>tfw no wonderbolt Stallionfriend.
Why bother living?
I wish Celestia kept me on the moon.;_;
Good man anon
She's a princess, and best princess at that. She at least deserves a little companionship
So, can we get a story about sad Luna prowling the streets of Ponyville after said rejection, and runs into Anon who also is going for a walk because he's having problems of his own, thus leading to them meeting every other night?
WHY DO STALLIONS HAVE IS SOO MUCH EASIER THAN MARES. THIS IS HORSESHIT.
ALL YOU DO IS HAVE TO EXIST AND NOT BE UGLY AND YOU GUZZLE RARITY'S MARECUM. WHY WONT YOU GIVE US BETAS A CHANCE YOU WHORES.
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
>Luna stalks Anon's dreams because she can't get up the courage to meet him face-to-face again
ALL STALLIOINS ARE WHORES I TELL YOU. I LAUGH EVERYTIME A STALLION'S LIFE IS RUINED BY A FOAL.
People on here keep posting this. A first I thought you were just kidding, but I'm not so sure anymore...
At the risk of sounding like a newfriend, I must ask: Do you guys -seriously- find humans sexually attractive?
>do you guys seriously find humans sexually attractive
I don't even know what to say to this post
newfriends, blame Princess Luna for coming on here a few weeks ago and sperglording out here.
though i hear that Princess Celestia comes on here once in a while, but that's just a wild rumour.
That's not very nice. Just because I'm not "hip" and "with it" by pretending to be some kind of weird deviated prevert doesn't mean I don't deserve respect.
I just like the pone poon! Is that so wrong?
I don't even mind you apefuckers. I just wish you wouldn't flaunt your perversity in public and rub it in our faces.
>being this casual
this is why /mlh/ is shit
well how about you stop rubbing your perversity in our faces and let us be? most of the autist who go out and claim they want to a fuck a human are not from /mlh/ and for the most part we make fun of them.
one of our unspoken commandments is
"thou shalt expose thy power level"
>not liking hands
>not wanting to be carried lovingly then getting passionately rutted against a wall
It's like you literally have no taste.
Is it true Princess? Did you have relations with best human?
Where you here on the 25th last month?
Cos the feels where everywhere.