"Anon, Twilight put parental controls on the computer! Could

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>>25349611
Wait, if Twilight put parental controls on the computer, how can you be...?

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>>25349611
Delete system32 that will take em off

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OK, but you have to let me fuck you first

>>25349611
What is a...."computer"?

>>25349962
>Anon not knowing what a computer is
What a fucking normie
reeeee

>>25349611

>You get this annoyed look.
>Ever since Twilight put up that parental control Spike has been asking you to put it down.
>It has been getting annoying for a while.
>Hell, you don't even know what the hell Spike does on the computer.
>Do you really want to know though.
>After a while you just get up from out pf your seat now missing a bit of your favorite show.
"Damn'it Spike!! This better be the last time!!"
>You then peoceed to get on Twilight's Computer.
>You then put in the password.
>"FlashSentry<3"
>Was that really too hard for Spike to figure out?
>You then finally ask out of curiosity.
"Spike, what the hell do you even do on this computer to get Twilight to put in a parental lock on it?"
>Spike then replies.
>"Nothing. All I do is get on Youtube."
"Youtube?!"
"Seriously?!"
"Why the hell did Twilight put in a parental lock just for you getting Youtube?"
>"I don't know all I watch is Smosh and Annoying Orange."
>It is then you understood why Twilight put up a parental lock.
>You then proceed to turn off the computer.

>>25349611
"Sure!"
>Pick a usb pen from my pocket
>Give to him
"Boot into this, and have fun"
https://tails.boum.org

>>25350063
>Not Annoying Apple
You had one job, anon.

>>25350063
And this is bad how?
He is just a kid. Kids are allowed to watch stupid things.

>>25350063
Yeah>>25350170
He is right, let him watch what he wants, at-least he isnt looking at porn and shit..
If he is, make sure its good taste

>>25349611
don't worry spike, you just need administrator rights and you'll be able to disable parental controls. or just burn a GNU/Linux live CD and get access to whatever you want to access that way.

>>25350170
If he's going to watch stupid shit, make sure there's at least some quality in it. Put some Cr1tikal on

>>25350204
>cr1tiak
damn, for a minute there, I thought of the famous quake 3 competitive player fatal1ty.

>>25350170
If that's the case, lets introduce him to Filthy Frank.

>>25350266

And Markiplier.

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>>25350266
>"Uh, that's nice and d-dandy anon...c-can I go back to watching parasprites videos, now?"

>>25350277
NO! You're going to watch this and fucking like it, you little shit.
https://youtu.be/PJODpPoOddg

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>>25350277

>"A-anon? Are you ok?"

Do you know why I wear my mask?

>"I thought it was because you were in an accident! Isn't that what you said?"

"Lies, Spike. All of it."

You undo the laces on the back of your mask slowly.

You pull it off, to reveal....

"ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NANDAYO!"

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>>25350302
>"...T-TWIIIIIIIIIII!"

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>>25350306
>didnt die when you pulled of the mask

>>25350306
I will never understand that crap...

>>25350317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0KIUD1Abg8

>>25350327
I know what it was from, I just don't get it. Like, at all.

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>"I seriously hope you didn't take off those parental controls, Anon."

>>25350357
Well when your password is easy as "FlashSentry<3", who wouldn't be tempted to take it off.

>>25350373
And, seriously, Twilight, those fanfics of you and Flash are horrible.

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>>25350357
>"He...he showed me...a-awful things..."

>>25350392
Come on Spike it was only one dick. It wasn't eveb real.

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>>25350266
Well, if dubs demand it

"Alright Spike, if you really want that password down, you gotta use it to its full potential, if ya know what I'm saying"
>You give the purple lizard a wink
>He's confused
>"What are you talking about, Anon?"

>You turn the parental control off
>Put youtube.com/user/tvfilthyfrank in
>"Wow, your fingers are so fast, do you practice a lot?"
"No, just a lot of games under my belt."
>As the page loads you notice a couple of icons on the taskbar
>Alan Wake, huh?
>Good taste, Twilight

"Spike, you gotta embrace the internet, man. This is why I suggest watching a couple of this guy's videos."
>You put on your favourite
>WORST ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z07SOyZKqM0

>The video starts
>"Is this guy one of the humans, Anon?"
>Oh right
>He watched the pony version of Youtube
"Yeah, not the best example, but he is."
>The best video you've ever watched nears its end
>Spike laughed all the way, despite it being kind of gross for a normie
>Of course you considered Spike a normie
>But now you see that he has that papa-Franku going in him
>He just couldn't release it
>"This is the best! Does this guy have any more videos like this?"

>Oh man you're in for a ride
>A wild, filthy ride
>With a couple of dicks here and there, 'cause you know, there's nothing wrong with a good old-fashioned cock.

>>25350373
You should really stick to reading more than writing. Or at the very least have Spike write it down.

>>25350475
>Letting Spike write Twilight's sexual fantasies?
Just.... why?

>>25350596
Well, it might help him understand what ponies want so that he's more experienced when he goes for Rarity...?

>>25350596
Who wouldn't want to write down someone's sexual fantasies?

>>25350392
you'll need to be desensitized. spend some time on encycopediadramatica (particularly their offended page) till you're cured. worked for me.

>>25350688
Dubs so I might as well answer.
How about any sane person.
No one wants to know what the hell your sexual fantasies or desires are.