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>be a 7 year old girl >today is the season 4 finale of

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>be a 7 year old girl
>today is the season 4 finale of your favorite cartoon, my little pony: friendship is magic
>you are very excited
>you sit down in front of the tv, holding your rainbow dash plushie
>she is so awesome
>your lucky charms sit on the coffee table in front of you
>you pick out a marshmallow and eat it
>the dry cereal is yucky anyway
>the marshmallows are the only good part
>you hear the theme song begin to play
>you sing along, of course
>the episode is going great
>there's all of your favorite characters
>and rainbow dash is awesome in this episode
€the song the princesses sing is excellent
>the princesses are so pretty
>you want to be like princess celestia
>a man pony begins is walking down a dark alley
>your mother warned you to stay out of dark alleys
>his emerald cutie mark reminds you of minecraft
>you like playing it on your mom's iphone
>a hooded figure approaches
>he gives the man pony a lecture, shaking his fist
>he opens his mouth and sucks magic out of the man pony's horn
>he falls to the ground
>his eyes grey and dead
>oranges hit the ground
>you stare
>eyes widened in horror
>this is nothing like what you usually watch on mlp
>this scares you
>you keep watching
>tirek sucks out the magic of a whole room
>keep watching
>pretty princesses get locked in tartarus
>twilight gets smashed into a mountain
>the cute little library you wished you lived in is gone
>her friends eyes are lifeless and grey
>just like your grampa's were
>fluttershy is crying
>you are crying
>mommy runs in
>asks you whats the matter
>explain everything
>mom hugs you
>tells you its only a show
>turn it back on
>all the ponies are fine
>not even the ending theme song makes you smile
>those lifeless eyes stick in your head
>staring
>mentally scarred
>nightmares for weeks
>thanks hasbro

~FIN~
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>>18186991
Booooo.
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>implying kids found it scary
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>>18187183
>implying op was actually serious

Also, I lel'd
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>>18186991
what the fucks a 7yr old girl doing watching mlp anyway, does'nt she know it's characters are hyper-sexualized and it's full of adult references?
christ, fucking inattentive facebooking parents these days
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>>18186991
that's what happens when a little girl watches a mans show
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im not a 7 year old girl, im a 47 year old MAN!
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>>18186991
My sister is 8 and actually loved the episode, but shes seen shit in vidya games so idk how squeamish a "normal" little girl is like
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Evil exists. Keeping a child in a perpetual state of ignorance of the existence of evil is not good for their health. The show presents a moral - that friendship is the stronger than any evil. Although this is not true in the sense that the show presents - friendship cannot be turned into a giant laser cannon - it is true in the sense that evil can be prevented by nurturing strong friendships with our fellow man.

Consider real examples of evil in the world. We have had a string of mass shooters in the past few years. What would drive a person to do this? Obviously contempt for one's fellow human beings. If you look at the profile of many of these people, most of them had few to no friends. Had others shown them true elements of friendship, such as kindness and generosity, would they have necessarily felt a reason to go out and do such things?

The realization that evil exists, and that life is not nice, should serve as a wake up call to young children. Be a good person, befriend others and try not to bully people, so we can create less Tireks in the world.
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>>18188285
6/8/14

Never forget that 4chan produced this.

This needs capped.
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>>18186991
Oh shut the fuck up. You grew up with disturbing shit like Ren and Stimpy.
You turned out just fine.
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>>18188285
>What would drive a person to do this?

The American government ?
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>>18188391
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>>18188285
>friendship cannot be turned into a giant laser cannon

Sounds like you just don't try hard enough, anon.
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>>18188285
This actually hit me. I remember I used to be very angry and hated people back in high school. I wanted to join the marines infantry just so I culd go and kill. It was wrong but I was angry. But miraculously idk wat changed me. I made friends without meaning to and met sum pretty cool ppl and I remember I got into the show and it really changed me. I guess it helped me abandon that contempt for my fellow humans. Im currently studying to be a doctor and I hope I can do some good in this world. Sry didnt want to make this a blog, just wanted to let u know wat u said rlly struck a chord with me. Thank you.
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>>18188490
You type like a 14 year old girl on Facebook. You're not a usual user here, are you?
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>>18188490
God damnit. Is that you, Scarlet?
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>>18186991
this kid is a fucking crybaby.
watch one fucking Disney movie even. jesus
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>>18188487

I would try harder, but my friends are drifting away.
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>>18186991
I smell a faggot who don't know about any show for kids from the start of television to soccer mom era.
Including G1, G2 and G3 of pone.
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>>18188490
Jesus with the way you type I don't know if you should be a doctor.
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>>18188490
What the fuck is this writing, are you mentally-impaired, PoC ?
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>>18188643
Sorry to hear that anon, really shitty situation that is. Unfortunately, that's how life goes sometimes, and old things have to fall apart so new things can be built up, you know the story. Hope things turn out okay for ya.
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>>18188285
This isn't horseland, where everybody is nice deep down" ( whatever that mean ).
Behaviour is genetic. And there's lot of shitskins and autists and sociopaths and plain assholes out there. Also, some people simply want to be left alone, and forcing yourself on them would probably make them insane.
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>>18188285

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
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>>18188760
Every thread. Every day. Every time there's someone with a name or a tripcode, you faggots go full autist over it. No, you know what? You're worse than they could ever be. Every second of every day with the same damn bullshit, constantly derailing threads and making orphans cry. But do you care? Is it of any consequence to you? No. All that matters to you is telling the namefag that they're wrong. And for what? Do they ever stop? Do they ever concede? Does it ever fix anything? No. All it does is wreck the thread and no one has anything to show for it. It's a vicious cycle, a circular hell that none of us can ever escape from because morons like you have their heads too far up their asses to see what ceaseless agony they bring about. You never stop to think about it for one second, and you never will. Barbarians, the lot of you, endlessly tearing threads apart and covering good content with your infinite bullshit.
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>>18186991
>thanks hasbro
Indeed.
The cartoons that gave me nightmares are the ones I remember the best.
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>>18186991
That's what you get for watching a show for grown up men
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>>18188793
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>18188643
I let mine drift away and have been an isolated NEET for the past 2 years. Since you're such a friendship master, you should know to keep in contact. There's plenty of ways, with texting and emails and such.
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>>18188692

Meh. Life's life, and I'm managing to push myself through it. I still have some friends, even though I don't speak with them much, and I've made some friends here on 4chan too through the various Skype threads. I'll manage.

Thanks for the concern though.

>>18188736

Behavior is only genetic to a certain degree. A large amount of it is social and cultural. We have the power to change people's mindsets and help them from walking down the wrong paths. To a certain degree, I would say it is also a social responsibility. You don't have to force them to do anything, but you should do whatever is in your power to help them integrate in society, lest they learn when it is too late that they lack friends, and society is moving on without them.
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>>18188391
What?
You mean 10/06/14
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>>18188960

I do keep in contact with my friends. It's just that we are not able to talk with each other nearly as much, as our lives are growing far more busy. My best friend has a job and a girlfriend, and a life in another city, and I have university and work.

>>18188804

By chance, did you enjoy Courage the Cowardly Dog when you were a kid?
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>>18188490
>im a girl btw
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>>18188998
I think you mean 06/10/14
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>>18189006
Well well well, aren't you the successful cool dude.
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>>18189022
Oh god fucking dammit, maybe it's just because I've have like four glasses of wine, but this is making it hurt to laugh.
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>>18189052
But anon, why are numbers so stupefying?
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>>18189022
No.
Because its day/month/year
And other opinions are wrong.
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>>18189104
Plebians. It's none of the above.

It's Number of seconds since 00:00:00 Jan 1, 1970, UTC.
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>>18189016
>girl
>studying to be a doctor
>ppl
>sry
>u
>wat
>rlly
>sum
>idk
omg i lol'd
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>>18189104
Fuck you you Euro fags
here in Merica we do it month/day/year
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>>18189164
Why you usafags are doing the wrong way?
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>>18189164
Refer to this image to see why you're wrong.
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>>18189040

Not even successful. Most of my friends are friends I have made either in my childhood, or through other friends/family. My university is, well... it has some alright ratings for a public university, but they'll let you in easily with a B average. My work is just work study crap, and has nothing to do with my field of study, which is Computer Science.
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>>18189104
>>18189164
>>18189200
Actually by international law it's year/month/day
So it's 14/10/06
>source: wikipedia
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>>18189104
How do you write a date?
Month Day, Year
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>>18189213
OPEN YOUR EYES EURO SHEEPLE
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>>18189164
>>18189200
>>18189213
>>18189257
>>18189263

The Merifags actually have it closer than the Yurofags.

It SHOULD be:

YEAR : MONTH : DAY

Then when anything sorts in numerical order (like oh for instance a computer), shit is parsed correctly.

The way Americans do it, at least shit will be right for a year.

The way Yurofags do it? No.
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>>18189213
>middle finger edition incoming
>>18189257
>wikipedia
>>18189263
>How do you write a date?
Day/month/year.
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>>18189213

The United States does not have a set standard of units which must be used for measurement. Industries are free to use either imperial or metric, whichever fits their application best. Students learn to use both systems in public schools.

As for the deal with month/day/year vs day/month/year, the international standard is year/month/day, but neither of us are using this. Between the two, both fit a standard of small, medium, large, just in terms of different units. Europeans would argue that the length of the unit of time should be the ordering (i.e. day is shorter than a month is shorter than a year), while Americans would argue that the better ordering would be the number of possible values (12 possible months, 31 possible days, thousands of possible years). Neither is more correct than another, and both are against the international standard.
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>>18189307
Will you shut the fuck up already and go trip in a thread that actually wants your input?
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>>18189280
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>>18189331
#SHOTSFIRED
#TRIPSAREFORJERKS
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>>18189331
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>>18189467
Thats not bait you newfig
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>>18189331
leave rube alone

i want his dick in my mouth
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>>18189467
What gives, it's late.
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>>18189331

This guy right here killed the thread.
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>>18189467
>>18189497
>>18189511
>this samefagging
>dem times
>being this obvious
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>>18189541
nice ms paint edit fag
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>>18189546
yes of course
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Way to go, guys.
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>>18189511
Maybe it was your tripfaggotry that killed it. And this ain't the first time. In a shitload of the threads you post, because you just HAVE to be a special unique snowflake, the thread is derailed with people talking about your faggotry. I've seen it happen to a shitload of threads. I'm sure it'll happen in a shitload more threads.

Because you're too dense a motherfucker (or too egotistical) to quit trippin.
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>>18189574
This thread was derailed by >>18189022 when he corrected >>18188998
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>>18189563
You're talking as if there was any real discussion before he posted. Sure, you made a good post and all, but we couldn't just cheer about it all night. That wasn't me who insults your opinions who said that, by the way.
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>>18189574 which was a long time ago
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"Just one more little thing before we go." made a stay in the back of my mind. That black tentacle vine in S4E1 was black with dark. And pronounced darkness was a major theme in season 4. Coincidentally the very subject matter of Gen1S1E1. I wonder if it's only gets more messed up and scary as it goes on, in a friendship is magic kind of way. As if that were the plan all along. Nice.
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>>18189607
That doesnt matter
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>>18189595
you mean when >>18188998 corrected >>18188391
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>>18189533

Yes, because I absolutely want to get my dick sucked by some fat, neckbearded anon, and would samefag to make it appear as if I was getting some.

>>18189574

So what you're saying is that you, personally, are incapable of holding a conversation with a tripfag as if they are any other anon, and must instinctually drop any conversation you are in to demand that said tripfag remove his trip, in spite of the fact that this demand has never managed to get anything accomplished, feel that if you just ask it another 10 million times, he might just stop using it.

>>18189597

There could have been more discussion on the OP...
Oh who am I kidding. This thread died the moment we started discussing the order in which months, days, and years should be put in dates
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>>18189765
hey i'm not fat
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>>18189765
>So what you're saying is that you, personally, are incapable of holding a conversation with a tripfag
If they're tripping for no fucking reason except to try to be a unique special snowflake that doesn't care about /mlp/'s anonymous culture because they obviously think what they say has GOT to be attributed to them?

Yes, fuck you very much.
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>>18189765
Show me your pastebin
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>>18189785

Umm.. okay.

I just made this pastebin for one story I posted in the homeless whorse thread, but go ahead and read it if you'd like...
http://pastebin.com/u/rubyist
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>>18189803
Okay, so you make content.
Now you need to learn when NOT to use your trip.
Faggot.
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>>18189813

dat spoilered fgagot
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>>18189776 shit it,tubby
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>>18189813

I've been using this trip since 2010, faggot
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>>18189858
Nobody fucking cares.
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>>18189864
Yes, nobody fucking cares.

Nobody fucking cares that he uses it, except a few pompous twats like yourself.
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>>18189847
>shit it, tubby instead of 'shut it'
kek, it still works
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>>18189880
Threads derailed many times because of this
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>>18189864
>I don't care
>throwing a raging tantrum over it
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Why do you faggots feed the tripfag talking to himself ?
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>>18189965

Because they are faggots. In their defense though, I am also a faggot.
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>>18189922
Only difference is that you derail threads.
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>>18190016
That was my first post in this thread, though.
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>>18186991
I like how the smallest things can trigger a shitstorm.

Seriously, people; we were having a nice conversation; and the tripanon and the troll derailed this nice conversation.

Cant you just like the grow men you are?
A tripfag? Just ignore his trip and evaluate him by his replies. Threat him like another anon in this imageboard.

A troll? Easy: Hide, report and Ignore.

Seriously, why you care so much? You people are over-reacting; bunch of over-sensitives.

>Inb4 I get called a faggot by pointing this out

Watch the thread, and tell me im mistaken.
This thread went straight to the toilet.
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>>18190117
Thanks to our special snowflake.
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>>18190117
Cant you just ignore like the grow men you are?*
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>>18190124
Not you gonna lie.
You are right about the "Anonymous" culture of 4chan.
Yes, he should have post in Anonymous; because is how this imageboard is "mostly" based, to post in Anonymous.

I'd like to think I wants the credit for make a good Post. Yeah, it was a good post.
But the credit he earn, wont last long outside this thread; when mostly of people will forgot what he said. (Unless he is a content creator, of course).

He wants the credit for his post?
>Yes
Can I use a tripcode?
>Yes
Shoild I use a tripcode?
>No
But I will use a tripcode anyways.

Tell me Ruby, why you dont post in Anonymous. Im just curious.
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>>18190117
>tripanon
This is not a term. If someone is using a trip, they are not anonymous by definition. The term is tripFAG. It will always, and should always be tripfag.
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>>18189126
>>>/g/
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>>18188285
Good and evil are never distinguishable as black and white.

To present these two sides with a clear boundary between them is to tell a lie.

There is no black and white; that they are mutually exclusive is a fanciful fairy tale.

Nothing left but differing shades of grey
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>unzips zip
>starts masturbating frantically
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>this fucking thread
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