you see, about that..."
>Another voice interjects suddenly, causing Lemon and Anon to look over to the entrance of the booth.
>"So, Lemon, you finally got the Ponyville slag to notice you? What'd you do, flash him?"

>>25543657
>Anon bristles at the mere sight of this girl.
>Dressed in a pristine Crystal Prep uniform, the expression on her face drips venom directed partly at him, but mostly at Lemon.
>Anon looks down at Lemon, who is obviously shocked and dismayed to see her here.
"Nope, you can get right the fuck out of here."
>Anon starts to slide out of the booth, and brushes off Lemon's halfhearted attempt to stop him.
>Anon slides out of the booth, stepping in front of the new girl and putting himself in between her and Lemon.
>He crosses his arms over his chest and glares at the girl, and cuts her off as she starts to say something else.
"Okay, I don't know who you are..."
>"Well, I'm-" Anon raises a hand to stop her from continuing.
"Sorry, let me rephrase that. I don't CARE who you are. You're upsetting my girlfriend. Go away."
>The girl looks at Anon, seemingly speechless. She's obviously not used to being treated like this.
>'Must be some kind of big shot at Crystal,' Anon reasons.
>Seeming to have gotten back a bit of her vitriol, the girl looks at Anon uncertainly.
>"And what exactly are you going to do if I don't, Anon?" He shrugs, before taking a step closer to the girl that somehow knows his name, and looms over her.
"Simple. I'll remove you."
>'Pokerface, Anon! Pokerface time!' Anon knows he's not actually going to lay a finger on this girl, but hopefully she won't figure that out.
>"Y-you wouldn't d-d-dare!" The girl stammers out as she takes an involuntary step backward.
>Anon matches her step, keeping right up on her as he glares down at her.
"Try me."
>With an audible eep, the girl turns tail and barely keeps herself under a run as she leaves the Cafe.
>Anon let's out a relieved breath, cracks his neck to release the tension that's built up in it, and turns around to slide back into the booth with Lemon.
>"That. Was. Awesome!" Lemon bursts out as Anon slides back in next to her. Anon gives her a tired look.

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trOYJ9gTMDE

>>25543748
"No it wasn't. I'd rather not browbeat a girl into fleeing in terror. Only reason I did was you seemed terrified of her. So, we're going to order some food, eat it, then you're going to explain why everyone seems to know who I am, and what that girls issue is."
>Lemon seems to shrink in on herself, and Anon puts an arm around her shoulder. This seems to calm her down, and she looks back up at him with a grin on her face.
>"So, I'm your girlfriend, now?"
>Anon's face lights up in a blush.
"Ah, well, you know, it uh, it sounded better that way..."
>Lemon cuts Anon off by leaning up and kissing him. There's no unneeded force behind this one, and after a moment of surprise, Anon reciprocates, cupping Lemon's chin and pulling her in closer with his other arm.
>It's about at the point that Lemon starts to straddle Anon's thigh that a polite cough brings the two back to reality.
>Breaking off the kiss, they both turn to see a red-faced Noon holding a pitcher of water and two glasses, menus tucked into the front of her apron.
>"Ah, heh, hey there you two, I'll just leave these things here and come back when you're ready to order."
>Noon places their waters and puts the menus down in front of them, backing out and pointedly pulling the curtain shut behind her. Lemon glows with embarrassment.
>"How could I forget the curtain? Half the restaurant probably saw me crawling all over you..." Anon shrugs.
"Dinner and a show?"
>Anon picks up his menu and starts looking through it, only to get whacked on the side of head by Lemon's.
>"Not funny Anon, I like this cafe, I'd rather not get banned from it, dude."
>Anon nods. He picks out a few items from the menu.
"You know what you're getting, Lemon?"
>Lemon nods. She knows the menu here by heart. Anon reaches over and pulls the curtain back, catching Noon's eye.
>When Noon comes over, they both order what seems like enough food for two people and hand back their menus.

>>25543900
>Lemon offers the other earbud to Anon, and he slips it into his ear without protest. Lemon picks out another track and presses play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOJ31hZcFYs

>Anon pulls Lemon down into his arms, her head laying against his chest.
>He's still surprised how easily he's fallen into this state of casual intimacy with Lemon.
>'I feel like we've been dating for weeks. I don't think I was ever this comfortable with my last girlfriend, and we dated for almost a year.
>Anon shifts uncomfortably at the thought. He knows that's not a good thought to dwell on.
>"So, I've got a confession to make, Anon."
>Anon grunted, stroking Lemon's hair absently.
"I figured as much. Let's wait until after we eat, though, okay? I don't know about you, but I could eat a horse right now.
>Anon feels Lemon nod against his chest, and plants a quick kiss on the top of her head.
>After a few more minutes like this, their food arrives, and they set to ravenously.
>Eventually they finish the seemingly unhealthy amount of food, and Noon comes by to clear their plates.
>"You two need some time, right darlin'?" Lemon nods, smiles in thanks, and Noon backs out of the booth space, closing the curtain behind her again.
>With a sigh, Lemon turns back to Anon, who's regarding her neutrally.
"So, what is it? Did we pull a Spotless Mind and erase each other from our memories or something?
>Anon gives what he hopes is a calming smile for Lemon, who sputters at the suggestion.
>"Come on Anon, this is real life, not some move." Lemon bites her lip, then seems to gather her courage.
>"You remember that meet you had a while ago, where Misty fell and got a really bad sprain?"
>Anon thinks back. That had been, two months ago or so, right?
"Sure, I blew my race cause I decided it was more important to get Misty to the medical tent, and ran off the course to help her."
"I shaved about thirty seconds off the time it would've taken the medics to get her there.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcNtmOb_Tkg

I doubt she would be into this kind of music but hey, I like girls like that

>>25544083
moar?

>>25544662

>>25544083
you are my favorite anon

come back soon

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPJ7x9iMw0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ryd_p20XEU

>>25544083
More plz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5DZ4LzFH0c

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM2KmdxT37k

>>25546657
This

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>>25544083
Writefag didn't even say goodbye?

So rude...

>>25506071
I have a special kind of taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhZghcHnGf8

>>25547274
And now I'm downloading their discography, fuck you.

>>25549149
>that song
No. Bad Anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AReQDiyfhFw

Loved the game and the music was just amazing.

thread still up, i see
have one more techno track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLVou1ku-8

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Supporting the local artists
Don't like trap don't waste your time
https://youtu.be/mfhRMGlFUdo

>>25549213
was hoping there'd be more videogame music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijdNQMYikY
wow Undertale music how surprising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJiPvjnHbv8
One step at a time...

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>>25549670
Oh wow, it's undertale. Looks like we are going to have a bad time

>>25506071
"In my headphones? Nothing."
"In my head? The whole fucking Undertale soundtrack. Especially Napstablook's theme."

>>25549793
It's Spider Dance theme if you speed it up. Or am I thinking of another song from the undertale series?

>>25548132
I fell asleep for two hours then had to run to work. Curse this mortal body and it's monetary needs!
Back to it, I suppose.

>>25506071
I told myself I would finish this.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA1n0V7LKC3CFy7vp9fm3NpB29F98uqzI

God help me.

>>25550520
Oh wow, march on friend.

>>25550638
Chapter 96.

This is my third listening, I don't know why I punish myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TImQuDvHgWs

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>>25550362
Didn't mean to sound like an ass. Was just enjoying the story and got mad when you posts stopped, is all.

>>25544083
>Lemon nods, scoots back over to Anon and lays her head on his shoulder. He slides an arm around her back and she settles into his side.
>"Well, I was there. I was actually scouting for Crystal Prep, since that was yours and a couple other peoples' first meet. Anyway, I, umm, thought it was really cool how you just dropped what you were doing to go help Misty."
>Anon shrugs. He's always considered that a bonehead move on his part. Rainbow certainly gave him an earful about it.
"Okay, so you were scouting. People do it all the time. Nothing wrong with sizing up your opponents."
>Lemon sighs, and starts to fidget nervously with her hands.
"Well, sure. Except I might have asked my Captain to scout Ponyville from then on. And, maybe I asked around to find out what you were like incognito at your school..."
>Anon chuckles a bit. Seems he'd made quite an impression, But Lemon isn't done.
>"And maybe I followed you home from school one day to figure out what your bus schedule was. I MIGHT have done that. And I suppose it's possible I started getting on your bus one stop before yours. Just a couple days a week."
>'Huh, I have a stalker. That's a first.' Anon shifts a little bit. He's suddenly slightly less comfortable with the casual intimacy he's been praising.
>Anon thinks about it for a few moments. Lemon hasn't stabbed him yet, or mentioned how his eyeballs will make an excellent addition to her mantle's collection. He decides to give her the benefit of the doubt.
"I guess I made a pretty good impression, huh? No big deal, Lemon."
>Lemon immediately relaxes against you, her hands cease to fidget as she lets out a pent up breath. Anon gives her a reassuring squeeze.
>"Dude, that's a weight off my chest all right. I was kind of freakin' out about you thinking I was some crazy stalker bitch."
>Anon chuckles.
"Well, I don't think you're a bitch, anyway."

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Chris Thile works miracles with the mandolin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n3wHljJQ4M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAUoI49Ndmk

>>25550854
Sorry 'bout that. Like I said, I passed out at my keyboard and got woken up by my roommate loudly reminding me that I was supposed to give him a ride into town before I went to work. Didn't really have time to sign off, as it were.

>>25550909
good shit so far, writefriend

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>>25506071
>mfw I suddenly noticed both her hips are dislocated

>>25506071
In the middle of listening the GNAR soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi8DA00L1gE

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http://youtu.be/AvRZxn7e3hc

https://youtu.be/YLORnivGhEc

>>25506131
I love you you awesome faggot.
And the judge can't decipher his left from his right or his right from his wrong

>>25550874
>Lemon whacks him on the thigh with a squawk.
>"Hardy har, Anon, laugh it up. So, yeah, during my slightly stalkerish pursuit of you, I might have talked you up to like, everybody I know?"
>Lemon Blushes lightly, and turns away from Anon.
>He leans down and kisses the top of her head. Lemon chuckles in that sultry tone before continuing.
>"So, yeah, I might have been giving my friends an earful about my many, and I repeat, many attempts to get you to notice me. Seriously, Anon, you can be so dense I'm surprised things don't get sucked into orbit around you."
>Anon gives her a cocky grin.
"Didn't you?"
>Anon throws an arm out and puffs up his chest, declaiming grandly.
"Lo, and so it shall be that the Lemon is pulled from her lofty height into the depths by Anon's irresistible gravity!"
>Anon finishes his proclamation by blowing a raspberry.
>Lemon stares at Anon for a moment before bursting out in laughter. Anon chuckles a bit himself.
>After a few seconds, Anon notices that Lemon's laughter is breaking down into little hiccups. He puts a hand under her chin, turning her to face him, and notices there are tears on her cheeks.
"Hey, what's wrong Lemon? Are you okay?"
>Lemon nods quickly, hiccuping again slightly.
>"It's just, you know, I've been kind of obsessing over you for months. I've been thinking about what it'd be like to hang out with you, and talk with you, and kiss you..."
>Lemon trails off for a moment, her face lighting up in a blush again.
"And chase me several blocks before tackling me to the ground?"
>Anon teases Lemon, earning himself another whack to the thigh.
"Hey, you have no idea how frustrating it all was, and then you finally talk to me, stick your whole foot in your mouth and try to scamper off like a stupid ninja."
>Lemon crosses her arms over her chest, huffing indignantly.
>"So I might've snapped a little. there was no way I was letting that be how our first interaction ended. You would've avoided me like the plague."

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>>25506131

>>25551311
"...Aaand chasing me like a madwoman before tackling me would not make me do that?"
>Lemon Smiles at Anon. "No, but kissing you wouldn't. Like I said, I was kind of freaking out. I guess my brain decided to bring out the big guns."
>Anon resists the urge to hum 'You give love a bad name'. Barely.
"Well, it certainly threw me for a loop."
>Lemon chuckles again, leans in and hugs Anon from the side. He settles an arm over her shoulder.
>"I'm just happy, dude. This afternoon's like, dream come true style."
>Anon smiles, but his expression slips a bit as he recalls a certain incident from earlier.
"Well, except for that queen bitch. You still haven't cleared that little mystery up."
>Lemon hugs Anon a little harder, and lays her head back on his chest.
>"I was getting to that. She's one of the popular girls at Crystal. I guess someone blabbed to her that I was trying to get with you, and she's been tormenting me about it ever since."
>Anon frowns furiously. He literally growls for a moment.
"More of this Crystal Prep vs. Ponyville bullthit?"
>"To put it bluntly. She actually told me I was 'staining the crystal clean reputation of our school with your infatuation with that slag.' That's a direct quote."
>Lemon shakes her head slightly in disbelief. "I swear, she's some kind of Nazi."
>Anon pictures the girl in a similarly perfectly pressed Nazi uniform, goosestepping and throwing out a sig heil. It's eerily fitting.
"So, now I've scared the piss out of the Nazi overlord of Crystal Prep? Should I warn my family? Watch out for the Sturmabteilung?"
>Lemon chuckles lightly. "I think you're safe from the death squads, Anon. A bunch of Crystal Prep kids beating up a Ponyville student would kinda clash with their holier than though image."
>Anon considers this, and the fact that it still might not be a bad idea to keep his head on a swivel.
>"No, they'll probably just keep trying to browbeat me into not seeing you anymore."

>>25551619
*Realizes he's been referring to Canterlot High as Ponyville High this entire story. Probably should have actually watched those movies...

Oh well, keep strong and writefag on, I guess.
Even further AU!
4th star from the left? This isn't Neverland!

>>25543748
R E M O V E B I T C H E S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5CLplRIno

>this song is almost old enough to drink

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ2wlNJH728

>>25506071
https://youtu.be/SFSen7DRQWU

MILKY WAY

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>>25506071
Sorry, the good part came. I'm still alive, buddy.

https://youtu.be/80XAJKqRU9k

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>"anon what song are you hearing right now"
>its the swans
>anon smash Zune with a spaghetti hammer
"nothing"
>"wanna hear what i hear"
"no but your gonna do it anyway"
>"yes"
>lemon gives headphones to anon and unpauses the music
"oh shit im feeling it"
>its death grips
"TAKYON"
>"TAKYON"
>The entire bus turns out to be full of noided freshmen
>"IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES"
>"TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE"
>"MY FAVORITE COLOR IS OH MY GOD BITCH"
>"I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST"
>everyone stops
>MC Ride was the one who just sang Neutral Milk Hotel
>he immediately shoots himself in an angle to kill at least five fans
>lemon dies
"fuck you stefan"
>"thanks man"
>anon is sexually aroused by all this and has a sad cum

>>25552686
touching, an inspiration to the masses
10/10 i cried

>>25552731
Did you cum too? Did you have a sad cum bby?

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M61zARSP1Qk

>>25506071
Oh y'know, the usual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJF6AWCJFw4

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>>25506071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHAR5o_M8PA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys8cTh3HI_o

It helps me with work.
And with thinking.

>>25551619
"Oh, well, if that's all."
Anon pipes up. His voice drips with sarcasm.
>"Hey, I'm a tough girl, Anon. I'm not gonna let a few repressed bitches and their boy toys get to me."
>Lemon smiles up at Anon, reaches up a hand and brushes his cheek. Anon returns the smile, grasps her hand in his and kisses her palm.
"So, the party line is 'Fuck you, get a life'? I'm down with that. Basically what I was going to say if anyone at Ponyville gives me shit."
>Lemon nods, and coos as Anon kisses her palm again. She reverses his grip on her hand, interlacing her fingers in his from the back.
>Lemon pulls their hands down, laying Anon's palm on her upper thigh.
>She squeezes his hand, unlaces her fingers from his and starts rubbing his chest, her fingers slipping between the buttons to play along the sparsely haired flesh underneath.
>"That's what I was hoping, dude."
>That sultry tone Anon's been hearing in her laugh all day creeps into her voice, and the look she gives him is a heavy-lidded smirk.
>Anon's heartbeat kicks up a notch, and he clutches Lemon's thigh by reflex, causing her to bite her lip.
>Lemon leans in to Anon's neck, nibbling playfully as she starts to unbutton his shirt for easier access to his skin.
>'Sh-shit, so fucking hot.' Anon thinks, his hand rubbing slow circles on Lemon's thigh as his other hand slowly inches toward her chest.
>When his hand makes contact with the front of her uniform, Lemons mews lustily, biting Anon's neck a little harder.
>Lemon has Anon's shirt mostly unbuttoned by now, and she's playing her fingers up and down his ribs, causing him to shiver.
>Anon traces his fingers across Lemon's breasts before slowly unbuttoning her blazer.
>She immediately leans forward, strips it off and tosses it aside before leaning back int him.
>Lemon finishes unbuttoning Anon's shirt, her hand running over his flat stomach before moving down to his lower belly, her nails digging in as she runs her hand just above the waist of his pants.

>>25553888
Hmm, just read the rules. Says no clop, so, moving on with the plot I guess. Was thinking about getting a bit lewd here =P

>>25553943
It's talking about images. Plz don't do this to me.

>>25553979
Oh, well, let the show go on I guess, but I'm blaming you if I get banned anon. =P

>>25506071
http://youtu.be/2G5rfPISIwo

>>25553888
>Anon slips a hand over Lemon's blouse, squeezing her breast lightly.
>He's immediately aware that she's not wearing a bra, and can feel her perky nipple straining against his palm through the fabric.
>As his other hand wanders slowly up Lemon's thigh, slips under her skirt and starts running lightly over her inner thigh, the hand on her breast traps her nipple between it's middle and ring finger.
>He rubs her breast in slow circles, gently squeezing occasionally and causing Lemon to gasp.
>She's panting now, too distracted to continue nuzzling Anon's neck, but the heavy hot breaths are just as sexy to him as the tongue and teeth.
>Lemon slips her other arm around behind Anon's back under his shirt. She reaches up over his shoulder and digs her nails into him as her other hand keeps running over his waist, finally slipping under the fabric of his pants.
>Anon grunts, his hands jerking in surprise. This causes Lemon to groan into his neck as his hand squeezes her breast a bit harder than he had been.
>'Well, this isn't where I thought today was going to put me.' Anon thinks inanely as his hand runs the rest of the way up Lemon's thigh and encounters her panties.
>He moves his hand lightly up the front of them, then slips the bottom of his palm under the band at the top.
>His fingers curl, flexing as he runs them across the flesh above Lemon's pussy.
>Lemon groans again, her breath catching as she feels Anon stimulate her.
>Without any more hesitation, She plunges her hand into Anon's pants, her fingers immediately encountering the top of his half-erect shaft.
>Lemon's hand slides down his shaft, sliding it slightly to the side as she traps it between her palm and his thigh, her middle and ring finger curling over the tip and squeezing as she rubs her hand up and down.

>>25507838
hipster? my dad listens to that shit too. he's a Marine in his late forties, not really the hip type of person.

>>25554247
>It's Anon's turn to groan as he feels his dick fill with blood, his hand squeezing Lemon's breast hard as he slides his other hand down her mound, a finger on either side of her lower lips, causing them to curl apart.
>He squeezes his fingers together, pinching the lips lightly between them. She's already wet, and his fingers are coated in the juices that ooze out.
>"Uungh... Shit, Anon." Lemon rasps out, her voice cracking on his name.
>She bites down on his collarbone, while her fingers curl around his shaft, jerking up and down erratically.
>Anon gives her breast another squeeze before moving his hand down to his waist, undoes his belt and pops the button on his jeans, sliding the fly down to give Lemon easier access.
>As he moves his hand back up, he switches to her other breast, pinches the nipple then palms it, squeezing.
>Lemon grunts into Anon's collarbone before she withdraws her hand from his pants, grabbing the waistband of his underwear and pulling them down to let his cock into the light.
>Anon flexes his groin as she does this, causing his dick to pop up and slap into his stomach with an audible smack.
>Lemon's eyes pop open in surprise, and she looks at his face gazing down at her with a smirk on his lips.
>She turns her head with a gulp, looking down at his crotch.
>Anon's not hung like a horse or anything, but his shaft is a little bit shy of eight inches.
>Lemon licks her lips nervously, sliding her hand around the base of his cock. Her fingers wrap around it with a little room to spare.
>As soon as she's got her hand around his dick, Anon hooks a finger into Lemon's pussy.
>It slides in easily, the slippery tunnel gripping his digit as he runs it firmly back and forth over the top of her vaginal wall.
>Lemon gasps. She doubles over with a moan as her grip on Anon's dick becomes like a vice.
>Anon grunts, pulling her back upright with the hand on her breast, and leans down to kiss her neck, alternatively nipping and blowing.

>>25528076
Kid Icarus had great music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH_adANFSl8
This one is great too.

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Techno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kkqnK6jaXU

>>25554528
>Anon slips another finger inside Lemon's pussy, continuing to slowly frig them in and out, occasionally flexing them this way or that, the tips digging into her walls lightly.
>Lemon moves her hand from your shoulder, bringing it up to her mouth and biting a knuckle to keep from crying out as her other hands starts stroking up and down Anon's shaft.
>Anon gets an idea, and takes his hand off Lemon's tit to a mewling protest.
>He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his iPod, plugs the earbuds that are still stuck in their ears and ques up a song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dm_5qWWDV8

>He then runs his hand back up Lemon's side and slips his hand between the buttons of her shirt and massages her breast.
>Lemon mewls into her hand as she jerks her hand up and down Anon's shaft.
>Pausing for a moment, she brings her hand up to her mouth and works up some saliva, spitting it into her palm and bringing it back down to Anon's cock.
>Anon's back straightens up as Lemon coats his shaft with her saliva, her fingers now gliding easily up and down it as she picks up speed.
>Anon pulls his fingers out of Lemon, again accompanied by her mews of protest, and hooks a finger in the waistband of her panties, pulling them down her legs.
>Anon lifts her right leg out of them, then continues to lift her leg, bringing it out from under the table and laying it down on top of it.
>Her leg knocks over a Ketchup bottle, but Anon ignores this as his hand runs up the length of her leg before plunging back in.
"Oh my God, Anon." Lemon whimpers into her hand as Anon pistons his fingers into her snatch.
>Lemon's legs start jerking every once in a while, a sign to Anon that she's close to the edge.
>Lemon tries to keep a steady rhythm up as she continues to run her hand up and down Anon's dick, but the little electric jolts that are shooting up her spine are making it difficult to keep coordinated.

>>25511209
>Though sargon speaks truth
Yeah, although his recent talks of "deprogramming" people is beginning to scare me.

>>25554895
>Anon leans down, kissing the hand that lemon has shoved into her mouth, and she moves it aside, cupping his cheek as he kisses her hungrily.
>At the same time, Anon plunges his fingers deep inside her and pinches her clit, which he's been avoiding up to this point, between his thumb and the palm of his hand.
>Anon wiggles his fingers inside Lemon, his thumb rubbing her clit quickly but lightly as her legs shoot straight out.
>Her leg under the table smashes into the bottom of the bench on the other side of the booth from them, but she doesn't notice as she shrieks into Anon's mouth.
>Lemon's hips twitch in time to her pussy clenching Anon's fingers, her hand gripping around his dick but her motion stopped as she rides out her orgasm.
>Anon's thumb continues to rub her clit lightly until her hips relax.
>Her leg that was on the table drops back onto it with a thump and rattle, and she sags back, her breath coming out in ragged gasps as she breaks off the kiss with Anon to throw her head back against the booth.
>"Dude, you fucker. That was, just, wow. I haven't got off like that in ages."
>Lemon turns back into Anon and lays her head against his chest, looking up with a tired but happy smile on her face.
>She continues to stroke Anon lightly, her fingers fluttering as she goes up and down.
>After a minute or too, her breath steadies and she looks up into Anon's eyes, smiling.
>"Your turn, dude." She mutters as she climbs onto the bench seat turning her ass away from Anon and laying her legs onto the bench cushion.
>Lemon leans over his groin, lowering her face over his dick. She absently reaches a hand into her blouse, clutching her tit and teasing a nipple as she kisses the tip of Anon's dick.
"Oh fuck..." Anon mutters.
>As Lemon pops his head into her mouth, her tongue swirling around it, Anon reaches over and flips her skirt up onto her back.
>Reaching around, he slides his fingers up and down her snatch, causing Lemon to mewl a bit.

>>25555298
>Lemon slips another couple inches down Anon's shaft, her tongue rubbing the side of it as it pushes the other side into the roof of her mouth.
>Her hand strokes the bottom of Anon's shaft with her thumb and two fingers, while her ring and pinkie finger curl up under his balls, pressing into his root.
>Anon lays his head back against the booth, his breath coming in short puffs.
>He slides his fingers against Lemon's pussy, eventually sliding his middle and pointer inside, making a patting motion as he drags them against the bottom of her walls every time he pulls out.
>Lemon moans a bit into Anon's shaft, sliding down further until his head hits the back of her throat.
>With a 'Gluck!' sound, Lemon pulls back off Anon's shaft, coughing a little.
>"Yeah, didn't think that was happening..." She shoots Anon an apologetic look, her face crimson from exertion and embarrassment, then slides back down.
>Lemon's tongue swirls around Anon's head, her hand picking up speed as she sucks on his shaft, bobbing up and down about an inch at a time.
>Anon picks up speed too, his fingers plunging in and out of her pussy as his breath starts coming in ragged gasps.
>He's close, but he can feel the telltale signs from Lemon as well as her pussy starts to shudder under his ministrations.
>Anon strokes his free hand down Lemon's shoulder, squeezing it lightly.
"I'm gonna pop soon, Lem."
>Lemon pulls off his shaft for a second, gasping for air. "Me too, Anon. Go for it."
>Anon grunts, a rushing feeling going through his brain as he pulls his fingers out of Lemon.
>He immediately pops his thumb in, the side of his pointer finger rubbing against Lemons clit as his thumb squeezes her vaginal wall right behind it.
>As Lemon starts to buck through her second orgasm, Anon goes over the edge. His first shot hits the back of Lemon's throat, causing her to cough.
>She pulls all the way off Anon's shaft until only the head is still in her mouth, sucking for all she's worth.

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>>25506071

The end of the world, my friend

https://youtu.be/GYjY98wMWkE

listening to peanuts music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aFWDWFMZoE

>>25555897
>Anon groans out loudly as he shoots his load into Lemon's mouth.
>He claps his free hand to his mouth halfway through, but that was loud.
>'Shiiit." Anon blanks out a bit as he jerks his hips, his dick thrusting a few inches into Lemon's mouth.
>His thumb pops out of Lemon's still shuddering snatch, but he keeps the presence of mind to keep rubbing a finger over her clit until her orgasm subsides.
>Lemon keeps swirling her tongue around Anon's head, sucking lightly to get the last of Anon's jizz out and swallowing a few times.
>She squeezes her nipple fiercely before pulling her hand out of her blouse, pushing Anon suddenly.
>With a squawk, Anon slumps over, and Lemon turns him so he lands on the bench on his back.
>She lifts Anon's right leg off the floor, swinging it up on the bench and clambering onto him on weak knees before she slumps down.
>Lemon nuzzles Anon's neck. "I think I'm gonna pass out, dude. That was fucking crazy..." Lemon trails off, and Anon can tell she's done just as she said.
>Anon throws an arm around her and the other across his eyes. 'That sounds like a good idea...' Anon muzzily thinks as his breathing deepens. He adjusts lazily to get more comfortable, then nods off as well.


Okey dokey yall. I'm taking a break before I continue. Gonna watch a movie and slay a turkey. Happy thanksgiving! I'll be back in a couple hours!

>>25556129
Aren't they still in the resteraunt?

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>>25556347
>nude
> only cover is a curtain
> noon or nazi bitch could come back
> again nude and loosing concuisnus

>>25506071
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA1n0V7LKC3CFy7vp9fm3NpB29F98uqzI

>>25556665
Wrong link. What a waste of dubtrips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oD1dWW4_O0w

>>25556129
>Anon wakes up to a hand on his shoulder, shaking him none too gently.
>"Hssst! Wake up you two. We're closin' in ten minutes and my manager's gettin' antsy about this booth bein' closed for the past hour."
>Anon recognizes the voice as Noon. He opens his eyes blearily to see her upside down face inches from his, red as a tomato.
>'Oh my fucking god, we fell asleep.'
>Anon lurches up, almost slamming his face into Noon's as she pulls her head back through the curtain just in time.
>His sudden movement upsets Lemon's precarious balance on top of him, and she squawks, flailing a bit before regaining her equilibrium.
>Anon blinks, trying to figure out how bad this is. From where he's sitting, he thinks he would have had the same view Noon had when opening the curtain.
>'Okay, Lemon was on top of me, so she didn't get an eye full of my Johnson, although, she could probably tell my belt was off and my pants were unzipped...'
>Anon looks down at lemon, who's blearily rubbing her eye. 'Skirts down, that's good...' As Anon looks further down, he notices that Lemon's panties are still wrapped around her left ankle, plain to be seen.
>Anon glares angrily at the betraying pair of briefs.
>Lemon catches the look, and turns to see what's got him so mad.
>Even without seeing her face, Anon notices the red creep up the side of her neck as she blushes furiously, patting her skirt as if to confirm the panties are, indeed, hers.
>"Oh my fucking god, dude, we fell asleep..." Lemon reaches down, sticking her sneakered foot through the open leg hole in her panties and pulling them up hurriedly.
"I know I know I know shit shit shit..."Anon mumbles as he helps Lemon clamber off him.
>They both take a few moments to make themselves decent, Lemon all the while cursing under her breath.
>"Who saw us, Anon?" Lemon looks over to you with a pensive expression on her face as she buttons her blazer the rest of the way up.

>>25556381
How does anon lose consciousness over a bj but can remain concious through full and complete coitus simply for the purpose of procreation?

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>>25557229
Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep! Meep meep meep meep meep meep? Meep meep meep meep.

>>25557062
"I dunno, I think just Noon. From what I can tell, she didn't see anything. Well, she probably noticed your panties, so I doubt we're gonna be able to convince her we were just napping in here."
>Lemon looks relieved. "Oh, Noon found us? That's good, she won't rat us out. She's my sister, after all."
>Anon pauses in buttoning his shirt up.
"Umm, did I hear you right? Did you just say Noon is your sister?
The same Noon that at this moment probably thinks we were fucking in here?"
>The blood is slowly draining from Anon's face.
>"Well, she wouldn't be too far off, eh dude? I think that was a pretty good session of 'everything but'."
>Lemon chuckles, reaches over and finishes buttoning up Anon's shirt for him.
"But, I mean, she's your sister...?"
>Lemon shrugs, pulling Anon into a passionate kiss.
>After making out for a few seconds, she breaks off and lays her head against his chest.
>"I warned her that if I finally got with you, she was gonna be the first one to know, and that I wouldn't be able to help myself. If she wasn't okay with this, we woulda never got seated."
>Lemon starts nervously tracing her finger on Anon's arm. "Umm, silly question, but, YOU'RE okay with this, right?"
>Anon ponders this for a few seconds.
"Well, there are a few weird points, and this whole school rivalry thing is going to piss me off endlessly, I'm sure. No dealbreakers, yet, though."
>Anon smiles down at Lemon's beaming face before he grabs her hand and pulls her along as he exits the booth.
>Lemon steers Anon over to the register where her apparent sister is standing, a look of apprehension on her face as she twists a cloth napkin in her hands.
>"That'll be fifty-five seventy-eight, kids." Anon nods, pulling out his debit card and handing it to her.
>Noon swipes the card, musing to herself. "I'm not sure what to charge for this last item on the bill, though."
>Anon looks at Noon quizzically. "What's that?"

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have fun horsefuckers

Others they seem so very nice,nice,nice....