>"Hey Anon! Let's fuck right here right now! C'mon!

>>25322224
mooom, I don't think that's appropriate.

>>25322224
Twilight, you can't give consent if you're drunk, so no.

But I am a fair virgin and I can't have you defile me with your filthy horse desires.

Yes mistress Twily, anything for you mistress Twily.

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>>25322224
I'm going to wait until you're not completely hammered.

>>25322523
Unicorns love virgins, anon.

>>25322224
>you will never escort a smashed pony home from a party
>you will never tuck her in bed as she begins to pass out
>you will never prank her the next day by telling her fake things she "did" while drinking

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>>25322224
ayyy bitch want sum fuk ye boiii

>>25322224
... Okay.

What do horses cry out during sex with humans?

>>25322794
"I have culminated four times already"

>>25322873
thanks, Maud.

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>>25322224
>Must.
>Not...
>F U C K
>U
>C
>K

>>25322224

yer a fookin 'orse n' a fookin ugly wun at that I wouldn' be cort dead wiv my dick in yer snatch

>>25322794
"Cum inside you fucking dirty ape! Yes-yes-YES!"

Don mand mee
>>25322222

>>25322794
*whinny*

>>25322224
No, I'm not sticking my dick in someone who's drunk enough to magically hold liquor in a broken shot glass.

>>25322917
>25322917
>F U C K
>U U
>C C
>K K

>>25322224
Twi pls
You are drunk and you´re wings are missing.

>>25322224
>rape

>>25322224
This actually happened to me once

just not with a horse

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>>25322224
>"Hey Anon! Let's fuck right here right now! C'mon! It'll be better with everybody watching!"

>>25323732
storytime, anon.

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oh yeh twilight, youre gonna take it, and youre gonna take it hard

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>>25322511
Don't be rediculous anon... equestria isn't that dumb. If you can be held accountable for flying under the influence then you can be held accountable for having sex. Equestrian law isn't run by sjw's like where your from

>All these faggots saying they wouldn't have sex with a drunk girl

Just how big is your wizard hat?

>>25323798
so big it is used as a Teepee

>>25322224
Woah now, you just have to lay there and take it.

I'm the one who has to get this show up and running. In front of all these ponies? I'm not good with performance pressure...

>>25323748
Well people will just go reeeeee normie but ok

My best buddy for a long time was my next door neighbor; he was 3 years younger but we hung out pretty much all of our childhoods. When we were both college age I was buying booze for us both. We went to a few parties over the summers. One of those parties I didn't really know many people but I was just hanging out, drinking. There was a chick there, kinda cute, I don't remember what exactly started it, I think we were hanging out by the couch in the living room where the T.V. was on and we were like, play-fighting. That turned into light punches and pretty much full-on wrestling and we ended up on the floor and the violence pretty suddenly turned into making out. I grabbed her ass and was playing around with it when she dropped a paraphrase of OP's statement on me. I was pretty stunned. There were a couple people in the kitchen nearby and probably half the party was in the garage smoking pot. I said ok, pulled her pants down and started going to town. The people in the kitchen chuckled but didn't care. Eventually we started fucking and we got a couple cheers but it wasn't like we had a dozen people watching or anything. It was pretty hot. Pretty sure a few other couples were fucking in the bedrooms at the time anyway.

We hung out again the next day with some other friends which was kind of weird but we never talked about that or did anything again.

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>>25323793
Oh, then hell yeah, let's fuck.

>>25323793
"Ms. Sparkle I'm gonna need you to take your hoof and touch your nose"

>>25323909
>she takes her hoof and puts it on your nose
"Boop"
Ready to fuck yet? Or are you getting cold hooves

>>25323933
He prob would, because he's a faggot.

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>>25323832
FUCKING NORMALFAG! GET THE FUCK OUT!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

boskeletonrp

skeleton

>>25322224
Sorry Twilight. Im not into ponies. That guard Flash over there has eyes on your flank though. Fuck him instead.

>>25324108
this is bait that doesnt even deserve a billion stupid

>doesnt fuck horses
replies

just leave you heretic

>>25324157
Heretic?! >>25324108
Fucking hang this cunt! Heresy!

Pls no. I have a waifu

>>25322928
Why did I laugh

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