>alone with Rara pone
>she was always very curious about human anatomy
>it was very unsettling to her
>you decide to meet her request
>begin removing your pants
>blood is pumping in your veins, making you feel erect
>tell her your size is way above average
>she begins to anticipate a monster of a package from your crotch
>your underwear finally hits the floor
>marshmallow pony chuckles at the sight of your pecker
>"oh darling, please tell me that's not as big as it actually gets"
The 3rd or 13th pic in your folder is how you feel to her reaction
I AM THE MAN WHO GRABS THE SUN RIDING TO VALHALLA, WITNESS ME DRESS HORSE!
The file name is pretty accurate at least
"Rarity... That's my ass."
>"Yes, surely it HAS to be bigger."
"... Come to the front?"
>"Why? What is i-eeeeeeeeht?!"
>"Good lord! What is that thing?!"
"A penis... Male genitals?"
>"You're a male?!"
"You thought I was a girl?!"
>"There was a 85% chance of you being female, I assumed! Oh my Celestia, it's so big!"
"Well, thanks! Jesus, you thought I was a girl?!"
>"I was mistaken! WAH! It moved!"
"I'm getting my pants up."
>"Wa-Wait... May I touch it?"
>"Just once. You can touch me, if that would make you comfortable."
Was making my weenie feel bad part of you plan?
I'm not entirely certain what this signifies, but I know it's something horrible.
>just dumping random pone images in your pictures folder with no sorting Effort at all.
You fucking animal.
So... I guess I just sorta show her what foreplay is, then?
It is not yet fully erect, Rarara. For you see, I am not a shower. I am a grower.
FEAST YOUR EYES UPON ME AND DESPIR, TINY HORSE.
Those dubs will not go unwitnessed