Marital Problems Thread #27

>>25453599
In fairness, a second writefag has just gotten started.

>>25453599
Good double.

Working on more Twilight at the moment. Should have a new dump out before I go to bed.

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>>25453643
Praise Jesus!

>>25453713
>>25453643
>For the first time in almost a month, you left your study.
>The rest of the castle you called home seemed so alien to you as you walked about it, searching for signs of your missing husband.
>You searched the bar.
>You searched the kitchen.
>You searched the bathrooms.
>You even looked under the furniture.
>Still, there was no clue of his whereabouts.
>A sigh escaped your lips as you hung your head.
>Maybe you were just overthinking this.
>He probably just was out all night with Big Mac and Lyra.
>He’s probably upstairs sleeping off a hangover.
>...why didn’t you check the bedroom first?
>There was no time to beat yourself up over your lack of common sense, though.
>You quickly made your way upstairs, making a beeline for Anonymous’s bedroom.
>You felt like you got stabbed in the chest as you came to a halt before the door leading into what you also used to call your bedroom.
>All this room did was bring you pain.
>Not because anything bad happened here, but because of all the good things that happened in there.
>All those nights you spent together with Anon.
>All those intimate experiences, including your first time.
>It was in this room that the two of you stopped being friends, and became lovers.
>All this room did was remind you of how good you had it, and it just made it much more difficult to push Anon out of your life.
>It was for the best… but, it didn’t change the fact it was torture

>>25453781
>Steeling yourself, you opened the door just enough so you could peek inside.
>...he’s not there?
>You pushed the door out of your way and trotted inside, glancing about.
>Nothing.
>A disappointed sigh escaped your lips.
>He’s not here.
>You made your way over to the still messy bed and plopped down on it, burying your face in your hooves.
>Why in Celestia’s name were you doing this?
>This was what you wanted, right?
>You wanted him to move on, that’s why you pushed him away.
>You were finally free. The last mortal individual in your life was gone.
>It pained you to know one day you’d hear news about your death, but it wouldn’t hurt you nearly as much.
>You knew without a doubt it’d be much better than watching those you care about slowly die one by one.
>So why did it hurt so much that your efforts have finally paid off?
>You looked over towards the nightstand beside the bed, where a picture sat.
>Grabbing it with your magic, you brought it over to you and examined it.
>It was a picture you took at one of Pinkie’s parties a couple days after you and Anon started dating.
>You and Anonymous were holding each other, surrounded by your friends, enjoying yourselves.
>You were smiling like everyone else was.
>You were actually happy.

>>25453787
>A drop of moisture dropped onto the frame, followed by another, and another.
>It took you a few moments to realize they were tears.
>You were crying.
>You began to choke up as you buried your face in your hooves.
>You just wanted your old life back.
>You wanted things to be the way they were before Celestia took it all away from you.
>Just because she wanted you to be by her side for the rest of eternity.
“WHY?!”
>You lashed out, throwing the picture into a nearby wall.
>You heard the sound of glass shattering as it impacted, the picture frame breaking apart from the blow.
>All you wanted was to be happy.
>To not have the thought of watching all your loved ones dying while your body remained as young as it is today weighing down on your mind.
>You just wanted to be rid of this curse, to have these wings to be taken back.
>You beat your hooves against your skulls, as if it would answer your question.
“WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WH-”
>”Twilight?!”
>You froze as you heard Anon’s voice ring out.
>You shot your head towards the source of his voice, spotting him standing in the doorway, his face showing a mix of concern and surprise.
>You didn’t even know what to think, or what to say.
>You were too emotional to do any of that.
>The only thing on your mind was how much you wanted to be with Anon.

>>25453791
Feels, incoming!

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>>25453791
Oh god.

>>25453791
This is the best.

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>>25453791
Oh shit what gonna happen next!

What are the protocols for bumping?

>>25453791
I can't help but wonder why the fuck did celestia tell Twi about her immortality so soon. She's still young by pony age I presume so why couldn't she just wait 10, 20, even 50 years to tell her when she matured?

>>25454936
Cause she is a dick, I guess?

Maybe she did it to get it out of the way.

>>25454936
You know it's fucking obvious, right?
The only thing she has to connect is how old Celestia and Luna are.

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Here I am, still waiting for Without to end his story
Hope never dies
r-right?

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I've been a real shit and haven't updated. I'll get a pastebin and an update fixed up for you guys later today. Here, have something happy, before I break your hearts.

>>25453791
>You are Anonymous.
>Your breakfast went well enough with Lyra.
>Salty seemed happy enough about your decision, even gave you free beer on the house as a way to congratulate you.
>But, you decided to cut things short.
>You wanted to get this over and done with.
>You didn’t want it weighing down on your mind.
>You weren’t expecting this, though.
>You weren’t expecting to see your wife crying on your bed.
>You weren’t expecting her to actually regard you when you called out to her.
>You certainly weren’t expecting her to tackle you to the ground and to almost choke you with her grip as she hugged you.
>”A-Anon! I-I’m sorry!”
>She was barely getting the words out in between her choking sobs.
>“I-I’m so, so, so, s-sooooo sorry!”
>That was all she could get out before her sobs intensified.
>You really didn’t know what to think, or what to feel as you wrapped you arms around the mare, giving her a comforting pat on the back.
>This wasn’t the cold, neglectful mare who hid in the cave she referred to as her study all day long.
>This was your wife.
>Your fragile, emotional wife.
>The mare you had fallen in love with.
>The day you began the process of divorcing her, she decided to come back.

>>25456168
Oh, I can't really see where this is going.

>>25456168
>Why?
>Why the fuck didn’t she do this a day earlier?
>Why did she have to wait till after you finally decided you were done?
>Why the fuck did she have to wait till after you fell in love with someone else?
>You thought things would be simple.
>You would come here, get the paperwork signed, and move on with your life.
>Why couldn’t shit have been that simple?
>You felt as if you were stuck between a rock and a hard place.
>On one hand, you loved Lyra.
>She was there for you whenever Twilight wasn’t.
>Every step of the way, she was there to comfort you whenever Twilight’s neglect got to you.
>On the other hand, you still loved Twilight even if the past several months put a massive strain on your relationship.
>Had she stayed the same neglectful wife she has been for the past almost six months, you would’ve been gone by now.
>But here before was not the cruel beast who occupied your wife’s body for so long.
>This was the mare you had fallen in love with, here in the flesh.
>Doubt was beginning to set in.
>So did remorse and guilt.
>Why didn’t you just wait until after the divorce to fall for Lyra?
>That would’ve made things so much easier.
>You wouldn’t had to choose that way.
>You wouldn’t have had to hurt anybody.
>That’s the only way this is going to end.
>With somebody getting hurt, and you didn’t know who.

>>25456168
No clue what Anon is gonna do. Keep it up writefriend.

>>25456376
>Inb4 he still divorces Twilight, but tells Lyra that he fell in love for someone else, someone more brotier, and with a better hair, than her.
>Prince Blueblood.

>>25456433
>"Anon, you have to choose one of this!" Twilight shouted at you.
>Lyra nodded in agreement.
>"Choose, Anon!" the mint green unicorn goaded you.
>You really didn't need to think about it.
>The choice was so obvious.
"I choose..."
>Both of the mares lit up, eagerly waiting for you to finish your sentence.
"...Blueblood!"
>"Wait, what?"
>The front door was kicked open, and in strolled Blueblood, wearing a wedding dress and a bitchin' pair of shades.
>"Sup plebians?" he greeted the two mares, before turning to you. "Hop on honey, we're going to White Burger!"
"Fuck yeah!"
>You hopped onto the stallion's back, and the two of you rode off into the sunset.
>It was revealed after remembering who you were after eating some glorious White Castle you were actually Neil Patrick Harris this whole time.
>And that you preferred the glory of horse cock over horse pussy any time of the day.
>And then you fucked.
>The end.

>>25456376
>Oh wait a second, you did know - Twilight is the only one who deserves the pain here. She should have been more openly communicated and now she has to pay the consequences.
>Anon then tells her he is getting a divorce, hands her the papers, and goes on to live a happy and fulfilling life with Lyra.
>The two have sex at least 3 times every day until they die.

>The end

Anything else and I'll be very sad

>>25456489
No, Anon/NPH chose Blueblood, remember? They're getting married at White Castle.

>>25456471
This is my ending.

>>25456376
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>It felt so good to hold Anon.
>It’s been one hundred and twenty three days since you last enjoyed this feeling.
>You noticed with a light blush that Anon’s clearly been working out quite a bit.
>His muscles were… huge!
>...how long has it been since you actually even looked at your husband?
>You couldn’t stand watching him die, but you couldn’t stand pushing him away either.
>You had to make a choice, and it was a pretty obvious one.
>You wanted to be with the one you love.
>You took a deep breath, trying to regain your composure so you could do more than choke out apologies and cry.
>The tears will still running down your cheeks, but at least you could talk now.
“A-Anon, really, I-I’m sorry. R-really. I’ve been a horrible w-wife to you for these past hundred and twenty three days.”
>You gave him your best smile as you affectionately nuzzled him.
>You needed to make up for everything you’ve done to him in the last almost six months.
>You would shower him with love, kisses, and affection for as long as the two of you were together.
>He needed to know how much you loved him, how much he meant to you.
>But… as you looked at him, you realized his expression wasn’t what you were expecting.
>He didn’t look happy, or anything really.
>He just looked… conflicted.
>It was then you noticed the papers that were spread out across the ground beside him.
>Your heart dropped when you saw the heading of the front page.
>’Petition - Marriage/Domestic Partnership’
>You felt your blood run cold as you remembered what these papers were for.
>No…

>>25456738
“NO!” you cried out, “YOU CAN’T! I’M SORRY ANON! LET ME EXPLAIN EVERYTHING! I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU, I SWEAR!”
>You held onto him, gripping him tightly, afraid if you let him go, you’d never see him again.
“DON’T LEAVE ME! P-PLEASE!”
>As you begged your husband not to leave you, you felt the sobs begin to start up again.
“I-I LOVE YOU! D-DON’T MAKE ME BE A-ALONE!”

This is what happens when you let emotions make you do dumb shit.

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>>25456744
Well gee, I like the feels and all but now I'm a bit more concerned about my green. Hope I can live up to these feels. It's so different from what I normally do, how do you guys deal with all these sad endings?
I'll be home in about 40 minutes to start working on my story again.

>>25456834
I love sad endings more than happy endings, because they seem more realistic.

>>25456834
I like both as long as they're well written.

>>25456834
I don't enjoy sad endings at all. Melancholy endings have their place but said for the sake of sad do not. Happy endings, or better yet continuings, are the bestest.

>>25456873
>>25456927
Bittersweet is always the best. Clear endings to whatever the problem is with a tinge of positivity do my heart good.

>>25457436
Ech I can't spell today. *Sad endings for the sake of being sad, are not to my liking. Melancholy can be ok.

>>25457436
Eh if a story calls for sad end give it a sad end. Even bittersweet ending are more sad than happy hence the name.

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>wanting, hoping, or expecting happy endings in Despair General
>pic related
I, for one, savor the misery.

Does anyone have any interest in seeing this continued? It never seemed like many people were following it back when it was being written, but I'd kind of like to get back to it.

Mrs. Cake is best milf.

http://pastebin.com/tgJg0HUJ

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>>25457792
>Does anyone have any interest in seeing this continued?

I was disappointed when you disappeared.

>>25457792
Write fagget, write.
I was wondering where you were some days ago.

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>>25457792
was continuing your story part of your plan?

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>>25457792
Jeff you little shit, finish this, and the traps, k?
Alright you da bes.

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>>25456744
>“I-I LOVE YOU! D-DON’T MAKE ME BE A-ALONE!”

>>25457550
If I have to read another, "Anon dies, ponies are sad." fic, I will personally bully every writefag I see.

A

>>25459477
>FUCK.
Why am I so fucking retarded?

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Going to sleep, have a wonderful night, people. Stay based

>>25459112
pls no bully )^:

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>>25455197
> Mfw last standing Anon wants the story.

>>25456744
Hurt me Moar.

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>>25460351
Come back soon Without.

I'm already done with everything at work, since they forced me to start early on everything because of a health inspection that never came. Expect updates soon.

>>25460351
Fucking write, you faggot.

>>25460351
what >>25460594
>>25460691
said

>>25460691
I have a MIGHTY NEED for green...

>>25456744
>You are Anonymous.
>You wanted to be angry.
>You wanted to treat Twilight as coldly as she has for the past almost six months.
>You wanted to call her out on the fact that she hasn’t given you the time of day since you initially tied the knot.
>You wanted to force her to sign the paperwork so you could get out of here, be with the new mare in your life, and move on with your life.
>But you couldn’t, not seeing her like this.
>The moment you laid eyes upon your broken wife, begging you to forgive her and stay with her, you lost all of the nerve you built up to get you to this point.
>You needed to get out of here, you needed to think about this.
>Your emotions were tearing you apart on the inside.
>You were not in the right state of mind to make any decision.
>Nor were you in the right state of mind to deal with the situation you found yourself in.
>There was only one thing you could do.
>Run away from your problems.
“INEEDTOGOSOMEWHERE-!”
>You pushed away the mare and jumped up to your feet, before sprinting out of the room.
>”Wait, Anon! Where are you going?!” you heard Twilight call after you.
>You stopped dead in your tracks, and looked back towards the mare
“I have to go return some tapes.”
>Before she could ask you what the hell you were talking about, you bounced, leaving the castle as swiftly as possible.
>You knew that running from your problems was a very bad call, and would just lead to more issues down the road.
>But you knew you’d cause even more trouble to yourself if you didn’t give yourself time to clear your head.
>Your heart yearned for both Lyra and Twilight, and you couldn’t make that decision at the moment.
>You wished you could choose to be with them both, but you knew that was out of the question.
>Open relationships didn’t work out well, unless you were a kek, of course.

>>25460858
>A disheartened sigh escaped your lips as you stopped running and slowed to a casual walk.
>You needed guidance, wisdom from a neutral source.
>Your usual sources of wisdom wouldn’t do you much good.
>Lyra would obviously be biased towards herself, and would probably be pretty pissed off if you started having second thoughts at this point.
>Big Mac and Salty would also be biased towards Lyra.
>In fact, pretty much everybody would be biased towards Lyra, since everybody that knew all three of you were pushed out of Twilight’s life.
>That only left one option.
>Blueblood.

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>>25460351
>last
>implying
I will end you if I don't find out just how much twi fucked herself out of a marriage.

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>>25460858
>having to choose between my waifu and my favorite of the Mane6
Why must you hurt me this way?

>>25460905
>ever questioning whether to choose your waifu or someone else
I got news for you, she ain't your waifu if you ever have to think about that.

>>25460858
>ran away

Yeah, saw that coming.

>>25461183
Hey. Psst. Guy. Hey. Yeah you. C'mere...
No bully.

>>25461183
this is a no bully zone friend

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I'm back.
https://pastebin.com/NW77DG4A

>"Here we are! I know it's not much, but I cleaned it up nicely!"
>You looked around the room.
>Minimum furnishing, which was a bit unlike Rarity.
>Still, you liked it. It wasn't overbearing or anything.
>Sweetie Belle walked into the doorway, yawning.
>"Why are you two talking so much? I'm trying to sleep."
>You lurched over into the bed and sat down.
"Like I said before Sweetie, grown-up stuff."
>"I'm a big girl now! What are you guys talking about?"
>Rarity wraps her hoof around her little sister.
>"Now Sweetie, if we told you I know you'd go gossiping about it!"
"Yeah, you kinda take after your big sister."
>Rarity scrunches up her nose, "Well... yes, I suppose she does."
>"Well Mr. Anon, if you wanna come hang out with us you can!"
>She sticks her tongue out, "Scootaloo has a special surprise for you!"
>You blinked and looked at Rarity.
"Is it just me or does that sound really bad out of context?"
>She nodded, "Very."
>"Aw come on! We were just gonna do, uh... pegasus stuff?"
>You shot her a questioning look.
>"Fine, Scoots wants to set you and Rainbow Dash up on a playdate."
"What."
>"What?!"
>You and Rarity had the same expression on your faces.
"You... know I'm married, right?"
>"Yeah? It's just a playdate, it's not like you're actually going on a date with her."
>Right, kids were weird.
"What brought on this idea anyway?"
>She kicks her hoof and smiles sheepishly, looking up at you with big innocent eyes.
>"Well, Scoots says that Dash talks about you an awful lot Mr. Anon!"
>You couldn't say no to those eyes.
"Fffffine. I'll go to your tea party or whatever you have planned."
>"YAY! Meet us at the clubhouse in the morning, you know where it is!"
>How could you forget?
>They once used you to try and get their "Scientist Cutie Marks."
>You couldn't walk right for a week.
>Fucking anal probes. Where the hell did they even get those things?

>>25461507
>Sweetie Belle went back to bed and left you and Rarity alone.
>You kicked off your shoes and rolled over into bed.
"Thanks for letting me crash here, by the way."
>"It was no trouble at all dear! Though, I am a bit worried..."
>She leaves for a moment, and returns with her cat.
>"You seem a bit... down on yourself, and I feel it's best to leave you with a companion!"
>She sets Opal down next to you.
>Much like Angel Bunny, Opal was kind of a bitch.
>Though Opal has a much more high-stress environment, Angel has no excuse.
>Also like Angel, Opal enjoyed your hands.
>Rarity said that the only pony Opal ever really tolerated was Fluttershy.
>Guess you're just good with animals.
>Or they're starved for belly rubs.
>Opal would always lick you and rub herself on you to get your attention.
>You pulled her in for a hug and scratched her ears.
>"I'll never understand how you do it."
"I mean, I used to work as a vet before Pinkie enlisted me into the baking business."
>"I was being facetious darling."
>It was part of the reason you met Fluttershy in the first place.
>Aside from the whole being married to Pinkie thing.
>You were never the best with people, but animals seemed to like you.
>You weren't a shut-in like Fluttershy, but you weren't a social butterfly either.
>You mostly kept to yourself, and worried yourself away in your thoughts.
>It was Pinkie that brought you out of your shell.
>She was very hard not to love.
>It was just hard to love her as much as she loves the world.
>You nodded off to sleep as you thought about how you came to be here.
>It was kind of a hassle, but you wouldn't trade it away.

I had to pick a really awkward time to start a new story and I feel bad for not updating as often as I'd like. On that note, things pick up from here. Things are also about to take a turn for the worse.

>>25460858
>>25461183

I'd run away, too. Literally because I'm lazy as shit and don't feel like expending mental energy to solve tough problems.

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>>25461183
This.

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>>25456744

>>25460870
>You are Blueblood.
>Prince of Equestria.
>Nephew of Celestia.
>Self-made millionaire.
>Well known jackass.
>Little known bro.
>Living up to all those titles took a lot out of you, and there was nothing that you enjoyed more than that glass of Applejack daniels at the end of the day.
>You could afford much finer, but not everything needed to be expensive to be enjoyed.
>You weren’t one of those buffoons who got off on spending large sums of cash on overpriced items just because you could.
>A thirty bit bottle of whiskey did the same job a thousand bit bottle of whiskey did.
>Somebody cleared their throat behind you, pulling you away from your thoughts and back to the real world.
>”Prince Blueblood, Prince Anonymous-”
“Let him in,” you said, waving away the guard.
>There was a moment’s pause, before the trotted off.
>You heard the unique footsteps of your friend and fellow prince as he entered the room.
>”Blueblood.”
>You turned around and faced the man you considered the brother you never had with a smile.
“Greetings, Anonymous.”
>You grabbed a clean whiskey glass, threw in a few cubes of ice, and brought it over to you, pouring some Applejack Daniels into it.
“I would offer anyone else the drink first before actually pouring it out, but I know I don’t need to ask you of all po- err… people, if they want some liquor.”
>You flashed him a smirk, as he laughed, taking the ball busting in stride.
>He took the glass off of you, before taking a small sip from it.
“So, it’s not everyday I have the pleasure of your company, especially unannounced. What brings you here, Anonymous?”

>>25460858
>unless you were a kek, of course

word filter be damned. Gave me a kek tbhfam

>>25462049
>The happiness on his face quickly faded as he took another drink.
>”I have come here for advice.”
>You raised a brow at his answer.
“Unusual. You have so many ponies in Ponyville who would be able to help you in the advice department.”
>You took up a thinker’s pose as you continued speaking your mind.
“That must mean that the advice of those many ponies isn’t suitable for your issue, and since you probably aren’t here to seek advice on business related matters, you must be here for advice regarding Twilight.”
>He raised a brow at your statement.
>”How did you…”
>You chuckled.
“Why else would you come all the way out here for advice, Anon? You need advice from an unbiased source untouched by your relationship issues.”
>He chuckled.
>"You're pretty good."
>He made some sort of sign with his hand as he said this, but you had no idea what he meant by it.
>You motioned him to speak.
“Come on, out with it, Anonymous.”
>He hesitated for a moment, but did as you requested.
>”My wife who’s been missing for almost six months has finally returned, and now I’m stuck choosing between the two mares I love. Everybody in Ponyville is biased towards Lyra, so…”
>He looked your way with a questioning glance.
>”I was hoping you’d have an opinion that’d actually be useful to my plight.”

>>25462049
>unless you were a kek, of course

Thanks word filter.

>>25462080
>You gave him a look.
>Your answer was obvious, and you were sure he knew what you were going to say.
>Your friend might’ve been an alcoholic who did a lot of idiotic things, but he was no fool.
>Still, he was expecting an answer. Even if it was obvious, you had to say it.
“My answer is as simple as it is obvious, Anonymous.”
>You leaned forward as you peered into his gaze.
“You love Lyra, and you love your wife, who has decided now was the perfect time to start acting like a wife again. You don’t know which one to choose. Which one you love more than the other. Which one you want to hurt the least.”
>He flashed you an annoyed look.
>”I came here for advice, Blueblood, not to be told what I already know.”
>You glared at him.
“I’m getting there, you buffoon! Let me speak.”
>You calmed down as he motioned for you to continue.
“Right… so… here’s my answer. You need to stay married to Twilight, and you need to take Lyra in as your mistress. That way you can have both of them, and your reputation, as nonexistent as it is, will be unharmed by your decision to divorce a beloved princess.”
>You weren’t shocked when a frustrated look came over his face.
>”I can’t be with both, Blueblood! There’s no way Lyra would go with being left on the side, especially to Twilight. And even if she did, the moment Twilight finds out, and we both know damn well she will, she’ll have my head!”

>>25462268
>You flashed Anon a smile.
“Anonymous, you need to give it a shot. It’s either that, or you have to choose. I assure you, choosing will ruin your relationship with whoever you don’t decide to be with.”
>You took a moment to take a drink from your whiskey, before continuing on.
“Just talk to them, Anon. Worst case scenario, it’ll give you time to figure out which mare you wish to be with.”
>He sighed dejectedly, before shrugging.
>”I guess I might as well try.”
>You flashed him a cocky smirk.
“Never doubt me, Anonymous. I’ve been in your shoes before, after all.”

>>25462278
I love stories where Blueblood achieves Bro-tier status. This is one of those.

>>25462278
The mistress route. Yeah makes sense since nobility is involved and a divorce would look really bad to the public, though I don't know how the royalty acts or is in Equestria. Judging by how Blueblood acts mistresses must be a common thing.

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>>25460351
You massive faggot, I'm not the last, and you should know it.
Give us more green!

moar please

>>25462278
I'm going to take a moment to post a disclaimer, since people got upset when I jokingly implied I would turn this into a haremfic.

It's going to appear like I am going to at first, but that isn't my intention, since that's a boring cop out. I'll only do that if I need to stop writing this story before I have finished writing out what I have in mind.

If someone starts acting like a faggot over it even though I've made it clear I'm not writing a haremfic, do me a favor and inform them it isn't a favor so I don't have to take time away from writing to do so.

Or just call them a fag and tell them to lurk more. Whichever works.

Thanks a bunch m8's. I'll have more out soon.

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>>25462492
Why does it feel like this is going to hurt at least one of them more because of this?

>>25462748
Because I'm on a mission to inflict pain on everything you guy's love.

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>>25462801
So is it considered masochistic if we like it? That's been the intention in every one of these stories that have been posted here and yet we can't get enough of them

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>>25462801
We wouldn't be reading this stuff if we weren't giant masochists already anyway. Hurt me more!

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>>25462873
I think cathartic is the word.

>>25462492
>>25462801
I've noticed that the moment I turned on Anathema. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPutLvKjRTc


>The fear is just an illusion

>I can’t believe it was just an illusion

>Because love is what we are
>How near, or how far
>And life will bring the truth
>In dream

>>25462278
>You and Anonymous shared a few more drinks before he decided it was time to depart.
>Not one to let a friend take the long train ride home, you offered the use of your personal airship, which he gladly accepted.
>Now, you found yourself watching him leave with your pilot with a frown on your face.
>You didn’t inform Anonymous, but, you were really worried about him.
>You were once foolish and in love once, too.
>You had to choose between two mares.
>That was a dark time in your life, and you knew Anonymous was about to go down a very, very dark path.
>You felt that you needed to be there for him.
>Anonymous was one of the very few individuals you genuinely cared about and enjoyed being around.
>You would be a horrid friend if you just let him go down the same path you went down on his own.
>Besides, you figured you could use a bit of a vacation.
“Codsworth!”
>After a few moment, your study door opened, and in walked a sky blue dragon.
>Anonymous’s wife wasn’t the only one who walked away from Celestia’s School for Gifted Unicorns with an assistant.
>Though you actually treated Codsworth like an assistant, not like a pet like she treats Spike.
>”Yes, my lord?”
“Do me a favor and send a runner after Prince Anonymous. Let them know that we will be joining them.”

>>25463024
Codsworth
Looks like Fallout is escaping into everything. I like it.

Out of curiosity, how many people would be interested in a prequel featuring Broblood and his own marital issues?

This would be written after I finish up with Neglected Anon, assuming I don't burn myself out and people are interested.

>>25463068
I've been playing too much recently.

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>>25463179
Only if you keep writing him as a bro.
Also
>Fallout 4
>Too much
>wat

>>25463179
Well, your Blueblood is the first one I found that doesn't make him out to be a useless ponce, I say go for it. I need to see if I can find more Broblood now.

>>25464246
I remember a fic on FiMFiction where the Blueblood at the Gala was an actor BB hired just so he doesn't have to deal with all the shit.

It is hilarious, and the BB in that story is actually nice.

There is also the one where Celestia is actually a Changling Queen, where BB spurned Rarity because he was already engaged. Not a douche either in that fic.

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>>25464263
Thanks for the recommendations. Have a smol pony wanting pets.

>>25464283
I... didn't link anything?

Thank me after I link the fics.

>>25464295
I mean, I'm pretty good at finding shit, but I won't complain about links.

>>25464311
Ok, I just checked my folder and I can't find the one with the actor.

Here is the Changeling Celestia one:
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/82748/princess-celestia-the-changeling-queen

>>25464246
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/192497/how-many-friends-have-you-made-today
In this one there is a BB that is sick and doesn't want to be bad to people, but he dislikes nobles and people like Rarity.

>>25464434
I thought that the BB in that story essentially has mild-to-severe autism, not that he was sick.

>>25464246
I've found I'm a bit of a fan of writing Broblood. I'm actually planning a story right now that I'm going to end up releasing on my FimFiction account.

Assuming I don't find the right thread to write a greentext in, that is.

http://pastebin.com/tgJg0HUJ

>You are Anonymous
>Lily sits across from you, curled in a little silver-white ball on your bed
>You're just about to drop the punchline of your classic "Earth Ponies Can't Read" joke
>A little racy, but you've discovered that Lily has a fondness for slightly-offensive, dumb humor
>Even if, after every joke, she tends to blush horribly, probably mentally apologizing to any earth ponies that could have been offended by her laughter
"...and then he says "wait, I thought those WERE the pictures!"
>Lily throws her head back, howling with laughter
>"Th-those were the pictures! Th-that's g-g-great!"
>She laughs until she hiccups, nearly spilling the steaming mug of cocoa she holds between her hooves
>You take a small, contended sip of your own drink, smiling that little smile you always have after a successful joke
>Lily's a mess now, her breathing coming in short ragged gasps, punctuated by little popping hiccups, as she tries to recover
>"Th-that w-w-was hilarious... wh-where do you learn all th-these?"
>Lily rolls back onto her belly, taking a big gulp of cocoa
"I've hung out with a lot of earth ponies."
>It wasn't intended to be a joke, but she erupts into laughter again, spraying scalding cocoa all over you
"Gah!"
>Immediately, Lily's eyes go wide with fright
>"O-oh! I'm s-s-so sorry!"
>She sets her cup down, leaping over to your side and attempting to wipe the drink off
>"I'm s-sorry, I'm sorry, I'm s-s-so... wh-what's so funny?"
"You! The look on your face!"
>Lily blushes, hiding behind her mane
>"I th-thought you were g-g-gonna be mad... s-sorry..."
>She puts a hoof on your thigh, and you're suddenly and fully aware of how close she is to you
>A hand finds its way to her side, her fur like satin beneath your fingers
>Even in the two weeks you've been sort-of dating, she's never gotten this close to you, or let you touch her...
>Every time you come into contact with her, she goes rigid, terrified

>>25465085
>You expect her to do the same again, but she simply freezes, huge, rosy eyes staring into yours
>She's so close you can taste the chocolate on her breath
>As if provoked by some hidden signal, she begins to lean her head towards yours, and you match hers, her short, hiccupy little breaths splashing against your face
>And then the phone rings
>Lily jumps off you, startled out of her wits
>"G-gah! I'm sorry, I'm s-sorry!"
>She huddles against the headboard of your bed, shivering
>You try to rush to comfort her and to leap towards the phone at the same time, and end up awkwardly in the middle, grabbing her in your left arm and the phone in your right hand
>Lily shivers as your touch, but calms slightly as you begin to stroke her back
>"S-sorry... I... I'm s-sorry..."
>You've gotten used to her panic attacks, and know that, given a few minutes and a few tender words, she'll snap right back into her usual self
"Shhh, shh... you're fine. I'm gonna answer this, and then I'll get us some more cocoa, okay?"
>She shakily nods, leaning into your hand
>You hold the phone up to your ear
"Hello?"
>"Hey..."
>At the sound of her voice, a tiny shiver races down your neck
"I thought I told you not to call me again."
>"I know... I know you did, Anonymous, and I'm sorry, but... but I have to."
"Unless you're dying--"
>"Anonymous! Please, don't do this. I just want... I just want to hear your voice. I miss you so much, please..."
>She sounds on the verge of tears
>The strangest mix of pity and revulsion begins to form in the pit of your stomach

>>25465126
"You have a husband, Cup. Go talk to him."
>"It's not the same! I just... I wanted to ask if, maybe... it doesn't have to be a big deal, I just... can we meet up?"
"No."
>"Why not? I promise, I won't... I won't try anything this time. I just want to talk. Not about us, or about what happened, just... just talk. Like we used to. I just want to talk to you again, please."
"Why? If you love talking to me so much, why did-- no."
>"No?"
"No. I'm not going down this road again. I don't want to see you again."
>"But... but... don't I mean anything to you? Even after what I did... you can't forgive me? Please, Anon... I'm begging you. Anything you want, please, just don't keep hating me like this... you're killing me..."
>A long silence stretches between you, during which you can feel Lily stop shaking
>As soon as her episode is done, she wriggles away from you hand, wrapping herself in your blanket
>She gives you a look as if to ask "is everything okay?"
>You give her a look to answer "it's fine, just hold on a minute"
>She nods, curling up beneath the blanket
"I'm not the one doing this to you. It's you. Just go back to your husband, Cup."
>"I can't. Please, I just... I can't. I don't..."
>Oh Jesus
>You can feel her next words coming, empathetic pains for poor Carrot burning in your chest
>"I don't feel the way I used to. I've tried, Anon, I've tried... for the kids, for him... but I can't feel anything for him anymore. Please, I just... I can tough it out, for them, but only if... only if I can see you. Sometimes. It doesn't have to be a lot, just... just let me pretend we have the old times back. At least for a little while, okay?"
"Cup..."
>"Yeah?"
"That's... that's fucked up."

>>25465202
>"I know... I know, okay? I'm fucked up, we're all fucked up. But please, just... just once, even. It only has to be once. I won't bother you anymore. I'll... I'll stay with Carrot. With my babies. I'll... I'll do it for them. But please, just once..."
"..."
>You hang up
>"Anon?"
>Lily scoots closer to you, just a ball of blanket with a little gray face poking out
>"Wh-who was that? S-s-someone you know?"
"Yeah..."
>"B-b-bad news?"
"You could say that..."
>"Oh, um... w-w-well, um... I th-though of a joke... if you w-want to hear it..."
>You sigh
"Not right now, Lil'. Sorry."
>"O-oh..."
"I think I'm just gonna go to bed."
>Lily blinks, obviously disappointed
>"Oh... y-yeah, okay. I'll j-j-just head home..."
"I'm sorry."
>She shakes her head, worming her way out of the covers
>"N-no, it's fine. I n-n-need to get home anyway..."
>She glances guiltily at the cocoa stains now adoring your garment
>"I'll, um... s-s-see you tomorrow?"
"Yeah. Tomorrow."
>Lily nods, slinking out of your bedroom
>You hear the apartment door open and close, leaving you alone

>>25463024
>You are Anonymous.
>You found yourself hanging around outside the airship’s cabin, leaning against the safety railing, drink in hand.
>It was much smaller than the gigantic passenger airships that you were accustomed to.
>There was only room for the cockpit and a small passenger area.
>The passenger area was nicely furnished, however, and even had a bar.
>Codsworth made a mean vodka cocktail, you noted.
>That dragon should consider becoming a bartender.
>You took a sip of your cocktail, before looking over to the stallion standing beside.
“You didn’t have to come with me, man.”
>He shot you a grin at your statement.
>”Of course I had to, Anonymous. I needed a vacation.”
>His grin transformed into a smirk as he leered at you.
>”Besides, I figured I should save you the future train rides should you need anymore advice.”
>You snorted with amusement.
“Well, I guess it doesn’t hurt to have a drinking buddy that won’t be judging me for the shit I’m about to do…”
>You felt the stallion give you a comforting pat on the back.
>”So you’re going to do it?”
>You nodded.
>You really didn’t have any other choice.
>There would be much less pain involved this way.
“I’m going to talk to both of them, tell them the truth. It’ll come out eventually anyways.”
>You sighed, before taking another drink from your cocktail.
“Then… I think I’m going to see if choosing both will be an option.”
>You knew, deep down, it wouldn’t work.
>But Blueblood was right, it’d give you enough time to think things through, figure out who to be with.
>At the moment, you weren’t ready to make that decision.

>>25465475
>The prince hummed in approval.
>”That might be the best choice, at least for now. The more time you give yourself, the better.”
>He leered at you as he continued.
>”But… there’s no guarantee that they will go for it. Mares aren’t that big on sharing. I doubt Lyra and Twilight are any different. Be prepared for that possibility.”
>You turned your gaze to your drink as you shook it around in your hand.
>You knew of this danger, and you knew that even if they agreed to what you had in mind, it would more than likely unravel.
>You weren’t prepared for that possibility.
>But you had to try, otherwise things were going to get much, much worse.

>>25465270
Mrs. Cakes done fucked up.

>>25462492
Fuckin' A, bro. Even if you were gonna write a harem fic, would you really let a little honest criticism of the genre stop you? It's your story. It's up to you to find an audience, not aim for some ephemeral standard for "mass appeal" or anything.

You do you 'cause that's all you can and should do.

>>25465270
Just got done going through your pastebin and the latest updates. Good shit, man. Keep it up.

>>25465648
Nah, I really don't give a shit. It hasn't stopped me in the past. I just want people bitching and wasting posts because they can't let things develop.

>>25465678
Don't want*

God dammit.

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>>25465475
Aw yisss Jeff Mango green

Aw no, Ms Cake fucking shit up. Loving the relevance hurt. Moar.

>>25460885
>>25462369
>>25460691
M-maybe...

>>25456376
He's gotta choose lyra. So many reasons why

>>25465826
You replied to my green, not Mango's, m8.

>>25465851
>implying he won't just go gay for Blueblood

>>25465270
The thirst is strong in that mare.

>>25465270
Jeff has returned!
I like this Lily but Anon should have just forgotten about the entire phone call and went back to enjoying her company.
>>25465826
Do it faggot!

>>25457792
I fucking love that story

>>25460351
>>25460351
>>25460351
Please man, you were doing so well. Keep going.

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>>25465946
S-sorry.. I blame the phone. Y..yeah.. but also keep going faggot.

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>>25461520
>Date with Top Cunt
What could go wrong?

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>>25465946
All guys would go gay for MacGy- err BlueBlood.

>>25466721
(^:

Also fucking write, you faggot. We need more green.

>>25465480
>After you landed behind the castle, you stepped off, your arms filled with Blueblood’s luggage.
>He didn’t ask for help or anything, you just wanted a bit of a workout.
>You always felt better after getting a workout in.
>After a short walk, you reached the castle’s main entrance.
>Codsworth rushed forward ahead of you and grabbed the door for you.
>What a bro.
>Thanking him, you wandered inside and made your way upstairs.
>Passing your bedroom, you dropped your friend’s stuff off in front of one of the guest bedrooms.
>You turned towards him, and, motioning to the door, you spoke.
“Here’s where you’ll be sleeping. Don’t know if it’ll be up to your standards… but…”
>He chuckled lightly.
>”Anonymous, I’ve slept in much worse locations during my time in the Guard. I’m sure a guest bedroom inside of a castle will be more than enough to satisfy me.”
>He shoo’d you away with your hoof.
>”You have a princess to talk to, we’ll chat later, Anonymous.”
>You nodded, knowing he was right, before wandering off to find your wife.

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>>25465270
Holy fuck

>>25463179
Do it, fagget.
>>25463024
I can't stop hearing Zero from MGSV every time your Blueblood has a dialog, and that's a good thing, since he is pretty bro tier.

>>25465270
I can only hate Mrs. Cake, for fucks sake.
Anon needs to protect Lily's smile.

>>25467302
Just look at that hair, and those eyes. He is fucking beautiful

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>>25468474
This will only end in tears.

>>25468857
>Zero
>Not Brocelot

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Good night, people. Stay based.
Also, praise Bluebro.

>>25469433
Don't get me wrong, Ocelot is the ultimate bro but I can't imagine Blueblood sounding like him, on the other hand Zebro fixes him better. I just love that british accent.

Going to try to do a quick drawing of Lily, then I'll get back to the story.

I'll have an update out in a bit, after work at most, then I'm going to start working a bit on a Broblood side project for my FimFiction shit.

>>25468474
>You poked your head into your bedroom, spotting the mare sprawled out on your bed, clinging onto a pillow.
>She was still sobbing lightly as she lay there.
>Running out on her probably wasn’t your best decision.
>Especially with your divorce papers scattered all over the floor.
>But you didn’t know what else to do at the time.
>You withheld a sigh as you approached the bed, taking a seat on the edge.
“Twilight, we need to talk.”
>She lifted her head up and looked your way.
>To say she was a mess would be an understatement.
>”What’s there to talk about? I ruined everything we had, and now you want to divorce me.”
>She sniffled, as fresh tears ran down her cheek.
>”I deserve it, really. I had everything I could ask for and I threw it all away…”
>With a defeated sigh, she laid her back down in it’s original position.
>You felt the oddest combination of pity and satisfaction as you watched over her broken form.
>There was no denying she deserved it, as cold as you felt saying it.
>You loved her, and you were happy the cold mare who had occupied her body for the past almost six months was gone, but the way she treated you was inexcusable.
>Still… like you said, you loved her.
>Always had, even when she didn’t return your love.

>>25469775
>You laid beside her, wrapping your arms around her as you pulled her in close.
>A surprised gasp escaped her lips as you spooned her.
>”A-Anon…”
>You placed a gentle kiss on the back of her head.
“We have issues, I know. I have a lot of complications as well. But we can work through them.”
>The mare shifted in your arms, twisting her body around so the two of you could be face to face.
“I still love you, Twilight. I still want to be with you, now that I have you back.”
>The mare’s cheek turned a light shade of scarlet as you leaned in, pressing your lips against hers gently, trying your best to ignore the nastiness all over her face that was leftover from her crying for the past several hours.
>You felt Twilight’s soft hooves wrap around your neck as she kissed you back softly.
>The two of you lay there, kissing each other for the first time in five months.
>You relished in the feeling.
>It’s been so, so long since you’ve been able to enjoy this moment.
>The two of you stayed like that for a while, but eventually, Twilight pulled away, a smile now on her face.
>”I-I love you too, Anon.”

>>25459744
DDT?

>>25460351
uh, alot more than a "last" anon still desperately want you to finish.

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>>25469782
Aww yiss.

I'm going to be working on my Broblood side project for the rest of the night, though I might post another update once if I do wish the first chapter by the end of the night. I'll be jumping back and forth between that, this greentext, and Fallout 4 from now on.

I'll post the story here when it gets published since you guys love Broblood so much.

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My art isn't the best, but here's my best attempt at drawing Lily Petals

>>25465270

>You set the phone down with a shaking hoof
>Your mouth is dry, almost painfully so, and your legs ache as you slowly drag yourself back home
>Normally, you feel neither your age, nor your weight
>But both seem oppressive forces to you know, your age (just thirty two, it shouldn't be this bad...) causing your joints to flash with pain with each step, and your weight turning each step into that much more of a struggle
>By the time you reach your home, you're sweating, cramping, out of breath, and completely exhausted
>But you know you're not going to be able to sleep, and the dryness of your throat is brutal
>So you root through the top shelf of the cupboard until you find a fancily-labeled glass bottle, stopped with a cork carved into the shape of a pegasus
>You had meant to share it with Carrot on your anniversary, but he's never been much of a drinker, so you don't suppose he'll miss it
>For a moment, you contemplate where you might find a wine glass
"Eh, what's the point..."
>Placing the bottle's lips against yours, you tip it upward and down a large amount of its contents in three large gulps, the sour, grape-y taste worming its way down into your belly, little tendrils of warmth spreading up through your skin
>You haven't eaten in hours, and so it takes only a few minutes for the effects of the drink to hit you, your head beginning to spin
>You take another gulp, and the feeling intensifies
>A dumb, lazy smile forms on your face
>Enough of this, and maybe you can forget...

>Once the bottle's finished, you bury it at the bottom of the trash can, and totter up the stairs back to your husband
>Carrot is snoozing peacefully, his gangly forelegs tangles in the sheets
>You flop into bed next to him, the entire frame creaking under your bulk
>Clumsily, you pull a swathe of blanket over you, curling into a ball next to your husband

>>25470708
Would stain her mountain tops with my semen/10

>>25470708
Yep she definitely done fucked up.

>>25470708
>The room begins spinning slowly at first, but quickly accelerates, to the point where you feel like you're going to be sick
>You're sweating worse than before now, feeling hot and sticky underneath the blankets
>Kicking the covers off, you roll onto your back, staring up at the ceiling
>Why are you still hurting?
>Rolling onto your side, you try to wake Carrot, hoping he can comfort you with a kiss, or even just a simple touch of his hoof
"Carr... Carrot, dear... you awake...?"
>Just speaking makes it feel like you're going to throw up
>Carrot snorts, rolling himself further into the blankets
"Carrot... honey...
>You shake him slightly harder, but he just mumbles something incoherent, pulling the blanket over his head
>Suddenly angry, you roll back over, folding your forelegs over your chest
>Fine, then, if he doesn't want your company...
>Then you'll... sleep on the floor, you think
>This bed is spinning too much

>As soon as you lay down on the floor, your body plunges you into an uneasy sleep
>And, as usually follows in alcohol-influenced dreams, nothing seems to make sense
>Anon is Carrot, and then Carrot is Anon, both of them chasing each other in an out of existence, as you sprint through the streets of Ponyville, then of Manehattan, and then of Baltimare, chasing after Zecora
>The dream doesn't even stop, it just slowly fades into the background of your mind, as you find yourself being lifted -- quite precariously, of course -- up
>Carrot grunts as he hauls you back into the bed
"D-dear...?"
>Your voice comes out as a harsh croak, and Carrot quickly places a hoof against your mouth

>>25470876
>"Shhh... you fell out of the bed. Are you feeling alright?"
>He leans in, placing his cheek against your forehead
>"You *do* feel a little hot."
"I'm fine..."
>You sound like the exact opposite, but you know damn well it's not from sickness
>Carrot shakes his head
>"Doesn't sound fine to me. You just lie down for a bit, okay? I'll go handle warming the breakfast items."
"You don't have to, I can--"
>Carrot pushes you back down
>"Cup, dear, I'm not gonna let you work if you're sick, okay? I'll get Pinkie to help. You just get some rest, alright?"
"Al... alright..."
>You sink back into the pillows, your aching skull grateful that it won't have to bear the morning routine

>Carrot returns upstairs after a half hour, bearing a tray of breakfast
>"Hey! Feeling any better?"
>He sets the tray in your lap, watching expectantly as you dig into the eggs, muffin, and fried hay
>You're actually starved, but force yourself to eat slowly
"Yeah... a little..."
>He smiles, relieved
>"Great! Things have been slow, so I think I'll leave Pinkie in charge and take the kids out for a walk."
"That sounds wonderful, dear..."
>You smile up at him, and he blushes slightly
>"Just, um... I told Pinkie to get you anything you needed. I'll see you in a bit, okay?"
>You nod, and he gives you a quick kiss on the forehead before leaving
>...
>Why can't you love that stallion?

>>25470933

>As soon as you hear the door close, you haul yourself out of bed and into the bathroom, running a nice hot bath for yourself
>It's soothing to your body, but you feel no less troubled
>The phone call with Anonymous echoes through your head, each dumb thing you said digging into your head like a pin
>You sounded so desperate...
>If you'd just acted mature about everything, he'd probably have said yes
>But no...
>You had to come across as a clingy, desperate filly
>Now your chances... well, they're practically destroyed, you figure
>You force yourself to stare at your reflection, the size and flabbiness of your belly making you feel physically ill
>You even look like a married mare now...

>Downstairs, Pinkie bustles through the kitchen, humming to herself as she cleans dishes
>You consider going down to talk to her, but you can't summon the will to leave the room
>So you flop back down in the bed, staring up at the ceiling
>You're not entirely sure how long you lie there before you hear a knock at the door
>"Ooh! Visitor!"
>The sounds of Pinkie's hooves impacting the floor echo up through the house as she bounds to the door
>"Hey, Zecora! What are you doing here!? You wanna buy some cupcakes!?"
>Zecora?
>She's... she's done already?
>That was fast...
>You jump out of bed, nearly topping to the ground as you're hit by a massive headrush

>>25471018

>The zebra greets you in rhyme, leather saddlebags slung over her back
>"Good morning to you, Pie and Cake. I trust you have something baked?"
>She licks her lips in anticipation
"Um... yes, of course! Just give me a minute!"
>You bustle back into the kitchen, scrambling to fill a box with as many tasty-looking things as you can
>Zecora's eyes light up when she sees the arrangement, and she passes you the box in return
>"Oh, these look delicious indeed! Now, here are your potions, as we agreed."
>She passes you the box, glass jars rattling inside
>"Now, I must be on my way. I hope that the two of you enjoy your day."
>She bows, and Pinkie responds with an enthusiastic "goodbye!"

>Up in your room, you open the box, peering through the various vials
>Five of them are encased in plain glass, their contents white as milk
>But one of them is sealed in a thick, green glass, its contents murky and viscous
>It's not hard to figure out which potion that particular vial is

Shit, didn't quite get to the stopping point I wanted to. Gotta pause here for tonight.

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>>25470708
That pic
Did you draw that Jeff?

>>25469782
I can't feel nothing but a certain disgust.

>>25471239
Zecora sure does love white potions

>>25471328
He literally said in that same post that he did.

>>25465497

I'm glad Anon is seeming to actually move on. What a piece of shit trying to guilt trip someone into being involved with you so you can fake loving your family.

>>25469782
I figured Book Horse would break eventually. Eternity is a long time to be alone, and she's not stupid.

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>>25465826
How many times am I going to say start writing you magnificent bastard.

>>25473705
F-fine.
I don't know where I left off, so sorry for overlap.

****
> You are Anon
"Uhhhg" accompanied an exhale with closed eyes.
> Your poor head.
> "Anonymous? Dear?.." The angelic sound of Luna enters your hazy hearing, cradling you back into consciousness.
> "Anon! You're awake!" The over energetic sound of your buddy Spike destroys your ear drums with a nauseating rattle.
> Your brow furrows as his voice puts a ring in your ears.
"Not so loud bud.." you rasp with a dry throat.
> His still excited innocent laughter fills the room for a moment as you feel him dive into your chest and squeeze you the best his can with his lack of arm span.
> Your eyes open a little trying to focus the blurry world around you.
> You can see that Luna sits infront of you, though not clearly just yet, and the green mass still remains latched to your chest.

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> You offer a one armed hug back to him as you begin to hear his sniffles.
"It's alright.." you try to reassure him.
> He buries his face into your chest to hide what you guess are tears, hopefully of happiness.
"It's okay, Spike. Calm down bud.." your dry voice tried to get him to relax as you pat his back.
> With your other arm your fingers brush along the soft coat of Luna's chest.
> Your eyes begin to focus to see her smiling with watering eyes down at you.
"It was you wasn't it?..." Your whisper was more audible than intended.
> Spike pulls away with a small sniffle after wiping his eyes and nose with your shirt, "Hey! I helped too ya know!" He exclaimed in his over dramatic confidence.
> "It is true Anonymous. Spike was indeed very brave and helpful." She happily praised him.
> Spike puffs his chest out proudly, but begins to notice your arm extended, and fingers brushing Luna's coat with a bit of affection.
> He shifts uncomfortably before offering you an attention grabbing elbow to your chest, "Pull it together Anon. I know you're out of it, but that's Princess Luna your touching right now, not Twi." He speaks out of the corner of his mouth trying to be slick.
> Luna winces slightly over hearing the comment.
> A pit forms in your stomach at his words.
> You really must be out of it still.
> You forgot he didn't know.
"Well.. uh.." you clear your throat looking away from both.
> Slowly you begin to sit up from the floor.
"Spike, we~" Your Savior cuts you off once more.
> "It's quite alright Spike. We understand. He must still be disoriented." She gives you a quick glance.
> "Heh! Thanks for understanding Princess Luna! Lemme check up on Twi!" He points up to the bed.
"Y..yeah.." you pick him up from under his arms like a child to place him on the bed.
> After he scampered off to Twilight's side, you look back to Luna.
> She offers you a shake of her head, which you immediately understand.
> She's right.
> Nows not the time..

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>>25473936
Lurking.

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>>25473936


> "Cadence?! Babe?!" Shining's cries grab both of your attention as he scooped her up into his chest.
> "mmmnng.." she nuzzled into him.
> "Sh..Shining?" Her tired baggy eyes opened just a little.
> "Cadence, I got you hunny bunny.. You're okay.." He hugs her to him snugly and begins to rock gently while speaking softly into her ear in the most comforting tone he can muster, holding back the emotions clearly at the flood gates.
> She turns to look up to him opening her glassy eyes a little more.
> "Oh, Shining!" She buries her face back into his neck with a light tremble holding onto him as if he was going to leave again.
> "I didn't know if I would see you again!" She sobs almost silently.
> "It was horrible!" Her words are muffled by his neck.
> "I know baby, I know.. it's okay now.." he tries to calm her approaching hysterics, running a comforting hoof down the back of her neck.
> She sobs a little more, "And Anon. I couldn't believe it Shining!"
> You gulp and glance nervously from her to Luna.
> "There's something wrong with him.." she begins to sound like she's calming as she pulls her head away from Shining and looks up into his eyes, her own red ones still spilling fresh tears staining her light pink fur.
> Oh no..
> You notice side glances from everyone in the room.
> Anxiety builds in your chest as you begin to fidget.
> You glance at the door wondering if you should just try to leave now.
> Save yourself the explanation, the doubt, the accusations.
> Do what you do best...
> Avoid, run, ignore.
> Or would that worsen anything.
> Depending what she decides to say, You're unsure if words will get you out of this situation.
> Luna takes a seat next to you seeing your rising anxiety and whispers quietly, "Calm yourself Anonymous. We haven't let anything happen before. Now is no different.."
> You look to her as she offers a small smile.

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> Something in her confidence helps put your nerves at ease.
> A trust you couldn't quite explain, but believed in.
> "Shining.. Anon isn't who he used to be anymore. I could barely recognize him when I saw him." She seems more sad than fearful now.
> "He.. he.." her head turns to both you and Luna as she sniffles.
> Luna's stare to Cadence becomes a little more stern as she shook her head lightly.
> You could only gawk like a deer in head lights as she made eye contact with you for a brief moment.
> As if she was examining what you were for the first time.
> A stare that you thought you wouldn't have to endure again.
> How could you know what to say when you barely understand yourself!?
> "What is it Cadence?.." Shining tries coaxing her to continue.
> "He uh..well.." she looks back seeming to get more of her bearings back after a few hard blinks.
> 'Don't say we didn't warn you...' Grumbles in your mind.
> Your stomach turns as the unwelcome voice adds to already nerve terrorizing momemt.
> Shining patiently waits while listening intently.
> "Twilight broke Anonymous, Shining.. I saw it.. all of it... It was... I just..." She stops speaking before looking back at you.
> She clearly wants to say more, silently looking with confusion.
> Wanting some kind of explanation, searching for an answer.
> Yet decided to quietly bury her head into Shining's neck once more.
> "I know, I know. They told me.. It's ok.. Shh~.." he rocks her.
> It feels as if weight just flew from your shoulders as Luna discreetly leaned against you in a silent reassurance.
> Celestia glances from the both of you to Cadence with a slightly raised brow, as Spike began to shake Twilight who remained out cold.

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>>25473995


> You are Twilight Sparkle.
> Exhaustion paralyzes you, yet you still hear mixed voices and feel the cool air against your chest where Anonymous once was.
> That lonely cold feeling where his warm body should be.
> Your other half, the only other heart beat you wanted to feel against your body...
> Your mind is still racing even though you feel like your body refused to cooperate.
> What did you just experience?..
> Sombra?..
> Was that really him?
> Was it even real?..
> He was gone wasn't he?
> Were you really losing it?
> Another nightmare perhaps?..
> Your head aches as you consider all the logical possibilities.
> There's always a logical explanation...
> You feel yourself being rocked by some unknown source.
> "C'mon Twi, Wake up! We're all here waiting for you! Me, Anon, Princess Celestia~" The concerned voice of Spike breaks up your thoughts.
> Anon is still here!?
"Mnnnng... Ano.." you exhale before finishing his name.
"..Anon?.." you manage to mutter one coherent name trying to force yourself awake.
> "And Spike! Don't forget about the hero!" He smiles widely seeing you rouse from your sleep, striking a proud pose with his hands on his hips.
> The speaking in the room stops, becoming noticeably uncomfortable as you do though.
> Spike seems to be the only one openly happy that you're coming around.
> Your bloodshot eyes peek open as the blurry sight of your beloved brother and sister-in-law law come into slow focus, staring as if you were some sort of monster.
"Sh..Shining?.." you notice the way he holds Cadence in a protective manner with Crystal Empire Guards at each of his sides.

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>>25474024


> "Don't speak Twilight.. You need rest.." Princess Celestia's voice behind you anchors you to reality.
> She places a gentle hoof to your shoulder.
> You stare at your brother and Cadence for a moment feeling tears begin to well in your eyes watching his gaze upon you.
> He is holding her as if you were going to spring from the bed and attack her.
> Utter Disappointment..
> Disgust..
> What did you do...
> What in Equestria did you do..
> "H-hey Twilight. Are you alright?" Spike joins Celestia in placing his small comforting hand on your shoulder.
> You turn to face him and notice your love, your husband Anonymous sitting on the floor at the foot of the bed next to Princess Luna.
> He was looking to the floor, facing away while Luna stared back at you for a momemt.
> Her expression screams obvious displeasure in you.
> Her teal eyes judging your very existence in the moment.
> Your breathing picks up as your heart began to painfully race.
> Your adrenaline begins to surge.
> Why is she here?
> Why is she sitting with him?!
> Was all that real?
> This isn't happening!
"No.. Nooo!" You tried to sit up, realizing you had failed.
> Not only have you failed but you were caught red hoofed.
> Everypony will know it too.
> They won't care that you just wanted to make things right again.
> They won't care that you don't want to lose Anonymous.
> Or see how sorry you are.
> The futility of the situation begins to crash around you.
> Only this time it wasn't a nightmare or collapsing dream.
> It was finally coming down around you, for all to see.
> There's no reason Cadence will be on your side now.
> Not after that.

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>>25474061


> All that will be seen is your mistakes.
> You thought you could handle the spell!
> You KNEW you could!
> What went wrong?!
> "Twilight relax!" Spike tries to hold you back on the bed.
> You didn't realize you were hyperventilating.
> Spike..
> He doesn't understand..
> Nopony understands!
> You're going to lose him!
> You were just trying to make it RIGHT!!
"Spike! Dont! Let me go!" You weakly plea.
> "Twilight, stop it..." Celestia holds you still with one hoof which only makes you squirm with uncontrollable anxiety.
> The world seems to be falling down around you, and you can't do a thing to stop it.
> Not even move.
> "Twi. What's the matter?! Calm down!" Spike seems to become more frightened by your mood.
> By now you're weakly bucking trying to get free.
> You either are too exhausted to use your magic, or Celestia is doing something to suppress it.
> The feeling of helplessness and impending finality begin to drive you mad.
*****
> You are Spike.
> And you are completely clueless and frightened right now.
> Twilight seems to be freaking out, and nopony seems to give a hoot.
> What's wrong with them?!
> Shining sits, staring coldly, turning Cadence away from the sight in a comforting defensive hug.
> Princess Celestia is holding Twilight still with an almost emotionless stare, while Princess Luna stays beside Anon looking back periodically and whispering something to him.
"Anon? A little help here?.. Please?.." you petition for his assistance while trying to hold it together yourself.
> You definitely don't like seeing Twilight like this, and it's beginning to bother you that Anon doesn't seem to care either.

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> Still, he doesn't respond to you and only looks down to the ground a little more.
> "Spike let me go! He's going to leave me! He's going to leave us! You dont want that do you? Don't let him leave us Spike! I'm sorry Anon! Please believe me! I'm so, SO sorry!" Her hysterics are almost full force as she sobs between sentences, trying with her complete lack of strength to resist Celestia's hold.
> Her pupils almost the size of pin points as she almost insanely pleads to you and Anon.
> Leave you?
> Where is he going?
> He's right here..
> She must really be out of it..
"Twi?.. Did you hit your head or something? Anon is right here! Relax! Everything is going to be fi~" You try to reassure her, but it only makes it worse.
> "No! He's going to leave us Spike!" She continues to flail and sob between her whines and grunts of effort to get free.
> "That's enough Twilight.." Celestia speaks sternly, clearly disapproving of her behavior.
> "No! I helped him! I still care! I still love him! Not Flash! He's my husband and Luna CAN NOT have him! If I didn't care I wouldn't have just saved him!" She continues to rant.
"Save him from what Twilight?.." You ask looking to get any kind of bearing on her thought process.
> "From Sombra! Anon, I can help you! Let me help!" She cries, reaching towards him with a foreleg.
> The room gasps almost in unison.
> After your own gasp and hard gulp, you remove a clawed hand that somehow found its self over your mouth to speak.
"B..but.. I.. I mean we.. didn't we already.."
> "No Spike! I saw him, just now! He's inside Anon! His head or something, I don't know!... I dont understand.. That's why he couldn't wake up! Right Cadence? You were there, you saw!" She turns to Cadence with a pleading look waiting for her to confirm her far fetched outburst.

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> You feel your heart drop as you glance to Anon who puts his hands over his face avoiding any ponys eye contact.
> Twilight waits a moment for Cadence to respond, trying to catch her breath from her lengthy hysterics.
> You begin to feel uncomfortable with her outburst not knowing what to make of it all.
> She's not making any sence.
> Leave you guys?
> Sombra?..
> Luna?..
> "Cadence!.. You were THERE!" Twilight desperately calls to her.
> "That's the logical explanation! There's always one! That's why he's trying to leave me!. Luna wants him to, Sombra wants him to!" She continues to rant obsessively.
> Cadence's only reaction is a nervous glance from her to Anonymous, before burying her head back in Shining's neck.
> Twilight looks up to Princess Celestia, with a look bordering wide eyed insanity. "I'm telling the truth!"
*****
> You are Anon
> 'Not the one who I assumed would... tattle... But still right I suppose..' it let's out a mildly humored chuckle.
> Dear sweet Jesus, she's going to get you killed...
> You rub your temples with your hands firmly as she begins to rant, trying to calm your over loaded nerves.
> They all seem more confused than anything else, which you suppose works for you for the time being.
> You do your best to hide your tremble at the mercy of the situation for the moment.
> "Anon, what is she talking about?.." The innocent voice of your little buddy, Spike unexpectedly crushed your heart.
> He's the only one in the room that doesn't know..
> Luna leans down to your ear speaking gently, "Anonymous, We are perfectly aware that it isn't our place to say but.. Perhaps you should take little Spike from this.. situation and explain what is going on. He looks terrified." Her tone seems sympathetic to his confusion.

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>>25474115
Glad to see you're finally back at it, m8.

Now go! Let the legend come back to life!
I'm going to be taking a small break from Neglected Anon so I can break ground on my Broblood fic. I'll be back after I finish up with the first chapter. Keep the thread alive."

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>>25474151


> She's right...
> Plus you need to get out of here..
> You're lucky that her terrible outburst made her seem more crazy than believable for the moment.
> You need to take advantage of that.
> "Anonymous, is any of this true?.." The voice of Princess Celestia freezes your body as a lump forms in your throat.
> You even feel Luna tense lightly next to you.
"E...Excuse me?.." you stammer out turning to their direction while beginning to stand.
> You notice Cadence unlatched herself from Shining's neck, as they both awaited your answer.
> Cadence seemed nervous for you as you caught her side eyeing Twilight and Celestia.
> "You.. Have been acting a little strange Anon.. Different.." Shining spoke before Cadence delivered a swift jab to his side causing him to shoot her a confused 'what?' Look.
> "Anon?.." Celestia draws your attention back to her.
> Her stare feels like it pierces you.
> As if she can see all your shame and secrets.
> "Is it true..." Her tone drops becoming dangerously more serious.
> You hate to admit it, but it scares the shit out of you.
> 'Whatever your next decision is Anonymous... Again, don't say I didn't warn you...' The bass is no comfort to your precarious situation.

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>>25474169
Short post end post. All dem posts not one dubs. 200% sad. So uh.. there ya go. Thank you to the faggots that were enjoying this and asked for moar. I hope you enjoy it. Also dassit.

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>>25473912
>>25473936
>>25473959
>>25473995
>>25474024
>>25474061
>>25474089
>>25474115
>>25474151
>>25474169
THE RIDE CONTINUES

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>>25474169
Twilight's rants reminds me of good old Huey.
Keep it up, Wan.

>>25474416


I don't think I even hate her anymore. Trying to get a small child to keep the dude you cheated on is rock bottom pathetic.

>>25474416
>Picture
God that thread was glorious

>>25465270
holy hell, you're back!
now i feel bad about dropping your green from OP. thought you were gone for good.
Glad to have ya back!

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>>25474203
>mfw get home to find Without posted
Celestia scares me. Great work as always Without. Today is a good day.

>>25474757
IIRC, my green was never added to the OP in the first place. It was what made me think that no one was following it, and why I stopped working on it for a bit.

>>25475079
huh, obvious i got that mixed up. i see fife did add it to the collection pastebin though.
regardless, you were wrong. people were reading it and liking it. was a very different story which was a breath of fresh air (even if we really quite like the same smokey air we tend to generate ITT)

>>25474169
I'm so happy you're back.

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>>25474169
>anon says no, can btfo twilight as being desperate
>anon tells the truth, gets btfo'd

I wonder what's going to happen.

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>>25474416
>Twilight as Huey
Never made the connection before, but now I can't unsee it.

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>>25473912
>>25473936
>>25473959
>>25473995
I am a medium, or these are a repost.

>>25474061
> What did you do...
> What in Equestria did you do..
You supported Obama.

> This isn't happening!
pic related

>>25474115
> "Spike let me go! He's going to leave me! He's going to leave us! You dont want that do you? Don't let him leave us Spike! I'm sorry Anon! Please believe me! I'm so, SO sorry!" Her hysterics are almost full force as she sobs between sentences, trying with her complete lack of strength to resist Celestia's hold.
OH, SHIT, FUCK.

>>25474169
Ah, shit.

Voting for thelling the truth and Celestia going insane, and then Sombra helps Anon... And I mean it. No one, even Luna could believe in the shit if Sombra would ACTUALLY help Anon.

>>25475079
Pls, fag, it was a mistake, we like you.

>>25474169
I'm glad you finally updated but you're still such a faggot with these cliffhangers.

>>25471018
Unf, I almost wish Anon had less moral fiber. Sad thick girls are my fetish.

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>>25475230
>"Anon, why are you doing this to me? I'm on your side!"
>"All I want is to be with you"
>"All I have done this entire time is loving you, I only love YOU"
>"O-okay I may have slept with other people, but that was your fault, I felt so alone, and you were never around"
>"It was just a few times and I could have stoped any time"
>"Of course I wouldn't still be having sex with Flash if you hadn't caught me, you are being delusional"

>>25464474
he got some kind of tourets it seems

>>25476505
That was probably the only one that gave me feels about blue blood. Well that and Blue blooded rivals.

>>>25476505
>That was probably the only one that gave me feels about blue blood. Well that and Blue blooded rivals.

I hear ya anon. I felt sorry for Blue Blood in that, had the mind of a child more or less and had to put with such bullshit. At least Tia Lulu and Anon were there for him.

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Good nights, people. Stay based.
>Pic related
Remember, she wasn't a gold digger.

>>25477785
That Hamster-wheel could have powered New York with how insanely fast and hard it was going.

>>25473912
>I don't know where I left off
um... lost your pastebin did ya?

srsly tho, glad u've stopped with the "poor picked on me" beta act and come back to us with your glorious green

>Also dassit.
i really hope that doesn't mean that's the end. don't scare your fans like that.

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>>25474169
i needed this green in my life and i never knew it

>>25463179
I would be interested in this given that BB is such a neglected character

>>25479977
I'm currently working on a different Broblood project, but there's still a chance I might work on it once I finish up with Neglected Anon.

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>>25474268 #
> implying it ever ends.

>>25474416 #
Unfamiliar with that, but I'll keep trying. Thanks.

>>25474463 #
It's desperately pathetic.

>>25474890 #
I'm glad I brightened your day! That brightens my night!

>>25475079 #
I'm intently following it. I love your stuff. You have this knife twisting talent. It hurts and I love it.

>>25475163 #
Thx Anon!

>>25475207 #
Imminent btfo'd

>>25475258 #
See beginning of >>25473912 #

>>25475281 #
Return of cliffhanger general.

>>25478750 #
Didn't update it before I went full butthurt.
And dassit for update for the day.
> Fans.
Kek.

>>25479604 #
Glad you enjoy it friend.


Might be able to get a short update out later.
Loki, where you is friend.

>>25456168
Oh God I had to get up and go for a walk before I could continue with the rest of it

>>25480750
>See beginning of >>25473912 #
Cool. I've been reading too deep to spot that, sorry.
And thanks for da upd'te!

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>>25480750
Today is a good day. Damn I missed you man.

>>25480750
>Unfamiliar with that, but I'll keep trying. Thanks.
That wasn't critisism, m8, it was a joke based on how alike Huey from Metal Gear Solid V TPP and your Twilight are.

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>>25482429
Shame she probably won't have any kids like he did, I hear the Douchebag gene and the Avoid Blame gene skip a generation.

>>25477785
But this sounds like she's a gold digger. The image I mean.

>>25483103
...that's the point. She's so deluded, the point is that she's a gold digger and is denying it.

>>25471239

>That night, you find yourself in front of the mirror again
>You turn, examining yourself from behind, then from each side
>Only twelve years...
>It only took twelve years to turn you into... this
>Carrot's sprawled across the bed, reading one of those cheesy mystery novels they write for colts
>You have no idea why he's so obsessed with them, but it seems like it's all he ever reads
"Honey?"
>He rolls over, setting his book down
>"Yes dear?"
"Can I, um... ask you a weird question?"
>"Of course. What's the matter?"
"I, um... uh..."
>You shuffle your hooves into position, adapting a rather sultry pose at the end of the bed
"What do you... what do you think of me? Of the way I look?"
>You wiggle your hips a little
>Carrot raises an eyebrow, pursing his lips in the way he always does when he gets confused
>"I think you're gorgeous, honey. I tell you that all the time."
"I know, but... you know, why?"
>You turn in place, giving him a long, steady view of your backside
>"Because you're my wife? You're the, you know, the mare I fell in love with. The mother of my children. How could I think you were anything else?"
>The smile he gives you is brimming with innocence, with charm, with pure, childlike love
>It makes your skin crawl
"I... right..."
>"You're as beautiful as the day I first met you, Cuppy."
>He pats the spot on the bed next to him

>>25483248
Typical.

Noice.

>>25483248
>"Now come get some sleep, okay? We've got a big day tomorrow. Apparently Filthy Rich wants us to cater Diamond's birthday party. And you know how she can me."
"Of course, right..."
>You lay down in bed, but stay on your own side, staring out the window
"Dear?"
>"Mm?"
"I, um... I forgot to tell you this, but... I'm going to be going to Canterlot this weekend."
>"You are? What for?"
"A... a friend of mine from Baltimare University. She's going to be staying up there for some, eh... research, and I want to visit her. I'll only be gone for a day or so."
>"O-oh. Um... okay. What friend?"
"Brass, um... Brass Boutique."
>"Huh. Don't think I've met her."
"We haven't seen each other in a long time. She really misses me though, apparently, and I thought we should catch up."
>"That... that sounds nice dear."
"Mhm."
>You hope Carrot can't feel your heartbeat reverberating through the mattress
>You can taste nervousness on your tongue, and it's difficult to keep your breathing steady
>Can Carrot sense it?
>"You'll hurry back though, right? I want you to have a good time, but... you know, Pinkie's not the best sitter. And we've got a couple orders to finish before--"
"No, no, I'll be back by Saturday night. I promise."
>"Okay. You're leaving tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow."
>"Okay. I'll let Pinkie know."
>And with that, he rolls over and turns out the light

>Diamond Tiara's party seems to pass in a blur
>Throughout the entirety of it, your mind feels far away, your body going robotically through the motions of serving the various fillies their treats
>Are you seriously about to do this?

>>25483298
>Carrot goes to bed early that night, bidding you goodbye with a simple kiss
>"Be safe, okay? Have a good time, but... please be safe."
"Of course, dear. You worry too much."
>You give him a peck on the nose, and he smiles, curling up in bed
>You head downstairs, the potion from Zecora nestled at the bottom of your saddlebags
>For a moment, you consider turning back
>This is wrong, you know it's wrong
>You promised you'd never do this kind of thing when you took your vows, right?
>But... you have to
>Just this once
>You need to get it out of your system, and then you can go back to being a wife, to being a mother
>Just once, you need to feel young again, to feel wanted, sexy, beautiful...
>For one night only, then you'll be back to your family
>It's the wrong thing to do, you know it is... but you're doing it for the right reasons?
>It's not for you, after all, it's for them...
>You need to get this out of you before it gets worse, then... then everything will be back to normal

>Pinkie puts the kids to bed and retires to her own room, promising to take extra good care of them
>You nod, not really paying attention
>With twenty minutes until your train arrives, you head upstairs

>>25483338
>Carrot is already sleeping peacefully, his spindly form tangled amongst the covers
>You cross the room to the side of the bed, planting a small kiss on his forehead
"I'm sorry, dear."
>Pound and Pumpkin's room, you visit their cribs, kissing each
"I'm sorry, babies. Momma promises she'll be back real soon. It's all gonna be fine, you'll see. First thing on Sunday, we'll all go for a walk. The whole family."
>And then you sling your saddlebags over your withers, and head out
>To catch your train to Canterlot
>Where you'll do something you promised you never would
>But only to save your marriage, and your husband
>...right?

Mrs. Cake please no. You're going too far down the rabbit hole.

>>25483354
This.

>>25453599
so I never went here because I always though it was anon, getting home one day to find his waifu being plowed by someone else

and everything would turn into depression and edge

is there a green where it's not as dark?

>>25483395
Loki current story isn't what you describe, nor is Jeff's other than that nope

>>25483395
I recomend, for your tastes:
>PI Anon.
>Everything from ActuallyMarriedPone.
>Loki's Prince Anon
>Jeff's green
>Neglected Anon from MarineMarksman
>That one from brandnewwritefag
>And Ghost Anon.
They are all in the OP pastebin.

>>25483619
>Ghost Anon
>not depression and edge
Bruh...

>>25483619
th-thanks

>>25483619
Yeah. That one thing I did should also have a sequel sometime in the near* future.

Here's the other thing: http://pastebin.com/yGm6vA7n

100% edge-free and filled with shenanigans!**


*near in this context is determined by sight distance and/or weeabo references to notebooks and not proximity

**may or may not contain sharp shenanigans

>>25483619
>using my motard status FimFiction name

p-pls stop

OH fuck is cake gonna rookie anon?

>>25483619
>PI Anon
Still my favorite.

>>25483338
Nice justification, Cup

Loki? Are you out there?...

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>>25474169
GREAT WORK! Amazing like always! So guys, what happens next? Anon lies and run away? Or he act like adult and seek help from Celestia for his Sombra problem?

>>25484971
>"Anon lies and run away?"
That's exactly what I would do since Celestia sounds prepared to send him to the moon if necessary.
Crazy sun horse.

I'm going to be getting back to updating Neglected Anon in a bit.

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>>25485631
Goddamn better writefriend. Got me hooked on your green

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>>25487305
Dassit, good night faggots, stay based. I love you all.
Also don't let people walk over you, and never trust someone who does those kinds of questions in a relationship.

>>25487323
These people deserve what they get for fucking around with >no hooves.

>>25487346
Horsepussy is the real deal. Only when people vote for Vermin Supreme is when America will be truly free, and womyn will be replaced by ponies.

>>25487461
Vermin Supreme 2016

>>25485631
>>25485652
>>25485670
>You felt your heart flutter as you took in those words.
>For the first time in month, you could feel the meaning behind those words.
>You could tell she actually loved you.
>But you also felt a deep pain in your chest, like you just took an arrow to the heart.
>That guilt you thought you weren’t going to feel was growing stronger by the minute.
>You needed to tell her. You needed to be honest with her.
>You were sure she would understand if you explained it, especially with how apologetic you felt.
>Still, you regretted.
>You didn’t regret what you did with Lyra, just that you didn’t bother waiting till today after you made Twilight sign the papers.
>It was just one fucking day. Why couldn’t you just hold it together?
>It would’ve made things much easier on everybody involved.
>You let out a sigh.
>It was time. You needed to talk with your wife about this.
“Twilight…. we really, really need to talk…”
>”I know… we can wait till later… I just want to enjoy this. It’s been so long…”
>Reluctantly, you shoved yourself away from the mare.
“I mean, we NEED to talk, Twilight. This can’t wait.”
>You felt like a dick doing it, but you couldn’t hold this in.
>The disappointment on her face was as plain as day, but she nodded.
>”Alright… where do we start?”
>You grimaced.
>You knew that what you were about to say was going to just further damage your relationship with her, perhaps inflict permanent damage on it.
>But you had to tell the truth.
“Twilight…”
>You steeled yourself as you pushed on.
“I haven’t been faithful to you.”

[/spoiler]Work. I'll have more later.[/spoiler]

>>25487618
RIP The Dream.

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>>25487618
Quick like a band-aid, I like it

>>25487618
At least Anon is coming clean with it. If Twilight freaks out really it's her own fault. She knew she was pushing him away so she should have seen this coming a mile away.
Keep up the great work looking forward to more.

>>25487942
That's one of the reasons I'd expect her to somewhat understand what happened. If she played the victim here, then it'd be time to say "Fuck you, I'm out.".

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>>25488110
>I'd expect her to somewhat understand what happened
Hell no, with how fucked up she is on emotion right now, hearing that's probably just gonna tip her into freak out mode or something, no matter how much she brought it on herself.

Emotionally unstable women don't act rationally, guys.

>>25487618
>You are Twilight Sparkle.
>You felt as if you ran straight into a brick wall, full force.
>You heard Anon’s words repeat over and over again in your head as you got hit by a flood of emotions.
>You weren’t having trouble figuring out how to feel. You were being hit by every single emotion at once.
>Anger.
>Sadness.
>Shock.
>Despair.
>Hate.
>Rejection.
>The urges to both vomit and jump from the highest point you could find.
>You felt it all, and for the most part, it wasn’t even directed at your unfaithful husband.
>Sure, it was wrong that he cheated on you, but could you really blame him?
>You pushed him away all those months, refusing to give him any love or affection, just because you couldn’t stand the thought of you outliving him.
>”It was just a one time thing…”
>Anonymous’s voice brought you back to reality as he began to explain what happened.
>”Yesterday… yesterday pushed me over the edge. I thought you were done with me, for good, and I decided I was going to divorce you.”
>You felt the pain in your chest grow worse at this.
>You deeply regretted the way you treated Anon.
>You were supposed to be his loving wife, that mare who would always be there for him.
>But you blew off all your duties just because you couldn’t face fate.
>You deserved this.
>This was your punishment for the way you treated Anon.

>>25489292
>You went back to listening to your husband as he continued.
>”Lyra was with me… she was always with me… and sometime after I decided that I was going to move on, she threw herself at me. I knew I should’ve waited till after the divorce, but… it had been so long since the last time I kissed somebody… loved somebody… I just couldn’t help myself.”
>He looked up at you, his eyes expressing nothing but sadness.
>”I… I love her, Twilight. Like I love you. I thought you were gone for good. I thought that I had already moved on, and that nothing was going to change that… but you came back.”
>You flinched as he lurched forward, grasping your hooves with his hands.
>”I’m sorry, Twilight. I really am.”

>>25488110
this. at this point she's on more of a tight rope than anon is

>>25489310
>You are Anonymous.
>You have made your decision.
>You didn’t expect it to come to you anytime soon, but as you spoke to your wife, revealing the events of last night to her, it came to you.
>Twilight had her chance.
>It was time to give the mare who was there for you when she threw it all away hers.
“I love you Twilight. I will always love you.”
>You gripped the mare’s hooves tighter, steeling yourself for what was to come.
“But I love Lyra. She didn’t abandon me, you did! My love for you and you deciding to come back to reality will never change that.”
>Twilight looked as if she had been hit by a train as she watched you in horror as you stood up and continued speaking.
“I-I can’t go back to you, Twilight! I-I’m sorry!”
>”A-Anon, I-I-”
>You didn’t want to hear it.
>You couldn’t.
>You rushed out of the bedroom, not looking back.
>You heard Blueblood yell after you as you sprinted by him, but you didn’t care, nor did you listen.
>You had only one thing on your mind, and that was Lyra.
>And the only place you wanted to be at that moment was her house, in her hooves.

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>>25489357
>>25489378

I mean, can you really blame Anon? Look at the face, how could you not love it?

>>25489430
Lyra's probably better in bed.

>>25489678
She's cuter as well, and not burdened by the role of an alicorn.

>>25489357
MnM you write the most based green on the whole board.

10/10

>>25489722
Heavy is the head that wears the friendship crown.

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>>25489777
Well said lucky trips

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>>25489722
Dubs confirm.

Lyra is cutest horse.

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>>25489357
>anon didn't pussyfoot around or ping-pong between them
Damn, consider me strapped in now.

>>25489357
>>25490153

I agree with this. I didn't expect this at all, and knew I approved of this instantly once it happened.

>>25489357
>You are Lyra Heartstrings.
>That goofy grin that’s been plastered to your face since yesterday was still there.
>So was that skip in your step, and that wiggle in your hips.
>That familiar warmth between your flanks came and went periodically as well, as you remembered the more lewd parts of last night.
>To say you were happy with the way things were going was quite an understatement.
>You trotted into the kitchen, humming cheerfully as you opened the fridge with your magic, grabbing the jug of freshly squeezed lemonade you made earlier.
>Nothing made a hot summer day more enjoyable than a cool glass of lemonade.
>As you poured yourself a glass, you heard a knock at the front door.
>Bonnie must be back, finally.
>You couldn’t wait to share the details of the last couple days with her.
>She’ll be jealous she missed out.
>Taking a quick drink of your lemonade, you placed the glass down on the counter and made your way over to the door.
>Opening the door with your magic, you rushed out the door to greet your friend, only to run straight into your lover instead.
>You were surprised. Pleasantly, but surprised nonetheless.
>You weren’t expecting him to be back till later in the evening.
“Hi A-”
>You stopped, giving him a quick once over.
>It was obvious he had been crying. His cheeks were stained with dried tears, and his eyes were redder than Big Mac’s coat.
>But… his face didn’t express any sadness.
>In fact, there was a big grin plastered on his face.
>”I must look like hammered shit.”
>An amused giggle escaped your lips.
“You look like you’ve been to Tartarus and back.”

>>25490677
>He shrugged at your statement.
>”Yeah, well, Twilight sent me to Hell... but I went even deeper. I took back everything I’ve lost.”
>The man fell forward onto his knees, and you found yourself pulled into his tight embrace before you could even react.
>”She tried to pull me back in, and I almost went for it, but taking my life back the first time was difficult enough… I don’t want to have to do it a second time…”
>Your cheeks immediately heated up as you felt his lips press lightly against the small of your neck.
>”I have you, Lyra. There’s no way I’m going back at this point.”
>You felt your stupid grin widen just slightly as you wrapped your hooves around Anonymous, placing a light kiss on his cheek.
“I love you, Anon~”
>Your lover’s embrace tightened as those words left your mouth.
>”I love you too, Lyra.”

Check em.

>>25490225
>I didn't expect this at all

Really?

>>25490822
I was actually planning on having Twilight and Anon reconciling up until that scene.