I know it's not Sunday but fuck it, it's my birthday.

>>25354870
>Sun horse wishes you happy birfday
>Great big cake, no lie!
>She boops you on nose.
>Misjudges her own strength.
>CRUNCH!
>You writhe in pain.
>Blood pouring down your face.
>"Oh gosh, Anon, I'm so sorry!"
>Celestia isn't so good with blood.
>Takes a good look at you.
>All joints lock up.
>Eyes go funny.
>Sun horse topples in a faint.
>SPLOOSH!
>Right into the cake!
>Royal Guard freaking out.
>Before you know what's happening, three ponies have you pinned to the ground.
>"Stop right there, criminal scum!"
>They haul you off to the dungeon.
>The iron door of your cell clangs shut.
>You sit on a thin straw mattress, damp stone walls all around, and delicately hold your broken nose.
>Best birthday ever?

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Anon your birthday only means something if your birth was something to celebrate.

>>25355033
Yes

>>25355085
>projecting

His sunbuttfags. Working on something. What do you think Celestia was like as a teenager, before she became an alicorn. Let's just assume it's an earned form.

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>>25354870

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>>25354870
Happy birthday OP.

>>25355033
I got to be with Celestia 10/10 best birthday ever

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>>25354870