You can be with Applejack forever but the downside is shes human

>>25431147
>downside
>shes human and will be stuck in this world with you.
What downside?

>>25431159
No hooves

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>>25431147
>downside
At least we aren't in Paris

>>25431163
.... What downside?

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>>25431147
Yes

There's a lot a farmland nearby, could probably buy one with her and have sweet, sweet platonic hand-holding and friendship.

>>25431147
Yes. Get out of my board, furfaggot. >>>/trash/

>>25431147
I want to taste her pussy cider.

>>25431151
>>25431159
>>25431163
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>>25431193
Its sad how not a single one of you understood the implications of a downside and just blindly said yes.

I never said she'd love you, or care for you at all, in fact, shes trapped here in this world severed away from her friends and family.

If she finds out YOU'RE responsible for that, do you really think she'll love you?

>>25431247
o-oh.

why did you have to make it sad, anon?

>>25431247
You never said any of that shit nigger, you said we can be together forever

>>25431303
Yes, you CAN, be together, as in that was a possibility.

But it doesn't mean it will actually happen. Welcome to the real world kid, this place is shit..

>>25431147

Im not appulfag but even i know this isn't even a question: yes

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>>25431247

Oh shi-

>>25431147
Not if she's going to blame me about it.

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>>25431247

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>>25431147
>shes human and will be stuck in this world with you
>downside
Are you the same guy that said that we could get $1 million, but counted marrying Sunset Shimmer in addition as a "downside"?

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>>25431247
>>"No, no, no, no, NO, NO—"

>The panicked farmer sprinted towards the statue, clawing at her beautiful golden hair in ugly tufts.
>Her well-worn stetson fell out of her head and plopped sadly on the concrete floor.
>She paid no mind.
>She was too busy palming at the base of the statue, groping at the magic that wasn't there anymore.

>>"Consarn it, why ain'tcha workin' no more??!"

>The panic in her emerald green eyes were absolutely palpable.

>If only anyone from Ponyville could see her now.
>They'd remark at how this was all very much unlike her.
>Sure, she got a little too emotional every now and then — even shed some tears when the occasion called for it.
>But wanton panic was something the Element of Honesty was simply not known for.
>That'd be scandalous, indeed.
>Rarity would never let Applejack live it down. Maybe even spread the gossip to other ponies around Ponyville.
>Applejack desperately wanted to see ponies gossip again.

>>25431247
writefags get on it

>>25431247
>>25431326
>enjoy your fantasy faggots
>HAHA! YOU DIDNT READ BETWEEN THE LINES AND TOOK THE FANTASY WAY TOO SERIOUSLY! FUCKING FAGGOTS!
I think youre lost friend
Youre on a board where people discuss which cartoon snol hoers they want to impregnate.
Let the locals enjoy their escape from the real world
And dont tap on the glass. Youll spook them.

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>>25431489
>Seconds became minutes. Minutes piled on high enough to reach an hour.
>Clouds began gathering about, losing a drop of rain here and there.
>Applejack continued to palm at the portal.

>Tapping. Brushing. Punching. Begging. Kicking. Screaming.
>The portal, if it ever had been one, stood unresponsive.

>It was another round of kicks and screams before the damsel in distress broke down into tears.
>Her howls devolved into sad moans, then to wracking sobs.
>The husky-folky rasp of her voice rang out as the skies began pouring.
>Soon, Applejack was soaked through and through.
>Her stetson lay about behind her, waterlogged and crumpled.
>Her cherished gift from Rarity, and the only reminder of her now-lost homeworld.

>She didn't mind that one bit.
>She just wanted to see ponies gossip one more time.

>>25431528

Wow are we really doin this tragic thing? Cause im okay with that.

>>25431528
Pls moar

>>25431621
That's it. It was meant to be short.
Sorry bruv.

>>25431689
Well if not you, someone should continue.

>>25431147

>downside is she's human

How is that a downside?

>>25431528
pastebin?

>>25431247
You never said she's literally transported and transraced from Equestria

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>>25431689
Awe :c

>>25431712
http://pastebin.com/vw7WyT83
i mostly kept it short because appul is muh favorite pone and I can't stand to see her so sad

>>25431247
OK so start ocean style shenanigans ensue still not sure why there's a downside try this

DATA SHOULD BEHAVE AS SUCH

>>25431698
How is she not being a pony not a downside? Is this reddit?

>>>/trash/

>>25431147
Yes.

>>25431247
How the fuck is she going to find out? Read a 4chan archieve?

>>25431247
She'll warm up to me over time.

>>25431735
>http://pastebin.com/vw7WyT83
Glad to see you alive.

>>25431147
I get to live a slice of heaven for free? Hell yes.

>>25432234
>Anon was trying to summon something that could improve his lifestyle.
>A portal opens up and spits out a human woman that looks like she was from the south.
>Dafaq is this shit? You were expecting a demon.
>She panics and shit.
>Pretend not to know how she got here.
>Become friends, then she starts having feelings for you.
>Both become drunk.
>Anon fucked up by joking around "We wouldn't be here if I didn't try some summoning shit."
>SadPissedOffAJ.jpg

She will find out the truth sooner or later Anon. All you have to do is have a moment of weakness, and think everything will be alright after saying it.

>>25432767
>"S-surely the pain of being separated from everyone shes ever known and loved will pass."

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>>25431147
>>25431159
>>25431163

that's better. feet are better than hooves anyways, and human too.

humanized Applejacks are usually the sexiest so it's a win win.

>>25434249
but she'll never see her family again, anon.

surely you don't wish that on applewaifu.

I do agree that humanized applejack is hot as hell

>>25434941
Reminds me of that Asian aesop or something where a wisewoman told a guy to make sure that the fairy had at least three children before giving back the sash that allows her to return home.

Because with two children, the fairy can pick both of them up with each of her arms and leave immediately, but with a third child she won't be able to do so.

Man, that story is fucked up morally.

>>25431147
>Not my waifu
>No hooves
Nah.

>>25435078
god damn.
fairy tales of yore are incredibly brutal and fucked up. such as snow white ending with the royal newlyweds making the witch dance in scalding hot iron shoes for their own amusement.

>>25431528
F-fuck....

>>25435078
Oh, I get it.
The guy would be able to raise his own fairy child.
...
Yeah, kinda fucked up morally...But if he did not have his own child...wouldn't he be alone?

>>25431505
underrated post, scruffington

>>25435604
No, the idea is if the fairy has three kids, she couldn't take them all in the one way trip back home. She'd be stuck with you.

>>25431528
More...

>>25435788
It's more sad because that's the end

>>25435786
Oh wow, that is fucked up...
What if Anon did the same to...Applejack than?

>>25431147
Yes, but still >no hooves

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>>25431147
Yes pls

>>25435851
Nice meme

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Can I have anthro?

>>25435973
Degenerate Duty

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>>25431147
>>25431247
I already live in the U.S. South, she'd just be another boring republican protestant slut. Barely different from anyone else here.
There's not much an upside, really.

So no. I'll just let her be happy in ponyland.

>>25435794
Please tho, someone needs to writefag this some more.

There are some glorious AJ feels to be had here.

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>>25436346
It's a good cliffhanger

>>25436430
Well, I'm on the edge of the cliff that is my seat. Come on guys..

>>25436109
*tips stetson*