>wake up in a large, dark and almost completely empty room

A blue towel, and a yellow-handle hatchet.
I guess I'm fine?

>>25492990
Which folder, OP?

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>>25492990
>holding my pillow in my left
>a LAN cable in my right
yeah fuck that, I'm running

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A 14" crowbar
A tape measure

Pic related is my face

This happens a dozen times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH9k646okTg

I use the tape measure to hang one body from the ceiling

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A bar and a wrapper
I might be able to hold them off a bit with the bar but the picture seems about right

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A giant blue d-20 and a pull back sunday school bus.
With the power of jesus and maybe a few nat 20's on my rolls i may get out.

If they're cannibals I should be just fine

>>25493088
I think OP implies they are human cannibals

A blue window and a yellow push broom.

Good thing I'm not a pony.

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A can of WD-40
I should be able to spray it in their faces and run; If only I had a lighter.

>>25492990
>Five Nights at Sweetie

>>25492990
A blue ballpen and a yellow ballpen.
Just dandy.

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>>25492990
>A blue bag filled with random papers
>A yellow anti-static duster
>mfw
"Come here, little fillies! Uncle Anon is totally NOT going to torture you with tickling before finishing you off with one hard hit of his heavy bag."

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>>25493279

My computer tower and a scuba diving regulator. Gonna choke a bitch

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>>25492990
A blue version of The Jungle Book and a yellow-ish ostrich egg.
Um.

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a can of pepsi and a bag of cheez its LETS FUCKING DO THIS

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>>25492990
A five dollar bill, and a yellow sheet from my college. Hmm nah, I think I'm filly food.
>implying being eaten by adorable fillies isn't my fetish

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>>25492990
>holding a towel
>and a lamp
bring it you little shits

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>toy bike in my left hand
>trash bin in right hand
...
atleast my pic is accurate

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>>25493731
>being eaten by adorable fillies is a fetish

>>25492990
>blue moon beer bottle
>lemon shandy beer bottle.

I feel like some gimmicky super hero.

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>>25492990
>drink coaster
>Apple Bloom plush

I accept my fate

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>>25492990
>wearing the same amount of clothes are you are right now
So, nothing. Got it.
>in your left hand is the closest thing to you that is "blue"
A ten gallon plastic tub.
>in your right hand is the closest thing to you that is "yellow"
A jug of detergent.

Fuck weapons. I'll hit a filly with another filly until they're all unconscious. After that...

Well, I AM already naked.

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>>25493981
Yes... Goooooooooood Anon~

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The top half of a pencil sharpener and a giant yellow chest. Ok i guess.

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>>25493155
>Not 5 Nights at Rarity's
>Implying her Equinequinns, recently modified into model-mares for Twilight's Scienctific curiosity and Rarity's business needs dont become active at night
>And Twilight wants somepony/someone to watch over them to observe their behavior when they (think they) are alone

>is wearing blue pants and yellow shirt
>doesn't wear underwear

Let's do this

empty 5gal water jug, and a half-empty fountain pen.

I've heard the pen is mightier than the sword. Guess I have 5 seconds to prove that.

>Cupcakes, anypony?

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>jeans
>ethernet cable
>mfw
Anal. And it's not going to be me receiving

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>>25492990
In my right hand, a heavily modified Nerf Maverick loaded with thumbtack darts.

In my left, a Trixie plushie with a tiny cardboard jetpack strapped to her back.

Not only am I not fucked at all, but I think I want a picture of this fight.

11th pic in my "miscellaneous" pony folder seems about right.

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>>25492990
>mug of beer as blue item
>beer opener as yellow item

At least I'll die drunk.

>>25494484
>getting drunk off one can of beer
You will die tipsy.

>>25494496
>implying being a lightweight is considered bad

I get drunk from maybe a few sips of whiskey so I save money for more whiskey!

>>25494496
Where did I said it was just one can?

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>>25492990
>Three different hoodies
>felt lined jeans
>my phone is blue
>my heavy duty flashlight
>mfw

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>>25492990
>Have paint pots on my desk
Well at least the pic is surprisingly related.

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>>25492990
>Shitty Iphone 5c
>Phonebook
>Fuck
>Call for pizza
>While little shits are distracted eating pizza I sneak out
>I steal the weakest of the group
>Rape until stomach inflates with cum

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>>25492990
A blue blanket and a yellow card.

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>>25492990
>blanket
>bag of cough drops

I'm going to die.

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>>25492990
A cup of water and a fucking starburst wrapper.

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>>25492990
A (used-to-be) white cord of headphone and a full bottle of bleach. Time to bludgeon and strangle horses to death.

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>>25492990
Blue scissor
Yellow legos

I think they just want the legos.