Give me good horse related 1 liners. I need a joke, because

>>25475968
what kind of apple does applejack like to eat?

A Macintosh

it's funny, because it implies incest and somewhat a little r63

>>25475968
>I need a joke
Have you tried a mirror?

>>25476045
ouch

>>25475968

OP, kill yourself for more bang for your buck.

>"But Anon, that's not horse related."
"Fuck you nigger. I do what i want."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

>>25475968
Where does King Arthur's horse rule? Canterlot.

Bonus points because you get to use a MLP reference without showing your power level. Try it. It feels good.

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>>25475968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80JN-kHsgAg

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>"I'm a little ho(a)rse."

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>>25475968
let me think for a minute, I'll probably get something filly wither without the help of my fellow Anons, of course. I'd hate for my jokes to be tacky or stable. I don't like beating a dead horse

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>>25475968
129 frenchies walk into a bar

Allah ack bar

>>25475968
How did the pony feel when he was sick?
A little horse

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>>25476435
>buck
>not horse related

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>>25477087
sorry if I'm making you a little antsy

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>>25477178
Oh, please; I've heard a skele-TON of these before.

>>25477214
But I got most of mine from the underground though. I met a monstrous faggot, who was flowery as fuck

>>25477273
Looks like you found a mirror

All the fillies froze to death? That's what I call a colt winter