>"If you just wanted to have sex with Luna, Anon, you

>>25496271
What the fuck do I need condoms for. I'm not gonna get her pregnant nor get a magical STD from pony land you dumb horse.

>>25496303
>magical STD
The thought of this existing in their world scares me.

>>25496303
/thread

>>25496303
It's magic. All animals in Equestria are reproductively compatible.

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>>25496321
Imagine alicorn HIV, mutating from her to you.
Because you're not magic like her it works 4x as fast and powerfully, you'd be a vegetable in about a day if you're lucky

>>25496321
what if it was completely harmless and mundane.
like shooing rainbow colored cum.

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>>25496271
>I could have given you some condoms

Fuck no, I'm barebacking that big black ass.

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>>25496358

>>25496271

Luna apparently thinks coitus interruptus is good for her coat.

And your pony condoms are totally the wrong size, anyway.

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>>25497029
>Luna's ass
>big

>>25497095
>“Oh, I'll go extra small for you then, Anon.”

>>25497132
>What even is magic?
Do I have to spell it out for you?

>>25496271
But I don't want to have sex with Luna...
or you

I had a dream about sex with princes celestial once

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>>25498065
Tip top pun, anon.

>>25496271
The banana cream pie falls off your face slowly as your elephant trunk underpants blows a mighty bellow, as a disembodied audience laugh track plays in the distance, frightening Celestia, Luna, and yourself included.

>>25496271
The real reason I did it was cause I avoid condoms like the plague.
> something ponut

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>condoms

>>25496271
I’m sorry but the cumdumpster training needs to be done raw