You're walking in the street and you see something that

Ask her where she needs to go and take her there. Like a normal person would. Are you trying to see if I'm a skinjob or the sort of person who'd give a serious answer to a roleplaying question on 4chan?

>>15787237
>like a normal person would
does that mean you're a normal person?

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>>15787225

What do you mean, "I'm not helping it?!?"

Do Androids Dream of Unicorns?

>>15787225
I stick my dick in her mouth to shut her up

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>>15788114
She bites it with her huge gorilla teeth!

>>15787225
I believe in the healing power of Mercerism. Fuck Buster Friendly that hack fraud

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You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of Kamille Bidan. You show it to your husband. He likes it so much, he hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girl in the photo is lying on a bearskin rug.

>>15789054
I try not to look at the photo and instead focus on watching comets go zoom outside.

>>15787225
I've definitely seen this post before but I can't find it on the archive and it's throwing me off.

>>15789076
>didn't react to dead animals
Ima have you retire you tin-can

Y'know without the context of the mass extinction and the future obsession with electric animals the Voight-Kampff loses alot of meaning, in the movie version

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>>15789102
Are you sure this isn't a fake memory?

>>15789106
It's not as clear as it was in the novels, but given the severe environmental degredation we see in the urban environments and the emphasis on offworld colonization overheard in advertisements, I think a lot of viewers figured out that animals might be pretty rare.

>>15789196
True I mean I caught on (at my second viewing) but still, I enjoyed Deckards frustration with his robo-sheep. Doesn't really work without his wife though, so I see why it was cut
Cant make the Tyrell android a betraying whore when shes been promoted to MC status in place of Isiodore after all. I did like the dilemma with the Replicant Blade Runner, but all the same I love the movie additions to Roy Batty

>>15789208
> do you like our owl?
> is it real?
What did he mean by this?

>>15789219
>Eyelashes, artificial
Alright boys would you have taken the Owl, the Android Sex and ran like Tyrell wanted?

>>15787225
>What do you do?
Pick her up and ask her if she has any spare bodies nearby. She hates having her nervous system represented by dummy signals. Find the locker with her spare body in it and, assuming it isn't covered in mold, take it home to be a sex doll while leaving her severed head in the locker. Hopefully her batteries will die before anyone finds her so she doesn't remote-hack my newly acquired Megatech sex doll and make it kill me later on.

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>>15789230
>She hates having her nervous system represented by dummy signals.
but she IS a dummy.

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>>15787225
I pick it up, stuff a rag in her mouth and carry her home, before setting her on my lap and enjoying unlimited headpats and hair ruffling, before giving her a choice. Stay there or transfer into the little PDA android body I have that looks like here so I can have my own little mini-Motoko.

>>15789229
Yes.

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>>15789329
Operators treating Motoko like an idiot robot who doesn't know her place is my fetish.

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>>15789340
Even better, set her up in a public place in a vending machine or a booth where people can pay money to spend a minute or so patting her head with no limits to what they can do to her tuft.

>>15789340
What would a Minitoko even be good for?

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>>15789362
Being cute
Helping me cook and clean
Fetching me my beer and pipe
Making me tea and coffee
Being a portable source of headpats
Fixing my clothes
Finding things that fall down the side of furniture
Saving on electricity bills compared to a ghost-locked full cyborg body
Relatively harmless compared to aforementioned full cyborg body.

>>15789356
Her friends at S9 will find out and then you'll be in a whole lot of trouble!

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>>15789368
Also just consider how adorable an embarassed (but secretly enjoying it) Minitoko with fairy wings would be as she helped you out as a personal assistant/secretary/companion/pet.

Just imagine settling down to work on something and having her bringing over a tray with a fresh pot of tea and your pipe on it, putting it on the desk before pulling a face, until you reach out and pof-pof her floofy head.

>>15789381
We can set up a time sharing arrangement. While I'm sleeping she can be a murder gorilla for Section 9, while I'm awake, she can be my assistant. Everyone wins. If Motoko objects, I'll just push over a litre stein of booze and point out how much there is for such a little body. Kurutan will find her new body adorably cute too, so there's that pressure on her.

>>15789368
I don't think she'd agree to do any of that

>>15789387
I see, that makes a lot of sense!

>>15789405
Exactly. Also it gives Aramaki a good place to hide Motoko in case she fucks up and does something to embarass him or the government while knowing where she is. Motoko can be kept in line with booze and having Kurutan over to play with her and everyone will be happy.

>>15789400
Well, why should I believe the ramblings of an obvious malfunctioning gynoid head that's been discarded in the street then? I'll just have to put it in a bin to keep the road nice and clean from foul-mouthed fluff balls.

>>15787225
Ask her, "Can cyborgs give blowjobs?"

>>15789436
she'd just make angry robot noises that scare children

>>15789440
Perhaps we can prank children together.

>>15787247

Roleplaying a normal person is sometimes entertaining.

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>>15789436
Nah.

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>>15789387
>>15789368
>Yes, I always smoke a pipe around ladies. It gives me a fatherly masculine charm, makes them feel safer, you see?

>>15789699
I don't smoke them in public. It's cheaper than cigars and tastes better than cigarettes.

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>>15789712
Like vaping, amirite?

#gogreen
#vapenation

>>15789717
Vaping is silly unless you want to stop smoking cigarettes.

>>15789721
Whereas pipes aren't silly at all and definitely aren't the fedora of smoking apparels.

>>15789725
Exactly. Just another way to smoke.

>>15789329
Do the operators secretly run a phone sex service for fun? It's the future of the early 90s after all.

>>15790172
No, but they pay to watch Motoko, Ran and Kurutan do it.

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>>15790172
No, they're modelled after Sophie Tucker. And she sounds like Lucy Moran. Not exactly a sexy voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5zYIDAWOcM

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>>15790193
What does Kurutan do with all that extra dosh?

>>15790226
Usual things; more lingerie, ice cream treats, extensive illegal modification of her and other cybernetic bodies to enhance their hedonistic post-singularity pleasure orgies.

You know, girl stuff.

>>15790215
Not for you, maybe.

So do ya'll think Scott gonna fuck it up and make Deckard an android in the sequel, or do you think enough people have called him out on being an idiot about that and he wont do it.

>>15790579
Yes. I have absolutely no reason to doubt he'll fuck it up.

>>15790581
ive heard that he gets pissy when asked about it so i can see him not doing it just to rub it in people faces that he gets it

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Put her brain in a Jameson type cyborg body. Make the now empty head into a fleshlight.

>>15790215
>Not exactly a sexy voice.
Hey why don't you fuck off?

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>>15790579
Here's a very recent quote from Ridley Scott about Deckard being a replicant in the original and in the reboot:

> Oh, it was always my thesis theory. It was one or two people who were relevant were... I can't remember if Hampton agreed with me or not. But I remember someone had said, “Well, isn't it corny?” I said, “Listen, I'll be the best f#@king judge of that. I'm the director, okay?” So, and that, you learn -- you know, by then I'm 44, so I'm no f#@king chicken. I'm a very experienced director from commercials and The Duellists and Alien. So, I'm able to, you know, answer that with confidence at the time, and say, “You know, back off, it's what it's gonna be.” Harrison, he was never -- I don't remember, actually. I think Harrison was going, “Uh, I don't know about that.” I said, “But you have to be, because Gaff, who leaves a trail of origami everywhere, will leave you a little piece of origami at the end of the movie to say, ‘I've been here, I left her alive, and I can't resist letting you know what's in your most private thoughts when you get drunk is a f#@king unicorn!’” Right? So, I love Beavis and Butthead, so what should follow that is “Duh.” So now it will be revealed [in the sequel], one way or the other.

Thank you Ridley Scott.

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>>15790830
>>15790351
"Uh, Major? I'm gonna transfer section chief Aramaki's call to your cyberbrain, it's the one that's in your head right now - I mean the cyberbrain I'm gonna transfer section chief Aramaki's call to is gonna be the one that's in your head right now - I mean it's already the one I'm gonna transfer it to but I haven't transferred it yet so don't worry if you don't hear section chief Aramaki's voice yet it's because I haven't transferred his call to your cyberbrain yet but when I do you're gonna hear his voice - don't worry when you hear his voice it'll just mean I've transferred his call to your cyberbrain - I mean the one that's in your head right now."

>>15790579
I remember seeing they aren't gonna address it one way or another. Personally, I think the fact it's set well past the point where a Replicant Deckard would have hit his expiration date is a good sign against them making him one.

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>>15789368
>>15789387
>Helping me cook and clean
>Making me tea and coffee
>Being a portable source of headpats
>Fixing my clothes

Speaking of Voight-Kampff, there's some psychological observation I can make about you. Pic related.

>>15791223
Also, Scott isn't directing, writing, or even producing it. But one of the writers of the original is writing.

>>15791300
but Anon
>>15791151

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>>15790215
Hey back off, she's on the official list of "Voices that are annoying but in a sexy way" that /a/ made a few years back. And I agree with most of it!

>>15791336
Why the fuck isn't Naga the Serpent on this list?

>>15791343
I think one of the rules was "no repeating voice actresses" so maybe she already voices someone on this list.

>>15791343
Because Naga's voice is not annoying you heathen.

>>15791354
Naga pls go

>>15791343
Do you think Nagano asks her to OHOHO while they fug?

>>15791496
I would.

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>>15791496
one of the main reasons I want to see Orion adapted is cause I really want to hear Seska's oujo laugh

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>philip K dick thread becomes waifu role-playing thread
Fuck off to /a/ please you faggot subhumans

>>15791637
>weird thread about Mokoto has weird posts about Mokoto
Gee

>>15791637
There's no role-playing here though

>>15791219
10/10.

>>15791227
That I watched L-Gaim?

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>>15791887
Nah, If that were the case I would diagnose with a shitty "minigirl fetish"

>>15791310
'kipedia disagrees with you.

>>15792800
smol girls are cute

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>>15792800
Lillith is best girl tho.

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>>15789362
The Puma twins have already proven that being smol is better for spying on the bad guys and infiltrating their compound.

And that's like half of Motoko's job. The other half is violence.

So really the only reason she gets away with being supermodel-sized is because she abuses her thermoptic camo.

Realistically, it'd be best for everyone if she were pocket-sized.