>"Hi there, Anon! Gee, your house was a bit tricky to

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Get out before i call the glue factory, you non unicorn shite

>>22260384
Y-you too

>>22260384
SHUT THE DOOR ON HER
SHE HAS NO MARK
THE GUARDS WILL BE SUSPICIOUS

>>22260384
>I sleep with you tonight
>sleep with you
Don't say it unless you mean it.

>>22260384
Who the hell are you and why don't you have a cutie mark?

>>22260384
Sorry pony, but my awesome bedfort has a no girls allowed policy.

>>22260416
Holy hell, a talking pile of shit!

>>22260384
Sorry, my apartment has a strict "No ponies allowed" policy. I don't like it either, but you have to understand.

>>22260384
This looks like GlacierClear's work...

>>22260384
What happened to your tail?

>>22260384
"Sure"
Then let her inside.

>>22260384
YOU
MAGNIFICENT
BASTARD

>>22260384
Close the door on her.

>>22260384
GC?

>>22260384
Sure, you can have the bed. Don't worry, I've slept on this couch a couple of times before, it's quite comfy. Need anything else?

>>22260384
well sure,but futons are kinda small when theres just a single being, not sure how this is gonna work...

>>22260541
Same thought
Also checked the archives. This ismage doesn't show up

>>22260384
sorry, if you don't have a cutie mark the law says it is illegal for me to sleep with you

>>22260384
ok, but onnly if you checkem

>>22260384
go back to the drawing thread.

>>22260750
aww fuck i cant do this anymore, I remember when this board had a decent rate of post/second

Gc?! W-well okay if y-you w-want

>>22260384
Hey, sorry, I seem to have forgotton your name... Could you refresh my memory?

>>22260796
I vote for this

>>22260384
Glacier is that you?

TAKE MY HOUSE YOU GLORIOUS DRAWFAG

TAKE IT ALL YOU DESERVE IT

>>22260384
It looks like she's got a black eye with the way her mane covers her left eye

Op if this is a cyoa you should give us some responses or give us parameters for choosing a course of action just a tip.

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>"Where's your cutie mark?"
>She shifts uncomfortably, shrugging.
>"That's not important, we can cover all the weeny teeny details later. Where am I sleeping?"
>"Uh well, I have a couch if you want..."
>"Eh? Why can't I just stay with you in your bed?"

>>22260884
Only if you're willing to sit on my dick

>>22260884
>"Eh? Why can't I just stay with you in your bed?"
Oh well, sure, if you don't mind.

>>22260884
Oh well sure! Just didn't know if you'd be comfortable with that.

>>22260884
Agrees and cuddle in bed.

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>>22260884
Fuck that, im going to make you a lovely dinner.

>>22260884
My bed isn't big enough to fit two people. Or maybe it is? Let's check. Hop on.

>>22260884
Well, the bed only sleeps one. So unless you're fine with cuddling, you're getting the couch.

>>22260884
But... it's a single.

>>22260884
Uh oh

Uh oh

Go on

Also my bed's pretty small

>>22260910
Also, do you want something for dinner? I could cook something or we can order pizza.

>>22260884
>What are we going to do on the bed?

>>22260884
How about fuck you, I've already laid some newspaper out in the corner

>>22260935
This Nigga has the right idea

>>22260936
Sure, it may not fit two people, but we're working out the logistics of a person and a small horse. Come on, Anon. Don't be stupid

>>22260884
How did you get to earth?

>>22260983
She's a magical talking horse, that's how.

>>22260884
"You're a girl, I'm a guy... Kinda taboo. You know, you have a vagina, I have a penis. Yeah."

>>22260884
I guess you can.

The pillows are really soft and nice. I'm sure you'll love it.

>>22261041
That's the smoothest chat up line in the history of /mlp/

>>22261041
>inb4 futa

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>>22261041
i like this,lets go with this.

>>22261041
>>22261074
>>22261094
>>22261102
And let the spaghetti flow

>>22260884
You can take the bed. I'll have the couch for tonight.

>>22260884
>>"Eh? Why can't I just stay with you in your bed?"
because i'm not a pedophile

>>22260884
You can sleep in my bed with me
i-if you want

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"S-Sure! My bed is probably big enough...it's a single."
>"Perfect! I can squeeze...somewhere."
"I hope you do know that uh...I'm a guy...you're a girl...I'm not a pedophile either so..."
>"Is that a short joke? I'm a full adult pony, Anon!"
"Ah my mistake..."
>You take her bag, moving it to your room. She follows happily, admiring your home.
"So remind me again, what's your name?"
>"You don't remember? Gee Anon, I suppose I don't know you that well after all. My name's Chap."
"Nice to have you. You hungry? I can cook you dinner."
>"You know how to cook? I don't know if I quite believe ya, eh?"

>>22260884
Just a heads up, you might want to leave our lines ungreentexted so we know who is saying what. That's how things usually work.

>>22261268
>you

>>22261266
Well it's a pleasure to meet you chap

>>22261266
Lovely DINNER.

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>>22261266
MAKE SPAGHETTI

>>22261266
Let's cook some nice eggplant lasagna then. Shit's delicious.

>>22261266
MOM'S SPAGHETTI.

>>22261266
That's because I lied. But I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich with chocolate milk.

>>22261266
Yeah. I'm a decent cook. My best dish is spaghetti. By the way, can I put on some clothes? You kind of just barged into my house

>>22261266
Wait, how late is it?

>>22261286
This

>>22261266
I'm going to call you Chappie because of that robot movie I haven't seen. Let's prove her wrong and cook something! I would have suggested heating up a pizza in the oven but making spaghetti is a good idea too.

initiate spaghetti protocols

>>22261266
You don't believe me!? I used to cook for the Princess herself. Wait till you try my vegetable casserole, I guarantee that it will blow you away.

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>>22261266
Make dessert ramen

>>22261266
How about some pasta? I've been told that I make some pretty good spaghetti.

My secret ingredient is love.

>>22260384
Oh this is curious.
How are we to choose our adventure though dear, if we have no prompts?

Because if there are no prompts, its merely a visual novel. Not that anyone is complaining that is.

Jeesus, well OK

>>22261266
>eh
What do Canadian ponies eat?

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>>22261325
It just keeps going and going, piling on everything this faggot has in the pantry.
WHY

>>22261335
Whatever you eat

Stereotypes don't reflect dietary habits of an entire country very accurately.

>>22261331
Let's stick with the Visual Novel protocol... otherwise Anon will probably end up watching Bruno with her like in that one Trixie thread.

>>22261335
I heard that the cows make a mean dish of moo-tine

Queen size bed master race here

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>>22261266

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>>22261360
Ya don't say.

pobrecito...

>>22261325
Goddammit. Does anyone have
>LUNA'S GLORIOUS GRILLED CHEESE

>>22261417
Find an adult.
help

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>>22261417

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>>22261443

>>22261442
spoon the maracas gently

>>22261443
>>22261456
Thanks, Anon

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>>22261484
Have something that's a little more realistic to make for your dietary needs.

>tfw OP fapped and fell asleep

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>>22261503
>Wipe your tears and blame the onions for them, even though you know she left you because you weren't good enough.
HAHAHAHAhahahahahaha oh God, why?

>>22261555
>fapped
You may want to sit down anon

>>22261555
Been a damn long time since I've seen that line.

>>22261594
Is ASNYIP done?

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>>22261503

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"Hey, I'm a great chef. Want to try some of my spaghetti?"
>"Spaghetti? Hmm, it's been a while since I've had that stuff! You sure you can impress me?"
"My spaghetti is the best you will ever eat."
>You both walk into the kitchen and you begin to prepare the supplies.
>Chap takes a seat beside you, watching curiously.
>Make homemade noodles or premade?

>>22261636

homemade, this spaghetti needs to be perfect

>>22261604
I only know that the threads are increasingly scarce, and even then I haven't been to the last few.

>>22261636
homemade spaghetti ftw

>>22261636
Ohgodohgod I don't know what I'm doing shitshitshit

>>22261636
Homemade we have a qt over

>>22261636
Premade noodles, but do the sauce yourself. The sauce is where it's at.

>>22261636
Pull some from your pockets.

>>22261636
Homemade.

Not a good co/ck/, but I'll go with this.

>>22261636
Even though you've only ever used premade, try to impress her by making homemade and failing

>>22261636
Well, if we're going to have spaghetti, then I really need clothes. Preferably ones with pockets

>>22261636
While they are eating, she notices a box of rainbow dash krusty cunt flakes in the cupboard.

https://derpiboo.ru/246420

>>22261636
I would go with premade though it would seem the majority has voted to make homemade! Hope she's not too hungry because making everything from scratch is going to take some time.

>>22261636
Just pull it straight out of your pockets.

>>22261727
>>22261724
Dammit, we could have had a Paradox!

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>>22261456

>>22261636
Just get the naturally forming spaghetti in your pockets

Vegetarian, just for you.

A oil soused tomato cut into tiny pieces. Slightly fried in the oil it was soused in. With some onions.
Some fresh mashed tomatoes and a bit tomato paste with water.

At least mix in the cooked noodles and top it with Oregano.

>>22261636
Homemade, gotta be good for little Chap

>>22261266
You're not a vampony here to suck my blood... Are you?

premade noodles
HOWEVER
Use a jar of homemade pasta sauce

>>22261636
homemade straight from our pockets!

>inb4 chaps is a changeling

>>22261784
This

I bet you the reason chaps doesn't have her cutie mark is because she's either hiding it or she hasn't realized her special talent.
Her talent probably has something to do with us. WINK

>>22260884
>>22261266
>>22261636

Well shit, Glacier is doing a cyoa. Who would've thought she'd go through with it.

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>>22261878
ohboyohboy

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>>22261325
>how many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before it begins to question it's existence

>>22261899
Oh god what no please no

>>22261889
>. Who would've thought she'd go through with it.
pretty expectable the second someone suggested it to her in her draw thread.

>>22261899
I know right! It's probably cuddling.

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>>22261889
>>22261916
>mfw I suggested she do a CYOA in the future
no ragrets

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Glacier, I just popped a bag of popcorn for this.

Let's go.

>>22262008
>having ragrets

>>22261650
The kind of spaghetti of which I've dreamed since I was small.

You can stay as long as you want, but you're sleeping on the couch.

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>Homemade noodles.
>You begin to prepare in order to make your own noodles.
>"Made from scratch? Dang, Anon. I wasn't expecting this when I decided to come over. Guess we'll have plenty of time to talk about stuff."
"Ahah, I have to treat you to something special!"
>"I getcha, I getcha but this is something real special. I can't even cook this stuff."
"Well you don't have opposable thumbs."
>"Truth...so uh, you live here alone? Got a marefriend?"

>>22262127
>Got a marefriend?
This one doesn't beat around the bush.

>>22262127
>tfw girls are never this direct

>>22262127
Yes. Sorry to disappoint.
LETS MAKE PONE JEALOUS

>>22262127

tell her about your tulpas

>>22262151
For a strange reason, I second this.
My tulpa likes the idea.

>>22262127
No not at the moment heh

>>22262127
Call her out on her forwardness. Who wants to know?

>>22262127
Yeah we live alone. No we don't have a marefriend. Oh god I hope she doesn't look for our porn where ever and whatever it might be. Ponies can't into computers hopefully. If we even have a computer. A hidden magazine would screw us over.

>>22262191
THIS.

>>22262127
No

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>Adult pony
>Blank flank, no cutie mark
>A mare that you never have seen in your life randomly and misterously arrived on your house

Yeah that seems about ri-
>Suddenly realization strikes Anon's mind
>A story called 'Story of the blanks'

>Cutie-markless ponies are evil ghosts of the past seeking to caugh innocent victims

Nope
She's a ghost
Nope
Fuck that
Abort Abort Abort
Evacuate the zone inmediadly
>Anon jumps through the window, desperadly running away from the mare
>The misterious mare just stares as the strange green human being escapes

>She was a ghost? We will never know


DONT BELIEVE HER LIES

>>22262127
Of course I live alone. It's the only way I can practice my trombone so much
>>22262190
Alternatively, I vote for this

>>22262127
talk to her about
>tfw no gf

>>22262191
We're not ashamed of that. We're not 15 anymore. Although we keep decoy porn in an obvious place to distract from our unforgivable porn.

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>>22262222

I wouldn't worry about it

>>22262202
I agree with this anon

>>22262191
>>22262202

>implying this story even has a possible ending with no porn

Please, author is steering it in that direction already

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>>22262127
>Got a marefriend?
no
;_;

>>22262240
This story will have a bad ending

I bet my left testicle

>>22262147
this.

>>22262287

I'll take that bet

>>22262314
Damn. I was gonna' call it. When we good end this shit will you share Anon's testicle with me?

>>22262324

I'll bet specifically this will end in porn, you can have any other good outcome?

>>22262329
Eh, if sharing is off the table then it'll have to do.

>>22262314
>>22262324
>>22262329
>>22262344
So y'all want my left testicle?
Now that brings another thing on my mind

>Pain Olympics

>>22260658
>beta male
>liking OC
you're a special kind of faggot.

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"Uh yeah, I live alone. Don't have a mare friend either."
>"Dang shame. You're better lookin' than most stallions I see out there."
"Haha, really?"
>"Maybe that's why I don't got no colt friend neither."
"It's tough."
>"I hear ya."
>You begin to roll out the dough.
"You seem pretty forward. Most mares aren't so...direct."
>"I get things done, Anon. Got that can-do spirit! Hmm...mind if I check out some more of your home?"
>Let her explore or insist her to stay with you.

>>22262393
Fuck her.
Right there.
In the penis.

>>22262393
"Sure feel free."

Hope she doesn't find that copy of PlayPony in our bedroom.

>>22262393
>tfw she's going to get into my cocaine

>>22262393
YOU CAN'T LET HER FIND THE PORN STASH.

>>22262393
>I get things done, Anon
"You're a big mare."

>>22262393
let her explore my cave

>>22262393
Let her explore your home.
You're bound to find her trying on your too-big-for-her sweaters

>>22262393
"Sure, look around. I've got nothing to hide."

"But whatever you do, don't look in the top right cupboard."

>>22262393
Let her explore, but no snooping in our stuff.

>>22262393
We don't have anything stupid laying around do we?

>>22262393
Oh no. Oh nooooo. I think I know what's coming.Sure you explore. If you're looking for the bathroom you just need to go up the stairs and it's the second door on the left.

>>22262359

Better get ready to deliver that nut.

>>22262393

author confirmed for thirst, pone wants the D

>>22262419
Ghat damn ponies, always finding yer magazines and settin' yer bed on fire.

>>22262393
Sure
>make drinks
>slip roofies into hers
It's too easy. It's almost like she WANTS to get raped

>>22262393
Bring the vacuum!

Trap her before she haunts the whole house!

>>22262393
Give her a very unsure Suuuuure.

>>22262393
Playfully ask her "Am I boring you already?"

>>22262393
Sure why not? Just try not to mess with anything okay?

>>22262419
This
and hope to god

>>22262505
This

>>22262393
I can see it now
>she "explores"
>she's really going upstairs to get her suitcase
>comes back with BDSM gear
>Anon's body was not prepared for this

>>22262505
This would be great.
If she decides to go off, just hope she doesn't find anything lewd

>>22261724
>>22261727

get the fuck out you god damned skeltons

>>22262533
>>22262427
>>22262419

Why? If she finds it the lewd will happen sooner

>>22262460

It's not rape if she wants it

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"Am I boring you already?"
>"Course not, but I don't wanna dig into your personal stuff too early into my arrival. I'll just let ya cook quietly."
"S-Sure you can explore...uh just don't...go snooping around in places you shouldn't."
>"I ain't gonna judge ya if ya got naughty stuff. I got needs to, ya know. Mares get frisky just like everypony else."
>She leaves your side to explore.
>What are you fearful she might find?

>>22262581

lets stop wasting time and go straight to the porn. Slap that flank

>>22262581
>that booty shake
We must cuddle her and cum inside her

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>>22262581

>>22262581

>What are you fearful she might find?
the closet stuffed with various dragon dildos

>>22262581
Magazines sticking out ever so slightly from under the bed.

>>22262581
I'm worried she might find my pony comics

>>22262581
My collection of handmade doilies. If she sets one filthy hoof on my doilies...
i'll cry on the inside

>>22262581
Copies of playpony

>>22262581
Your pokemon collection.

>>22262581
Embarassing photos from Pinkie's most recent party.

>>22262581
There's no way she'll find our secret shrine to Chrysalis. She'd need to notice the trap door under the bed.

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>>22262581
Our super secret vault.

>>22262581
collection of antique ropes and handcuffs
...what? My dad was a police officer and I was in the scouts so I know my knots.

Nothing fishy about it, they're just very personally significant.

>>22262581
My dead body.

...

Then who was pasta?!

>>22262581
NOT MY DOLL A RAMA!

>>22262581
That's it. We're gonna sneak around and follow her while she explores the house. Let's make sure she doesn't stumble upon anything

>>22262581
Your big book of hand holding

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>>22262616
I think my inner /k/ommando just came a little.

>>22262393
That sounds shady as fuck
But ok

>>22262676
THIS
she can't see something so lewd

>>22262581
I sure hope she doesn't look in my closet and find my pornographic material that includes videos and magazines.

>>22262581
It wouldn't be so bad if she found our box of artifacts from the human world. Maybe we'd get a chance to share some truth.

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>>22262581
Pic related

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>>22262581
Cop a feel. COP A FEEL.

If she were to find something would she even tell us she found it or would she for instance start bending down in front of us because we owned lots of copies of 'pony butts monthly." because she knows that's our fetish.

All the bodies.

>>22262581
sweaters

>>22262581
NOTHING
There is nothing to hide.
Tell her to hurry along, spaghetti's almost done.

>>22262783
The spaghetti was done the moment we opened our mouths. We're just preparing a formal meal

>>22262581
That sounds like a CAH question.
>exactly what you'd expect
>a pile of squirming bodies
>mechahitler

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>>22262775
>she finds our wardrobe
>"hee, check out all these neat human clothes!"
>tries some of them on
>she's wearing an oversized sweatshirt that is way too big for her and drapes over her whole body
>"Hey Anon, look! I'm you!"
>turns around to show off the socks
>she's not wearing a bottom
christ have mercy

>>22262813
Jesus Christ please let this happen

>>22262813
This

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>Chap is gone for a good hour. You begin to worry, the noodles are nearly finished! Where was she?
>"Hey Anon!"
>You turn around.
>Chap is holding up a handful of magazines and a bit of rope.
>"Mind if I do a bit of light readin' before supper?"
>She is holding what appears to be news articles regarding Pinkie Pie's parties and PlayPony.
>What do.

>>22262836
"Don't ruin your appetite."

>>22262581
I hope she doesn't look to closely at the books on our shelf. Maybe we have quite the collection of erotic literature and romance novels that we authored

>>22262836
What's the rope for?

>>22262836
Laugh and say go for it
We have to play it smooth

>>22262853
Yeah, this worries me a bit.
But don't let me stop you, dinner is ready soon though.

>>22262836
No I don't mind.

>>22262836
Go for it :^)
I might join you later

>>22262740
what in celestias name am i looking at?

>>22262836
I can explain! I read it for the articles

>>22262870

Anon please, how could you possibly not know this was going to end with BDSM?

>>22262836
Ignore the PlayPony completely and only talk about the news articles. And probably the rope, too.

>>22262836
Where did you find that rope? Begin screaming internally. Say yeah she can read and go back to concentrating on making that dinner.

>>22262836
bondage?

>>22262874
This
>>22262883
The rope is most likely for that.
N-not that I mind...

>>22262876
Rainbow Dash in a jar of boiled cum. No, really.

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>self insert OC story
>story involving self insert an anon
>anon represents everyone else
usually OCs, as well as self inserts, are frowned upon. i dont want to be 'that guy,' but i cant help but think shes getting a pass because she does decent art and because yall are horny fucking faggots.

i like your art glacier, but this is austistic as shit, and these faggots shouldnt be encouraging it. were it any other self insert, theyd all be flipping their shit.

just had to say something.

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>>22262836

>>22262883
I know, I know, I've been in the other thread as well, I'm just playing along.

>>22262912
This isn't her OC

>>22262836
Ask her if she needs any help tying her hooves up.

>>22262912
Doesn't her OC not have pigtails?

>>22262912
I kind of agree. it's not that great, but I'm still trying to have fun with it

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>>22262912
B-b-b-but you can't be mean to her! You can't be mean to girls on the internet!

>>22262912

Everyone knows this is true

but we're desperate to get off

>>22262930
>>22262930
>>22262945

Anon don't be dense, it's clearly a stand in

>>22262912
Get over yourself faggot

>>22262836
can you read them to me while I cook?

>>22261325
Fuck yes I love this picture

>>22262912
Who cares! It's a better CYOA than I've seen in a long time.

>>22262912
>complaining about self insert oc's
>On a self insert oc generating board

FFS most our stories are in second person for a reason.

>>22261266
>>22262127

It's a changeling. Ask why it is is lying and not being open with its true self.

>>22262393
But we do have a girfriend

>>22262581
My girlfriend

>>22262836
Read the news, its more interesting than Playpony

>>22262912
Go for it, nice rope by the way

>>22262951
>stuttering

>>22262912
There are OCs in the majority of illustrated CYOAs that I can remember being posted here.

>>22262912
meh, it's not hurting anything, and not as autistic as some of the other threads recently, I don't see anything wrong.

>>22262909
................................................im out.

>>22262975

Anon lets be honest, it's not really a CYOA when you already know the ending when the story has just started. It does look nice though

>>22262912
Self-insert are frowned upon because the generally are super-perfect power-fantasy unrealistic shits.

But so far I'm just seeing chillaxadood trying to figure out what the hell is going on, making spaghetti at 4 in the morning.

>>22262912
Kill yourself, this is actual OC in a sea of shit and generals. I don't give a fuck as long as the thread is fun.

>>22262912
>but it's autistic!
No, it's not.
Flapping your arms and shrieking at anything that challenges your preconceived notion of how a place SHOULD be is one of the primary symptoms, though.

>>22263010
Casual.

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>>22262975
Its... Its not even...
It's been like, a few hours. How is it even comparable to any other CYOA, yet.

>>22263010
>2015
>being offended by the rainbow dash cum project
Yes, please get out. Why were you here in the first place?

>>22262912
It's a bit autistic, I'll give it that. /mlp/ has a history of autism so I'm not sure this is notable enough to have an issue with. For now I say let it play out and if she wants to do another CYOA later we can recommend it focus on canon pones.

>>22263054

Because they're a bunch of horny bastards that are just as desperate as the drawfag is. They'll say anything to keep it going

>>22262912
>no fun allowed

>>22262912
"No OCs" isn't a rule, it is a heuristic. Same with self-inserts. This is obviously not shit, so there's no reason to discount it for having an OC.

>>22262912
>usually OC's.
>10 generals for OC's
>literally OC general
>What is Shooting Stars
>What is Filly Fantasy
>What is ASNYIP
>What is Branson
>What is logic
>How do make post?

Im not defending it, but goddamn your post sure is fucking stupid Anon.

>>22262912
I'm letting it pass 'cuz of the cute drawings and the, by now, fun story.
Go star complaining when it reaches it's second/third thread or something.

>>22263114
Fuck, I didn't deleted the namefield yet again.

>>22263103
This would be /thread if this whole argument wasn't a fucking derail in the first place.

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"Yeah uh, go ahead. Dinner will be ready soon."
>"Gotcha, champ. Just holler if ya need me."
>It takes you another 45 minutes to prepare and boil the pasta, before you decide to just use premade sauce, better to not make her wait any longer.
"Hey Chap, spaghetti's done!"
>"Oy! Oy! Look!"
>She barrels into the dining area, a rope-crown atop her head.
>"I learned this trick from my mum, when I was a filly see."
"Oh. Nice."
>"Also, what the hay you doin' with this old copy of PlayPony? This is from a few months ago. Gotta keep yourself in fresh stock of materials, see."
"Sorry?"
>"No need to apologize, Anon. I know how it gets... Now where's that pasta?"
"Here, careful. It's kinda hot."
>"Guess we'll see if ya really can cook."
>Dinner conversation?

>>22262912
It's content. It's drawing of pony and anon, so it's good.

>>22262912

Why can't you faggots just be honest and say "Yes, it's true, but we like her porn so we'll let it go for now?" Anyone that has spent any decent amount of time here knows this. You aren't fooling anyone.

>>22263150
>"Guess we'll see if ya really can cook."
Well, shit. If she doesn't want hers...

>>22263150
Talk about Israel elections and how jews secretly run the world. Red pill her.

>>22263150
Yes.

>>22263150
Ask her about herself hopefully we'll get some answers about how she knows us

>>22263150
I guess ask what she's been up to these days since the last time we saw her.

>>22263150
Ask about her mom. That rope crown is fuckin adorable. Oh, and what does she do for like, a living? And is now a good time yet to ask about the invisible cutie mark?
man, who even needs lewd, I'd be content just cuddling this qt pony to sleep

>>22263150
>Dinner will be ready soon."
>it takes 45 minutes
Also for conversation ask why she wanted to read play pony.

>>22263150
We can ask her why she's staying over at our place tonight instead of some other friend. We didn't even remember her name. Ask how she knows us?

>>22263150
BECOME A CACTUS

>>22263150

"So, who the hell are you again, and how do you know who I am?"

>>22263229
This

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>>22263173
Right? Everyone is trying to fucking rationalize why it gets a pass when they shouldn't be shameful in admitting it makes their dick tingle.

God damn, these faggots are getting almost as defensive as some Tumblrina SJWs, or as bad as bronies putting the show on a pedestal as some kind of work of art. Tone down your guys' fucking autism.

>>22263208
>>22263218
>>22263229
These

>>22263268
The amount of euphoria in that post is enlightening

>>22263173
Because we want to save face, and appear consistent in some manner. Frankly, if this turns out to be shit, it's not going to change my opinion of her. She makes phenomenal porn. She doesn't have to be a great story-teller

>>22263150
Ask "why me?"

>>22263173
We're what, nine posts into the CYOA so far? Ten? Too early for me to call it anything, good or bad. We'll wait and see if it turns out to be worth all the attention. Artwork's good at least.

>>22263268

I just feel bad for GW cause they'll think this is the norm or they're super special and can get away with this stuff but eventually anons will turn on them for it and that'll be the end of GW.

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>>22263317
Because I'm not pretending that this doesn't tickle my dick like all the rest of these beta-ass faggots? Really? Here I thought the euphoric ones were the ones who try acting like gentelmen to get pussy.

>>22263333
These quads is at least aware of himself being a faget, and admits it's more about the porn.

>>22263354
Therein leading to potential attention whoring, and people rushing to her defense is only going to enable that.

>>22263385
Everything must be bad with you. Fucking laa-dee-da.
Get over yourself you depressive fuck.

>>22263333

When has this plan ever worked before? A gift of quads as a reward for your honesty

>>22263385

GW is more than willing to learn how the board runs. Bullshitting her and kissing ass is only going to teach her the wrong things and eventually everyone will just get sick of it.

>>22263385
Watch out, guys, content police comin' through!
Wee woo wee woo! Better tone down that fun, or he'll call you an autist in a condescending tone of voice!

>>22263150
Try to learn more about her and how she knows us

>>22263385
>complaining about new content while contributing nothing

>>22263385
Your next post will have an avatar.
I captured your favourite trick :^)

>>22263268
And this self-righteous search for this supposed admittance isn't any more autistic?
Fuck off, faggot.
I'm here because I'm remotely interested, like many people. If there's porn that's just like a cherry on top.

>>22263354
>>22263385
>M-muh quality control
>M-muh board police
People tend to quickly figure out how shit works here around here, or they leave, or they get ridiculed and everyone has a nice laugh.

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>>22263268
>>22263385
>avatarfagging

>>22262975
Shooting star?

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"Sorry if this is kind of rude...but...how do you know me?"
>"Mm. I'm a friend of your friend. That friend thought it'd be cool if I got to stay over here. They know how lonely this place is I guess. You could use a bit of company, eh?"
"Ah...uh, what do you do for a living?"
>"Me? I ain't got no job. No pony wants to hire me. Guess I'm just too good for them, heh?"
>Chap casually shoves a forkful of pasta in her mouth. She chews, nods her head and continues to talk.
>"Mmf, but uh, ye. Been lookin' for a job. Really! But ain't no luck."
"Well I hope you find somewhere to stay. Is now a bad time to ask about your cutie mark?"
>"...I guess...you seem like a chill dude so here."
>She bends over a bit, wiping a hoof against her flank, revealing a cutie mark underneath some sort of powder rub. The cutie mark was that of an eyeglass, with letters underneath.
>"Can't tell no pony my talent is reading, ya hear? Ain't need ponies sayin' I'm a nerd. A loser! I'd lose my rep. I love reading, though. Really. I can't er, keep the information in my head real well...but I guess that just makes reading a book a second time more exciting, eh?"

I have no idea what anyone's talking about right now. Someone is mad about an oc and anon having a story written about them and they can't make roll based decisions like " 5 decides"
"slap chap."
"you decide to slap chap and she's angry with you."
Those adventures are retarded.

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>>22263461
Blast! You found me out!

>>22263268

I have no interest in ponies sexually, and I'm still enjoying this story so far.

>>22263268
>>22263385
Are you trying to call others autistic while avatarfagging?

>>22263463

>Porn is just the cherry on top

Anon please, if this was the first thing GW did she would've been shut down and shit on. The only reason people care is because she makes their dicks hard.

>>22263482
I demand pone cuddles in retribution for these d'awws.

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>>22263461

>>22263482
>special talent is reading
BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>22263482
Seems it could be a real useful talent, that.
Perhaps you could try reading to the blind or visually impaired?

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thats not me, but
>2 reaction images with the same pony
>avatarfagging

>>22263482
Aaw, Chap, that's just sad.
You shouldn't cover up your cutie mark like that, there's nothing nerdy about liking to read.
I mean, c'mon, what 'rep' is it that you have, anyways? It's not like there are pony gangsters in this town, or something.

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>>22263354
Meh, she started on a whim, saved by the initial ban on a whim, and found supporters who did so on a whim. It was just good chance that's all. Luckily there happens to be great porn, so its a win win scenario.
>>22263385
Why do you think she got the rampart crowd? Some of us joined on a whim, others for the porn. That should be common sense friendo.
>>22263463
It all depends on the audience I suppose, Why not enjoy our flavour of the month for now, and the fresh blood it brings?
>>22263496
>not interested in ponies sexually. You want that imageboard over there son.

>>22263385
I'll admit there's a bit more white knighting going on than strictly necessary, but you're going full-on "you're autists who just want to fap and are in denial of how right I am". You know how the internet works. Come on too strong attacking something, and people will naturally go on the defensive to counter what you're saying. You want to make a good point and have anyone listen around here, you should first and foremost try not to act like a dick about it. The more extreme the complaints, the more extreme the arguments against them will be. That's the natural way of things.

>>22263482
I love reading, I don't think it'd hurt your image much. I mean you're still cool in my book.

>>22263482

lol nerd

she should be a teacher

>>22263482
"Honestly, i'd think hiding your mark might be hurting more than it helps. Pony employers seem to be big on speical talents."

>>22263483
Just ignore it. It's a shitposter that's only here to spoil what little fun this board can enjoy.

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>>22263423
>>22263437
Oh, so sorry you faggots feel persecuted for kissing her ass. I don't see how you being called out for your bullshit in any way means I'm not also enjoying the content. I'm at least admitting it's because of sexual instead of making excuses.

>>22263459
This isn't my thread, asshole. Contrary to what you believe, I'm not actually selfish like that. If I'm going to contribute I'll do it where the content belongs.

>>22263461
Shit, you caught me!
>pic related

>>22263482
What does a reading cutie mark entail, anyway? Most ponies can read, you must be better than normal at it somehow, right?

>>22263482
>friend sends her over because I'm lonely
>sexually forward
>doesn't want people to know she's smart
She's a whore!

>>22263482
Ask her what she thought about our magazines.

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>>22263482
Hey! I know the perfect job for you! You could work at the library! Sure, it's a fixer-upper, but that's part of the fun!

>>22263534

Because I don't want GC to be the flavor of the month, I want her to be a regular drawfriend.

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>>22263482
Jump up from your seat and shout in her face "NNNNEEEERRRDDDD!!!!!

>>22263482
Ask what her rep is, is she seen as a tough pony? >>22263552
Gotcha.

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>>22263482
What kind of rep do you have Chap?

>>22263482
Encourage her to let people know her talent. Also maybe try flirting I like her.

>>22263558
If you're here PURELY to shitpost, you could rightly fuck right off friendo :^)

>>22263571
I...
huh. That actually sounds kind of viable.

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>>22263582
>all those books
>all those pages of knowledge
>all those memories
every time, man. I'm not ready for Season 5, when Twilight is going to be shown having trouble adjusting

>>22263590
Even if she becomes a regular drawfriend, she'll become flavor of the month eventually. There are signs of it happening already. Nothing gold can stay.

>>22263558
>I like this artfag, let's help them with support
>"I LIKE PORN"
>That's nice
>"STOP WHITEKNIGHTING FAGGOT"
>Stop
>"HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

"I think your cutie mark is pretty cute. Though you have a pretty well toned flank for a filly whose talent is reading."

>>22263558
>I'm at least admitting it's because of sexual instead of making excuses

I know the word "projecting" is often a cheap buzzword on /mlp/, but that's what this sounds like to me. Just because you only like it sexually doesn't mean that's how everyone else sees things. It's a pretty narrow viewpoint to insist people can only enjoy things for one reason.

>>22263571
Wait>>22263613
Has a point

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>>22263626
This.

>>22263640
do you know where you are?
did you even see the requests for art?

>>22263482
Tell her she doesn't need to hide her talent.

>>22263558
ur actually so dumb its unreal

>>22263482
She could be a Forensics expert, and have a scrivener write things for her. She might have a really great job some day!

>>22263622

They already are flavor of the month. That's why there's so many faggots white knighting the shit out of them already. I don't think they'll survive the massive drop when anons get over them. We have to lessen the impact. I'm not saying everyone should be shitting all over them for this, just be fuckin honest.

>>22263541
This
And this >>22263626