This isn't going to work anyways. She's immortal.

>>25043410
Don't think she's immortal. Just never been close to being killed.

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>>25043410

>>25043410
She's immortal, immortal implies that she can't be killed by natural causes.
But she's not invincible. Theres a difference.

>>25043545
So basically she can put herself into a coma but she can't kill herself.

>>25043410
hanging her looks like it would be the same as hanging a goose.

Very difficult and probably not as rewarding

>>25043561
No. Natural causes means like old age and disease. Suicide isn't a natural cause

>>25043561
kill yourself

>>25043561
Jesus, how old are you to not understand that?

>>25043410
God damn it, Celestia. Look, I know you are old and at that rate you always need something new in order to get your rocks off. But pulling a Carradine? Blue is not your color anyway.

What if she just trolled ponies?

>>25043410
Quick, send her a friendship letter