Rainbow Dash Thread

>>25405745
You want that cider dashie?

*Nods head*

Twilight floats the cup away from Dash and drinks it all

"That was good"

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>>25406057

Rainbow Dash a cute. A CUTE.

>>25407166
He is thinking what I am thinking.
>rape

what does Rainbow Dash smell like?

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>You and Rainbow have been hanging out of a while now.
>She finally broke the silence and asked if you wanted to be her coltfriend.
>You said hell yes.
>After convincing her to go out on that third date you both had a great time.
>You finally let her into your bedroom, being the gentleman you are, you opt to go down on her first.
>You're immediately assaulted by the most fowl smell imaginable.
>Your first time seeing her goods up close, her cunt is crusty and rotten.
>She's horny and you love her like nothing before, but this?
>What do?

>>25409086
Eat her out in the shower

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>>25409086
>Your first time seeing her goods up close, her cunt is crusty

I would partake of her delicious crème brûlée

>>25405745
do ponies always stick their tongue out when they want to eat/drink something? Does Dash? How would you exploit this?

>>25409394
intriguing headcanon you got there

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>>25409356
Disgusting, but this:

>>25409896
Adorable

Bop

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Sure is boring around here...

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>>25411930

>>25413011

>>25406591
That grin

>>25414832
Belly rub?

>>25415161
like she has a say in the matter

>>25415200
She dresses like that then she deserves what she gets

This thread is shit now

>>25409021

A field on a warm summer day, right after a light rain.

>>25415999
trips confirm to abandon thread
but seriously, /mlp/ is slow because of /trash/
once the excitement of being able to post pony porn dies down, most will be back
it's that the pony porn postings had been backing up since the scruffining
I wouldn't worry about it

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Dash is best pone

>>25409896
I want to tickle rainbow dash

>>25417802
Cute

>>25416160
Are any writefags still around?

>>25406938
I wonder how she would react to being offered cider in exchange for a hug

>>25419512

There's not much she wouldn't do for some cider. Just one more score, she keeps telling herself. Just one more will be enough.

It never is.

>>25419532
Oh my

>>25418362
What does it taste like?

Boop

RD provesional Cider tester

>>25409086
this meme meme still a thing?

>>25423266
Apparently

Writefags bump

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>>25424111

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Best Pony

>>25424992
what is this, a Rainbow Dash for ants?

>>25425715
That's one cute foal

okay how bout this:
you can go to equestria and live a great life with Rainbow.
But
She isn't your lover or your wife. She's your daughter. Would you still do it? if so wut do?

>>25426164
I don't know about that...

>>25417802
Something about this picture makes dash look adorable

>>25406057
So she'll have to wait a hour or two to get it?

>>25427616
...ewww...

>>25419532
She should talk to somepony about her alcohol/cider problem...

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>>25424992

>>25427692
That's better

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Closing out a good night of drinking with a bump
cheers RDfags

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>>25431000
Cheers

>>25430853
Awww

>>25434630
What's she planning....

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>>25435429

>>25436454
Has she never been offered a suger cube before?

>>25436616
I want to offer a sugercube to Rainbow Dash

>>25424883
Yea....where did they all go?

>>25440073
Kyries manestyle. Cute~!

>>25441215
Hnn

>>25441215
And then Applejack and Rarity walk in

>>25442649
that would be interesting to watch

>>25442649

Foursome?

>>25443092
Or extreme embarrassment

>>25444289
why

>>25444488
Krusty Kunt Flakes are love, Krusty Kunt Flakes are life.

who got six

>>25444444

>>25444555
That's a lot of fours

>>25444555
nice double triple fours and fives

>>25445232
Now I have a sad

>>25439551
Rainbow comes over to hang out looking like this, what do?

>>25445917
Beat her up some more.

>>25446268
kek

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>Liking Rainbow Dash the most

>>25446746
>can't even scratch the paint
cars with her face on it is 20% tougher

>>25445917
Movie night to numb the pain

>>25440005
this
we need more art of her being coy through her wings

>>25447507
I like this idea

Blop

>>25447507
She needs to have her wings ripped off, fluffy style. Worst pone ever.

>>25447507
But without human shoulders and weird foreleg anatomy.

>>25447507
Yes!

>>25451124
did she just have sex with a toaster?

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>>25451240
I heard the sex was really hot

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>>25451777
Don't you mean things got a bit toasty in bed?
what a waste of trips carlos

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>>25451777
I'll bet that when they cuddle it gets really toasty

>>25451806
CARLOS!!!!

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>>25451803
Fuck you faggot

>>25451777
>>25451803
>>25451806
>>25451890
I wouldn't want to see her get burnt in that relationship

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>>25451890
n-no you

>>25451923
Her entire world would crumble

>>25451985
I hope the toaster buttered her up first

>>25452066
>>25452066
The break up probably cut deep like a butter knife

>>25452143
>>25451124
does this mean she'll have a real crusty cunt now?

>>25452211
Wow, that pun was really crummy

>>25452250
Ouch, that was pretty harsh. That dude is toast

>>25451777
>>25451803
>>25451806
>>25451890
>>25451923
>>25451985
>>25452066
>>25452143
>>25452211
>>25452250
>>25452348
these are all bread winners

>>25452388
I could toast to that

>>25452450
so, time to toast in epic bread?

>>25452600
Doing that is a crust

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>>25451777
>>25451803
>>25451806
>>25451890
>>25451923
>>25451985
>>25452066
>>25452143
>>25452211
>>25452250
>>25452348
>>25452388
>>25452450
>>25452600
>>25452823

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>>25453005
Welp, I didn't make the yeast amount of puns

>>25452980
Cute bump

>>25454687
Cute

just drew this uncomfortably aroused dash
http://i.imgur.com/jlmhkxM.jpg

>>25455317
and now so am I
nice work!

>>25455317
Holy shit mate, that's really good! Please do more lewd, that'd be awesome!

>>25455339
>>25455569
aww, thanks
>more lewd
i take requests

>>25455741
Requesting more dash being uncomfortably aroused

>>25455795
This

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>>25455795
So very original and imaginative.

>>25455741
Anon booping her and says yes, she'll marry him
it's from that little green that booping is a marriage proposal

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>>25456779
Seconded

>>25454687
Bzzt

>>25454687
lower...

>>25457632
Lower.....

>>25456723
Hey, fuck you, I was up all night making dumb bread puns, I can't into brain right now

>>25458703
yeast, someone's gotten a rise out of that post

>>25446746
>ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™

all writefags went Candles

>>25460562
Why is she sad?

>>25455569
>>25456723


Since were at it ...

http://strawpoll.me/6021417

Boop

>>25461697
Cause anon is not in the picture aswell

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>>25463097

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>>25456723
>>25455795
delivering

>>25463529
Where's the bottom of her face?

>>25463555
you mean that her mouth goes into the bottom line there? it's a cartoon style m8

>>25463529
FAAUUUURKIN aces mate. Muh dick requires more

>>25463516
Game on!

Boop

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I wish I could draw.

Have Dashie feeding Fishie

>>25466314
That's cute
Saved

>>25466314
Adorable

. .

>>25468514
She tells nobody about her pet butterfly

>>25466314
Awww

Boop

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Dash be sleeping whilst we wait for a 3rd or 4th consecutive day of no writefagging, did they die?

>>25471843
Hope not...

>>25471901
Let's hope they don't live in France ;~;

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here to bump again

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we could always attempt an actual discussion or something
Here's an idea: what wouldn't you do for her?

>>25472402
Damn son, I really can't think of anything. I'd do really anything she wanted. How hopeless am I?

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>>25473008
hopeless as I am

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For those of you who have a plush, and are as creepy as I am, how do you spend time with her, how do you cuddle with her, and how do you make love to her?

board traveller here

my gf says rainbow dash and applejack are lesbians or something, can /mlp/ confirm?

>>25473738
with my dick

>>25473745
>gf
>4chin
But to answer your question, no. There's just about as much evidence as to her being straight as there is her being lesbo. It all comes down to head canons.

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>>25473745
All of them are lesbians. There are barely any males in their world.

>>25473745
There's no evidence really, but people say that because:
1.) They're the most athletic ponies and have a friendly "feud" surrounding it
2.) They're the most asexual of the Mane 6 when it comes to potential love interests

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>>25473738
I don't pay much attention to my plush, but I have a pillow and a tulpa to pour my affection into.

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>>25473785
>All of them are lesbians

>>25473802
How do you Fuck a tulpa? When you boil it down, it's just a figment of your imagination. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but how do you fuck it?

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if I'm at my computer I'll have a smaller plush of her in my lap
in bed for naps, I have a small plush as well
but for sleeping, I have my LS Dash
I'll either fall asleep with er on top or with her next to me while I have my arms wraped around her and have my head resting on her foreleg as a pillow

as far as making love, well:
I made a minky sleeve that would fit over my guy and with grabbing her butt or waist, I'd hold her close as I grind, the friction warms it up and feels great
I can go all the way to climax and kiss her as I do.

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>>25473830
I've heard that some are actually able to get off with just their tulpa, but I haven't had much luck with that. I just give her control of my wanking hand and impose her over it.

>>25473008
Dash with a detailed mane is underrated cuteness

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>>25473745
No evidence for that. She's just telling you her headcanon. Happens a lot with shippers.

>>25473785
Nope. Background pony crowds are filled with so many clones and are so inconsistent, you couldn't possibly hope to use them to determine anything. I'm pretty sure the gender ratio is even, and we just don't see it because the animators don't have the time or money to handplace every single pony. They use copy/paste a lot, you see. One thing that's certain is that they are primarily monogamous, meaning most ponies are monogamous.

Of course, you're just being sarcastic, I'm sure. It's not like anyone in this fandom would be silly enough to actually believe what you're suggesting, right?

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>>25474828
Not that there's anything wrong with headcanon, it's just that some shippers seem to miss the difference between canonically good friends and canonically lovers, and Applejack and Dash are the former. Not to say that shippers can't headcanon two friends as lovers or becoming lovers, but yeah, it isn't outright canon.

You get the idea, I really shouldn't go into rants about shippers, nor do I really want to.

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>>25474895
Especially since I always beat myself up for the way I try to word/explain things even when I know it's not that big of a deal to get things so damn perfect or not when I'm trying to explain stuff. Anyway, I'll be going now before I just get too stressed. Don't have many new pictures to post either.

>>25474828
>Happens a lot with shippers.

Which includes Anon x Dash shippers, naturally.

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>>25475302
This fucking guy

>>25473738 I've always wanted a plush...
The things I would do with her, I feel so fucking creepy now.

>>25475528
Don't worry, as soon as you buy one, your mental state starts to slip, and you don't feel as bad anymore. It's fucking great

>>25475557
Well in the case...

sign me the FUCK up good shit.

Who's the best artist you know for a semi-reasonable price.

I'll go out of my way to burn my pockets if I feel she'll fill the void in my pathetic life.

>>25475866
The problem is that most plush makers have a huge backlog, so even if you have the money, they still won't make you one. I'm one of the poorest fags on here so much so that I had to save up for two months just to buy one of the cheap Chinese ones. I would recommend them if you're as poor as I am, it was cheap, looks alright, and holds together well.

>>25474895
That's one fluffy pony

>>25475966
I've debated on just buying one of those cheap walmart ones to hold me over until I can afford a decentish plush.

If I'm lucky I can save $25- $50 a month.

>>25476496
No, don't go for walmart, those look like they ascended from the depths of hell itself. Just go for the Chinese ones. They take a long time to ship, but they're cheap and they look pretty good.

>>25477575
I don't suppose you could provide a link for me? :)

>>25477575
shenzhen?

>>25475866
other option is to make one yourself, less waiting, way cheaper, but very time consuming especially if you don't have a sewing machine

the plush thread has a wonderful "how to" and pattern guide

its not as hard as people think, and most of the high pricing comes from the time the maker puts into making the plush

>>25478261
I may actually check out the Plushie thread, I've got nothing but spare time so it would be a very worthy investment.

>>25477693
www.123cosplay.com

>>25478296
Wow those are actually pretty fuckin nice

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>>25478319
>www.123cosplay.com
there's a reason why they only show from one angle

>>25478367
Ok, the mouth is a little fucked up but I think I can live with that.

So fucking buying one of these.

Thanks anon :D

>>25478319
Yea, they are pretty cool.
>>25478367
I'm sorry you got one like that anon, mine isn't nearly that bad. That is a problem, but it's never nearly that bad. Also, judging by the tag, we didn't get ours from the same place, seeing as mine had a whole different tag.

>>25478442
I'm glad I could help anon, I got mine about a year ago and I still love it! As I said here: >>25478452
The mouth thing is a problem, but never that bad, that was a really rare case

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>>25478470
Found this while looking for rainbow dash plushies

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>>25478507
Lying sacks of shit.

Still pretty cool though.

>>25478553
Yea, just thought the name was funny

>>25473738

Mainly cuddle post for good feels. A little kissing here and there. Otherwise during the day, the two I have stay up on a shelf.

Boop

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Bumparino

>>25480302
That would be a worrying reaction to booping dash

For the sake of not having just bumps let's have a little chit chat.

Say you miraculously end up in Equestria for whatever reason.

You end up being friends with Dash but want to press into a relationship with you.

She ends up rejecting you and say that she "just wants to be friends"

How would you deal with the fact that she doesn't want you.

Would you be able to move on with simply being able to socialize with her and find another pony?

>>25480851
to be perfectly honest I would probably kill myself. I've got no family, i've got no prospects, i don't really know the culture and the only thing that really would make it worth it rejected me? I just wouldn't be able to cope. Though, i would write a will and I would make sure she knows its not her fault, and that anything that I had that was worth anything is hers.

>>25481027
I feel really glum now :/

>>25480851
Friends is better than nothing

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>>25481027

>>25481027
try harder
I would of course be a bit sad, but that would pass in my fervor of scheming and planning ways to slowly get closer to her until I could ask again without settling like the desperate faggot I am.

If that never ended up working out then pretty much this >>25481027

>>25481672
this
we can be Nap Partners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsmin9N7im4

Boop

>>25480851
you're forgetting that you could go to the EqG world and hit up Dash there if pony Dash doesn't want take you out of the friendzone

>>25483180
Yeah but honestly, who would want to go to the EqG universe, it's a joke.

>>25484189
the other option would be to throw her into the mirror pool and have a dumber clone of her, one that will love you

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>>25484368
I think the EQG version isn't dumber, just that she's in a dumber culture so she intentionally dumbs herself down to fit in as with most high schoolers.

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I love this horse so much

>>25484584
I was referring to the clones being simpler in the mind, much like what happened to pinkie, where they were effectively reset to the series premiere Pinkie, without all those lessons learned and such

we also know Dash absorbs information while doing other things (pony Dash anyway)
I bet EqG Dash could do the same thing while doing sports or driving around town

>>25484939
Indeed

>>25486132
Astronaut dash is best dash

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Does Rainbow like being pet?

>>25426164
Oh fuck yeah, I'd dad the shit out of RD and not even a rapey dad.

>>25486899
I sure hope she does

>>25486899
Look at her face, she loves being petted

>>25486899
that's the look my cat gives me right before she bites and tries to claw me

>>25487744
I want to see rainbow attack twilight like a cat now

>>25489096
*Chicka-Chicka-Chicka* "Hi, my name is, what?"
I wanna see an MC dash now.

>>25489096
Great cuddle oppitunity

Bumped
Where did the writefags go?

>>25489452
This

>>25490372
ISIS recruited them.

>>25491693
Awww, that's adorable.
Saved

>>25491693
Man, every once in a while, you happen across a picture that's just perfect. Fuckin saved

>>25492167
I want to >rape a drunk Dash

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>>25492341
I want to escort her to my house and let her sleep in my bed.

>>25492358
I want her to wake up the next day and tell her that she doesn't have to explain anything, but that she needs to eat all the eggs

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>>25492435

>>25492167
Yum

>>25493849
What the fuck?

fantastic prismatic automatic cuteastic incredible indelible beautiful pone

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man I wish I could get this

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>>25497147
cutie fruity filly

>>25495031
My waifu

>>25500088
>Rainbow is taking you to meet her family
>when you arrive, she is swept up by all her brothers.
>She loves her bros, but they are a touch full on
>and they've just noticed you
>the man who swept their little sister off her hooves

wut do?

>>25500127
Pray to Celestia they like you

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>>25497867
have a better version

>>25501776
Aww

>>25428494
>heart shaped condom wrapper

muh dick

Only the finale to go and then no new dash for quite a while

Boop

What's your favorite video featuring our favorite pony?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAoEf5iL8Q
This was one of the first pony videos I watched and I've been a dashfag ever since.

I'm on a new laptop so I can't bump with a picture
:c

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>>25508101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMQdkL-cfGM

>>25500127
WHO WANTS TO WATCH SOME HOOF BAAAAAAAAWWWWLL!!!

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Wrote this for her.

When the wind stops blowing
And the river stops flowing
I’ll take a break
And think about you.

Maybe it seems like it’ll never end
Or that it won’t be okay
I know of one thing I can do
And that is lie there, and think about you.

Love always seems like a sail, billowing
But when I see your eyes, they're glowing
I can’t help but be meek
And say that my love is true.

Let us have a moment of silence for all of our writefags that died in the France attacks.

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>>25510788
*sniffle* B-bad day for rain, isn't it?

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>>25510788
I didn't come here to feel...

goodnight dash thread

>>25511485
cya faggot

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>>25510788
D-dammit anon, why'd ya make it so heavy...

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Bump.

>>25513177
Free cider just out of shot?

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Do you think Rainbow would be a good roommate?

>>25514431
Possibly

>>25513177
Cute

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>>25513661
I got a Rainbow Dash drawn for my birthday a while ago, almost forgot about her all tucked away in a folder

>>25515363
nice

spalone babuguuscuties

>You've been living in Canterlot for a few months now.
>You're still trying to get adjusted to the new college routine you have.
>You don't know a lot of people here yet, just the popular people such as Sunset Shimmer and Flash Sentry, but you get along with these two just fine.
>You also managed to make friends with a group of six girls.
>One of which is your roommate, Rainbow Dash.
>She seems to be an alright roommate so far.
>Her biggest trait you've taken note of is how undeniably loyal she is to her friends.
>And apart from being annoying every now and then she's a good girl.
>Speaking of which where is she?
>She was supposed to be back from Sugar Cube Corner by half ten, which was half an hour ago.
>You'd go to this get-together the group had were it not for your assignments holding you back.
>Right now the least you can do right now is listen to some music and lay down on your bed for the time being.
>You put on your earphones and hit shuffle on your phone listening to whatever song plays.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CewOjHHwR4
>Ok maybe not THAT song.
>Rainbow Dash put some of her music on your phone a while ago.
>You've yet to get rid of some of the weird stuff she put on your phone, but for now you play the next song hoping for something more to your liking.
>And in your favour that's exactly what you get.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OHBEmQtNIg

>>25517637
>You manage to get through a few songs before hearing two loud knocks on the door.
>That can't be Rainbow Dash because who would ever knock on the door just to gain entry to their own home?
>She has her own set of keys for this apartment anyways so why would she?
>You struggle to get out of your comfort zone before hearing the door knock twice again.
"I'm coming, just give me a damn second!"
>You finally get out of bed and make your way to answer whoever's knocking.
> You open the door and you are immediately shocked to see who it is at the door.
>It's a big bulky police officer.
>"Are you Anonymous?"
"Yes?"
>"And does Rainbow Dash live here?"
"Yes. Why'd you ask?"
>The police officer in front of moves to his right to show you another officer standing behind him.
>And beside this police officer is Rainbow Dash.
>"Ooooooooh, h-heeeeeey...Anon...*hic*"
>"Found her waltzing around like this on the streets," The cop standing next to Rainbow states.
>The way she talks. The way she's losing balance every second. How she smells.
>You can't say your surprised by this but even so, you're still disappointed that she got drunk out of her mind like this.
>"Y-you can let...me go now...*hic*," Rainbow says to the police officer beside her as she tries to walk into the apartment only to fall into your arms.
>"You should've been*hic* there, Anon. It wassssss.........wiiiiiiiiild...*hic*."
>"Next time try to take care of your girlfriend, Anonymous." One of the police officers says walking away from your apartment.
"What?"
>"We're not...quite there yet *hic*, but we're getting there!"
"What!"

>>25517669
>Rainbow lets go of you and walks to the couch where she'll be spending the night on most likely.
"I can't believe you let this happen, Rainbow," you say to her whilst locking the front door.
>"What? Can't I h-ha- get a LITTLE drunk every once in a while?"
"A LITTLE drunk? Ok, first of all, you're drunk out of your mind, Rainbow. Second-"
>Whoa, whoa...whoa...I-I'll have YOU know...I only *hic* had...one...two...maybe seven or eight drinks but-"
"Wait, what? Eight drinks? I thought you were having a get-together, not a fucking frat party."
>"Oh just *hic* chill, Anon. It's Saturday tomorrow so it's not like-"
"Saturday? SATURDAY? It's fucking Monday tomorrow."
>"Oh.........Oh shit............*hic*."
"Oh shit indeed, and last I checked your behind on your assignments so good fucking luck finishing them before college tomorrow."
>"Don't *hic* worry...I got this allllllll...underrrrrrrrrrr..." and with that she passes out on spot.
>You sigh and walk up to her unconscious body.
"You're real piece of work, you know that?" you whisper to yourself looking down to Rainbow Dash.
>As annoying as she can be sometimes, she still a good girl.
>You carry Rainbow Dash (who is surprisingly lighter than you thought) to her room.
>She may have made a huge mistake but that doesn't mean she should be left how she was on the couch.
>Actually, yes it does, but you've always been a good Samaritan so you feel condemned to get your roommate into her warm bed.
>You enter her room and make your way to her bed to which you place Rainbow Dash in.
>You wrap her bed sheets around her to which she can immediately feel and she snuggles into them.
>Just when you're about to leave you here her mumbling in her sleep which you found to be so cute.
>She always did this when sleeping and it always reminded you of your little sister.
>What you'd give to see her again.

>>25517686
>Before you leave Rainbow's room you look at her and whisper to yourself "Goodnight, Dashie."
>You see her smile a little in her sleep. She must be having a good dream.
>You close her door and make your way to your room where you'll be getting some shut eye.
>You sit on your bed thinking about everything that has happened recently.
>And what might happen in the future.
>Not exactly sure why you do this now but you do it anyway.
>You certainly feel a lot happier ever since you moved into Canterlot.
>Your new friends are the friendliest people you met in a long time.
>A lot better than your old friends, that's for sure.
>But something about Rainbow makes the happiest.
>When you first met her you didn't think much of her, other than her crazy rainbow hair.
>But the time you two have spent being roommates has really changed your perspective of her.
>She's a lot more open with you than anyone else in the group so that's a good sign that she trusts you.
>Some of things she does are pretty amazing too.
>You don't really know what it is with her but something about her makes you feel things.
>She just seems to be the most exciting person to be around with in the group (other than Pinkie).
>You lie on your bed and pull out you phone and put on one last song before going to sleep.
>You put your earphones in and play the next song on your phone since it was left on shuffle.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyaK3jo4Sl4
>What a coincidence that this song plays right now.
>How humorous.


>tfw Rainbow Dash will never be your punk rock girl.

>>25517746
Sweet
Great green anon

>>25518434
Thank you.
I'm not sure if I should/could continue with this.
Granted I too need to catch up on college work so I'm not sure Ii I can. it depends, but I would like to carry on with this.

>>25517637
>>25517669
>>25517686
>>25517746
Shit-teir music taste, but decent green. You have my attention.

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Rainbow Dash is a cute

>>25432914

>El Dasho
>Cute
>Tongue out
>Winking

Ded

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>>25519910
artist and picture I've never seen before
cute

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>>25519963
they have a fun and unique style
I like it

Where the fuck do you think you're going thread?

>>25519910
Poor dash

Saving thread

>>25409021
Vanilla

>>25522517
Because I can

>>25517746
>You struggle to open your eyes, but after a second or two of trying you eventually regain consciousness.
>You're now fully awake after what felt like a half decent sleep.
>You really don't want to get out of your bed to get yourself ready for college today.
>It's just another Monday morning but you gotta do it.
>After what feels like a war you manage to get out of your comfort zone and check the time on your phone.
>It's 8:45am.
>College starts at 9:00am.
"Oh fuck," is all you can say to yourself at this point.
>And like that you make like a bat outta hell and put on your clothes and proceed to get everything else ready.
>But before you do you gotta wake Rainbow up.
>You enter her room, walk to her sleeping and try to wake her up the best way you can.
"Rainbow wake up! We're gonna be late for college!" you yell to her.
>And with that she jumps out of her bed and looks at you.
>"W-why did you- Wha-what time is it?"
"It's nearly nine. We've got less than fifteen minutes to get ourselves ready for college. Come on, let's go."
>"Oh Jesus fucking Christ, I'm sorry!"
"It's fine, let's just focus on getting ready right now."
>For the next five or so minutes you two get as much as you can ready for today.
>You're a bit surprised she isn't hung over from last night, but you don't question it.
>The more active she is the better.
>This isn't exactly what you had hoped for this morning but then again you don't really know what to expect anymore.
>You finally gather up the essentials and are ready to get going.
"Ready, rainbow?"
>"Yeah, dude. Let's go."
>You two walk out of the front door and then you lock it just before you leave.
>As great as Rainbow can be you still don't trust her with looking after a pair of keys, especially the keys to the apartment.
>And she doesn't blame you after what happened last time.

All I can do for now. I may update this after I get back home.