>You will never be anon
>You will never be a boring old student in boring old canterlot high
>You will never begin to notice all the odd shit surrounding the horse statue
>You will never be able to examine it because it always seems like the popular girls are always guarding it or something
>You will never decide to wait them out after school
>You will never hide in the bushes
>The last of them will never leave
>You will never take what little opportunity you have to run up to the statue
>You will never realize you can put your hand through it
>You will never hear that Sunlight or whatever her name is yell at you
>Panicking you will never jump into the portal
>You will never emerge on the other side in some weird crystal castle
>You will never freak out when you really your hands have become some kind of strange stumps
>>25054623
>You will never be anon
Then who the fuck I am
>>25054645
Who are any of us?
>you will never read anon eqg stuff that involves magical bullshit
>>25054660
Why anon? Why did you have to hurt me so?
>you will never be [anon]
>you'll never notice [bizarre] things going on at canterlot high
>>25054660
If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?
>>25054623
>Wanting to go back to highschool
FUCK NO! I could not endure even one more year of that hell.
>>25055456
Eh it's not so bad, can't imagine it would be horrible going to CHS.
>>25054623
>get turned into a pony
Worst.
Nightmare.
Ever.
>>25054623
Now this, this could make for an interesting green
>>25055470
ponychan is the other way, eqgfaggot.
>>25054623
>get turned into pony
pls no
>>25055470
>>25056794
Looks at these two faggots. Look at them and have a good laugh.