>You awaken from an almost dead-deep slumber, confronted by

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>You awaken from an almost dead-deep slumber, confronted by pic related
>He leads you to a space window, you see what used to be earth, shattered to pieces by a meteor
>"Greetings human," he chirps in a shrill voice "You are the last of your kind, but we can help rebuild your species."
>He leads you to a mysterious machine
>"With this machine, we were able to extract your genetic material and find out what a human male looks like. But... We were unable to find out what a human female looks like."
>The ayylien gives you a sad alien face
>"Are you able to remember what human females look like? Please tell us so your species can survive."
What do you tell the alien?

Anonymous 2015-10-16 01:47:48 Post No.25087511
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>>25087499
I would describe what a human female looks like.

Anonymous 2015-10-16 01:49:56 Post No.25087538
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>>25087499
I know what they look like!
~~Just not what they feel like..~~

Anonymous 2015-10-16 01:50:10 Post No.25087541
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>>25087511
Like this?

Anonymous 2015-10-16 01:53:35 Post No.25087576
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>>25087541
Well no, that's a horse.

Anon-no-mouse 2015-10-16 01:54:31 Post No.25087587
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>>25087576
Horses are bigger, silly.

Anonymous 2015-10-16 01:59:10 Post No.25087634
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>>25087576
Would you switch women for ponies?
Do you want to live in a world where the bearers of two x chromosomes are little ponies?

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"You know can I just join you guys? Humans didn't have the best first run and I don't think the seconds gonna get any better."

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Monster Grills.

Anonymous 2015-10-16 02:18:58 Post No.25087863
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>>25087634
No

Anonymous 2015-10-16 02:21:55 Post No.25087891
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Anonymous 2015-10-16 02:21:55 Post No.25087891 [Report]

ayy lmao

Anonymous 2015-10-16 02:32:38 Post No.25088030
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Anonymous 2015-10-16 02:32:38 Post No.25088030 [Report]

>>25087499
This >>25087511
I would actually describe female human looks in order to bring back human race.
THEN I would ask nicely if in his intergalactic voyages stumbled perhaps onto the planet of cute, pastel-colored equines, and if he did, could he take me there?
And if not, I would ask him nicely to in addition to bringing human females back, create said race of sentient and/or sapient ponies.
He looks like a good guy, so its worth a shoot.

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