>"See anon? I told you math can be fun!" >"Anon?..."

>>25331046
But anon had killed himself.

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>>25331092
the end

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>>25331046
Thanks for waking me up op,
for a second there i thought i was in a shitty spin-off universe

>>25331046
You been drawing shapes and mumbling to yourself about the Riemann's hypothesis colluding with the illuminati. Look, I don't want to butt into your life but, I seriously suggest getting help.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>25331046
"Not asleep, calm down...this is actually a good position to take a peek under your skirt..."

>>25331046
*cue metal gear game over music*

>>25331046
Oh, shit. You said "math"?

>>25331046
>CAN'T WAKE UP

>>25331165
Fucker beat me to it

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>>25331314
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>25331046
WAKE ME UP INSIDE.

SAVE mEE

>>25331603
>SAAVE MEE

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>>25331114

>>25331115
>>25331266
>MGS
Mah Niggas

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>>25331046
wait
I have an idea for a story with this subject
not EQG related

>>25331920
Do et faget

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>>25331114

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>>25331920
>implying it being not eqg related is a bad thing

>>25332080
no, that was never implied

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>>25331920
"Huh, what?"
>you were sleeping at the desk in front of the pony princess we all know and love/hate, Twilight Sparkle
>"You fell asleep again. Is this really that boring?"
>you rub your eyes a bit
"It is when you already know all of this. Then again, Cheerilee's students are almost the same exact way. They just don't care to learn this stuff."
>you let out a yawn and get up from your seat
>"I just don't understand. I used to love learning about all these numbers when I was a filly."
"Well, according to history, things were a bit... calm back then. Nowadays, everything is too flashy and 'interesting' that normal teaching is just too boring for ANY young filly or colt. Not even my teaching could help them."
>you look at the chalkboard in front of you and get lost in deep that
>you're Anonymous
>an aspiring teacher who was warped into a land that shares the same name with an African city
>after getting settled into the world, you tried to use your training for a good use
>Cheerilee was a little hesitant, but soon accepted you as her assistant
>over the next few months, a new set of younger students entered her early morning classes
>unlike the ones later on in the day, these foals are like kindergarten students from your world
>and, sadly, they share the same problem
>modern times...
>with everything being so 'innovative,' it becomes increasingly difficult to teach these young ones
"If only you found a way that could stick to the guidelines of the educational system."
>"Guidelines?"
>oh fuck, you thought that out loud
"Uh... yeah, educational guidelines. Can't do any extravagant ways of teaching."
>"What are you talking about?"
"...Huh?"
>Twilight picks up a book from who knows where and opens it up
>"Any teacher may use any means to help their class learn any subject, so long as no harm may come to any of the students."
>she slams the book shut
>any means?
>...
>pic related

continue?

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>>25332123
YES!

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>>25332123
I feel like this will break into song

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>>25331114

>>25332313
>break into a song
if only I had musical capabilities like that.
sorry to disappoint, but its not going in that specific direction

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>>25332123
"That's it!"
>"What's it?"
>you dash on over to Twilight and pick her up
"There's no guidelines, so I can teach them how I learned my math when I was a kid!."
>you start twirling her around out of joy
"This is going to be fantastic!"
>all of a sudden, you let her go
"Wait! how am I going to recreate these methods? Its not like I can just make them all individually learn that way. This is a class, and this needs to be a group thing."
>Twilight quickly recovers from your drop
>"Anon, what's going on?"
"I need to figure out how to teach kids a certain way. With this world's technology, I don't think its currently possible. I could be wrong, though."
>"Anon, we can probably assume it's-"
"Shut up, Twilight. We don't even have ways of showing the screen onto the board because LCD screens aren't even invented yet."
>"Anon, what are you even-"
"Enough, Twilight. I just need to project images onto something. If I can't use technology, what can I-"
>why can't you move?
>you quickly realize a purple aura around you
>Twilight soon hovers next to you and looks you straight in the eye
>"Alright, Anon, what are you even talking about? If this is about teaching, then at least explain yourself clearly!"
>her horn is glowing with magic
>magic...
>MAGIC
"That's it!"
>"Oh no, not this again. You're explaining this to me now!"
"Alright, alright, I'll explain. Just let me down first."
>she abides by your request
"Ok, so... when I was a kid, my teachers were awful. I couldn't learn a damn thing. However, I had something in my pocket all the time, wherever I went. Without realizing, I was actually learning vocabulary, math, and all that good stuff... without using those stupid educational programs."
>"Programs?"
"Nevermind that, just... let me ask you one thing. Can you project images into reality by using magic?"
>"You mean... like your imagination?"
"Yeah, like animals, numbers, etc!"
>"Well... yeah. any unicorn can with practice."
>perfect
>time to plan things out

is anyone reading this?

>>25332880
Moar!

>>25333996
Ye

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>>25332880

>>25335553
>>25336050
oh fuck, people still want this.
I'll write more soon

>>25337994
...make that later

>>25333996
Yes I am
Keep going
It pleases my loins

>>25333996
Yup keep writing