*Phone rings at 2 A.M. on Saturday. >"Anon, hey, it's

>>25498854
how are we going to make 50,00 bits in such a short amount of time?!

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>>25498854
>putting someone who's not only the Princess of Friendship, but also the holder of the Element of Magic in jail
FUCK THE BAIL, I'M BREAKIN' YOU OUT

>>25498854
there are phones in equestria?

>>25498854
Have fun in jail, purplesmart.

And don't drop the soap.

>>25499099
DUDE

>>25498854
You're a princess, how are you in jail?

I noticed the lack of wings and thought, "What if this is Twilight before she went to Ponyville?"

>>25499172
Yep!!

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>>25499215
Then why would she call anon? She was supposed to be Moondancer 2.0 back then, remember?

>>25498854
I never understood the point of bail. Why would you pay like 10,000 dollars just to get out a little early when you still have to face trial and shit?

>>25498854
Couldn't you just teleport out?

>>25500533
This. Can any americanon explain?

>>25500543

Assuming you don't run away, you get the money back. It's certainly better than staying in jail while waiting for the trial to happen.

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>>25499099
>What do you need 50,0 bits for, Anon, and how are you going to pay me back?

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>>25499099
Looks like I'm going to have to whore myself to every mare in Ponyville.

>>25499172
Anon bribed the guards. He wants Twilight raped in prison. Also, for it to be recorded as well.