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So this happened today. >Live in Bergen county NJ. >Work

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So this happened today.
>Live in Bergen county NJ.
>Work part-time at an art materials store.
>2nd week working there.
>Weekday morning, no one's really shopping.
>Supervisor not telling me to do anything.
>Guy walks in. I greet him.
>Sees me and nods.
>Says nothing and keeps going.
>Comes back less than a minute later.
>Places what he's buying on the counter.
>Several canvases. Paints. Pens. etc.
>Ringing up his purchase.
>Ask if he's paying with cash.
>Says nothing. He's looking around.
>Ask him again politely.
>Sees me trying to get his attention.
>Points to his ear apologetically and scurries for his wallet.
>Notice his undershirt as he's getting his wallet.
>He's wearing what looks like a white t-shirt splotched with black paint.
>There's what looks like an old-fashioned gold key painted on his shirt.
>Deaf. Paint supplies. Painted shirt.
>Recall Subway screencap.
>Pays for his purchase.
>Scribble on a piece of scrap paper.
>Hand it to him with his receipt.
>Wrote down "Are you Deaf Pony Jesus?"
>He stares at the note for a moment and silently chuckles.
>Nods "Yes." and gives me the peace sign and smiles.
>Starts to grab his bags as I point to the note.
>Make a writing gesture and hand him the pen.
>He scribbles down his autograph and takes off.
>He's out the door by the time I look at his signature.
>mfw I fucking met Deaf Pony Jesus and he's a total bro.
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>>19557347
who?
fuck, I've been here for what feels like forever and I can't remember this guy
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>>19557347
I would tip my fedora to this man any day
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>>19557494
>>19557347
duuuuuuude
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>>19557494
>2012.
Shit. I've only been here since May last year. Feels longer than that.
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>>19557347
>tl;dr
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>>19557347
Dude, really? That must've been awesome.
Pic of the autograph?
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>>19557379
>guy who cant hear sound asks what each pone would sound like.
>someone describes each voice as a style of painter.
>>19557494
>apparently abandoned and left for dead by his parents.
>makes custom painted pony shirts.
>>19557347
>third encounter of the one known only as.
Deaf Pony Jesus.
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>>19557828
;_;7
godspeed, Deaf Pony Jesus, godspeed
may you find your waifu and your hearing in equestria some day
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>>19557816
I was originally gonna have him sign a different scrap of paper, but he signed it before I could do anything.
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>>19557828
that guy? I thought that was just a one time thing, I didn't know he did anything else
>>19557874
timestamp?
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>>19557347
Wait, really? Awesome!
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>>19557828
wot? I remember that thread but didn't stay much in it. Cant believe something from it grew so much
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>>19557887
im not sure on the "custom pony shirts" thing, everyone who meets him just seems to see him in a custom shirt.
if he has the talent like i think he does, he could sell these out of house for a comfy profit.
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>>19557887
Timestamped.
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>>19558034
damn, he's like a deaf ghost, you see him once, then poof, he gone...i wonder if ill ever see him.
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>>19557347
>>19558034
Someone screencap this for future encounters.
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Lucky encounter OP.
In all my years I've never come across another /vp/oreon, /co/mrade, or nor/mlp/erson.
Blessing in disguise?

Met /pol/ though. What you'd expect.
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>>19558138
Meeting any 4channer is not big deal. What are you gonna talk about, epik may mays and shitposting?
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>>19558138
Every day when I commute to work I drive by the home of CWC, I've met him twice on the street. All I have to say is that he's just fucking weird.
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>>19557347
>>19557494
So it's confirmed, our savior lives in New Jersey.
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>>19558166
Most likely in a bookstore in Bergen County, which really narrows it down. Won't be much longer until he's found. Though I'd prefer not looking for him, he has enough problems without people hunting for him.
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>>19558138
So far the only /pol/lack I've ever seen is a friend.
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>>19558080
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>>19557347
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>>19558189
HORY SHEET
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>>19558158
I'd have a lot to talk about with /co/ & /vp/ as long as they weren't a fag, small chance. We could even arrange some trades or matches.
/mlp/ might be harder. Unless we both happen to be a part of the same generals.

>>19558161
This doesn't surprise me.

>>19558183
They rant IRL? Cause the guy I met must have thought he was in a thread.
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>>19558244
With a horsefucker all you gonna talk about is porn.
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>>19558034
Your handwriting is shit
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>>19558262
Saying that's a bad thing?
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>>19558289
It is not but you run out of shit to talk about very fast, unlike with /vp/ or /co/. They have more variety.
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>>19558189
>I can't tell what his name is.
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>>19558244
He debates really well, that /pol/lack. He keeps his power level in-check. But he never acts as if he was in a thread.
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>>19558304
True. That's why I said if we into generals. I'm sure I could hold a conversation with someone who regularly posted in AiE or /ntt/
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>>19558189
raivovacs?
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>>19558315
mivacos?
M. ivacos?
Mi. Vacos?
all i can make out...
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>>19558360
Sounds like best case then.
He know you masturbate to pone?
Or come here in general?
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>>19558385
Yep. We're close so he doesn't take it personally that I'm a ponyfag.
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I wonder if DPJ ever crosses into Delaware...probably not, bit out of the way even though we're right next to each other.

I see horsefuckers around here all the time but never speak to them.
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>>19558555

How does one "see" a horsefucker? I mean how can you tell?
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>>19558687
sometimes, you can just see it when you look at someone, its like a lot of things you can see on people.
"i work too much"
"i like em young"
and for some farmers its either
"i wish the cities would burn"
or
"yea i fucked/fuck horses, so what"
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>>19558189
So the messiah's name is M Kovacs

Blessed be Deaf Pony Jesus
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>>19558687
Mostly shirts and other merch identifiers.
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>>19558753
It has already been established for a while now that his name is Michaelmas Kovacs.
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>>19558782
I'd never wear anything. All my merch stays home. And vanishes when people come over.
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>>19558181
Why the fuck do all of the /mlp/ faggots live in north jersey.

fuck you all i hope you die of heroine

CENTRAL JERSEY REPRESENT WOO
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>>19558555
Bergen county is on the literal other side of the state.
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>>19558822
Just get subtle as fuck clothing like pic related on a shirt.
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>>19558863
>quills & sofas
is the guy who was writing that still alive? he seemed to just vanish
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>tfw beaner and will never find a horsefucker here now that they got expelled for having CP posted
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>>19558841
Does the story check out? Is Oakland anywhere near Bergen county?
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>>19558734

I suppose the first three make sense but
>"yea i fucked/fuck horses, so what"
is a bit too specific to be put into a "look".

>>19558782

I dunno, man. These days it's increasingly common to see all kinds of people wearing merch.
And even then, I'd imagine most horsefuckers avoid wearing merch in public so they don't
attract the wrong crowd.
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>>19558893
Yes it is in Bergen county you nerd. I went to college 5 miles down the road from there last year and I know of a few anons that live the town over. I probably know the guy who met him too at subway.
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>>19558918
Hmm i think I know where deaf pony jesus lives actually, I passed that subway everyday. And my friends family owns a pizza place right near a bookstore.

also fuck Ramapo.
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>>19559122
Im heading up there this weekend. Ill take a look around
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>>19559282
But what are you gonna do if you find where he lives?
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>>19559331
Stalk him...

Then rape him.

or hang out.

Or most probably nothing and go get drunk with my friends and call people hipsters at my old college.
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>>19557347
>Bergen county NJ
holy shit
we're close
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>>19559282
Deaf people can drive. They just need to take extra caution because they can't hear car horns and ambulances.
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>>19558753
>>19558810
Is there a listing anywhere for that name?
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>>19559398

shut up youre ruining my detective rp
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>>19557347
>>19558034
Holy shit.
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>>19559422
We need to know the location of Anons bookstore.
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>>19558831
You already have the best melee players I have to settle for shitty P:M tournies unless I wanna travel an hour to go to Princenton to get booped in melee.
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>>19559558
where do you play melee competitively?
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>>19559512
or artstore rather
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>>19559582
Hitbox Arena(Kinnelon) has weeklies on Monday but I can't make it most of the time. A local scene is starting to develop somewat at Kearny though. Being a neet sucks ass for playing mayray.:( The best melee jersey players are near princenton and rutgers.
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>>19559383

You and me both. And about 900,000 more people.
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>>19559611
Its because rutgers has all of those asian engineer nerds. goddamn can they play video games. Im no good at them but i occasionally rek at TF2 with my asian engineer buddy from rutgers.
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>>19559676
Well atleast I can git gud at P:M. Emukiller/Zubat basically boop people at hitbox arena. Thing is P:M is basically gonna die once smash 4 for the wiiU comes out.
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>>19558244
/mlp/ I've met with another horsefucker, pretty chill dude. we went paint balling and shot some guy in the dick
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>>19559803
we should have a NJ /mlp/ meetup. Then all of the autists can do autist things and all of the cool anons can split off and go get high or get drunk or something and hangout.
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>>19559834
that way everyone is happy
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>>19558287
>shit
It's really not that bad, I think it's a bad pen more than anything. That shit's pretty readable.
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>>19559834
>NJ /mlp/ meet up
as if NJ didn't smell bad enough on it's own.
you want to mix in 50 horsefuckers close together?
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What town in Bergen?
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>>19559912
>made me chuckle.
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Is /mlp/ really gonna bother this guy?
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>>19560565
No we aren't going to hunt him
because he's an cool guy
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>>19558917
it's mostly the stain of squash soup on their overalls and the way they leer at mounted police and carrousels like a 13yo ogling mannequins in the lingerie aisle.
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>>19560565
nah, just take a picture so we can finally put a face to our implied green jesus.
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>>19561195
I don't think anyone like this exists. Anywhere.
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>>19561877
Wonder if he's anything like he's depicted by Tracy.
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>>19557347
What is this, the second, third time someone has seen him? Pretty crazy.
Should have wrote and asked him if he still comes here.
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>>19560565
>>19560665
Dox him with a year's worth of art supplies and Subway gift cards. In good intention, of course.
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>>19557347

who is this and why should i care
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>>19565644
>Pic very related
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Guys it seems to me that more attention should be paid to the poster who took his time to write this amazing description. He have done more in my book, not being able to hear is not really something to be proud of.
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>>19565743
The guy who wrote the descriptions was pretty boss, no doubt. We're just more interested in this deaf guy because he's more interesting and seems to be a badass at life.
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>>19562455
He signed Lauren Faust's thank you card if I remember correctly. Anyone got the pic?
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>>19565675
Holy hell, I've seen Party of One dozens of times and I only now realized the voice Pinkie gives rocky is a Stalone impression.

I'm a gigantic faggot please rape my face.
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>>19566559
i thought it was just "generic Italian american".
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>>19565675
Do we have this thread archived? Please tell me we do. I've always thought it was one of the best we ever had.
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>>19566647
Yeah

http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/4033629
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>>19558055
Keyser Pöne
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>>19566352
I remember that thread. Lauren Faust visiting here is what brought me to /mlp/ in the first place.
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>>19567046
>Coming to /mlp/ because Faust showed up.
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