Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls and Humanized Thread #175 - New

>remaking the thread

Threadly reminder that Luci did nothing wrong

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Previously on To Kek A Predator:
http://pastebin.com/YJqY9CE4

Posting another update just because y'all are fucked and can't keep this shitty thread bumped.
Dissapointed in you guys.
ONE JOB

>You take a seat on one of the tables, looking out of a window.
>It's dark.
>Hm, that's to be expected nowadays.
>Daylight savings was recent too, so the sun sets even earlier than before.
>It's only 5, yet the sky is quickly turning from a dark blue to black.
>Canterlot's pretty far north though, apparently it gets even worse come winter.
>Crap, you don't have anything for the winter.
>You bought that jacket, but have no clue what the hell happened to it.
>It was such a nice jacket.
>So warm.
>And you had it for less than a day.
>But just maybe...
"Hey, Rarity, you make clothes right?"
>"Took you this long to deduce that, did it?" she responds snidely.
"Well, I've been struggling recently and I just realised that maybe you could help me."
>"Help you, how so?"
"Thing is, nothing I own fits me anymore. Like, at all."
>"I noticed."
"Yeah, so, I was wondering if maybe I could get a friend to help out with that?"
>She stops working and pivots to look at you.
>"I understand what you're saying. Finding clothes for your body type is hard, to say the least."
"I know right, the hell is up with that?"
>"Your body type just isn't very common, Anon. You're a part of an extremely small percentage of the population, so a lot of products aren't made to cater to your needs, specifically."
"Hm. Guess that makes sense."
>"The problem now is that since no one makes goods, in this case clothes, for your body type, you're going to have to look into custom made outfits."
"Which is something you do, yeah?"

new thread smell

>>25296633
Who's the artist of the OP pic?

>>25296716
Is great

>>25296704
>She nods her head at first, but then shakes it.
>"True, I mean, that is literally exactly what I do, but it's very expensive to tailor outfits to specific people."
"Yeah."
>Money is not something you're at liberty to spend.
>God damnit, you need to get a job.
>"But you know what, that's not too much of an issue."
"Hm?"
>"We're friends, Anon, I'm sure I can find a way to help you out."
"Really? You mean that?"
>"Of course. The boutique gives me most of the materials I need, it's not like I have to buy them myself. If you do end up needing to pay me back somehow, you could do that over the next few months or so."
>You nod, not wanting to sound too enthusiastic but nonetheless appreciating the offer.
>"That is, if you don't disappear again."
>You smile.
"I'll try not to."
>She looks around on her desk for tools and instructs you to go stand on an elevated pedistal.
"Stand there? Why?"
>"I need to take your measurements."
"Like what?"
>"Waist, hips, legs, chest, arms, the usual."
"Sure. But does that mean I have t-"
>"Undress? Yes."
>You freeze up on the stand.
>She looks onto you, waiting for you to start.
>"Well, come on then."
"Uh."
>"What."
"Can I- can I keep my underwear on?"
>She squints her eyes, almost in disbelief.
>"Are you serious?"
"I don't know?"
>"Yes, keep your panties on."
"I'm no- okay."
>You take off the shirt, making sure not to rip it while lifting.
>You've already torn holes in a lot of your old clothing that way.
>And seeing how this shirt isn't even yours, tearing it really wouldn't be admirable.
>You let the shirt fall to the floor, biting the inside of your cheek uncomfortably.

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9 once again?

>>25298491
> NaOH bumping
> Not with his green

Cruel.

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>>25297423
>Literally wearing nothing but your underwear in front of her now.
>Though from the look on her face, she doesn't look too perturbed.
>Instead, she looks...
>She's...
'Rarity?"
>Her gaze doesn't shift from your body, even when you bend down to try get her attention.
"Hello?"
>She looks back to your face and down again a few times, snapping back into lucidity.
>"Uh, yes, right then. Let's... yes, indeed."
>You look down at yourself.
>It's not like you haven't gotten that reaction before.
>Though to you it doesn't seem all that impressive.
>Probably because you live with it all the time.
>And that you put in nothing to get it.
>Gains don't come overnight, they say.
>Work for at least a year before expecting results, they say.
>Took you about a week in total.
>Whenever Rarity needs you to move in any specific way, she taps you and you shift positions.
>She encircles the tape measure around your form, taking down numbers when she needs to.
>Sometimes you help her to hold it down while she runs around you to grab another side.
>The waist measurements are the most unpleasant.
>You hold down the tape measure just above your crotch as she walks behind you, pulling it back.
>Her hand juts our from behind you, snapping to tell you to give it over.
>You move it over to her but she grabs for it before it gets to her hand, leading her to grab a handful of Anon jr.
>Instinctively and instantly you crush your legs together in surprise, which only makes the situation worse as it prevents her from releasing her grip.
>She 'eeps', you 'eep', and the both of you don't interact for the next few minutes.
>You with both hands covering your crotch, and her facing the opposite direction, gripping her hand.
>She walks upstairs and you cringe internally, hating yourself for screwing this up, but right as you're about to step down and get your clothes back on, Rarity pops back out like normal.
>"Well then, let's continue."
>Whu-
>Alright then.

Just to green the thread up a tad

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bump, and be ready for some green soon.

Thread saving bump

oh shit, emergency bump

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>mfw I've basically never contributed anything but bumps to these threads and I'm being outdone by an actual writer

>>25296633
Old thread.
>>25289758

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Previously on WFD: http://pastebin.com/SNy2W3Cm (Finally updated Thanks Disco, you're a big guy.)

>You choke on your milkshake after hearing such a ridiculous statement.
"Wha-? Come on man...don't act dumb."
>The three of them laugh at you.
>"Oh, so you DO like her huh? Good luck then, both her and Sunset Shimmer are girls hard to get, but I wouldn't even get near that Sunset Shimmer girl; not after what happened last year's Fall Formal," Crystal Blade says.
"What are you talking about?"
>"Eh, easy there Crystal, no need to scare our new friend with things he doesn't need to know..." Featherweight says, "besides, Rainbow Dash can be as mean as Sunset Shimmer."
>"Yeah, Rainbow Dash constantly makes fun of us playing our card games...although that changed since she saw you playing with us Anon," Glacier Bolt says, “you’re probably cool in her books.”
>”I don’t like her, but Applejack on the other hand…” Featherweight lets out a sigh, “she’s everything I want in a girl.”
>You let out a chuckle.
>”What’s so funny Anon?”
“No offense dude, but she’s not your type. Why don't you try to hook up with a girl that fits your interests instead...like Maud Pie!"
>"Are you kidding me?! Why would I talk to her, she gives everyone in CHS the heebie jeebies Anon."
>He's right.
"Nah; she's a lovely girl, and I'm sure you two could make an interesting couple, I guarantee it!"
>"And you'd be wrong, no offense Anon, but you've been here with us for like, a month now. What makes you think you know us huh?"
>You stay silent.
"R-right...nevermind."
>"So tell us Anon. Which girl do you prefer? Rarity, Sunset or Dash?"
"To be honest...I don't know. I like to treat them as my friends instead of creeping them out by asking them out."
>"Oh, so you haven't made a move on them yet?"
"Nope...but at least they like me this time-"
>"This time?"
"Uh...ignore what I said."

>Classes come to an end in CHS.
>But not for you.
>Right now, you are working with the soccer team.

>>25303573
Para Ud.

>>25304975
>Sunset dressed as a tiger
My dick wasn't prepared for this.

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four posts in eleven fucking hours are you serious

just die

>>25306540

page 10, come on lads

>>25308320
if you're going to bump, can you at least post something contributing in the thread?

>>25308320
>>25307447

face it, this thread is a dead horse and u keks desperately keep beating it

>>25308336
keks*

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>>25308324
Mate I want to but I'm busy. Believe me I'm trying.

>>25309936
>disgusting hooved shit

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>>25310222
Get out you fucking pleb.

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>>25310252
he says, in the human thread

just die already

>>25312293
Fuck off Kerb

What's the story where Anon is Twilight's dad?

>>25296633
in the pastebin what means FF?
(besides Fucking Faggot)

>>25313894
click on one and find out.

>>25313936
thanks

>>25303573
8

Let's keep this thread alive this time shall we?

whoever keeps bumping with pictures.
You're one of the best Anon's we've ever had.

>Nearly 50 replies
>Only one story
Jesus, where'd all the writefags go?

Where is Alexander Grey? I haven't seen Time After Time up for forever and I don't know if he went kill or not.

>>25316790
He went nuts.

He tried to hold on with his TaT, however that doesn't help his mental health. We just have to wait until he feels better and keep the promise about continuing the story.

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>>25316844
What the fuck you talking bout, pussyfart
He just went on a break

>>25317881
>>25316790
>>25316844
Nobody cares about Alexander Grey. He left anyway.

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>>25318097
This
That autist can stay away from this general for all I care. What he helped Disco do to Ties That Bind was unforgivable. I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be doing the majority of the shit flinging on Fingerbang and /dzg/ too.

>>25318475
Iamodd pls go

>>25318475
Why Zoidberg would be burning united earth flag?

>>25318475
>>25318489
Cansur plz

>>25318500
>he doesn't even watch the show

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Grey used to be as loved and as sought after as NaOH is now, why're y'all so salty all of a sudden?
He's a great writer to boot

>>25318475
>unforgivable

dude
your story was fucking shit
it died because Iamodd was an irresponsible prick who couldn't even look after his own thread, let alone update his story.

I'm not even going to pick on how bad it was, let alone the fact that the author couldn't even effectively respond to criticism, blaming Disco or Grey for something that a writer couldn't handle, especially when making his own thread, and being unable to look after it, is more irresponsible than anything you accuse Grey or Disco for.

In other words.
>Zoidberg
>Image.jpg

Do I even need to address the fact that you're the same person constantly coming into this thread, because you're doing a shit job of hiding it m80

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>>25318654
I didn't write fucking ties that bind. All I know is that Grey, Disco, Kerb, Cetux and Pink all went into the threads and bullied the writefag into quitting. When they meanwhile had no business in there to begin with.
On top of that, look at this fucking general. All of the drama you fuck heads keep stirring up has driven everyone away.
>Being cunts who meme their way around confrontation
>Ties that Bind incident
>Deliberately keeping Fb going despite it being past its expiration date
>Dazzling thread incident
>Norman incident
>Humiliating Story Man
>Numerous accounts of damage controlling and blame dodging
No wonder more and more people across /mlp/ are getting tired of your shit.
>>25318626
Both of them are overrated pricks. And if you were in their position, I might have said the same thing about you.
I bet you were captain capslock/grim reaper the whole time, sub 12. The profile of that suits you well.

>>25319032
>Ties that Bind incident
>Dazzling thread incident
>Norman incident
I know that Alexander Gray had a Time after Time thread but recently it dissappeared, and in my short time reading from the Fingerbang thread, I seem to have missed those incidents. What were they?

>>25319032
>Avoiding my point.

Back on track here, you just accused Sub of being Grim, when every post you've made is
>Image.jpg
And all you do is say dumb shit - BRUH YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO BE GRIM THAN HE IS.

>I've been shitting on /fb/ for over 2 years and I'm in Anon chat too!

Aren't you special.

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>>25319032
>The profile of that suits you well.
AHAHHAHAHA

Wait, why would I be actively trying to kill I thread I write in?
I mean, if it did die I don't think I'd mind much, bc honestly we are a pretty shitty general and I'd find somewhere else to finish my story.
But why would I try shitposting it to death if I'm a resident writefag?
Your logic has a few screws loose.

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I don't know about you fags, but I prefer my drama to be fictional.

For fucks sakes guys. I check the thread after several months and there's even less green and more drama than before.

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>>25319070
A bunch of fighting over which General was the "true Equestria girls thread" and why merging was such a bad idea. That's mostly what it was aside Ties.
>>25319081
>>25319108
Well I see the damage control from you guys is getting disastrously bad. That actually leads me to believe even more that you might be grim reaper. If I were disco I'd keep an eye on you.
>Saying that I'm saying dumb shit when you're the ones acting like double niggers on the internet and weaseling around the things I called you out on
>Implying I even said I was in the chats
It's pretty safe to confirm that "neither" of you (if you're not just one guy posting twice) have anything close to a solid argument, so you grasp at straws and take shots in the dark.
But I'll surely not be the only one to tell you that doing such things will save your dying general. And posing as some grim reaper only to "defeat" him in a "bet" that you all probably set up all along to make your general look like it's still versatile won't get you anywhere in this either.
You screwed up, Fingerbang. And now it's time to face the facts. It's been over two years since the beginning of Fingerbang, thread life is at a minimum and the majority if your contentfags have left at their own will. If you saw another general in this situation, would you believe that they would have a chance at lasting much longer, let alone go back to the way they were during their golden age? Of course not! So why the fuck do you think Fingerbang is any different? What do you guys have that makes you more fit to last than other threads that will clearly die some time soon?
You don't even have Cetux's support anymore.
Anyway, it's clear that you have no point to argue or build upon, so I guess you're only left with what I've told you in this thread and nothing more.
It's a shame you guys have to be so helplessly delusional.

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>>25319533
continued

In any case, you suckers just got fucking told, and now all you have to do is listen.
I've made my point, which apparently still stands in the face of your silly damage control. Replying to me with resistance only makes you look like more of a fool, so I'm not even going to humor your stupidity anymore.
Go ahead and try to damage control and bait me some more. You won't catch any further replies from me.
Itll do you no good in the face of the truth.

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>>25319289
Sorry bruh,
I'm guilty of liking non-fictional drama.
I'm part of the problem, forgive me.

>>25319544
IM NOT ADDRESSING ANY POINTS
LOOK AT ME MOM I DID IT AGAIN
IM THE GRIM REAPER BUT I CALL THEM IT
AREN'T I A RUSEMASTER
U GUYS ARE SO EVIL
XD

I SURE TOLD U GUYS!!111!!!!1
I WONT REPLY 2 U THO
great shit mate
wew lad
pls dont come back

>>25319533
Anon that posted >>25319070 here, thanks for the info friend. I cant believe they argued over something that petty

>>25319533
Fuck off Edit

>>25320725
I'd fingerbang that Fluttershy

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Man, I'll never catch up to all this green posted in the thread. Gee, so much content and so little time.
Oh wait.

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>>25320725
I don't usually find Fluttershy to be particularly unf per say, but the way the hair's done in that image...(heavy breathing)

>not ignoring the image.jpg shitposter

Guys pls

>>25322243
You're not helping.

>>25322243
This.

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>>25323662

>>25323662
UNF

>>25322243
So... ignore all people who post from mobile? That doesn't sound very nice, Fingerbang.

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>>25327403

>>25326453
Woof.

fuck

>>25322243
What are you even talking about?

>>25330524
He wants to get rid of people posting images from Mobil because that's bad

>>25330541
Nice try but you'll never bait me
Everyone here knows that grim reaper posts image dot jay peg files to shotpost here
You're just an asshole who wants to confuse everyone and offset the blame from the drama guys
But I know your rusing

>>25330565
Kerb go back to Texas

>>25330571
Nice damage control

>>25330581
You're the one who is wrong

>>25330595
Instead of going onto the thread and stirring up drama how about u let it go

>>25330604
You are ones who went into the hugbox chat with story manlet

>>25330610
U are the ones making more drama by posting in the thread

>>25330621
Go back to Germany Cetux

>>25330633
Go back to India Luci

>>25330645
That's a shitty meme
London isn't in India
India is in London

>>25330659
You're not funny

>>25330669
Stop being gay and start being cool

>>25330679
It's your fault Fingerbang died Luci

>>25330688
It's your fault you got keked story

>>25330702
Nice buzzword faggot

>>25330711
Stop being so butthurt because u can't handle a little prank

>>25330722
That wasn't a prank it was an act of cruelty and you should feel bad

>>25330728
4chan doesn't care about story's feeling and neither does anyone else

>>25330739
Maybe the important Fingerbang wouldn't have left if you weren't such insensitive pricks
Your little prank was humiliating a and stupid

>>25330749
Don't salt me boy
Go back to michigan because you're a kek

>>25330756
Nice buzzwords again
>salty
>keky
You're just mad because everyone left and the thread as dying

>>25330765
You're just mad because story got btfo

>>25330775
You are the ones who got btfo

>>25330787
Nice comeback Kerb
Maybe now you can saddle up and go back home to Texas and ride that rodeo called story's ass

>>25330799
Shitty comeback disco
Why don't you go saddle up on your giant bottle of maple syrup and go back up to canada and ride that merry go round called Lucis dick

>>25330807
>Luci has the dick and story has the ass
Gee I wonder how this will play out

>>25330815
Your sex jokes are gay

>>25330824
Nice salty comeback you kek

>>25330832
How about you go saddle up on your camel and go back to Saudi Arabia luci

>>25330838
Story is a moot tier kek

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Shut the fuck up you repulsive bellends. Jesus it's like being in high school again.

>>25330849
The actual word is even filtered out so you lose

>>25330850
Where the fuck do you think they come from?

>>25330854
You lose because luci forced you all out of the chat
>>25330850
What the guck are you even talking about? Can you not be a faggot?

>>25330857
Reddit
>>25330865
They left by choice and you know it

>>25330880
Asswipe

>>25330880
I was implying high school, but sure.

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>>25330893
I knew what you meant

>>25330865
>can you not be a faggot
>pic related

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Is it over?

>>25298671
>She carries on with her work, finishing her list of numbers and letting you, albeit shamefully, to put your shirt on.
>You're still unsure as to how exactly you could start a conversation.
>Her hand was firmly gripping your groin just minutes ago.
>And considering what you've done with her friends, and how the two of you barely know one another...
>You sit on a tabletop, watching as Rarity dashes around, taking string or material from one mannequin to another, all while deep in thought.
>It's pretty late.
>You spent your whole day here.
>That's now what you planned, but hey, screw it.
>You inhale sharply as the cold gets to you.
>The clothes you brought here'll still be wet until tomorrow, so there's no chance of wearing those.
>You hunch over more to conserve heat, and rub your feet to try warm them up.
>They're numb.
>And these marble floors are not helping at all.
>You hear Rarity stop working and look up to see her looking at you, though still fiddling with her materials on the table.
>"Are you tired?"
"Oh, nah. I mean, it's just a little cold in here."
>"Is it? I don't feel mu-"
>She looks you up and down and nods.
>"Right. You're not dressed up very warm, I'll give you that. There's a bed upstairs, if you'd like. You could get under the covers and warm yourself up with, say, tea or the like."
>You smile.
"Thanks, that's really nice of you. I just- don't know how comfortable I'd be in a random bed, in some building I've never been before."
>"I suppose. Suit yourself then, I'm going to continue down here for a little while longer."
"Mhmm."

You know guys... I don't care about the drama bullshit. All you're doing is poisoning the well for all I know.

There lies a need for a human-oriented general, and currently, this is the one that fills that purpose.

>Make a new one.

Who's to say that THAT one won't become angsty bullshit the moment one of the writers currently in this thread, decided to move over to that thread?

Because I can already tell that there would be heralds crying out "Fingerbang clone; daily reminder that blah blah blah did such and such and is a fag."

This thread might be filled with drama, argument, and discussion, but there IS a want, need, and desire for what the thread tries to do.

That's why I bump. That's why I support our writer's greens. Because they're providing the content I want, at the place where it's most convenient for me to find it.

So quick fucking it up!

>Now... have a nice day everyone.

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>>25331038
It's never over

>>25331090
Mlp will only have 6 seasons

>>25331038
People like you SUB! I love you man, and I love your greens!

Please, don't stop just because of a little domestic abuse in the house.

>ITT: Pathetic samefagging

>>25331164
just dont let the abuse get too serious. Dont need a cop to come by

>>25330850
And people wonder why the thread is dead

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>>25331038
>Though, in all honesty, a hot drink does sound nice right about now.
>What the hell, you'll go up to make some tea.
>You curl out of your ball and recoil at all the cold air making it to your core, a shiver running down your spine.
>You begin up the stairs and shout back to Rarity downstairs.
"I'm making tea, you want any?"
>She takes a moment to reply.
>"Just boil the kettle for me Darling, I'll make my own later."
"Aigh'."
>Flicking the kettle on, you pour yourself a mug and leave enough for Rarity to make her own.
>It's probably gonna get cold too fast for it to matter anyways.
>You pace around the kitchen as there's nothing else to do.
>Having nothing to do isn't that bad compared to the rest of this month, but still.
>Being without a phone really is boring.
>Maybe you could ask Rarity to lend you her laptop so you could message some people, let them know you're okay.
>Sunset comes to mind again.
>You're gonna have to get ready for that one.
>Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack.
>Ya dun' goofed.
>With your tea, you walk past the bedroom of the boutique, the one Rarity and other designers use when they stay the night.
>What the hell, might as well get in it.
>It's not like there's anything else to do.
>The sensation of the sheets covering your lower body is well met, and you place your tea on the bedside table.
>This room's pretty small.
>Just a dresser and mirror.
>Weird that they only have one bed.
>What if more than one person wanted to stay over?
>Wait.
>Oh, no.
>There /is/ only one place to sleep.

>>25331090
PLS

>>25331632
>That means as soon as Rarity's finished with her work, she's gonna come up here for bed.
>And that either means you're going to sleep somewhere else, or share the bed.
>That can't be good.
>As if to just make matters worse, you start hearing footsteps making their way up the stairs.
>Crap, think.
>Rarity gets to the top of the stairs and passes the room.
>You jump to your feet, as if to imply you weren't just lying down.
>She giggles softly and passes into the kitchen.
>Shortly thereafter she comes back into the room and leans herself on the wall.
"No tea?"
>"No, it's cooled too much and I can't be bothered to boil it again. I probably shouldn't be drinking tea before bed regardless."
"True, I guess. Apparently some teas have just as much caffeine in them as coffee does."
>"Probably."
>She walks past you and opens the dresser and cupboard, taking out various clothing items and.. oh boy.
>You look away as she takes out her underwear.
>She ends by taking out a towel and walking out the door.
>So she's going for a shower then.
>Hm.
>Slowly, you slide back into the covers, still unsure about what you'll do when she's done.
>The right thing would be to offer to sleep downstairs.
>The tables are long, and there's fabrics everywhere, so there's bound to be a few sheets laying about.
>You could use your clothes as a pillow and lie there.
>Recently you've become accustomed to sleeping on a road or on concrete, so a table with sheets is already monumentally higher than that.
>You'll just stay here until then, and when she comes back you'll get out and rummage around downstairs for things to sleep with.
>Finishing your now slightly lukewarm tea, you rest your head back on the wall and look at the ceiling.
>Ah, Jesus shit, the light is bright.
>Don't look at the ceiling.

VERY NICE BABA

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>>25332431
>From the next room over you hear the water stop and the shower door open.
>That was a fast shower.
>Don't chicks usually take way longer?
>It's not like she's showering to go anywhere though, so it makes sense to be fast.
>You close your eyes and think.
>The sound of cars and people loitering the streets can't be heard from where you are.
>The background noise that's become so familiar to you.
>You can hear the pipes in the house, the footsteps in the next room, some sound outside the window, but mainly it's just quiet.
>Mellow and calm silence.
>You've no idea what the time is, but you imagine the city to be busy tonight.
>Saturday night, the last evening they have before people sober up for work.
>You can't see the moon from this window, much less the stars.
>From your apartment balcony the starry night is a sight to admire, but once you're up in Canterlot the city lights are blinding.
>The sky becomes blanketed in yellow light, immersing even the mountaintops in constant shine.
>Damn, the heat rising from the city must melt a hella lot of snow.
>One side of the mountain is probably a lot snowier than the other.
>Back in the age of castles and kingdoms, building into a mountain must've seemed like a good idea, but now it's just becoming a nuisance.
>Apparently the President is hiring top of the range architects to build state of the art extensions to the city.

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>>25330850
It's supposed to be, but in a sexier way.

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>>25337295

>>25336380
Oh yes, I can't help but remember Holy's maid story because of this image.

>>25337295
Speaking of old, three years since JJ put that series on hold. Like so many pony related tumblr blogs...

>>25331531
It's dead because the glory days of Fb have long gone by
This general is on its death bed at this point

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>>25339444

I saw that.

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>>25339444
>>25339544
>those digits

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>>25339444
>>25339544

I remember when we wished for story posts to contain more pictures.
Oh how the turntables...

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>>25340562
>oh how the turntables

>>25339444
Afuckingain I get a wasted get from bumping. I got quads with a bump last night...

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>>25341377
>77

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Bump

>>25345182
you're early

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>>25345948
you're late

RESSIN DA THRED BACK FROM DA DED

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>>25345948
It's never too early to post cute grils.

Will the drama ever end?

>>25349640
Only once there's no more Fingerbang, whenever that will be.

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>>25349640
>Will the drama ever end?
Maybe if y'all mo'fuckers would stop talkin about it.

Also, picture Anon, I don't know who you are, but I love you. Update in your honour.
>>25333798
>Find a way to increase city space outwards, creating a floating city balancing on it's own weight.
>The physics of it must be pretty cool.
>You hear the bathroom door open and slightly damp footsteps exit, making their way to the room you're in.
>The hall light turns off and you lift the covers off of you, planting your feet on the ground.
>Rarity makes her way inside and you lift off of the bed before telling her that you'll just sleep downstair-
>Oh, damn.
>She walks in, towel in hand, still drying her hair.
>In an effort to seem like you weren't staring you look to the floor, only to be greeted by slender and perfectly white legs.
>You look back up, taking notice of the large button up shirt she's wearing, damp around the shoulders from her straightened hair.
>The shirt itself is too large, but Rarity's still wet body has caused the fabric to tighten and stick to her side somewhat, showing the curves to her figure.
>Just by looking you can tell her underwear's black and intricately patterned, but you only glance for a second before you tear your eyes from it, trying to forget what you just saw.
>Before today, you and Rarity weren't anything more that acquaintances, and to have seen her like this so soon can't be a healthy pace for this relationship.
>You don't know if she's already aware of the fact that you were checking her out, but in an effort to salvage what dignity you have left you look away to your side, swiping a look at her face to see if she's annoyed or angry at you for staring like that.
>Wait a minute.
>Her eyes are closed.

>>25349912
damn
i dont know why, but i find that a woman wearing a button up shirt and no pants like that hot

>>25349912
>She didn't see you do shit.
>Rarity finishes drying her hair and throws the towel onto the dresser, strolling right past you and face first onto the bed.
>"I am absolutely knackered."
>You chuckle at her words, regaining your composure.
"So, uh- I'll leave you be now, I guess."
>You take two steps towards the door before Rarity stops you.
>"Wait, where are you going?"
>You stop.
"Uuuh, well. I figured since, like, there's only one bed..."
>You don't finish the sentence, hoping that she could figure out where you were going with it herself, but she looks just as perplexed as before.
"Since there's two of us, I'd go downstairs to sleep. So that we didn't need to share a bed, make it uncomfortable, you know?"
>She continues staring at you and gives a smirk, scootching closer to the wall and resting her shoulder on it.
>"This is a double bed, Anon. It is literally made for two people."
>You make your way back over to it and sit on the side, still not resting your full weight on it in case she changes her mind.
"Are you sure you're okay with this?"
>She puckers her lips and looks around the room before replying.
>"It's not like I'm fully comfortable with it, honestly. I mean, we're not close enough to make this non-awkward, but there's no alternative, so we'll have to do."
"Shit, Rarity, if you're at all uncomfortable I can totally go downstairs. I swear it's not an issue, it'll be fine."
>"No, no, don't be ridiculous. This isn't the most pleasant circumstance, but I know for certain that I would be even less comfortable knowing you were down there."
>You sigh.
"Only if you're absolutely certain, yeah? You've already done a lot for me here, and I don't want you to do anything you're iffy about."
>"It's fine, Anon, I promise."
>You move the covers over to her side, and she tucks her legs into them.
"Alright, but tell me if you ever change your mind. I can go downstairs just fine."

>>25350278
>"I won't, don't worry."
>Pushing your own legs under the covers, you relish the warmth again, feeling it revitalise your numb toes.
>You stay sitting up, waiting as Rarity makes herself comfortable.
>After a few turns and twists she stops moving, but cranes her neck back to you.
>"Are you going to lie down?"
"Oh, yeah."
>You shuffle down the bed's length, resting your head on the pillow.
>Rarity reaches her arm out to the wall and turns a light switch, killing the light.
"There's a switch right next to the bed?"
>"It's unbelievably handy."
"I would think so."
>You stare up into the darkness, sleep being something you don't often need.
>Which sucks, because you still get tired.
>You just don't fall asleep like you used to.
>It's probably your body still getting used to its new biology.
>For minutes you stare into the dark roof overhead, just waiting the night away.
>The closest thing you get to dreaming is when you lose yourself in your thoughts.
>It's like dreaming, except that with even the slightest input from the outside world you snap right out of it.
>That and it takes hours to achieve.
>You wonder what time it is now.
>How long is it gonna take to wait out till morning?
>With the days getting so much shorter you can't tell any more.
>Though it's been about 15 minutes since the two of you 'fell asleep'.
>You turn your head over to Rarity, listening to see if she's asleep or not.
>Nah.
>Her breathing and heart rate are too rapid.
>She's still awake.

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>>25350704
>You sigh and turn back over, facing away from her.
>Don't want to accidentally spoon her or anything.
>That wouldn't be good for anyone.
>The thought of accidental intimacy brings you back to earlier today when you were getting your measurements taken.
>What does she think about that?
>She just left the room for a minute and never brought it up again.
>And now you've gotten yourself worked up about it.
>You breathe out heavily and open your eyes again, scanning the dark room.
>Your eyes have adjusted enough to be able to see everything just fine though.
>It's pretty bland, considering that artists sleep here.
>No posters or art on the walls at all.
>Then again, it is just a guest room.
>Hmm.
>You go through a few tunes in your head, just drifting off into your own thoughts.
>Turning your head again, you listen for Rarity's state.
>Still the same.
>Damn.
>It's been like 45 minutes and she isn't asleep yet.
>Crap, maybe it is too much for her, you being here.
>You'll find a way to diffuse it, offering to go downstairs again.
>She'll probably try deny you again, but if it's gonna be this way you have to do /something/.
"You awake?"
>"Mh."
>You sit up.
"Anything wrong?"
>"No, no."
"You sure? Look, honestly, if you don't like this I can just-"
>"It's not that, Anon, stop worrying about it. I've just- I've got a lot on my mind."
"Yeah?"
>Rarity turns her head to look at you, an almost pitiable expression in her eyes.
>She also shimmies herself up to rest on the headboard, looking into the black room.
"Anything you can talk about?"
>"I don't know."

Cheers guys that's all for now. Keep it bumped.
or let it die

>>25351187
I'd personally rather sage and let it die. But I like to talk to you guys before it goes down. Not going to read any green, though.

>>25351414
>Lurks the thread.
>Does nothing except sage and complain.
Congrats, you're part of the problem.

>>25351470
I know.
And I don't care.

bumpiderillo!

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Can I post this thread?

>>25353103
No, you're not the real fapman

>>25353270
I am! I promise!

>>25353353
>no tripcode

Fake and gay

>>25353103
that is a disgustingly long torso

>>25354038
Perhaps in comparison to thee.

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>>25354224
How would thee dare to make such bold accusations, sir.

Is there any EqG character that hasn't had a story that focusses on them?

>>25296716
A SHIT

>>25355371
>Shadowbolts

>>25355371
basically anyone from the new movie

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>>25296840

>>25353643
>Fake and gay
So like the real Fapman? :^)

>>25356963
>>25353643
both are yours

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>>25354038
Long torsos are best torsos.

bumping for jesus

Why is everyone still fighting? Can't we all just write fag and get along?

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pity bump

WAKE UP YA BIG BITCH

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>>25362022
/fb/ IS TRYING AS HARD AS SHE CAN, ANON.
DON'T STRESS HER OUT.
SHE'S OLD, GIVE HER SOME SPACE.

Back to page one we goooooooooooooooooooo

>>25362378
We were at like page 4 dude.
It hadn't even been half an hour.

>>25362378

>>25358969
Great and powerful titties.

On phone so no flutterbump

>>25366900
It's fine

>>25367869
Yeah. He can save his pictures for the numerous bumps to come.

>>25368208
Either way, the bumping continues.

>>25355675
>>25355768
I've seen a couple of threads that were dedicated to them, but they all died pretty soon after.

so other then 12 and NaOH who else writes for you guys?

>>25368800
Alexander Grey and Sergeant Nonymous used to write for us. But they both left and disappeared from the Fingerbang radar because of the drama.
But Fifty Shades of Yellow still posts here.

>>25368852
In any case, the threads slower than ever before. Things aren't looking too good for Fingerbang. I'm not sure how much longer this general is going to last, but it seems to be hanging in there... kinda.

>>25368914
shut up

>>25368955
You're not helping.

>>25368968
Your end speak wasn't helping either

>>25368985
Neither is your drama that drives everyone away.

>>25369002
What drama? All its been is End speak and bumps. If people stopped talking about the end times and TRIED to write for themselves we would be doing just fine.

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oh boy here we go

>>25369031
>Implying End speak
Do I look like the grim faggot to you?
Saying that the thread isn't doing well isn't the same as saying it's surely going to die

>>25369054
Are you new? Thats EXACTLY what that implies. When people read " Threads doing bad" "slow thread" "wish we had some green" every other post they think end times are coming. Then they leave then when the few writefags we have get tired there wont be anyone left to fill there shoes.

>>25369085
If certain death is the only thing you process from someone talking about how slow the thread is, that that shows a lot about how confident you really are about this general lasting on. In no way did I say that the general is going to go kill for sure, I even said that I'm not sure at all how much longer this general is going to last. I even finished it off with the general "kinda hanging in there"
Kinda hanging in there =/= on the verge of dying
I'm saying we're having a slow period, and that's not a very good look for Fingerbang considering all of the generals past times. Stop trying to start shit by twisting my argument around so it looks like I'm doomsday speaking.
And no, I'm not going to write any green either.

>>25369156
>I'm not going to write any green
You are the problem. Your the type of person to drink all the milk and then "Fuck it I want more but im not going to do shit to get some" expecting someone else to get it for you then whining when it doesn't happen in the timely manner you want it to. You sir are the problem.

>>25369228
This is 4chan. Nobody here is obligated to write greentexts. We can't try to motivate others to try harder by pointing out that the thread needs to get its shit together. Stop being a self entitled prick who points their fingers.

>>25369270
*can try to

>>25369270
>>25369288
Fair enough

WHO THE FUCK CARES
H
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F
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C
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so, what do you lurk for?

>>25369926
Green

>>25369926
For Glory

>>25369926
for the memes

>>25369926
For NaOH

>>25369926
To wait so I can kill this thread for the 4th time

I'm going to try and deliver some green soon. It may not be the green you want. but oh well.

>>25374273
JUST.

>>25374273
Protip, if you're going to deliver green, make sure to announce that you're going to do it not too long before you actually do it. Wait until you have green ready to deliver before telling people about it so it's easier to stand by your word.

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>>25351187
"There's nothing wrong with keeping your problems to yourself, really. People always tell you to let it out, but I think there are situations where it's better to keep it in and deal with it yourself, y'know?"
>You look over to her, not managing to remember that she can't even see you.
"Just as long as it doesn't affect the rest of your life negatively. That's when you gotta open up about it."
>"I know what you mean."
"Ah, hell, what do I know about talking about my problems though, right?"
>"You are notoriously quiet about that facet of your being, if that's what you're asking."
"I'm surprised Twilight hasn't burst a vessel yet."
>"She came close, trust me."
"Aye?"
>"I was the one keeping her in check most of the time. She's got real anxiety and stress issues, that one."
"Twilight, really?"
>"You should have seen her when she first transferred. Her integration wasn't that bad though, considering. I'd known her from primary, and we live in the same neighbourhood, so it pretty much fell to me to introduce her to the school."
"That's nice of you. Plenty of people would've left her to her own devices."
>"It didn't seem right. Crystal Prep, her last school, was notorious for being mean and nasty."
"Still, don't under-credit yourself."
>"Thanks, I suppose."
>You stretch your arms, breathing in and out heavily.
"So, any ideas on how to get you to sleep?"
>"I might, actually."
"Shoot."
>Through the darkness, you can see Rarity try squinting to see better, not considering the fact that in darkness it probably does nothing.
>"On the dresser shelf, I left my laptop there."
"And?"
>"Could you get it for me?"

>>25376459
>You look to the top of the dresser and sure enough a thin and silver tinted box sits atop it.
"Sure."
>Quickly getting it and getting back under the covers to minimise heat loss, you hand it over to Rarity.
>She turns it on and her face becomes bathed in light.
>You both look away as the brightness of it all blinds you.
>"Ah, that was worse than I thought it would be."
"Yeah, jeez, that hurt."
>Rarity inputs her password and loads up the laptop, clicking around on it.
>You look away while she does this, not wanting her to see you as a guy that snoops over people's shoulders.
>"There."
"Hm?"
>You glance down, seeing that she'd opened a webpage for streaming television shows and movies.
>Hm.
"Shows? Now?"
>"They calm me down."
>She browses the most popular, going through and scrolling.
>Every now and again she asks if you'd like anything in particular, but you insist that she can choose what she wants.
>This is an effort to get her to sleep, after all.
>She scrolls down to the search bar, clicking the K.
>Is this-
>Is this going wher-
>She hits Ctrl F and types in 'Keeping up wi'
>Yeah.
>This is going where you thought it was going.
>She clicks on the bumfuck most recent season, probably on it's 30th now, and boots up a random episode.
>"I haven't kept up with this show since the year started, so now I've got a lot to watch backed up."
>You just smile, not really finding anything to say.
>You've seen this show on television before, but you never stayed to watch any of it.
>Your friends would sometimes make fun of it, joking about how dumb it was or how dumb the celebrities were.
>It's supposed to be reality TV but you're almost certain that it's scripted.
>As the episode begins to buffer, Rarity tries to get comfortable, and in her tumbling she almost knocks the laptop off of her legs and to the floor.
>You catch it in time and hold it, letting her get comfortable without disturbing it.

>>25376715
>"Hey, Anon."
"Hm."
>"Could I have your pillow?"
"My- my pillow?"
>"Yeah, could I, just for a second?"
"Sure, but I don't see why, exactly."
>"Thanks."
>Rarity takes your pillow and puts it under hers, then takes hers and places it where yours was.
"O- okay."
>"Laptop."
>You pass it back to her and she places it on her lap, clickling the play button and watching her show.
>Leaning back, yo-
"Eeee!"
>Your back arches back and you jump forward, hand on your lower back.
>The- her-
>You look to Rarity, wide grin on her face.
"Gross, your pillow's all wet and cold."
>"Yeah, I like yours a lot better."
"This wouldn't have happened if you just had dried your hair properly before sleeping."
>"You try that when you've got hair this thick. You couldn't even fathom the effort that goes into curling this every day."
"Sure, sure."
>You take her pillow and throw it to the ground, seeing as how nothing is better than that moist, cold mess.
>Laying against the headboard, you watch as Rarity continues shifting to become comfortable watching her show.
>She looks up at you, pillowless, just sitting up against the wood and almost laughs.
>"Now I feel bad. Do you want the pillow back?"
"Nah, it's fine, take it."
>She gestures with her eyebrows about whether you're sure or not, and when you confirm again she goes back to watching her show.
>"Anon, be a dear, can you hold this?"
>She gives you the laptop and turns a few more times, and when you think she's stopped you go to place the laptop back on her.

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>>25377160
>"Wait."
>You oblige.
>"Keep it there. If you put it down on me I'll stop being comfortable and have to do it again."
>Seeing as how you almost got kicked in the face the last two times you decide to listen to her.
>You lay the laptop down on your stomach and she inches her face closer to the screen to get a better view.
>Half of the pillow is on you now, with her head resting on the half that isn't.
>And the screen is completely obstructed from your view now.
>Not like you were watching it anyhow.
>Occasionally Rarity laughs or makes an offhand comment about one of the celebrities.
>"Remember when Kendall was a kid?"
"Can't say I really do."
>"Oh she was an absolute monster of a child. Apparently she got plastic surgery when she was under-age, too."
"That's pretty fucked up."
>"And she dated Will Smith's son for a while, too."
"Jaden Smith? I remember seeing him in Karate Kid. Always thought it was weird that they're learning kung fu, not karate."
>"Oh, true."
"He's a pretty baller rapper though, I'll give him that."
>"I don't tend to gravitate towards rap."
>You stop yourself from laughing to keep the laptop steady.
"Yeah, you don't seem the type."
>The episode ends, and for a few brief moments you don't sense movement from Rarity.
>Maybe she fell aslee-
>Clicking of the mousepad alerts you to the fact that she is indeed awake.
>And watching another episode.
>The entire pillow is on you now, a corner of it poking you in the mouth.
>It's not the most comfortable position you've ever been in, but you can't complain.
>Quite literally, you can't complain.
>You'll get a mouthful of pillow cotton if you do.
>More screaming and screeching SFX paired with added drama later, the episode ends.
>Is she finally a-
>Nope.
>Here we go.
>[Last time on Keeping up wi-
>What you'd give to be able to sleep right now.
>You actually wouldn't mind if Dash were to barge in right now and kick you in the face to give you a concussion.

dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead

>>25379631
I can almost see their bones.
2skinny4me
spoop

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Story fodder?

Ha! 9th page now! You
>Nohooves
degenerates better bump it soon!

>>25384928
Thanks for bumping

>>25384956
No problem friend

>>25384928
>>25384956
>>25384991
>I was only pretending to like horse pussy

>>25377676
Noice

>>25296633
In terms of witches, I'd say someone should try Irene Twilight carrying around Spike dressed as Link
of course from Zelda: Link Between World

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>>25303573

>https://youtu.be/Zzo6L3wsf8c
"Alright girls,if the other team has the ball in this zone" you say while pointing at a small portable blackboard, "Blueberry Pie will be the one that goes to defend, followed by Cloud Chaser. Rainbow Dash will be around this zone and-"
>"And I'll run to the goal and score!" Rainbow Dash says in a cocky way.
"Uhh...actually Rainbow, I want you to pass the ball to Sandy okay? The other team won't be expecting a play like this."
>"Ugh...okay."
"Yeah yeah, we know how much you like to show off Dash, don't act dumb..." you say in a mocking tone.
>Rainbow Dash sticks her tongue at you, in an obviously pissed off but rather cute manner.
>"Um...Anon?" Fllitter shyly says.
"Yeah Flits?"
>"When are you going to teach us how to fight like you do?"
>That caught you off-guard.
"Uhh...why would you want to know that?"
>"Well duh! You taught Rarity how to defend herself, I want to know as well...especially since we know what those two little creeps of Snips and Snails have been up to."
>You let out a chuckle.
"Come on now, you don't need to get your hands dirty over those petty idiots."
>"B-but Anon! Those meanies did something awful to us!" Derpy says, "and we don't know how many people took pictures of our panties."
>You took better pictures, and they are well imprinted on your mind.
"Leave 'em be, besides, their pictures aren't that good..."
>The girls gasp.
"Or s-so I've heard...I haven't bought any actually."
>Rainbow Dash scoffs.
>"If you do I'll kick you so hard you-know-where!"
>The girls cringe at her words.
>"Better follow her advie Anon, our captain is the best kicker in school."
"I'll keep that in mind, not piss off Rainbow Dash."
>The girls giggle.
"Alright now, it's time to train. Five laps around the pitch should be a good enough warm up."
>"Awww..." The girls protest.
"Come on now! You're winners! Not slackers!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sxeAdioolg
>The girls follow your orders, and you calmly watch them run.

>>25385327
>just beat this game on hero mode 10 minutes ago
what a coincidence. If a drawfag were to do this, that'd be amazing

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>>25385917
>NaOH updated his story finally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLJ_JRfbf_o

>>25385917
Somehow, i'm expectin Undertale references in the next update
Color on your pic soon m80

>>25385918
>Hero mode
fuck, wish I could go back to Skyward sword and do that
also wish that Majora's Mask 3D actually had Hero's mode

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>>25385917

>There's nothing wrong with delighting your eyeballs with your players' bouncy breasts.
>Derpy's juiciy bosoms are simply amazing.
>All of a sudden, you feel breathing on your right ear
>"Umm...Anon?"
"GAH!"
>"EEEP!"
>You turn your head over your shoulder.
"Oh, it's just you Fluttershy; you scared me..."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ST20vgwKc
>"I'm sorry Anon, I didn't mean to do such thing."
>You let out a sigh.
"Eh, don't sweat it 'shy...anyways, what's up?"
>"Oh um...yes, I wanted to ask you something. W-wait, no...not me, but I wanted to give you something..."
"Uh, okay..."
>Fluttershy takes out a letter from her backpack.
>"Oh no!"
"What's the matter?"
>"My pet bunny Angel ruined the letter I wanted to give you!"
>It's covered with slobber.
>Absolutely disgusting.
>"H-hold on, I can fix this..." she says in a distressed manner.
"Uhh...it's okay Shy, it's not your fault.
>"But now you can't read it!"
>You grab the slobber-covered letter and take the content out of its envelope.
"Darn...I can't read the message, don't you know what it is?"
>"Y.you can't?! Oh my goodness, she'll be so upset with me! Why did I agree to this?!"
>Fluttershy starts hypreventilating.
"Flutters?"
>"I gotta go!"
>Fluttershy runs away from you.
>Weird.
>You keep trying to make sense out of the slobber-stained letter before looking at your team.
"Where the hell is Rainbow Dash?"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR54declpAA
>"What do you mean he couldn't read the letter Fluttershy?!" Rainbow Dash yells from behind some bushes.
>"I'm so sorry Rainbow Dash! Angel is sorry too...isn't that right Angel?"
>Angel Bunny just laughs it off.
>"Grr! Now I gotta think of something else thanks to your annoying pet Fluttershy! Darn it!"
>"Please don't be angry at me Rainbow Dash...I wasn't expecting this to happen."
>Rainbow Dash lets out a sigh.
>Fluttershy nervously strokes her hair.
>"Well, I'm somewhat glad Anon didn't get to read that namby pamby letter, what was I thinking?!"

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>>25386295
Tsundere Dash joins the battl1e

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>>25386295
>"I'm so sorry Rainbow Dash! Angel is sorry too...isn't that right Angel?"
>Angel Bunny just laughs it off.
Angel Bunny being a satan is my head canon.

>"Well, I'm somewhat glad Anon didn't get to read that namby pamby letter, what was I thinking?!"
Proly that in another universe the two of them could be a thing.
: ^)

I think I've realized why I love Unleash The Magic so much.

It'd probably have worked on me.

>>25386295
> R_Dash joins the game!

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>>25369926
For you

>>25386295
Rainbow suplexes a giant boulder just 'cause she can!

>9

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>>25387806

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>>25387160
Anon has the power to absord magic like Twilight's pendant but through his dick
He aims to gather all the magic from the girls
Write it

>>25388580
I write stories about neolithic Dorfs inventing sandwiches (not specific types of sandwiches; just sandwiches), not porn.

Also, it seems like that would just be pointing your dick at them when they turn furry. And otherwise it would work like the pendant.

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>>25369926
See: >>25385917 and >>25386295

>>25348569
i love this pic

Something something thread is in it's final something. You're all something if something something the thread lived it golden age back in something. Something something desperate something bait me something something nipples something. Just let the thread something because something and this general's time is something.
The anons don't care about something something and the writers something.
Mark my something Fingerbang is something. Something something something dark side.

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>>25390300
You forgot the image.png

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bump....for editing

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>>25388580
>>25382726
I just wanted to pop in and say that I like these ideas. Let me know if you want me to whip something up with this.

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>>25391962
I'd read it.

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>>25391962
Yes please.

>>25390300
Something something something complete.

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>>25392038
>>25392078
Alrighty then, I'll write something up as soon as I can.
>>25392134
I saw that.

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>"Hey Anon, wanna come sit with us?"

Someone make a greentext story out of this please.

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>>25392475

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>>25392538
PLEAES