Can't Sleep

>>25375743
Do I not need sleep anymore or what?

>>25375743
I'd die.

>>25375743
That's easy. Become a knight of the night. Basically like Batman.

>>25375758
This

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>>25375743
Die from sleep deprivation while watching Twilicorn going mad because of it's inability to cure me.

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>>25375743

Find out how many times I can ejaculate in 30 hours (I really can't stay up long) and then kill myself I guess.

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>>25375814
Gosh no... please no

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>>25375814

Diaries of a madman

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>>25375814
>her final moments with you are spent patiently rocking back and forth with you in her embrace, humming a lullaby as you finally drift into your first and final slumber in Equestria

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>>25376560
WAKE ME UP!

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>>25376560

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>>25376560
A-anon I didn't asked for these feels.

>>25375743
WAKE ME U-oh.

guys you can just rest for a few hours without actually going to sleep.

it's not that bad, plus there's probably coffee in equestria

>>25376851
Coffee is gross

How about the opposite: go to Equestria but suffer from Narcolepsy and spend nearly all of your time asleep?

>>25375743
Oh, joy, I can never see Luna outside of any official setting.

>>25376875
They all think you're some form of dragon. A dragon that spends all it's time making lewd statements and masturbating to fillies in the bushes outside of school. Spike has a crisis, afraid that he'll grow up to be just like you.

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it would be more painful if you're lying in bed with your waifu cuddling up against you, watching her rest peacefully, her warmth feeling comfortable against your chest, and all you can do is to let her hold on to you, not being able to enjoy the simple slumber with her

>>25376851
You need sleep to live though, it balances out the chemicals in your body. Without sleep, you would die in about 2 weeks.

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>>25376560
Stop pleas

>>25376851
Without sleep, you will die within 6 months or so. You'll be crazier than a shithouse rat long before that, though, with hallucinations, failing eyesight, and dimentia setting in after a week or two.

>>25377060

>implying you won't meditate with eye coverage and some magic stuff

>>25377073
>meditating instead of sleep
>literally wanting to be an elf

I'd rather be dead senpai

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>>25376560
This makes me ponder...
If you guys could choose how you die, and your waifu was there with you, how would you die?

>>25377336
>>25376560

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>>25377336
"HEY PINKIE WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?"

>>25377336
Heart failure

>>25377336
Historic.

>>25377336
Orgasmed to death.

>>25377423
Without any introduction. Just walk up behind her on the street, shout your last words at her and blow your brains out.

Thank you, anon, when I finally kill myself, this is exactly how I'm going to do it, and in my note I'm going to credit you as the source of my last words.

>>25377336
Slowly and in her arms.

>>25377060
> 6 months
More like two weeks.

>>25377336
Snu snu.

>>25377527
See this is the only guy with the right answer.

>>25377336
>Burst into throne room
"WHO FUCKING FARTED?!"
>Self-immolate

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>>25375743

>Become plagued by elaborate hallucinations that inevitably lead to me confessing that I had killed someone to get to Equestria.

And that someone was myself.

>>25375757
This is an important question. Would we die from not sleeping? Would we ever still feel the need to sleep?

Not needing to sleep would probably be great if you wanted to get close to Luna.

>>25377060
>>25377617
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia

>>25377802
Hoxton is that you?

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>>25377336
One last sunset. Watching the remaining sunlight illuminate her gorgeous eyes. Aching at every tear they shed, but also elating at every memory they conjured up.

My last few moments would be a silent symphony of sentiment. And only fate would tell when I'd succumb to its fatal lull.

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>>25375743
So basically senior high school/freshman college 2.0? Okay.

This damn thread. I'm tired now. I'mma go to bed, cling to my body pillow and weep while imagining >>25376560. Thanks a lot, anons, pissing on my good mood like that.

O Sleep, death's half-brother, into thine arms I yield my weary soul.

>>25378211
>body pillow
not a plushie
dude, it's 2015. get with the waifu times

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>>25376560

sad bump

>>25379544
A quality life-size plushie costs $800+. Normal plushies are microscopic for a guy who's 6'2.

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live damn it, I want green

>>25376560
>>25376587
>>25376614
>>25376751
Guys, you'd begin to experience vivid hallucinations within the first few days of sleeplessness, followed by death 1 to 2 weeks later, you wouldn't have time to get close enough to purplesmart for this to happen, much less be sane enough or have the cognitive energy to interact with her normally during half of that time.

>>25383820
I stayed awake for 70 hours before. As far as I could tell I wasn't really mentally impaired. My balance had gone to shit but that was about it.
Of course, it's always possible that I was so out of it that I didn't realize how badly off I was, but I think I could have easily stayed awake for another 2 or 3 days if I hadn't been worried about a heart attack.

>>25383847
First few days generally implies sometime during the first week. Different people can tolerate different levels of exhaustion, and will have different reactions. Obviously this is a difficult study to conduct due to ethical considerations, so there isn't much research.

>>25383892
And regardless, my point is you wouldn't have enough time with purplesmart for this moment to occur.

>>25383892
>>25383910
Fair enough. My point was that I don't think mental state deteriorates quite that fast, unless there's a cliff somewhere along the line.

>>25377336
In my sleep, after letting her know that there will be no tomorrow for me. And comforting her, of course.

>>25383633
true, but it's worth it
the other option is to make one yourself
it's not as difficult as one would think, just very time consuming and you can make them life size for around $300

>>25376560
Green when

>>25375743
It's not like I sleep at all anyway.