Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
It's been generations since ponies first came to the Smoky Mountains, and if it hasn't been as peaceful as first hoped for, it's been well-lived in nonetheless. And somehow, at some point, other ponies joined the families - there's probably some further stories behind that. And despite everything, certain talents flourished in each group. Hereditary traits, or simply circumstances helping them narrow down their cutie marks? There's something for a scholar to study.
Twilight was more interested in getting her friendship schemes to work, though. Maybe she just needs to refine her data?
>>25450479
Previous thread.
The story board for S5 were done at the beginning of January and we're now reaching the point of seeing the final animation while the show resumed in April, three months later.
At the same time, we've just gotten the confirmation of the story boards on S6 finale being done.
De Lancie implies December while the story boarders imply March.
Why do they have to make it so hard to pinpoint the most likely starting point for S6?
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Kissing humanized Snip
>>25453857
I saw her "data" on the chalkboard. It's all pony gibberish to me, I don't know how she could refine it.
RainbowMilf
>>25453883
But how many foals?
Filly thread?
Filly thread.
>>25453888
That filly has a filly on its head.
>>25453883
it looks like something she would do as a joke, and then realize she actually looks good in all that stuff
bur
>>25453883
I'd that Dash so hard.
>>25453885Just a couple.
She may be Rainbow Milf but she's still as tiny as ever
>>25453898
Foal hat best hat
>>25453911
She is a little pony.
Thats alotta pony.
>>25453899
>"oh look. Im Rarity! Look at all these stuff that I put on myself just to look good! This red bag really matches my eyes and this neckl-
>" hey, I don't look so bad after all. In fact, I actually look pretty good. Thanks Rarity!
>>25453911
>she's still as tiny as ever
How terribly close minded.
>>25453874
But seriously there should be more anthro and or human snips
Part of me wants to stop doing this. What do you guys think?
>>25453952
I'm not sure what prompted you to start.I actually think Nyx is cute, too.
>people talking about Nyx
It's like I'm in 2011 again
>>25453927
Kill yourself
Rainbow Dashfeminization
>>25453967
>It'll never be 2011 again
>>25453970
AAAAAA misslink, meant for >>25453950
>>25453952
I vote you stop.
>>25453975
Making Dash feel pretty
>>25453982
I love that artist.
>>25453978
Hey man I just happen to like chubby and fat boys, just how like chubby and fat girls.I wouldn't mind a slobby Snips though~
>Hey there, goofball!
>Ready for our wedding?
>>25453998
>You wake up from your nightmare
>>25453998
You're not Fluttershy
>>25453857
>And somehow, at some point, other ponies joined the families
Or maybe not
>>25453987
Me too. I want them back
>>25453869
>Why do they have to make it so hard to pinpoint the most likely starting point for S6?
So they don't have to deal with tons of angry fans if there is some delay I would assume.
>>25454009
I feel like they stopped because they didn't actually think about where they want this to go
>>25454017
I just want to see him keep drawing.
>>25454003
>...Nonny? Are you okay?
>Can you still walk down the aisle with me today?
BetaZebra immigration
>>25454017
I like their interpretation of Rarity
Always with sex on the mind
>>25454027
>You wake up from your nightmare
>>25454034
That would just mean you're the one giving her away, that's not so bad right?
>>25454023
Me too. But it seems like its been almost 1.5 months since they uploaded anything
>>25454038
>Oh gosh Anon, I'm so glad you're here to escort me down the aisle!
"My feet hurt. There are too many normalfags here. When are we going to eat?"
>>25454027
>and then the parasprites proceed to eat fucking everything
>>25454034
>Hey again, babe!
>You decide where to go on our honey moon yet?
>>25454064
BEACH HONEYMOON
WOO
>>25454064
Oh god. It's like that thing where a guy lives two lives but enters the other when he falls asleep and can't tell which one is real
>You wake up for real
https://derpiboo.ru/963207
>>25454064
>You wake up from your nightmare
>>25454072
Fuck, I think I remember that one. Its with the paraplegic kid, isn't it? Can't remember the name though
>>25454075
Why would I want to marry my aunt?
>>25454080
Huh, the one I'm thinking of is with an adult man, so I don't know.
>>25454075
>You fall sleep
>>25454080
>>25454084
Is it vanilla sky?
>>25454075
>...or did you?
>>25454090
Chess pawn
I can't believe we have a fucking WRESTLING board.
I mean, we have /trash/ for that. Isn't that a little redundant?
>>25454093
I will at least pretend that I did
>>25454109
/asp/? It's been there forever
Celestia has banned all booping.
>>25454029
>the pasta market crashes for inflation
>all the maresget inflated by a healthy dose of 500 ml
>>25454080
>>25454084
I think you're thinking of Awake
>>25454118
DIAPER ME IN BOOTS, ROOGNA
>>25454121
Huh. Man, sometimes I should take a look outside of /vg/ and mlpg.
>>25454122
BOOP THE PLANET
>>25454079
>Time for you to pucker up, hubby!
>Mumumumumu
>>25454121
But until a few days ago wrestling was allowed on /sp/. Now it's banished to /asp/ because new moot got mad at sandwiches.
>>25454137
>you wake up from your nightmare
>>25454142
the qt bunniboi is always right.
>>25454145
>before you stands a morbidly obese Anon in a wedding dress
>>25454150
>its your reflection in a mirror
>Applejack walks in
>"My brother is waitin for ya."
>>25454150
>>25454156
>You wake up from your nightmare, becoming increasingly afraid that you've pissed off Luna.
>>25454145
well then which pony DO you want to marry?
>>25454165
>*dolphin noises*
>>25454176
Man, Anon gets all the good dreams.
I don't want to marry the ponies, I just want to have sex with them.
Is it too much to ask?
>>25454176
>You wake up from yoOUR NI
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>All you hear is a horrifying screech as the world animates rapidly around you
>You can't feel anything below your neck
>>25454195
I had a dream I was Big Mac just now, it was weird and now I don't want to go back to sleep
I was also being chased by something but I forget
>>25454196
Anon your parents really want you to have that wedding, you owe it to your family. And they don't care if she's a pony, they want grandkids already.
>>25454196
Yes.
Love the pony
>>25454212
that pony's not old enough.
>>25454218
how about now?
>>25454221
give it a few years.
>>25454221
Wait until the filly is eighteen anon
Then you can ram her to your hearts content
>>25454227
but the CMC have been the same age for 5 years, what gives
>>25454218
No pony is too young for pure love.
>>25454172
All of them
>>25454204
>you wake up from you waking up from your nightmares
>>25454233
Yes, but
>pure
is the problem here
>>25454243
>...Nonny? Are you okay?
>Can you still walk down th
>>25454243
And then the world ends with an exception and returns 1 because you're going all recursive Inception on its ass.
filly keeps asking me what fillylatio is and why no one will tell her
>>25454255
>you try to touch Fluttershy, but you're immobilized as you wake up from your nightmare.
>>25454249
Do you doubt the purity of my love for filly?
>>25454269
>*whinny*
>>25454294
>you beg inside your mind for Luna to stop, as you wake up from your nightmare
>>25454257
We are nothing but failing internal organs in the universe of a dogs mind, the dogs mind being the universe.
We gotta bleed out of every hole we have at some point.
>>25454285
No type of love that involves a collar can ever be considered pure
>>25454311
Filly is the one wo wanted to wear it.
>>25454090
IT'S A GIRAFFE!
Why are there so few weird creatures in Equestria? G1 MLP even had a genie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeWST3atz88
>>25454095
It's obviously a Bishop.
>>25454350
Because >humans
>>25454360
Humanoid doesn't mean human.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J24Kk03Ss8
Please stop staring at the ponies' butts.
[WAKE ME UP]
That other Anon was right, Wind Whistler is POTYAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKKhZ6aA9E
stallion is getting addicted to the smell of his own cock.
>>25454205
You were being chased by Cheerilee?
G1 Spike had an awesome singing voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCFRaonRW_g
>>25454432
hahahaha he sounds like a 60 year old chain smoking jew grandma
>>25454432
You joke about that, but I liked Charlie Adler's roles
How amorous is it for Unicorns to touch horns?
>>25454469
>Rarity's fantasies of touching horns with Blueblood were allowed uncensored on a children's program
And this is why s1 will always be the best season
>giving Earth Ponies or Pegasi magic
>they predictably fuck up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvUX2NbsLxE
>>25454478
I don't think Cadance and Shining Armor have touched horns(Or maybe I'm remembering wrong)
There are two types of MLP episodes.
MLP episodes, and Applejack episodes.
>>25454523
You forgot the third type, Johnny Test episodes aka Party Pooped
>>25454490
>I don't think Cadance and Shining Armor have touched horns
nigga, them touching horns is what defeated Chrysalis and her army in the S2 finale.
>>25454540
True, but that's only the tips!
>>25454547
That's like you and your mate rubbing your dicks together and saying that it's not gay because you're only rubbing the tips
>you will never be overpowered by an alicorn
>she will never force you to listen to reason
why live?
>>25454547
Just to see what it feels like?
>>25454569
>Still no proper Toki wo tomare edit.
Slackers, all of you!Yours truly included.
>>25454569
>>25454571
There is nothing wrong with Unicorns slowly rubbing their horns against another unicorn's horn.
>>25454587
remember, Anon, it's canon that unicorns can have spontaneous ejaculations of magic when they're excited
>>25454569
Ignore her and wait for the spell to drop, then gang rape her.
>>25454596
Teenage Unicorns wake up to find their bedroom scorched with nocturnal magical emissions
>>25454596
>sweetiesquirts.png
https://derpibooru.org/729031
unf
>>25454610
>>25454610
Why did the ponififaction drive stop?
I can understand making stuff for older movies/games/music fell out of favor since most of it is done already and most people don't want to repeat the same stuff over but why has it stopped for new content as well?
>>25454610
>Imagine pinkie pie watching you masturbate"Wow anon, I didn't know you wanted to be a dog girl! I met a diamond dog who really wanted to be a mare!"You like muscle and fat? Wow that's crazy!W-why do you have a picture of me with a human body and a huge penis?Anon, why do you have so many images of pony's eating other ponies? and why do some of them have them pooping out ponies?Wowee zecora I didn't know could fit an entire diamond dog in her dick!Wow, you really like human-pony feetYou masturbate to little fillies?You better help me kidnap one or I'll tell the royal guard you have foal pornography on your computer
>>25454622
>>25454641
the fandom is fucking ded
rip
>>25454641
I don't think it has, you just don't see it being posted everywhere anymore because its nothing new. People have seen it a hundred times already.
The Fallout 4 tag on derpibooru for example has 72 hits.
>>25454641
>>25454649
Finally. The day horse stops being trendy we can become the real horsemasters like we were in the days of old.
>>25454655
I never understood why people shit their pants so much over the fandom calming down a bit and being less in-your-face autistic.
I joined the fandom because I enjoyed the show and talking about it, and the show is still there and we have a confirmed next season plus a movie.
And unless literally everyone else on this planet stops talking about it, there will also always be someone to discuss the episode with.
>>25454650
>The Fallout 4 tag on derpibooru for example has 72 hits.
Exactly.
That's 72 pics worth of content for a game 7 years in making, having the entire FoE fanbase at its discretion and with a pretty long hype buildup before its release.
If you scroll through those 4 pages, you can see it's a fraction of that in reality when it comes to original ideas.
>>25454655
But I want to have a ton of sla...drawfriends producing fresh pony content fit for consumption all day, every day!
>>25454659
It's more fun always meeting new people who are into it and talking about the show instead of simply defending it from the same 5 arguments every week and waiting 7 minutes before someone responds with a single pic that has nothing to do with the discussion at hand.
Imo, anyone who'd be into it solely because of the fandom is long gone but liking the show and the fandom is not mutually exclusive.
It's just like good niché, or forgotten video games. The community is there and you can play the game but it will never be the same as playing the game during its heyday, even if there always is more content made for said game which is still as solid as ever.
>>25454659
As long as there are two people left on this planet, someone is gonna think somene's waifu is shit.
>>25454670
To be fair though, if you want to meet new people then going to the same place every day is probably not the best idea.
MLPG might be the best place to discuss the showand I will always keep coming here for as long as I still enjoy the show, but its far from the only place.
Qt fillies
>>25454672
That's why it's ore fun with a booming fandom behind your back.
You don't need to go out to make friends.
Friends come to you, so to speak.
Besides, most of the communities out there are secluded in the same way as MLPG.
You're trading one stable group for another.
Partially the reason why it's always so much fun when a new person comes by MLP from the other boards.
/mlp/ or MLPG, both sides enjoy such occasions more so than most of the annual celebrations.
The show will die in your lifetime.
>>25454674
>image.jpg
did you finally get that iphone, anon?
>>25454680
Not if I have to say a word about it!
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
>>25454686
Okay.
>>25454686
Make me.
>>25454686
But I was promisedthat if I watch the show until the end I'll be transported toanthroquestria where I will be apart of futa celestia's trap stallion harem
>>25454680
>implying we're not all sadbrains who'll kill ourselves in the next year
>>25454696
I never understood this kind of dark humor.
I can see why people laugh at it('s edginess) but are there really people who directly laugh as a result of it?
>>25454693
no, you'll just be transported to normal equestria
to go to anthroquestria you need to drink a few cups of bleach before each episode, 3 should be enough.
>just got into the show this summer
>I have barely looked at any fan content
All is good. I have everything at my fingertips. I'm not burnt out like the rest of you.
>>25454720I miss when I couldn't fap to ponies.
>>25454691
It's always bothered me how far back Luna's forelegs are in this picture.
>>25454723I miss when I could fap to real life humans
>>25454720
Oh wow, finally, someone who's newer than AppleDanWho's your favorite Mane6 and how much of the previous seasons have you caught up on?
>>25454720
>burnt out of fan content
Goodness, no.
Just the lack of specific kind of fan content that used to be abundant and isn't made anymore.
There's still tons of ponified things I will find and get a grin on my face, it's just there aren't any new ones about the new stuff.
That's the problem I'm facing.
>>25454729
Rarity.
I've seen maybe half of each season. I wanted to watch every single episode in the anniversary stream, but my body couldn't handle it.
The show's decline in S3 was really noticeable.
>>25454732
>Rarity.
MEDIOCRE.
>>25454740
I love dress horse
I like all of the Mane 6 and Spike, but Rarity is my favorite.
>>25454747
What do you think of this horse
>>25454740
>Shitting on Rarara.
Who's your favorite pony, chump?
It's her, isn't it?
>>25454720
you missed all the fun times
congratulations
>>25454750
no
it's this horse
you fucking plebian
>>25454752
Oh god, you're right
Now all he has to look forward to is fetishposting, fetishpost complaining, drawfag baiting, and racist wings
>>25454749
that doesn't look like a horse at all.
>>25454749
I'm more interested by that filename.
>>25454752
I won't shed any tears. We still have another season and a movie. Maybe I would have joined the fandom earlier, but one of my real-life acquaintances was an insufferable brony 4 years ago.
That turned me away from the franchise. MMC was my first episode, and it was a rerun on Saturday morning tv
>>25454762
>MMC was my first episode
I'm so sorry.
>posting goats and humans in a pony thread
your chariot awaits you
>>25454762
>"MMC was my first episode"
>never got to know a Twilight without wings
You have my condolences
>>25454762
>That turned me away from the franchise.
I don't blame you but at the same time you're a dink
>>25454762
I'm glad I missed how autistic people were before I got into the show.
>>25454701
Its a kind of coping mechanism.
>>25454762
>but one of my real-life acquaintances was an insufferable brony 4 years ago.
I feel 'ya, man.
I learned of the show back in early 2011 but didn't join in on the fun until late summer because of similar reasons.
I still miss the rabid ones on random forums over the net, though.
One didn't even need to visit /co/ as /co/ went everywhere with him back then.
>>25454701
You laugh because the alternative isn't very fun
Pony thinks that the other ponies simply just took two events and decided to accuse news ponies of not wanting friendship with zebras than actually caring about the zebras who were hugged.
>star citizen has 1 million backers and has raked up more than 94 million $$$
>still raking 20 K dollars every day
How, mlpg
why are people so stupid that they end up paying 100 Million dollars for vaproware
Meanwhile tides of numenera sits at a cool 5 million.
https://derpiboo.ru/71937
>>25454766
>>25454771
I don't like MMC. I don't like the premise, and I didn't like the outcome.
I got to watch Boastbusters on the same day, though
>>25454772
>>25454782
I should have just watched the show myself, to be honest.
>>25454683
Yes. No more ridiculous filenames and unstable browsing.
>>25454787
You can milk anyone with anything.
RSI doesn't even need 1/10th the money they made, there have been people who have made games in the same genre with less people and a way, way, way smaller budget
>>25454787
A good salesman sells you your own poop and has you come for more.
The guys in charge of it all have the salesman skills of Steve Jobs.
>>25454790
>I should have just watched the show myself, to be honest.
Better late than never.
There is no what should have happened. There is only what actually happened and that's what matters in the end.
Just make sure not to repeat the same mistake in the future.
>>25454799
>RSI doesn't even need 1/10th the money they made
I know it's not pony and all but I think these games attract the worst kind of people, the ones with a lot of time on their hands and a lot of money. I just read that when they released 200 2500$ (that's real dollars) spaceships on a limited sale, the javelin, they were bought in less than a minute.
LESS. THAN. A MINUTE.
What the fucking christ, man. How the hell are the developers going to stop people that payed thousands of bucks for their ships (and apparently there's thousands of them) from getting a huge advantage on everyone else?
Also, with ONE MILLION backers, what kind of servers will you need to get? Quantum computers or something? The opening day will be diablo 3 all over again.
>>25454811
>The guys in charge of it all have the salesman skills of Steve Jobs.
Honestly when I think about it, this probably was a good idea that got REALLY out of hand.
>>25454792
Yes. You also can't post transparent images/PNGs anymore.
>butt
>>25454787
But they hired Gary Oldman!
>>25454829
who the heck is gary oldman?
What if Spike told Applejack about his secret crush on Rarity?
>>25454832EVERYONE
>>25454847
no seriously, I don't watch movies
who is he
>>25454821
Huh, really?
I'm going to go do stuff until you guys start talking about cute horses.
Preferably this one or the smelly one.
>>25454905
Wow. That is retarded. Still easily a price worth paying.
>>25454905
Yes, really. iPhones are truly a marvel of technology.
Get a better browser or install a 4chan app. Assuming big brother Apple will let you.
>Today is National Button Day
Whats your favorite vid from this half of 2015, MLPG?
Obvious choice here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL9_8W8WdI0
>>25454914
What about fillies?
Fillies are the cutest horses.
>>25454915
Oh, you also can't post images larger than 2048x2048 apparently.
>>25454920
>USB 2.0
Why doesn't it die already?
>>25454927
>you also can't post images larger than 2048x2048
Did you mean iPhone wise or in here?
Cause the limits 4chan has are 4mb and 10000x10000.
>>25454935
I meant the iPhone, yes. Notice how all his images that were originally vectors are resized to 2048.
>>25454924
I don't watch pony vids anymore m8
>>25454918
It let me install furryfix. Doesn't look like that made a difference, though.
>>25454941
Same. I'd probably watch more if any were ever posted around here, but I'm not really looking for them nowadays.
>>25454924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjmDtZ9db2k
>>25454939
>Automatic resize
...good thing I am OPO master race...
>>25454943
>resizing files at an OS level regardless of browser
I will never understand why they do this or how people can put up with it.
>>25454927
>>25454939
I think it's iTunes treating images the same way i seem to remember it treating music: insisting on converting it to their one specific format to be allowed in. It did a lot of work 'importing' before copying them onto le phone.
>>25454955
Brand loyalty.
>>25454946
I never could get good at those rythm games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1zbGFGQTq0
>>25454925
>Vampire fillies will never bite you and turn you into a vampire filly
>>25454966
If you're not good at rhythm games how do you expect to properly pound your waifu's g-spot
>>25454955
Oh and i also noticed furryfix just reused the same file open dialogue as i got in safari. Which would naturally also give the same behaviour
>>25454957
Can you try posting a downloaded image? I'm curious now.
Also it it true you need to use itunes to transfer anything and can't even access the filesystem normally? fucking ew
>>25454957
Well, at least they're consistent in their endeavors.
They don't provide the best, they just provide something that's fool-proof.
>>25454977I want to rub my dick against her ass while she wear those diapers
>>25454976
Not him, but that's mostly true. I use the free version of copytrans and that lets me manage music without iTunes, but I can't access the file system directly.
>>25454976
This one was transparente.
>>25454987
...but it IS transparent.
>>25454987
Wow. It really is just iTunes being a fuck.
>>25454977
it's not so much consistency as it is imposing arbitrary limits
it's like trying to solve high-speed car crashes by replacing every car in the world with one that only goes up to 50km/h
>>25454987
so I guess that was the problem then
there's probably some other way to transfer your images without the retarded itunes restrictions
>>25454966
I wish rhythm games were still semi-popular
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixV_Mmz2eGE
>>25454996
Fuck off
>>25454994
Hopefully so. I will look at it after work.
>>25454996
>filename
>youtube link
A little inconsistent theregreat taste either way
>>25454970
bugpony x celestia is a decent ship
>up at 6:00
misery
>>25454976
Also i never tried accessing it directly. iTuned (ostensibly) just werkd so i went with that.
The filles keep calling me names
>>25454970
>Celestia wants to sleep with anon and be the little spoon this time
just imagine all those centuries of always being the big spoon
>>25454997
Transformation into someone with a less shitty personality.
>>25455000I like Gitartoo man too much to not bring it up when talking about rhythm games. And I also really like that pic
>>25454994
>it's like trying to solve high-speed car crashes by replacing every car in the world with one that only goes up to 50km/h
But you do achieve the desired effect.
No more high-speed car crashes and lots of saved lives as a result.
The trick here is that it's exactly what the system is about.
If you want to have the best at the expense of additional complexity and possibility of failure along the way, you simply get a different OS that allows it.
Feminize the DJ
Make her meek and polite.
>>25455020
>posting a transparent image is "complex"
>being able to copy your files over like you would a usb drive is "complex"
Oh fuck no. I'm not arguing with an applefag again.
>>25454996
>I wish rhythm games were still semi-popular
I think Acitivision Blizzard is preparing some sort of Guitar Hero revival so they might come back into the game in a few years.
>>25455027
Here's a nice article about the dumbing down of Apple.
http://www.fastcodesign.com/3053406/how-apple-is-giving-design-a-bad-name%22%22
The authors are disillusioned former Apple employees, too.
>>25454720
Jokes on you I've been in this general for five years and I'm not burnt out at all.The shitposting has always existed, people complained about every new episode and every new major development. Nothing has ever changed and nothing ever will until we crash and burn at the glorious end. Absolutely nothing can and will get me off this ride
>>25455027
Anon, I'm not an Applefag.
All I'm saying is that from the viewpoint of their design philosophy regarding software, it is consistent behaviour and makes perfect sense.
>>25455023
Unacceptable.
Rude and slobbish is perfection.
>>25455028
>Guitar Hero revival
>>25455034
Get those dorritos outta here
Is there any McColt fanart yet?
>>25455033
No anon. Consistent behavior would be keeping the correct formats across devices. Look at android for example, instead of converting your files to retarded formats it just lets you copy them over as-is and supports almost everything out of the box like it should (we're talking native flac and wav support here, even apple'so own aac is supported), consistency should not come at the cost of fun-
Fuck, I did it again, didn't I?
>>25455034
nah nigga
i want a feminine woman
>>25455018
Man, you know what game I miss? Bust A Groove. Mostly because I had a crush on Shorty.Still do.
The ponies all lift their heads as they spy anon cresting the hill. In unison, their eyes widen, their mouths open, and they begin to squeal in fear. The slowest of their number can't flee fast enough, and falls quivering at anon's feet, pleading, gasping for help from her now long-gone friends.
Quick, I need the image where Twi's being called a good girl and she's surprised.
>inb4 "kill yourself"
>>25455047
Eh. Not him but consistancy is doing the same everywhere. So apple is consistent. Consistently retarded. But consistent.
Consistently superoverprotecting their consumers to the extent that they apparently even try to neutralize imaginary threats like disparate image formats. And the mental burden it clearly must be for consumers to have more than one button to oress.
>>25455060
>anon just stands there with in irritated scowl on his face, several ponies clinging to his legs and crying into his pants
>>25454569
Off with her wings!
>>25454645
Hello, Sterling Archer, we meet again.
>>25455065
>>25455066
Better roaches, than flies. At least roaches have the courtesy to hide.
>>25455073
>Anon collects them up in his arms and deposits them at the hospital.
>"Every week," Notes the horspital director bitterly. "Like goddamn clockwork."
>>25455039
>>25455050
Disgusting.
>>25455098
You're the one missing out
There is a variety of bee native to Japan that has developed a novel approach toward defense: When a larger, more vicious wasp approaches to raid the hive, the bees swarm the wasp; not to sting it, but to hug it to death. The mass of bees atop the armored wasp causes the creature to overheat and expire.
This is how ponies defeat anons.
>>25455018
Transformation into a mare that educates that pony on drug usage.
>>25455105
>you will never be cuddled to death by a bunch of cute ponies
why live
>>25455100
I am missing out on nothing.
>>25455098
if you say so
>>25455106
Transformation into a cute mare dedicated to corrupting you.
>>25455118
trash
>>25455112
So you can cuddle a bunch of cute ponies in a safe and friendly environment with zero risk of being cuddled to death
Honestly anon it isn't that hard
>>25455121
Why won't you love me back?
>>25455118
I'm not corruptable
>>25455114
>that bottle
>>25455129
Well at least not in a way relating to drugs.
I'm totally down with being turned into a anthro mare with mouthnipples and a huge ponut.
>>25455132
What about it?
>>25455129
We have cookies, tho
>>25455132
>>25455138
you have no idea how many people actually die every year because of alcohol enema induced alcohol poisoning.
>>25455143
How many are ponies?
>>25455143
I don't, but I know it's dangerous because I watch educational shows like 1000 ways to die.
>>25455149
ponies don't drink alcohol, anon. They have salt licks.
>>25455155
>ponies don't drink alcohol, anon
Get away from me.
Ponies need to do this more, and act like ponies.
>>25455149
The more drunk they get the more clothes they put on.
Nobody knows where they keep getting them.
>>25455155
Yes, because unfiltered apple juice gets this kind of foam on it.
Minuette probably has the cutest laugh out of any character in the entire show.
>>25455170
>tfw no picture
>tfw therefore no foam
Well shit
>>25455171
I hate minuette. She looks like a total fucking air-headed bitch.
>>25454230
Exactly why they gave them just any ol cutie marks. It would be weird after 5 seasons
>>25455175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRoX6Yj4zas
If you hate this you're stupid and I hate you.
Pony is exploting your weakness towards ponies to get free things from you.
>>25455105
Humans are probably less susceptible to changes in body temperature than insects
>>25455187
What kind of things?
>>25455187
How can pony get free things from me if I have no money?
>>25455175
She's worst pony
A pony is fine too.
>>25455175>>25455202
Just because she doesn't let shit bother her and finds the positive side of things doesn't make her an air head.
Laughter as a coping mechanism for an awkward situation also isn't unheard of.
She also apparently got into the same gifted school for unicorns Moondancer and Twilight did.
I think how positive and light-hearted she is makes her a good pony role model. Not everyone can be a grumpy Bon bon or a stone-faced Maud. Some pony somewhere has to display the virtues of the happy pony society we were promised in Season 1 before we all became disillusioned from Merriweather episodes.
>pony
>>25455212
You had me until the last line
>>25453976
Its been a good run
>>25455212
Would this pony sleep with you if she saw you defend her honor on an anonymous image board?
>>25455212
>disillusioned from Merriweather episodes.
aaahahahahaha
You got me good
>>25455188
Hush, the ponies don't know that. Let them keep cuddling me.
You will never sleep with a cute pony.
>>25455219
The jab at Merriweather?
Someone pointed it out to me before, a lot of her episodes have background ponies who are jerks. Putting Your Hoof Down, Mare Do Well, Wonderbolts Academy.
I shouldn't have just targeted her though. I think the weird utopia concept a lot of us had about Canterlot in Season 1 has been phased out throughout the seasons in order to create more interesting characters.
>>25455222
I don't think Minuette is that kind of mare.
>>25455212
>Some pony somewhere has to display the virtues of the happy pony society we were promised in Season 1
Oh yeah, I mean, the very first episodes of the show were so light, cheery and Utopian.
Oh.
Yeah anon, I'm from the city. We'd like to as you about the zoning rights for this 'pony pit' your neighbors say you've been working on.
>>25455241
Dude the very first episode had Twilight being a total antisocial jerk
The next ones had Applejack and Rarity being bitches to each other, everyone ignoring Pinkie Pie when she tried talking to them, Dash being really harsh to Fluttershy during the dragon episode, and so on
>>25455234
So that means I'll be a pony and sleep with an anon?
>>25455264
>>25455249
Alright, I guess that was just a weird escapist head canon I shared with a few people.
Point is, there has to be a few really nice ponies or else their entire society would be as bad as the griffons.
>>25455274
I do agree with that, though
Minuette was such a lovable cutie
>Rainbow Dash receives a prototype robot pony from [REDACTED], and all she has to do is write them back, explaining how satisfied/dissatisfied she is, and where improvements could be made.
I wish I was a male diamond dog so I could go around and rape ponies.
>>25455268
>pony justice warriors
How many ponies have you bullied today?
>>25455299
Would it involve feminism at all? Because pony society already places quite a bit of importance on the females. A lot of them run businesses or the entire country. The males are mostly support or military.
If anything it'd be protection for the stallions. To not have their sheath stared at in public or for mares to back themselves up into their faces during estrus.
There's probably roaming packs of mares raping stallions once a year. Even the gay stallions suffer through this, unable to get any work done for weeks because their cock is constantly being squeezed and fucked by the line of pheromone-heavy mares following them.
>>25455198
Protein.
>>25455184
I hate this but you're the stupid one and I accept the fact that you're garbage.
>>25455296
I guess I'm okay with filly anon smoking.
>>25455338
That...that doesn't sound bad...
>>25455299
>not being a pony justice necromancer
Filly is getting addicted toyou.
>>25455380
Here's your (you), pony.
Now run along, I don't have the money for attention whore rehab.
>>25455338
>Not wanting to be raped by mares
>>25455338
>dare you enter my magical realm.txt
Snu snuthe big mares.
>>25455274
>as bad as the griffons.
Nothing can be worse than that OC town made to make Gilda look tolerable in comparison
http://i.imgur.com/0fqx7e5.png
>>25455430
Winking mare clits look like little panting tongues. I can't get enough of them.
>>25455234you will never wake up as a cute pony.
>>25455445You will never wake up as a cute pony sleeping with a cute pony.
>>25455457You will never have a horse daughter.
>>25455439
It's in good fun, Anon-kun. The face is kind of goofy, but it's probably modeled after Tack-sama himself
I would like to inform you that I woke up as a pony, lying next to another pony and I found out that I have a horse daughter.
>>25455472
then how are you typing this
>>25455481
with my tongue
>>25455482
unf
>>25455472
Congratulations!
>>25455482
you have a very dexterous tongue
I I I LOVE LITTLE FILLIES
THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOODbut seriously i'm a total fillyphile
their carefree giggly youthful charm just gets me so fucking hard
i can't be the only one here
who else wants the puffy hairless filly vag
Uh oh, MareAnon, GriffonAnon and DogAnon all have heart eyes for oyu.
>>25455504
cutest horse
>>25455507
This is the worst possible alternate universe...
>>25455504
SHAKE IT
SHAKE SHAKE IT
SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE
>>25455518
HEY YA
HEY YA
>>25455504
>>25455518
that's so adorable
Ponies should wear clothes more often.
>>25455536
Correct
>>25455528
ponies are a very adorable species
>>25455536
>Twilight will never wear a cute nerd outfit
why live
>>25455536
absolutely
>>25455546
I agree
what the fuck, disney
>>25455562
>mini and pony share bows
lewd
>>25455555
i wonder if rainbow dash is teaching scootaloo to be a terrorist and all-around cunt to everypony
>>25455562
>there's an alternate universe whereponies golt sold to Disney
>there's an alternate universe whereFightning is Magic didn't got canned
>there's an alternate universe whereFaust is still in the show
>>25455562
who is this "pony" that all the toys refer to
is it the same "pony" that you guys are always talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4h2yEetoRQ
>>25455573
pony is your little pony
UNFFFFF
>>25455571
Those are definitely not the same alternate universes though because Disney would have canned Fighting is Magic even faster than Hasbro, and would also crack down on everything else.
>>25455555
Ponies reading to ponies is the best
Pony wants a name.
>>25455573
Snowflake, of course.
>>25455589
I shall name her "Pony". With a capital p.
>>25455578
is it the filly daughter i've always wanted?
>>25455593
perfect!
>>25455594
no that's filly
>>25455594
No she's cranky and kinda older, but still cute.
>>25455588
Is Rainbow Dash reading to Twilight Sparkle the magic she'll need to kill Imhotep to get her eyes back?
>>25455611
??
????????
>>25455611
well don't keep me in suspense
>>25455618
No, she's reading a pamphlet titled "So you've become blind: this is how your life is going to be a living hell"
>>25455626
Rainbow Dash isn't the person that's up for that task.
>>25455640
Uhm, guess you're right: she would probably have problems reading more than 2 pages per day.
>>25455611
>>25455655
>>25455655
oh I looked up the rest
I was kind of hoping for stupid cutesy stuff and it got all dark and lame
>>25455640
Who else do you expect to do it? AJ? She can't even read!
>>25455536
Yes, but only some pieces.
>>25455678
>>25455687
Naah, AJ can read. Only problem, she would not be able to finish it due to laughing too much.
>>25455692
I wonder if DT ever makes her maids do demeaning things for fun
>>25455692
Sweet Celestia, what I'd do to those Maids.Make them clean my house of courseAnd then wild, unprotected wage....also sex, but that's another thing.
>>25455693
>>25455692
that maidpone is very underdressed
>>25455687
AJ would be uncomfortably blunt about Twilight being blind, and shove that fact into her face constantly. Knowing Applejack, she might think Twilight is weak and vulnerable, and needs her to constantly take care of her now.
Pinkie Pie just doesn't have the tact for helping out a recently crippled person, and couldn't empathize with them.
I think Rarity would be up for the job, or Fluttershy.
>>25455655
>>25455678
>Set up some kind of prank that involves getting hit with a tree branch
>upset when the pony you hit needs medical attention?
What was the plan even if it was Bic Mac?
>>25455719
laugh and walk away cause nobody cares about stallions
>>25455719
Hitting him on the penis and then rush to lick the wounds, of course.
>>25455722
>Shitty naga ponies eat up/create most of the new hypnosis material in the fandom
STOP
>>25455728
It has always been like this, ask the furries
>>25455712
>>25455728
I don't see the problem
>>25455742
>>25455752
This comic is painful to read, and not in a heart ache way
>>25455752
>>25455734I don't like it there either
>>25455743
I'm not intrinsically against nagas. I just don't like it when they're the go-to template for my fetish.
And all because they watched too much Junglebook as a kid.
>>25455761
Yeah
The concept is pretty cute, but the writing is fucking terrible
>>25455761
I never understood how Speccy became so popular. Neither his art nor the stories he told in his comics were particularly good.
>>25455713
Clothes that don't show horse's asses are rare. The cutie mark showing in this outfit is nice.
>>25455771
I like his art, it's simple and cute
>>25455728
I don't have a problem with that
What I do have a problem with is the lack of naga transformation.
>>25455777
Their clothes really do have the tendency to highlight the butt
>>25455802
hard to tell, it's where I look first anyways
I have no idea what this thread is about. I'm just here for the comic.
>>25455764
>>25455810
ponies, generally
SEND IN THE ATTACK PONIES!
>>25455816
most of the time
G1 unicorn eyes scare me
>>25455824
>>25455828
G1 scares me
>>25455812
flutterpank is cutest and andreaest ship
I haven't ponied in weeks. Have recent episodes been good? I might try and catch up today.
>>25455777
>are rare
Sorry. I forgot that dresses don't show the butt.
>>25455835
Has some great voice acting, though.
G1 Tirak is the most vile, and metal MLP villain, though.
Turning ponies into feral dragons is hardcore.
>>25455850
Hell yeah
>>25455837
and then they fucked
>>25455850
Yeah, they have been generally pretty enjoyable.
Just watch them in the right orderWelcome back Nobby
>>25455869
fucker won't update his art tumblr
>>25455862
>>25455837
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I've read the fanfic this is based on. I think it ended withPinkie leaving a note for FS and then the usual cookie cutter shipfic ending afterwards.
>>25455879
>>25454075Mom,I...
>>25455885
Well, ain't this a reminder from the past.
>Anon finally wakes up from his nightmares
>>25455885
do you think they will ever show a mare-mare relationship on the show?
>>25455828
Isn't that just one of the ponies with gem eyes that got replaced by the wizard?
>>25455908
They already have
>>25455878
I already told him twice I think, but its no use.
Nobby either does stuff right away or not at all.
>>25455911
I don't know. They just really creep me out.
>>25455924
>>>/trash/
>>25455859
>Turning ponies into feral dragons is hardcore.
and hot
>>25455920
they're a great pony pair
>>25455880
Sweet but Flutterpie is a pretty bad ship.
I mean, just for starters, you're shipping Andrea with herself.
Then you also get to the issue of Pinkie and Flutters being two diametrically different personalities and voilá, a crackship is born.
>>25455934
He didn't even have a good reason to turn Applejack into a dragon.
He just wanted something to pull his chariot.
https://youtu.be/xaQ7F58pK2g?t=173
>>25455869
Am I really that easy to spot
>>25455878
I don't wanna
>>25455984
I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO YOU LAZY SHIT
I ASKED YOU IN UTG TOO
>>25455949
Pretty much, yes. Pinkie is probably the least shippable pony out of the main 6.
>>25455950
That slap in the face. kek.
Are episodes on youtube somewhere, or do I have to download them?
>>25455990
yeah I think I'm just gonna nuke it
>"Hmm..apparently thesh are NOH gwrapesh.."
>>25455991
>Pinkie is probably the least shippable pony out of the main 6.
>>25455984
>Am I really that easy to spot
I just took a guess since I remembered that you mentioned not having watched pone in weeks.
Its also fun to guess who is hiding behind the anonymous name.
For example, I bet this is moo >>25455990
>>25456010
>For example, I bet this is moo
...who the fuck is moo?
I don't know who that is
I am just anon
How does she have such pretty eyes?
>>25456015
How do you have such shit taste?
>>25455938
This is 2cute.
Hug the old man
hug him
>>25455555
>Not posting the edit version
>>25456001
Should be on youtube, unless Hasbro purged them.
>>25456032
Man, miyazaki really is a sad man.
>>25456032
Is that the guy who said anime was a mistake. I want to hug him.
>>25455920
Rarijack is bestand hottestmain 6 ship
>>25456050
He's actually very tough and gruffy and hateful old man.
he's the grandpa of all grandpas.
If you tried to get near him he'd probably break your arm or something
for example, this is what he says about cripples who, in his opinion, annoy him just because they exist.
>>25456053
Thank you, Bizarro.
>>25456050
He put Otakus in their place, I don't know if the anime quote is legit or not
>>25456061
>he actually hates everything
well now I want to hug him even more. I've always thought the best way to make friends and bond is by hating things.Has he ever blown up on a group of weebs or anything? I want to see that.
>>25456077
it's true. I've been making these myself.
>>25456073
>normieposting
Celestia
>>25456069
Well then jackass who do you think the best main 6 ship is?
>>25456077
the anime quote is incredibly fake
>>25456073
>blue cunt, one percent below best pony
Fuck this, for this alone I'm gonna say its a shit chart!
>>25456116
>>25456131
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anime-was-a-mistake
I know, I know, the site is shit. Its still a better source than fucking nothing.
>browsing horse forum
>see this stallion and unf
>turns out its a filly and she is two years old
that is one beefy filly
>>25456109
rarity x rarity
yellow text gifs are fake, yeah. He does say he hates otakus and what the industry has become, though.
>>25456142
>These Memes of Ronda Rousey's Brutal KO Will Leave You in Stitches
The terrorists have won
>>25456157
strongfilly got her many dyed black.
>>25456183
>not smoking the good stuff
Lightning round: when did you start watching this show and has your opinion on it changed over time?
mares with thick eyebrows
>>25456181
>The terrorists have won
No, the memers have won
The terrorists are actually the good guys trying to eliminate the memes
arnold schwarzenegger looks fucking OLD
>>25456183
Can I buy that pone?
>>25456197
>began in late 2012
>opinion plummeted in 2013
>slowly rose back up to match my inital opinion throughout season 4 and 5
The magic returned
>>25456197
november 2010
I don't really care about it anymore
>>25456199
more like qt mares that happen to have disgustingly large eyebrows
>>25456199
mares with thickponuts
>>25456205She isn't real.
>>25456197
Season 1
I love pono
>>25456205
I will never see this as anything but Anon having his head stuck inside of a large Pinkie
>>25456225
Star citizen's ships aren't real but I can buy them anyway
>>25456233I don't know what that is
>>25456243
it's a space sim simulator that gathered 100 million $$$ trough crowdfunding we talked about it in the thread before, ctrl-f it
>>25456217
thick eyebrows and qt mares go hand in hand
can't wait for the canon redesign of the mane 6 with thick/dotted eyebrows
>>25456220pls no
>>25456197
Summer 2011, slightly lowered mid-S4 but has been constant since.
I enjoy a lot of the new episodes but there's also always the caveats with new writers or stupid concepts that ruin an episode every now and then.
Basically expecting about 4 MMDW/Owl's Well level episodes per season.
>>25456225
but can I buy her
>>25456061
>go ahead and die
It can't be helped
>>25456197
Sonic Rainboom.
No, I still like it as much as back then
>>25456127
>Literally die
>Yet Rainbow is still a cunt about her not dead turtle
>>25456197
Late S1
Not really.
>I'm a crime-fighter, Anon!
>>25456197
WWU
Yeah, of course.
>>25456293
What crime have you fought?
>>25456197
After RoH2
No
>>25456127
>House explodes and it's a tragedy
>Rainbow blows up a factory and no one notices
>>25456305
>Illegal booping and hugging
>Filly trafficking
>>25456197
I started watching in somewhere around February or March 2011. My opinion on it went down during season 3 and has gone up again since then, altough it is probably not as high as before.
I feel like there aren't as many low-key episodes as there used to be. Just simple stuff about friendship like Fall Weather Friends or Green Isn't Your Color. Lately too many episodes seem to be about one big event or another.
I also no longer read as much fanfiction as I used to, which was a significant parthell, perhaps the only partof what I enjoy/enjoyed about the fandom. I'm not sure why this has changed.
>>25456305
Have you not been watching the show?
She solved Dash getting framed fucking WEEKS ago.
>>25456319
good thing filly hugging isn't a crime
>>25456327
Pompadours are hot
Especially on Rararara
>>25456197
Lesson Zero was the first episode I watched with MLPG open.
My excitement has dropped a bit but I still love the show and being here.
>>25456327
And she was nowhere to be found when RD was committing actual crimes
Filter "factory"
Rara wearing snoots.
>>25456341
Hard for a unicorn to go to Cloudsdale, you know.
>>25456347
they're going to need a factory factory if RD keeps destroying them
>>25456353
I want to boople her snootle
>>25456353
Pinkie with her pet, Daddy Gator
>>25456347
Just like dash "filtered" that factory out of existence?
>>25456358
Yet Dash was still running the clock on the cloudwalking spell with her sob story
>>25456358
I was wondering for a second what that guy was referring to.
I should have known.
would you hug
an apple
Do you think they'll bring Merriwether and Powell back for S6?
>>25456341
>>25456372
do you ever go away?
>>25456381
why is that apple so shiny
>>25456381
I'd hug an appul, and or a YEEHAW
>>25456382
hopefully not
>pony
>>25456395
Why?
I mean, I would give you Merriwether and her general bleak view of Equestria but Corey's always been stellar and she handles Spike well.
How influential was Hotdiggitydemon in perpetuating shitty running jokes about the Mane 6?
Filly told the authorities that you tried to pony her without consent.
>>25456389
high quality and proper pone care
>>25456391
well do I have news for you
>>25456420
I can hug... both?
>>25456395
What's the problem with Powell?
>>25456197
Season 2, around the finale.
I started as a Ponk guy and I'm now a Fluttershy guy.
>>25456382
I liked this episode. It was weird as fuck though
Have you given your bushes all the tender love and care they need by hugging them once a day?
fact
Pony will explode if you don't cuddle them at least twice a day.
FACT
>>25456442
like the part where Rarity indulged in her hypnosis/transformation fetish
>>25456449
What if i cuddle pony all day every day and never stop cuddling pony? How many times will that count as?
>>25456463
Better be cuddling in a bomb suit.
Oh, Dashie. why are you so brooding?
>>25456483
>>25456483
>>25456483
>sometimes she dissapears for days at a time
I wonder what she does during that time
Shoo be doo.
Horse is ready for winter.
Are you?
>>25456525
All I need is her to keep me warm.
>>25456519
Napping.
>>25456522
Don't give them ideas for S7... heh.
You can't just fuck a mare.
>>25456525
I don't know.
Would you go to a G1 pony party?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcMHYVhxc3w
>>25456197
Episode 4
Nah, I've thought the seasons are all the same on average, save 3 which was sort as shit. Magic never left, I love pone, always will.
>>25456554
such a sleepy pon
>>25456519
Probably running her Splinter Cell Organization
feel the warm alicorn milk dribble down your chin
Celestia shifts slightly and asks if you want more
her rosy pink teats drip too
>>25456657
Cadance's milk would taste better
>>25456674
>>25456674
>>25456674
To arms!Legs?
>>25456073Applejack. Ha.
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.