>"I need your rock" >"If you know what

>>25471099
Yes.

>>25471099
I really dont..

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>>25471099
k

>>25471099
What's your pick today Maud?

Something smooth like a river stone, or a little rough like petrified wood?

I never understood your fetish for using actual rocks as dildos, but I'm not one to deny a customer of service.

>>25471099
you're divorcing me?

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>>25471150

>>25471099
You do know that kidney stones aren't rocks, right?

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>>25471099
i know what you mean

>>25471099
Yes
You need my rock.
Why would you assume I would not understand your request?

Alrighty, wash it before giving it back though

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YOU CAN'T HAVE MY ROCK

>>25471099
No, what do I look like some sort of jabroni?

>>25471099
when did you start asking?
just sit on the fun lap

>>25471124
>It took just three minutes for someone to post this

>>25471099
>"..You need my what, Maud?"
>'Your roc-'
>"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU NEED!"
>Maud cracks the most miniscule smile

>>25471099
I WANNA ROCK