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Q&A Edition

ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art

List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/

Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice

>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136

Remember: we don't know everything about the characters

Last thread: >>25406575
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The reign of Hijacker and Craft begins!

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>>25424679
Are the Q&A's ever going to really start? I mean we got that one for CapeShit but nobody else seems to be onboard.
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>>25424711
PZ was the only one who actually got a question.

Just ask something, QM catch up and respond eventually.
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>>25424711
>Are the Q&A's ever going to really start?
I had no idea someone already bit the bullet.

I thought the questions would get poster here or in the appropriate thread, and the mic would always be open, honestly
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>>25424711
Totally onboard with the answering, what other QM's are taking questions?
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I'm always open for questions, though I wouldn't expect any drawings until I'm off work
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>>25424711
I hope they do, but everyone is probably too nervous or doesn't want to look like an autist.

I laugh because it is going something like this:

>"Hey guys, why don't we all fuck each other up the butt?"
>"Thats kinda gay man."
>"Well yea, but X did it and it looked like fun? Why not try it?"
>"You know he is right, it is kinda gay, but it looks fun!"
>"I guess."
>"So we all agree then? We wana fuck each other up the butt?"
>"Yep!"
>"Sure."
>"Why not?"
>"Then let's DO IT."
>"Sweet!"
>"Whooo!"
>"Yeah!"
>....
>"So.... who is going to take it out first?"
>....
>Coughing noises.

The ice just needs to be broken.
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>>25424734
>tfw new super tomorrow
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Nips is a cool guy who can art and also should do more smut.

RIP StoryTeller
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>>25424799

How are you?
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>>25424711
There two QMs, one of them is even /CYOA/ famous.

>>25424768
>>25424799

Shoot your questions if you have any for the characters of either Hijacked, or Radioactive Horse Quest.

Or be a tremendous faggot like >>25424901 and instead of asking something related to the CYOAs, start circle jerking.
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>>25424901
Ask a specific character.
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>>25424799
Is the sky blue?
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>>25424948
How rude. Don't you know that Hijackoff is colorblind?!
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>>25424962
Okay fine.
Is the sky up?
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>>25424905
FOE2 is back.
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>>25424799
Slav bird picture finished when?
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>>25424799
Kay, I got a question for Esmerelda.

How's your time with Willow going? You learn to stop mutilating everyone for magic yet?
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>>25424994

Also how are you?
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Also willing to do some character Q&A's in between today's itinerary and finishing up a thing I started last night.
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>>25424768
what's fuse box favorite food? What's their room like?
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I'd answer some questions, though I don't really expect to get them. But I'll keep this in the other window while I play FFXIV just in case.
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We were doing these in-character, right? I remember that being a thing mentioned, seemed like fun

>>25425105
I really like anything with cherries in them- my buddy Cherry Cobbler makes some SUPER tasty dishes! I've woken up from more than a few repairing benders with a fresh chimi-cherry-changa by my workstation- he's a real sweetheart. Best friend I have.

And technically my room is pretty neat- but that's because I spend, like, 99% of my time at my work station. The boss even got me a cot set up there. It's... a LITTLE disorganized. But I know where everything is! So that's all that matters!
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To Shuvelle from TNL: Do you remember when that griffon chick tore into Rocky's shoulder? I can only imagine how horrible it might have been to you in that state. Also, did it leave any sort of scar or is Taba's miracle powder too amazing?

To Miss Beli: What do you think you learned from your experience in the northern mountains and did you ever learn how to defend yourself well?

To False Rose: How you holding up buddy?

To slime that slapped Rocky's ass: Was it worth it?
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>>25425431
Shuvelle: I remember being frustrated not being able to do more for Rocky while I was still a shovel, somehow. That moment felt specially bad because, well, I don't want to brag, but I think I would have been able to take the hit. I'm happy being Rocky's shield if that makes her happy... except she complains a lot. Also she still has a tiny scar in her shoulder, but it's covered by fur, and Taba took care of most of it!

Beli: I've learned a lot about how to adapt in dangerous situations, and along with the team, we talked and decided to stick together for some time. Turns out none of us really had many friends before, so we're going to work together until we sort our lives out. I'm ashamed to say I'm still a really weak pony, but they're helping me fix that!

False Rose: I'm pretty good, thank you for asking! I've started to make some more friends, and the prince seems satisfied about it. I've been learning a lot about cuddles and snuggles and... more things. So many more things.

The slime that slapped Rocky's ass: Totally, brah.
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On that note, Trottingham continues:
>>25425881
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>>25424730
>What "short" quests have actually managed to be short?
The quests that actually lasted only a thread or two on purpose have all been forgotten
Its only been a month, but nobody talks about that one with aliens probing big mac, or that one with skeleton twilight
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>>25425949
Nyoom
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Threshold is live!
>>25425949
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>>25425991

Dammit.
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>>25425793
You're the best Fins.

Nice to see Rose doesn't look as trappy and is trying to himself instead.
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>>25426040
*Trying to be himself

Also the slime gave me a kek.
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Active threads

Threshold: >>25425949
Hijack: >>25358373
Runaway Hayride: >>25357983
Trottingham: >>25366729
FOE: >>25388761
FOE 2: >>25415904
Archipelago: >>25366038
Sunset Thing: >.25423832
YRWYS: >>25390624
11-54: >>25347924
Void: >>25307074
Urban Survival: >>25401462
Curwhibbles: >>25223082
Alchemy: >>25031143
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>>25426223
>>25423832
Fucking ass niggers
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>>25426232
>sunshit
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>>25426232
>Being this mad about this
OiE whining level when?
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>>25424994
>How's your time with Willow going? You learn to stop mutilating everyone for magic yet?

===

"Learn to stop mutilating ponies? Why would I? Live catalysts are WAY stronger than-"
*WHAP*
"OW! WHY? I'LL RIP YOUR FEATHERS O-AH!"
*WHAP*
>"Bad pony! Don't be evil!"
"I did't even- AH!"
*WHAP*
>"If I catch you trying to take more pegasus feathers I'm gonna bip you so hard!"
"But you already- NONON-
*WHAP* *WHAP*
>"I gave you, like five feathers and a jaw from a monster! Use those!"
"I'm a Witch! You can't treat me like this!"
>"I can if you're being a bad pony! Bad ponies get bipped!"
[Frantic Horse Noises]

===
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>>25424711
>The reign of Hijacker and Craft begins!
>and Craft
What.

Anyway, for those of you who did read Mendacity, I've thought long and hard over my bitchdom over the past few days and I've come to a decision. Mendacity returns on tuesday.

That said, I think a lot of my recent hesitation came from the art side of things, so would you as players be offended if some posts went up without art? I would still try to draw as often as possible but if I was really gnashing my teeth over something, I could consider skipping it. Of course I would not skip any scenes where a drawing could have even the slightest story significance.

That said, I billed it as an art quest, so if you want what was promised then I'll try my best to deliver it.
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>>25426304
Kyk.
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>>25426304
I love how Willow's head has gotten rounder and fluffier over time.
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>>25426349
It's all the cuteness from those pastel equiness getting into her body.
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Hero pls.
Please don't rush yourself, take all the time you need to deliver the best product possible while refreshing your creative juices for a new session.
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Alchemy continues. >>25426350

I doubt it, but if anyone has questions, I'll try to answer them when I have time.
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>>25426232
>>25426276

T BH the quest has some potential IMO F AM
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>>25426319

It's your quest mang, I'll read it however you wanna run it.

Especially now that your and Hijigger are in charge around here.
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>>25426382
Jitterbug, on one side of the room Speed is in danger, on the other side Swirl is in danger. You only have time to save one and the other will surely die, neither are conscious to tell you who they'd want you to save or to witness that you in fact made the choice.

Who do you save?

On a happier note, what is your favourite thing to do with the party when you're not with Speed?
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>>25426349
you can't stop it
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can't wait to slay some pussy in JAD
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>>25426416
Finish pics already
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>>25425911
Would DFU count as short? I think Subquest is short.
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>>25426427
Who is the sluttiest, most whorish cyoa pone?

Right now I can't decide between Harvest or Pot Luck.
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>>25426466
Blitz is the biggest friend slut.
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>>25426466
Harvest receives the trophy of whoredom and Pot recives gold in the slut category with Split Search taking silver.
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When's capitalism?
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>>25426482
Really? I figured Harvest would take Silver.
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>>25426487
at least 2 hours for our epic cat wetting battle (usually)
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>>25426492
Harvest will take anyone and everyone.
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>>25426319
Craft, I may be directing this towards you but this applies to everyone here that keeps complaining about how their art isn't "good enough"
You're artwork doesn't really have to be that great in a CYOA at all actually. To tell the truth, when I started 11-54 I had hoped that pushing myself to run a quest with art would force me to get better. This is also why there is a picture with every single post. Honestly, the only way to get better, oddly enough is to just do it, and as much as I complain about ho bad my own art is, it has improved over the course of my first quest. So honestly if you believe that your art is good enough for a quest just remember that you have the entire duration of a quest to improve that.

While I'm at it. Craft, it's fine if you don't want to put a picture on every post. I already said why I'm doing it, and there are lots of times where the picture doesn't really add to the quest in almost every CYOA which is what there are a lot of art quests that will skip the visuals for a few posts where it isn't necessary.
In fact, I think there was a lengthy discussion about when images are necessary and not on the CYOA thread a month or two back.
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>>25426694
>So honestly if you believe that your art is good enough for a quest just remember that you have the entire duration of a quest to improve that.

Should read:
So honestly if you believe that your art is NOT good enough for a quest just remember that you have the entire duration of a quest to improve that.

Sorry I'm an idiot.
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>>25426436
But if I do that I can't run cancerbat mission
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>>25426913
Nightslut meets Nightbitch when?
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>>25426913
Draw thing
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>>25426913
Sleep tight, sleepyslut.
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>>25426926
who knows?
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>>25426913
Just finish sleepyslut mission
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>tfw you actually really like Tara but nobody else does
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>>25426952
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>>25426952
I think her character is interesting. She has flaws, but unlike Essy, she's not irredeemable.

Would I like her as a person? No. Do I think her character is interesting and engaging? Yes.
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>>25426913
Sleep Tight, Sleepyslut
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>>25401462
Urban is ready
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>Wake up
>''Ok! Time to start my CYOA!''
>Turn on CNN
>''WAIT WHAT?!''
>Enter /int/

I won't start this shit with bad news
Worse, I wont start this in Friday 13
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Guys I think Horse might be in danger.
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>>25427025
I love you, ST.
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>>25426966
Thats basically how I see her too.
More interesting because of the flaws but without the uncomfortable questions that come with esmeralda. like: 'if she broke off horns to cast magic, how did she get those eyes?'
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>>25427044
If only he had worked that third job, maybe they wouldn't have had to culturally enrich him.
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>>25427025
Well, that just made me hard.
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>>25427025
>programing
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>>25427044
I'm glad that Urban finished that little segment with mooselim extremists yesterday, would feel a bit awkward right now if it didn't
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>>25427025
If it's possible, are you gonna have each character have different text speeds? Not "this guy talks slow as fuck and the other is Sanic," but I mean add/subtract a few milliseconds, not enough to REALLY deviate but enough to be noticeable.

In Pokemon Black/White, N's text always pops up faster and even Cheren points out that he talks way too fast. I thought it was a cool detail, one worth suggesting.
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>>25427109
>Res saw it coming
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>>25427135
Even at the highest text speed N still talks faster than everybody.
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>>25427043
>>25427044

>wondering why Threshold seems kind of slow
>go check /pol/

Well okay then.
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>>25427044
Horse pls, be okay.
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>>25426952
>tfw you made a post like this before and now another Anon has as well
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>people whining about Horse being in danger when he isnt even a QM anymore
>no one thinks about Pleeny who actually regularly runs an active quest

Pleeny I hope you didn't get enriched
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>>25427249
Who?
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>>25427269

>>>25366038
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>>25427249
didn't know he was a frog.

Good luck Pleeny, don't make eye contact with them.

>>25427269
QM of that island quest nobody reads.
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>>25357983 starts for a short session in mine exploration.
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>>25427276
>>25427278
Who?
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>>25427269
>>25427278

More proof that no one knows jack shit about quests unless the QM posts here
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>>25427249
Horse was known for being a smelly Frenchman, Pleeny keeps it under the cuff like he should.
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>>25427288
>one anon doesn't know
>three do
Clear proof that no one knows
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>>25427288
Is this the new Shinybait?
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>>25427294
I think the guy pushing that is the general general guy. A new form of minor annoyance.
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>>25427249
We need to list every French QM and check each one off as safe as they report in.

Need an updated list:
Pleeny
Horse
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>>25427316
Quick, get Nips to start streaming so we can see if Horse is safe.
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>>25427135
I could do something like that, sure!
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>>25427322
Most surefire way to do it
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>>25427356
Considering that Nips gives his skype to literally anyone, I'd assume he would just talk to him there
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>>25427249
Please don't be in lots of little peices Pleeny.
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>>25427055
Oh she's not the one who stole someone's eyes.
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>>25427524
You established that she spawned as just a plain dirt pony. So, yeah she is. Now you can freely imply that she's not the only one if you felt like hobbling your quest like that.
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>>25427564
>Being buttblasted about assumptions
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>>25427378
I hope Pleeny is out removing kebab left and right.
Hope you and your family are alright, m8.
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>>25427607
What.

Are we suddenly okay with QM's leaking meta shit? When did that happen?
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>>25427564
>dirt pony
Better watch your tongue.
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>>25427615
I don't think he lives in Paris, but I might be wrong.
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>>25427623
We sent a memo around the office, did you not get it?
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>>25427249
>the tumblr invasion was real
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>Bath was going to apologize for the bad end by having Nadine be forced into sexually entertaining the demon that was torturing her
Inept better step up her game, bath is hungry for the title of cruelest QM.
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>>25427759
It's up for a short while, if anybody cares.
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>>25427769
I've been thinking about reading this one.
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>>25427154
>not always setting the text speed to sanic fast in JRPGs
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>>25427703
>tfw just read all of Entrapment + Hell Edition yesterday
Please don't make my ponies suffer like this.
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>>25427703

As you wish.
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>>25427703
>>25427846
>someone explicitly says inept needs to be evil
>people complain about how bad she is
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>>25427872
Oh, I don't read her quests.
Enjoy.
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>>25427887
Well played, Anon.
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>>25427887
That wasn't my point but okay.
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>>25427786
As much as I'd like to encourage you, there is a certain flaw there. If you don't care about it that much, try. English isn't that good.
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YOU PROMISED M&M'S FOR TODAY HERO!
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>>25427967
I'm aware.
And honestly I don't give a shit. As long as the sentences actually make sense then I'm fine.
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>>25427977
How are we going to complete our lifelong mission of finding a copy of Equestrian Psycho?
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>>25427985
With dubs
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>>25427703
That really does sound quite bad when you put it that way.
I really didn't think this through, did I?...
I really need to not, write things with Nadine. Somehow, I seem to always find a way to make things worse. And here I thought things were at rock bottom, that things couldn't get worse.
I'm sorry, at this point I think it's compulsory.
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>>25428031
>He doesn't know how to dub
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>>25428058
Wew lad
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>>25428039
>Bath confirmed for planning to kill Nadine like Stone Cold's inring career at wrestlemania.
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>>25428058
Neither do you, apparently.
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>>25428058
Nah, that's not how you do it

You're going to love this, trust me
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>>25428039
doo eet
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>>25427966
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>>25428082
Pfft, this never works, bud.
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>not knowing how to get dubs
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>>25428031
>>25428058
>>25428082
>>25428134
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>trying to get dubs on /mlp/ without ess for ess' permission
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>>25428098
>Coltquest posted in the thread
Let the memes flow free
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Check my digits
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I am sorry to announce that our supplies of dubs or other repeating digits are scarce. Please stop carelessly trying to deplete them.
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>>25428204
I checked, and was disappointed.
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If singles cyoa dies
nvm it's already dead
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>>25427980
Then I'd be glad to see you there one day. If you want, that is.
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>>25426414
>Jitterbug, on one side of the room Speed is in danger, on the other side Swirl is in danger. You only have time to save one and the other will surely die, neither are conscious to tell you who they'd want you to save or to witness that you in fact made the choice.
>
>Who do you save?

"I would safe Speed. I know it's probably not what he would want, but for me Speed has become a very central role in my new life. Me and Lollipop actually talked about that stuff and I think I can really understand how she feels, if Speed would die I probably would end up in a similar emotional situation. Then again the death of Swirl would put Speed through a lot of emotional trouble, the best thing to do would probably be saving Swirl. I just fear that without Speed I will fail to be a good pony, then again a good pony would safe Swirl. I hope I never get into such a situation, I rather sacrifice myself to safe both of them."

>On a happier note, what is your favourite thing to do with the party when you're not with Speed?

"I like when we play games. Cards is kinda fun, but without something to bet it's just missing a little spice. I remember when I first got into the camp and Speed left me with Numb. We really hadn't much to talk about so he just offered to play some cards and we both loosened up thanks to it.."
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>>25428212
>>25428224
Don't worry goys I got this
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>>25428232
>Jitterbug confirmed for worst pony.
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>>25428233
Ayyyy
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Hopefully I can get JAD started within the next hour or so.

Can do Q&A if anybody cares to.
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>>25428389
no
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>>25428389
Innkeeper?
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>>25428389
Did you see >>25395239 ?
I could use your input
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>>25428431
Holly cow, i missed that at the end of last thread.

>>25428389
So how does adoption work in this world? lol
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>>25428431
I was kinda judgy about how railroad-y that lewd was but suddenly I'm a little more ok with it.
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>>25428431

Don't think I could've envisioned a better Cutie. The only thing I'd probably want changed is maybe have the mane a bitter shorter around the back and sides of the neck. Love the curls though, that's exactly how I imagined them. The mane-covered eye is a nice touch too...helps get the timid pony look across.

I give it D'aw/10. Would QT again.
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>>25428431
Why is Nightbitch a pegasus?
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>>25428547
Wrong cyoa lad.
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>>25428547
u wot?
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>>25424679
Just a question but could I just post quest ideas out here fir fun? I don't really have time to dedicate to a quest thread but I'd like to help generate an idea or two for quest masters
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>>25428699
Do what you want, it's a free country.
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>>25428699
It's relevant to the thread and literally no one can stop you.
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>>25428699
Go nuts
Who gives a shit
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>>25428096
>Implying it didn't already happen.
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Guess what time it is!

>>25428937
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>>25428947
time to soak those pussys!
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>>25428947
Time to go to bed?
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>>25428947
Hammer time?
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>>25428947
Time to rev up those gas chambers?
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>>25428947
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How do I join the secret QM club?
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>>25429050
By starting a cyoa
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>>25429050
You have to be popular kid.
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>>25429050
add nips on skype and he'll join you in the group
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>>25429050
You must complete the 7 great labours:

Draw your waifu in daipers.
Defeat Hijacker in dark souls.
Get nips to follow you on tumblr.
Create a dank meme.
Defeat bathwater in a drinking contest.
Gain entrance to Heroes pillow fort.
Satisfy the great pineapple gatekeeper.
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>>25429093
>Defeat bathwater in a drinking contest.
Well, at least that one could be possible to achieve. Just possible.
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>>25429093
Who are the brave few allowed into Hero's fort?
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>>25429093
>Defeat Hijacker in dark souls.
One or two?
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>>25429152
Didn't say anything about being allowed.

>>25429169
Challengers choice.
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>>25429177
>Challengers choice.
Man that just makes it a joke then.
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>>25429191
Why, does one of them have a really lopsided host advantage or something? I never got into the pvp.
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>>25429214
Well if you don't stack the dark resistance and have like... 4000+ HP Climax is almost garunteed to OHKO in DS2 PvP with the right set up and timing.
Only get one shot though.
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>>25429226
I only did Bell-tower autism to get chunks in DS2.
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>>25429235
I played the shit out of 2's PvP.
Not so much 1 because I was on the tail-end of it and the hackers and lol-stabs annoyed the crap out of me.
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>>25424679
Is running right now too late?
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QM as percentage by day of the total:

Mon: 13.8%
Tues: 12.6%
Wed: 13.4%
Thu: 13.3%
Fri: 12.6%
Sat: 16.5%
Sun: 17.9%

It's a lot more even than I was expecting.
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>>25429252
QM posts*
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>>25429250
Probably not
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>>25429250
We're just getting started.
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>>25429226
>implying i use hexes

quality is love, quality is life


>>25429248
>I played the shit out of 2's PvP.
mah nigga

and das1 had sub par pvp

it had some solid concepts like poise, but high level play devolved into exploit vs exploit and whose ringswap macro was set up or not
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>>25429299
Why didnt he just heal? The fuck is this nub shit.
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>>25429299
>quality is love, quality is life
B-but muh magicks!

>>25429327
>Not dueling honorably.
Something, something shamfur dishpray.
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>>25429327
because >muhhonor

also because if someone chugs, you bet the other person will chug too
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>been listening to nothing but Rising music for the past two hours
>Hero still isn't back
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>>25429334
>>25429342

>Honor in pvp

The goal is to get the opponent's health to zero by any means necessary while preventing your own health from reaching zero, why impose limitations on that shit?

Same
>b-but m-muh honor
happens in fighting games.
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>>25429093
>>25429142
Implying that mortals have a chance.
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>>25429353
You're describing invasions, which is just that.
People want fair summoned fights because it's fun.
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>>25429354
Someone stop this madman.
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>>25429353
>why impose limitations on that shit?
>implying

well I mean, the option is THERE
some people just dont want to take it
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>>25429354
>Jack Daniels
Objectively shit tier.
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>>25429366
It gave me flashbacks to runescape way back when, when you would rush up to someone in the wilderness and wreck them with D claws or trap them with ice barrage. It was always
>Melee only, no safing, no teleporting, no rushing, always ask before fight or I'll report u >:(

Then they'd complain on the forums or in lumbridge about it when you kill them. Bitch, if you want honorable pvp, go to the duel arena, not the wilderness.
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>>25429404
Well in DS if you bitch about invasions you're an idiot as there are ways to prevent them.
Summoned fights have some "rules" to them most people follow. Nothing's stopping you from whatever though.
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>>25429404
>finally get my lazy ass to be able to wield some basic dragon equipment
>go to buy p++ dragon dagger
>EoC came out like a week before and made poison retarded
>fuck
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>DSfags
baka desu senpai
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>>25429442
Being Hollow in 1 or burning a Human Effigy in 2.
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>>25429250
>can't edit the post at all without the "post" button not working
>can't get any apps to fix it because the store says I don't have enough storage, even though I have plenty of space
Well, so much for that.
Sorry guys.
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>>25429440
At least p++ daggers were never very expensive, and you can still play legacy mode and use that dagger just fine.
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>>25429446
You expect me to go on /dsg/?
Fuck that shithole.
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>>25429465
Honestly I was surprised how dirt cheap they were.
I haven't played in two years and I'm starting to want to go back.
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>>25429482
Sometimes I buy a month's worth a membership and fuck around for a while, see what's new.

It's a decently fun time and you don't get burnt out before you quit again.
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Seems that SiM has an (oddly enough) femdom CYOA running.
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>>25429891
huh
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>>25429891
Where is meme permit guy?
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>>25429891
>didnt link it

c'mon son
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>>25429957
I only do CYOAs with their own thread
CYOAs in generals get a free pass
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>>25430007
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25211388/#25274654

I was still searching for the start. Only 15 days old, it's a baby cyoa.
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I'm paranoid
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>>25430063
Nigga nobody cares
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>>25430063
I ate a microwaved hotdog for breakfast.
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>>25430067
>nobody cares
>replied
ANON PLS
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>>25430063
I haven't watched a new episode of the show since Slice of Life.
I haven't read a comic since the first part of the one where Trixie gets framed, and I've never read any of the FF ones.
I haven't watched any movies after the first EqG.
I'm really not interested in changing any of those habits, either.
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>>25430115
A-are you me?
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>>25430129
Yes.
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>>25430129

Maybe. How sadistic of a QM are you?
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>>25430152
I am in the firm belief that pones are for happiness. I guess it helps that I'm not a QM.
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>>25430181
If you were a QM you could save the pones.
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>>25430063
Okay, confessions huh?
I've got one.
I want to know what Inept's legitimate fetishes are, besides comedic deaths and Voltron, so I can attempt to write a lewd green the she would enjoy as a personal challenge.
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>>25430207
>No one will ever write you lewd personally for you
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>>25430207
>Voltron
Please elaborate. I need to know if I've been making a terrible mistake by not following inept's quests.
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>>25430238
>doesn't follow inept
>uses a space dandy image
>threshold's MC is literally named Dandy Pomp
What are you doing
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>>25430253
I did follow it at the very start but after that drama around the demotions a couple days in I lost interest in keeping up with it.
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i'm still on hiatus with quests, i've got an boi:afterbirth addiction at this time and i can't stop playing it right now
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>>25430218
Someone did for me, and I think I'm a fairly average QM. So if I can do it, you can do it too! Just go out there and do your best. Your feelings will be answered with smut one day.
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>>25430290
link it
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>>25430207
>SHE
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>>25430287
Stop playing until Edmund actually gives you the whole game instead of gating it behind a bullshit ARG and patching the content in later so data miners can't get to it.
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>>25430287
You ever considered running a general party-based fantasy adventure? Or something else more conventional?
I reckon you'd find a bigger audience than you currently have with your niche lolsorandom comedies.
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>>25430349
Where do you think he got the name?
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>>25430371
The original H&B was not what I meant by fantasy adventure.
H&B
>slow
>tons of exposition
>political bullshit
>edgy tone
>gritty alt-universe versions of the main 6
Eurgh.
Game of Thrones and pretty ponies mix together as well as oysters and gummy bears.

I was suggesting more like a fun DnD-style campaign. Something were his jokes, characters and art can shine through, but with a more grounded tone than goofy comedies. You need some degree of seriousness to create tension and drama.

So far, H&B guy has tried both ends of the spectrum. He's gone full serious and full slapstick, but I personally think he'd do better by taking the middle ground with a tone similar to that of the show.
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>>25430465
>tone similar to that of the show.
Young Days was pretty similar but it's dead.
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>>25430349
>>25430465
>>25430484

I might have got something very 'inbetweeny' planned...
but it's gotta wait til the end of my hiatus and the end of ogp
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>>25430063

I'm afraid by the time I actually get back to quest running it'll be too late.
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>>25430546
Dont be like that nips
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>>25430303
Really? It's just a scene with anon and flutterbat written by one of Persona Quest's players.
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>>25430484
Naw, Young Days wasn't what I mean either.

>starts off as goofy random comedy
>MC literally pissing on people and things, in typical lolsorandom style
>suddenly, we meet gritty alt-universe versions of the main 6 with an implied tragic backstory
Young Days was not a middle ground between the two extremes, it was mashing both extremes together.

>>25430544
Cool
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>>25430207
Inept's a huge fan of retro games
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>>25430546
It's never too late.
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>>25430564
It's not really alt-universe if it's set in the future and a child pissing on others actually happens irl
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>>25430595
Regardless, I hope you can see my point.
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>>25430465
You forgot about the terrible mechanics.
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>>25430900
Still paused until tomorrow, but here's a post
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>>25429891
>>25430031
So I read over the quest and so far it's pretty lackluster. The MC is pretty boring since they seem to be going for the "She's what you want her to be!" angle instead of trying to come up with an actual character. This is hidden beneath an insubstantial snarky attitude that doesn't at all support the character on its own. Nothing particularly interesting has happened either.

There's also a large amount of meta posting in the thread.

Overall a resounding 'meh'.
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>tfw its too late to run

goddamn im shit at scheduling

should I let the thread die? 50 posts (less after nightly bumps) is enough for maybe 1 or two updates.
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>>25431291
Let the thread die and finish those pics.
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>>25431291
It's only 3am, you are the new designated Nips, after all.
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Just woke up with the letter "j"typed across the screen. Shroud I run or try again tomorrow?
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For those few anons wondering when a new Vamp thread will start, the simple answer is that I will not start one.
I need a break, and no other QM really participated much in the last thread. So I'm going to wait until some other QM, I think Vampanon is the only one besides me left, starts a thread. If someone starts a thread and doesn't post as a QM then I won't post in that thread.
I feel like I've accidentally taken over this quest when really I just wanted to be a part of the collaboration.
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>>25431315
You should only run when w is typed across the screen.
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>>25429349
Are you me?
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>>25431408
>>25429349
Would you rather the lewd only get posted with the new thread, or would you rather it get posted here once it's finished?

Of course it should get posted in the thread, and being story-related, it doesn't exactly belong here, but do you think it would slow the new thread down too much if everyone's too busy reading it to play?
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>>25431443
Depends on when you would put the new thread up. Unless it's several hours after your usual starting time, like around right now. I'd be waiting for some alone time before I read the lewd, so it wouldn't matter right away.
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Horse here, I'm fine.
>there are people worrying about me in this thread
fuck, man.
Finished my internship yesterday, I'll look more into Delta P stuff soon I promise.
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>>25431533
Sh sh sh, you're dead now.

Be at peace oh spoopy one.
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>>25431533
Glad to hear it.
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>>25431533
>tfw there's hope
horse pls
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Since I fell asleep on my keyboard I think I'll take a couple of requests before I pass back out.
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>>25431292
>finish those pics.
ok, one down
and I added weeb shade to the list
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>>25431533
cant wait for yet another surrender done by the frenchfag
;^)
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>>25431022
>There's also a large amount of meta posting in the thread.
Meta posting is always a bad thing, but some QM's just can't resist the temptation.

We should create a list of 10 commandments that all QM's should follow.
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>>25430063
I've been frantically avoiding mlp for fear of wanting to start yet another quest I won't finish or trying to continue one that no one gives a shit about.
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>>25431603
This seems up your alley. Can you draw Penacriss from Urban with a Soviet helmet and sniper rifle? We found out that he was a "defense contractor"
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>>25431697
Legit think thats the best Pic you have ever done.

fucking awesome man.
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>>25431022
Guy in charge of the >lewd for that story here. Do you guys think it's salvageable, or is it fucked on a fundamental level?
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>>25432048
It can be fixed
It just needs some direction to really get going
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>>25431697
Holy fug, thats awesome.
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>>25431958
>not pepesha
It's like you aren't even trying.
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>>25431697
Are you still doing the Gisela x Blitz getting drunk pic?
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>>25432173
I'll add it to the list.
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>>25432182
Sweet
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complication image of QMs final words when b0ss?
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>>25431533
Just know that I don't believe you on the "more delta p" but I am glad to see you're not explodered.
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>>25431697
>that Gis
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>>25431697
Griffon Quest When?
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>>25427025
ayy looks bretty gud
is this gonna be a flash game, or is it made in some sort of engine?
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>>25432819
It's made in Construct 2
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>>25433095
noice.
i'm workin on my own little project too, but if you'd like some help with it in some way, i've got loads of time
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>>25431697
>weeb shade
excellent
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>>25428930
It did?
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>>25433848
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>>25433906
What in the fuck?
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>>25430077
without any ketchup
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>>25433906
That is really fucked up. Just... look at her face. That horse doesn't deserve this fate.
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>>25433906
highest kek
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>>25433906
You really don't need to be this self-deprecating Bath.
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>>25433906
If there's one thing I'll say for Bath it's that his dedication to canon is impressive.
I'd have buckled and retconed things by now.
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>>25433906
>that description
>that last picture
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>>25433906
Do we have a "Her smile and optimism: gone" picture for Nadine yet?
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>>25433906
I constantly feel so bad for Nadine.
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>>25433906
Look mom, I'm replying.
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When's bully?
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>>25434909
Shut the fuck up, you think Nadine's suffering is some kind of joke you sicko?
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>>25434983
>anons hate Es but think tara's mindfucking is okay
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>>25434983
I want Esmeralda.
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>>25435011
>Es
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>>25434983
I want to bully her to the good side.
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>>25435011
Apples and Oranges
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>>25435026
I want Esmeralda to sit on my face
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>>25435032
I want to bully her to the bullied side.
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>>25432048
It's salvageable. I mean, it's only a couple dozen posts in. The most important thing to making it an interesting story/cyoa is to make the main character an actual character. The biggest issue is that the character is entirely uncertain and undefined. When we're presented with a choice you present it like she's uncertain and asking for help instead of us just providing the next decision or path. She's a queen, she should be certain with her actions. Even if the QMs don't know what her next action is, in her world she's on her set path of what she wants.

For example, I can't tell if she cares about this hoofmaiden of hers. The post of her letting her hoofmaiden off the chain or whatever went through the motions of her being a bit worried, but wasn't written as if she was actually worried. And if she doesn't care about her, why should I care about her? And then in the last post she herself seems uncertain as opposed to the CYOA being paused and waiting for input. Input should be fully meta or not, half n' half reads weakly.

Open empty worlds and blank characters are just as bad in CYOAs as they are in other writing.
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>>25430325
It's literally there now senpai :^)
Also
>Implying ARGs are not fun
kek.
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>>25430325
>>25435312
As much as I love Isaac, Edmund's been spewing bullshit this whole time.

>The content isn't time or community-gated, the patch comes out when it's done
>We accidentally forgot to release the second half of the patch
>We didn't mean to buff Greed so hard, that was a mistake, I swear
>Woops, we didn't mean to nerf Azazel that hard, that was a mistake, I promise.
>Greed mode doesn't work? Gosh, if only we had tested the game before we released the next patch

At least be straight up about it, he was so pissed that people datamined, that he gated the patch until people figured it out.
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>>25435379
And if even if, so what? I still enjoyed the ARG and I'm happy that it happened. And being not straight about it could have been a part of the whole ARG thing (except it wasn't)
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>>25435406
Mostly because I don't appreciate content that I paid for being held from me, and I really hate it when people cover bullshit nerfs and buffs with
>"Yeah, that was a programming error, not a conscious decision on our part."
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>>25435476
Yeah, and you paid for the game as you got it. With the things that were in it at the time. The extra character/items/achievements were patched in later, even if Edmund planned the addition way earlier. It is not really different from a company adding content after copies sold (like Vermintide did and it was amazing) or atfer enough tweets about a game (less great, but still ok, since it's FREE). Thus, technically, you did get the content you paid for. And then he hinted at possible future content addition.
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Reminder that Treads is for bully and bully only
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>>25435702
Huh. I thought she was for commanding tanks.
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>>25435756
You're wrong because the tanks aren't real.
She is for bully.
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All cyoa charactes are to be cuddled and loved on a daily basis, this is the truth of this world.
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>>25435830
except Gar
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>>25435830
I want to cuddle Fruit
And spoon him
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>>25435830
*except Treads
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Earth pony royal guard MC when?
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>>25435948
as soon as you start your quest
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>>25435999
B-but that's not what I want to make my quest about.
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>>25435948
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>>25436008
It is now.
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>>25436453
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>>25436479
Uh oh.
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>>25436479
Hey, fifth time's the charm, right?
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Muffin Top and the Temple of Dendur is live!
>>25436531
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>>25436559
Why is pone angry?
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>>25436301
Archipelago is back.
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>Alchemy thread died while I was arguing with people in another thread.
Fuck

So I already have the next picture ready, just need to type the text. Since the thread died is there even a player around?
Alternatively I could draw some shit for people here.
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>>25436599
because she's fat and she had to climb stairs.
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>>25437154
>Alternatively I could draw some shit for people here.
Now that you said that, people are only gonna vote for it.
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>>25437154
Another thread joins in the Saturday deaths. I don't know what your normal sessions are like, but if you're ready to do a session you might as well start up a thread.
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>>25437154
Can you draw me a pony drawing a pony on a pony ?
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>>25437228
>Fruit Flank drawing a pony cutie mark on Treads to match his own
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Adventure soon fellow players!
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>>25437390
Indeed.

>>25437447
Super's up.
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>>25437213
I will need to draw a new title picture for the thread, which will take some time. After that I will probably only have time for one more pictures till tiredness takes its toll. So I guess it's better to do it tomorrow, I was late anyway.

>>25437228
Can the pony, doing the drawing, draw with its dick?

Any CYOA specific choices otherwise I'm going to stick with >>25437274
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>>25437555

>>25437274
is fine, but Treads has to have a scrunchy face
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>>25437555
Something for Runaway Hayride would be nice. The two main characters are described in these posts:

>>25357983
>>25369072

Buck Maverick and Hay Wain.
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>spaghetti
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If author shown art, and tell that I hide it, should I be glad or no?
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>>25437682
What?
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>>25437682
In English please.
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>>25437682
What?
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>>25437623
>Hay Wain doesn't have a manestyle description
You said 'sort of gussied up' and if you don't say anything to the contrary, she's gonna have hair like this
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>>25437689
>>25437690
>>25437697
Fuck your tongue.
Lets assume that other artist showed thing he did for you. Are you able to show it again?
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>>25437739
>Fuck your tongue.
What?
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>>25437739
I don't see why not
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>>25437682
Telling an artist that you hide his art isn't typically a good thing. They usually like their stuff to be shown around and attributed to them.

>>25437700
She comes off as a plainer pony, but that's fine. The guy hasn't described it in any more detail.
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>>25437746
He's saying he's a pleb who can't into English.
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>>25437746
I'm assuming tongue=language

As in 'native tongue'?
>>
>>25430349
What about a cyoa in saddle arabia or some other country in the workd where things arent as happy hunky as before?
>>
Remember when nips was drawing a birthday gift for hijacker?
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>>25437746
he obviously has a tongue fetish
>>
>>25437799
>Nips
>Finishing anything
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>>25437799
>clucks who still think nips finishes things
lmaoing @ this
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>>25437746
He wants to stick his dick in your mouth anon.
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>>25437755
So if art was shown first by artist, it's okay to show it again one day?
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>>25437826
Yes.
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>>25437826
If you write a greentext and someone reposts it, do you like it? If someone mentions your cyoa, do you like it? It's the same for art. People like to see their art spread out and appreciated. As long as you don't claim that it's yours.
>>
>>25437826
why not?
what is he gonna do, stab you?
>>
>>25437623

Ha, thanks for the recommendation! I am not brave enough to ask for arts myself.

>>25437700

As far as for traveling, maybe a little toned down that Cherry Jubilee's, but that'd be something close-ish.

As far as standard looking (like how she is in the mine which I forgot to really describe she usually goes with a ponytail sort of deal to keep her mane out of the way during work like pic related of sorts. And, since the covering was described later, the all important green neckerchief. Thanks for considering it!
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>>25437863
>>
Sorry for spaghetti. I'm here for a long time, but never had to do something that engaging.
One day...
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>>25437924
>Rare octavia
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>>25429349
Are you-
>>25431408
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
>>
>>25437783
>What about a cyoa in Saddle Arabia

We already have one.
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>>25438052
Thanks Hitler
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>>25438041
>random drawfag taking requests
>request jet
>nigger disappears for 12 hours and only does one pony
>>
>>25438041
STANDING HERE
>>
>>25438183
ON THE EDGE
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>>25438183
>>25438239
ON LE CRATER
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>>25437575
http://imgur.com/a/Npwla
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>>25438239
>>25438347
This is not like the good ole days of 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4esw5BEqfs
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>>25438391
heh
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>>25438391
Layering issue
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>>25438417
Fruity painted on her wing.
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>>25438417
Hah.
>>
>>25438448
>>
>>25438448
After over a week, we back! Fuck, that lewd took way too long.

>>25431697
And yooooooo
That looks fucking sick!
>>
>>25438391
Treads has a really nice butt.
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>>25438417
Here, I put that line there because I thought that the painting would not fully hide the wing line.
>>
How to be gud
>>
>>25438604
Learn how to draw.
>>
>>25438604
You have to git
>>
>>25438616
If you do this though, your quest will be terribly written

It's the law
>>
>>25357983 returns again~
>>
>>25438131
When was this
>>
>>25438677
>>25427860
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>>25438638
basically this, art aint gonna hold up the cyoa
unless you're a nipsfag then you're already dead
>>
NIGGERS!
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>>25438941
Gar pls
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>>25438941
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Bath pls
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>>25439386
No
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The last decision of the last CYOA you read was turned into "try sucking the nearest stallion's cock".
How does it turn out?
>>
>>25439482
>"Blitz, we just did this last night."
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>>25439482
He'd probably go for it.
>>
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>>25437623
>>25437700
>>25437924
Here is something.
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>>25439482
Since there's nobody around but an old mare it wouldn't work.
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>>25439386
There is no escape.
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>>25439508
It's a big, busy city, there's gotta be a stallion to suck off somewhere.
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>>25439506
and one with just the pony.
>>
>>25439506
>>25439518
That's a cute farm pony.
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>>25439518
Desaturate that shit, it's hurting my eyes.
>>
>>25439536
wow, rude
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>>25439536
>>
>>25439579
Brighter
>>
>>25439506
>>25439518
>>25439579

Wow! Now that's pretty gorgeous and a qt pone at that. Thanks so much!
>>
>>25439598
we are live
possibly cutting out early today, let's get a move on.
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>>25439582
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>>25439665
Fuckin' smile dog? I haven't seen that in a while.
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>>25439747
you haven't?
>>
>>25439777
>>
I wanna bully your waifu
>>
>>25428937

Adventures in capitalism continue.
>>
Is it wrong to want to waifu one of your own characters?
>>
>>25440375
No. Either you just waifu then and it's fine (even if you're weird)
Or it's a character you created but their character and they way they act is made by the players. In which case boy are you crazy for waifuing the collective conciousness of anons on this board.
>>
>>25440375
I see noting wrong with it.
>>
>>25440375
It's the perfect crime.
>>
>>25440375
a little.
>>
Worst CYOA MCs to Waifu?
>>
>>25440516
ur mom
>>
>>25440516
Treads
>>
>>25440536
Fite me.
>>
>>25440536
love this meme
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>>25440551
>>
A general note to QMs: If you're going to set up a situation that only has one resolution that you'll accept, don't pretend like your players have options. Make it resolve immediately. Because forcing your hand and showing that the last few hours of choices didn't actually mean anything is worse than giving your players no choices at all. It's a massive turn off.
>>
>>25440578
Can we go one week without bitching about Inept?
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>>25440578
Is this Hayride?
>>
>>25440589
>
>>
>>25440576
Why would you wreck Treads' tank like that, you meanie?
>>
>>25440598
Yes.
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>>25440589
Inept generally doesn't act like there's more than one option to begin with IIRC. Haven't followed her stuff for a while.
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>>25440615
I'm going to agree.

We were designed to fail the encounter, and all we could do was delay it until dude comes up and knocks the guns out of our hands before we could react.
>>
>>25440576
>>25440608
>We've had it, let's get out of here!
>>
>>25440637
Let's paint the picture more accurately. The guy shows up from the way we're looking and shooting, shoots the gun out of our hoof in pitch darkness (our hat is gone by the point) and our ally is then disarmed from the way he was facing from the dead silent wounded griffon.

3 hours could have been reduced to 'you turn the corner and find a shotgun pointed at you'. Fake choices are worse than no choice. Which is different from there only being one exit and that fact is painted on the wall in bright colors. Which is Inept's forte.
>>
>>25440681
>Taking the CYO out of CYOA
>>
>>25440644
So when is Mountain Ash going to purchase his first tract of farmland?
>>
>>25440375
I have done this.
>>
>>25440681
Well, at that does at least one good thing. It fosters a "Fuck the QM" mentality which makes linear stories a lot more interesting.
>>
>>25440795
Do we need a THREE OUT OF EVERY FIVE panzermane copypasta for Hayride?
>>
Holy Commandments of QMing:

1. Your players are idiots.
2. Your players are geniuses.
3. Fake choices are worse than no choices.
4. You control the environment.
5. Retcons are the devil.
6. Don't talk meta during a session.
7. Stereotypes aren't evil.
8. Consistent posting speed is more important than pure speed.
9. Completely open worlds are generally boring.
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>tfw disappointing people through what you thought at the time was a good idea.
S-sorry ;_;
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>>25441000
It's not too bad that you had one of those 'You have to fail' segments, they can be used pretty well in storytelling, but don't let it go on for so long.

As was said before, if the players are being forced to lose, don't have them struggle for so long.
>>
>>25441000
Then stop being bad.
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>>25441000
nice digits
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>back from work
>M&M up
>week of nofap is finally over
>>
>>25441034
Honestly, it's annoying as soon as you've made one decision into it. If the decision doesn't matter, it doesn't need to pretend to be made.
>>
>>25441034
>>25441123

I will try to learn the lesson from this.

>>25441055

Also try to git gud.

>>25441085

I wish it was on a better post, but thank you.
>>
>>25401462
Late start
>>
>>25440892
>Fake choices are worse than no choices.
Literally not true.
>>
>>25441369
If the players realize that they're fake choices, then yes, entirely true.
>>
11-54 is up.
>>25441368
>>
>>25441384 and we're back up
>>
>>25441488
closed for the night

is it just me, or are saturday nights a bit... ded?
>>
>>25441641
Bout 5 to 10 or 11 seems to be the most active time for questing on Saturdays
>>
>>25441641
My thread's been dead today too. I don't remember if it's just today or Saturdays in general, but yeah.
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at least next thread will start strong
>>
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>>25441692
Excellent
>>
>>25441692
>pulls a spear out of her bandanna
>plants it in the ground
>"now dance on it"
>>
>>25430063
I can't wait for Muffin Top to be over with so I can finally stop being the dark and edgy QM all the time. I miss being able to be the snarky wiseass narrator who sends pones on retarded adventures, not this super-serious melodramatic crap all the time. Furthermore, I feel like my creepy idea well dried up awhile ago and now I'm just recycling stuff from PQ2 and PQ3 that was scary back then but now players probably just see and go "Oh great another fucking monster to spend 7 hours fighting until it kills us, runs away, or dies in a very anticlimactic fashion." I honestly think I'm going to avoid both horror and, if I can help it, longass quests for awhile after this.
>>
>>25441720
>An SCP or some other monster appears that can only be pacified by this
Fund it.
>>
>>25441734
Honestly, my favorite experience with you as a QM was when you were doing Into the White.

Minus the whole mammoth part, of course.

The whole snarky narrator, "Look, you're a very brave pony, but this is not an igloo," bit, that was fantastic, and I wish you would do that more.
>>
>>25441114

I fucking love this image.

Every fucking time.
>>
1. A quest you enjoy
2. Something the QM does a good job at
3. Something that's shit about the quest
>>
>>25441938

1. memequest
2. memes
3. not enough memes
>>
>>25441938
1. M&M
2. Characters and settings
3. Players that were there at the time didn't let Jet shower with them
God damnit
>>
>>25441972
>Urban in 5 words
>>
>>25441938
-Filly Drill.
-Character interactions with the MC.
-That bit with the retcond death and god explaining the three days time limit.
>>
>>25441992
People were saying no and I didn't feel like posting and starting shit.
>>
>>25441938
1. Archipelago
2. Setting and here lately character
3. There's a few more misspellings and errors than I'd like.
>>
I'm terribly out of practice so I'm going to spend today and tomorrow drawing stuff to prepare for tuesdays mendacity session.

so does anyone have suggestions for things to draw? also, stream for the two of you who might care.
>>
>>25442086
Jolly Joists in a Santa outfit.
>>
>>25442086
The captains in Space and Space Vex meeting face to face with the tried and true method of settling mercenaries differences: Hoof wrestling match.

The bat pony has strength enhancements and the changeling would cheat.

http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/archive/vex/1440006649269.png
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/archive/space/1421202172929.png
>>
>>25442086
Could probably use more Muffin Top before Inept finishes Temple of Non-Consensual Cuddles.
>>
>>25442086
A sandwich.
I have grown bored of Inept's rendition.
>>
>>25442108
beard or no beard?
>>
>>25442178
Double beard
>>
>>25442178
Well, she's a pony, so she already sort of has a beard.
>>
>>25441938
>1. A quest you enjoy
Mendacity

>2. Something the QM does a good job at
Giving the players choices. The quest isn't very long, but I already have the impression that it's diverged greatly from many different plot-lines.
If Craft is railroading, then it's so subtle and immersive that I haven't noticed.

>3. Something that's shit about the quest
The characters are a little uninteresting. Their designs are generic and their personalities are rather run-of-the-mill.
They're cute enough and have some fun interactions, but on the whole they don't have any distinguishing or unique personality traits or physical features.
>>
>>25442610

To be fair there are only four and one was supposed to die immediately.
>>
>>25442687
With a small cast you need even stronger characters.

DFU only had two main characters, and they were engaging enough to hold up the entire quest.
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well that took forever.

thanks bath and hero for helping with >LEG'S
>>
>>25442610
>The characters are a little uninteresting. Their designs are generic and their personalities are rather run-of-the-mill.
>They're cute enough and have some fun interactions, but on the whole they don't have any distinguishing or unique personality traits or physical features.

This is a serious mistake that I made. Good spoop requires an investment in the characters and if they are wooden then it's hard to care for them.

particularly for the main character, whose personality profile i had written up was: 'guess i'll find out'. I did not establish anything for him because i was hoping something would emerge from the playerbase, didn't happen and now he's kinda cardboard.

although the others aren't a ton better.

Oh well, you took the slow route out so i have time to get ponies talking. hopefully i can flesh someone out.
>>
>>25442003

Yeah, that was pretty stupid. It sounded a lot better in my head.

Anyway, if I were to do the thing again, should I try and salvage that ludicrous premise, or go with something new and probably less stupid?
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>>25442745
>hero
>art
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>>25442812
I'd like to see something you'd actually planned for and decided on yourself.
>>
>>25442862

I'm not really in a position where I can do things like that currently. Part of the reason I was taking requests for what the quest would even be about. Other part was seeing if I could actually pull it off. (And we can all see how that went)

I could do some other idea for a short dumb quest that would most likely be finished before the month is out, though.
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Kinda bad desu. Arms are hard and they feel too long.
>>
Does anyone have any references for Treads? Things like Cutie mark, and tank type would also be good.
>>
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>>25442129
>>
>>25443349
>filename
>its not rushed or slapped together
gonna hand you a retry
>>
>>25443500
I dont think you got the joke anon :^)
>>
ayy
>>
500 lmao
>>
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>normie friend finds my stream
>complains no one draws his fetish
>while nips is in the room
wew.
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>>25443192
:^)
>>
>>25443192
Race: Pegasus
Gender: Mare
Pelt: Cream
Mane: Electric Yellow
Eyes: Cornflower Blue
Height: Short
Build: Slender
Mane Style: Ponytail with dark grease stains around the edges.
Cutie Mark: Eight-toothed gear emblazoned with a white army star.

And her tank is a Panzer III Ausf J (early).
>>
>>25443760
>stream
>didn't link
You're killing me, Craft.

Nice Jet though, thanks.
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>>25443760
>no link
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>>25443824
>>25443819
It's over now.
didn't want to be that guy.
>>
>>25443833
where can i sign up for the cyoa club
>>
>>25443833
Well now you're the guy who streamed and didn't link.
>>
>>25443849
Well, okay. If I stream again tonight I'll let you know.
I have posted it here once before though.
>>
>>25442745
Wonderful. Thanks man.
>>
>tfw feels like I didn't run in 2 weeks
>tfw depression kept me away
>>
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I'll finish it when I get up
>>
>>25444038
Are you me?
>>
>>25444092
I don't know, am I?
I honestly feel really shitty, but luckily my absence wasn't noticed as far as I am aware
>>
>>25444118
Are you Slothtrot, Panzermane, Stray, or H&B?

If the answer is no then I'm not sure if I say I have noticed.
>>
>>25444211
Nope, none of them
>>
>>25444314
Oh, Rocketeer maybe?
>>
>>25444415
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