>tfw no wonderbolt Stallionfriend.
Why bother living?
I wish Celestia kept me on the moon.;_;
>>19579500
Dubs confirm Luna is forever alone
Crying Luna always gets to me.
I'm no wonderbolt, but ill brush your mane and keep your wine glass full.
>>19579549
Good man anon
She's a princess, and best princess at that. She at least deserves a little companionship
So, can we get a story about sad Luna prowling the streets of Ponyville after said rejection, and runs into Anon who also is going for a walk because he's having problems of his own, thus leading to them meeting every other night?
>>19579608
I second this request
WHY DO STALLIONS HAVE IS SOO MUCH EASIER THAN MARES. THIS IS HORSESHIT.
ALL YOU DO IS HAVE TO EXIST AND NOT BE UGLY AND YOU GUZZLE RARITY'S MARECUM. WHY WONT YOU GIVE US BETAS A CHANCE YOU WHORES.
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.
>>19579500
tis okey i got u so does this guy
>>19579549
>>19579549
this nigga gets it. Treating best princess properly.
>>19579608
>Luna stalks Anon's dreams because she can't get up the courage to meet him face-to-face again
ALL STALLIOINS ARE WHORES I TELL YOU. I LAUGH EVERYTIME A STALLION'S LIFE IS RUINED BY A FOAL.
>>19579681
careful with that edge son
>>19579702
Look at this whiteknight standing up for stallions.
>>19579549
But she has the mind of an angsty teenager cunt.
I imagine it wouldn't take much to make her cry.
>>19579733
>his file name was elliot rodger.jpg
>Wanting 3dpd stallions.
>not wanting superior homo sapien dick.
>>19579801
People on here keep posting this. A first I thought you were just kidding, but I'm not so sure anymore...
At the risk of sounding like a newfriend, I must ask: Do you guys -seriously- find humans sexually attractive?
>>19579500
Dear Princess Luna.
This is a dildo.
Use it.
Your faithful FRIEND
Big Macintosh.
PS. Stop coming into my dreams.
>>19579864
yes, I find humans sexually attractive. You must be new. the whole finding ponies over humans attraction thing was a joke and everyone was being ironic.
>>19579864
>do you guys seriously find humans sexually attractive
>>19579864
I don't even know what to say to this post
>>19579874
Why do you like fluttershy? She has no job, is a fucking autist, has no backbone, is an ugly mare slut,etc. I'm A FUCKING PRINCESS WHO CAN SUPPORT YOU FOR AGES.
My liege, I have the deepest feelings for you. I'd like so much to brush your mane, wash your coat and attend your every need.
>>19579500
Doesn't she have the Shadowbolts? And bat pones?
>>19579877
haha yes, a joke...
>>19579864
I think people post that shit just to seem edgy and ironic. Frankly I think it's pretty disgusting. Nobody could possibly be attracted to some goddamn dirty ape.
>>19580033
>being a horsefucker.
Get out normie.
How did /mlh/ get so fucking casual? We can't even post 3d chad's anymore.
What happened to >no hands ?
>>19580266
newfriends, blame Princess Luna for coming on here a few weeks ago and sperglording out here.
though i hear that Princess Celestia comes on here once in a while, but that's just a wild rumour.
>>19580283
She's probably fucking a human right now on Earth.
>tfw when no human bf.
>>19580309
>you will never mate a human Celestia
what is life? why must i exist this way?
>>19580224
That's not very nice. Just because I'm not "hip" and "with it" by pretending to be some kind of weird deviated prevert doesn't mean I don't deserve respect.
I just like the pone poon! Is that so wrong?
I don't even mind you apefuckers. I just wish you wouldn't flaunt your perversity in public and rub it in our faces.
>>19580351
>implying we flaunt our autism in RL
I keep this secret online. No one in mah family knows I wanna fuck the apples outta of a hooman. Learn to hide your power level.
>>19580033
>fucking horses
>being this casual
this is why /mlh/ is shit
>>19580351
well how about you stop rubbing your perversity in our faces and let us be? most of the autist who go out and claim they want to a fuck a human are not from /mlh/ and for the most part we make fun of them.
one of our unspoken commandments is
"thou shalt expose thy power level"
>>19580412
>implying i even watch mlh
>i'm just in it for the fanfics
>>19580033
>dirty ape
>not liking hands
>not wanting to be carried lovingly then getting passionately rutted against a wall
It's like you literally have no taste.
>>19581883
I will give thee thy a hug princess Luna if you like these hugs
>>19579608
I would be down for that.
>>19579608
Writefag here. I wouldn't be against this.
God I love you guys so much.
>>19579500
Hur
>>19579646
Dur
>>19583196
Mur
>>19583222
Blur
>>19579500
>Roleplaying
>>19583545
>being this new
I bet you think theres no porn here too
>>19579757
True.
Is it true Princess? Did you have relations with best human?
>>19589446
Where you here on the 25th last month?Cos the feels where everywhere.
>>19579681
are you trying to compare Eliot Rodger to Princess Luna in some vague way?
Why is that?