HELLO /m/ CITY!
In a twist of strange fate, /m/ advances out of the round of 16 against /d/ despite not having a single shot on target. Now they head into the Quarterfinals against their eternal lovers /toy/ in a match to see who escapes as the sole survivor of the FLGS. Will /m/ pull out their never before seen Gunpla or will /toy/ have something else hidden up their sleeve?
Find out tonight! Today!
>inb4 /m/ crash the cup again
>>15775216
Will /m/ and /toy/ havesweet handholding and make-up sexafter this match?
Reminder that the best possible outcome is us beating /toy/, then going up against /sci/ for a proper rematch in the Semis, then going toe to toe against /u/ for the finalsalso reminder that the old Hibiki model was pretty bad compared to the current one
All these quarter final matches are interesting in their own way. And the jokes make themselves:
>The 4/u/ Bowl
>STEM vs Gender Studies
>FLGS Two: Gunpla/Figuart Bowlgaloo
>>15775263
>no cool spiky ornament on the ends of the hotblood scarf
May as well be a default slav.
>/m/ vs /lgbt/
>/m/ vs /u/
>>15775263
>also reminder that the old Hibiki model was pretty bad compared to the current one
It's interesting how the texture can change a lot, since the base face model it the same as the old one, rest is new though.
Is it too much to ask that we don't play another slurpfest of fuck all happens this time?
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME CHAR AND SIEG ZEON
>>15775529
Laugh at me, Char
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME CHAR
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
>>15775231
the /d/ match was yesterday, you sick fuck
>>15775263
that mouth movement reaches too deep into the uncanny valley for me
U vs UUUU
Who will survive?
>>15775575
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
>>15775611
The biggest one
>>15775611
The one who proves himself to be the real human bean
>>15775216
Where is this art from?
>>15775529
Laugh at me char
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME CHAR
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME CHAR
>mfw King Gainer was our MVP last night
>>15775638
You mean Godmars
>>15775638
>implying it wasn't Godmars
Sole reason we didn't lose
Not only that but he also scored a goal
>falcons
lesbian refs abuse strikes again!
I really hope for /m/ vs /u/
>>15775670
I really hope for /m/ vs /an/
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR!
>>15775671
I want a Monkey vs Robot rematch
>>15775675
>/an/ - /toy/
TRUKK NOT MUNKY CLASSIC
>>15775529
Laugh at me, Char
/lit/ plz
So who is ready for the /toy/ti/m/e derby?
>>15775628
There was a meta thread where we basically had an /m/-tan CYOA.
Where were you when /lit/ came back?
>>15775759
With a brace by a 77 player. From 0 to 100.
>>15775759
It was fucking magical
>>15775759
I was at home rigging divegrass when phone ring.
'Yuki-kun is brace'
'No,'
>>15775759
/lit/ /m/ is indispensably the best test in board browsing
>>15775759
You mean when /an/ came back
>>15775787
fucking /an/, let's hope /lit/ can work the magic again.
>>15775789
No, fuck /lit/.
Where were you when /an/ came back?
>>15775809
Right here.
>"I'm gay, I like men."
So if we play /u/ will the joint be Hibiki and Miku's duet from GX?
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME CHAR
We're up /m/en
>>15775927
>final elite match
>waste hype music with a non-starter player 90% of board doesn't care/hate
Guess that's what I'd expect from the council.
>We have to beat the lesbians to reach the finals and face the lesbians
>de gays win again
Get in here /m/en, we're up
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
Let's do it /m/en
Please /m/. Prevent this from being the worst cup ever.
>>15775529
L A U G H
A
U
G
H
Red Dan!
>/toy/ with red keeper
its already over
>>15775529
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
God speed /m/en!
Tight marked Char again.
Let's not solo play him again
>>15775216
>whoops I fucked up /sci/'s formation during an /lgbt/ attack haha oh wow they scored what a coincidence
Really gets that noggin joggin
>Preset 2 literally is the island char
God damnit we saw how that went yesterday
Let's go, /m/!!!
Let's go
>>15775990
I swear to God it looked good this time. Don't worry, we've also got a backup plan.
>The Ryukendoh kits
We're doomed
>>15775927
Hotblooded Nana song or bust. If you're going the /m/ahou shoujo route, it's Nana all the way.
LET'S DO THIS
>>15775990
council is going full retard. Mark char and its done
>Red Dan
/toy/ too stronk. Drop the colony. Its over.
>>15776002
>Red Card Dan
Wait, /m/ isn't the red one.
FUCK
I have no issue with losing to /toy/
COLONY DROPPING
its all over folks
Damn you Based Madoka
Good shot
preset 2 pls stop
why
>mfw 1-0 to /toy/
We can still do this
preset 2 is retarded
getting to lucky with woody missing a lot
where's the defense
The fuck is this playing from us
Its like /toy/ has 3 more people on the pitch than us
I'm telling you guys our Ryukendo kits are cursed
We've been playing shit all summer cup what the fuck is this shit
pull the fucking plug boys
Jizzes kreist
>/m/ council
>>15776038
down by 2
ANTE UP
Just kill us already
Remember when we had a strong offensive pairing?
SACK THE COUNCIL
>>15776047
How the fuck did >we get this far anyways?
/m/ just played like shit for the past 2 cups yet they're still in elites and now even in the final day
>>15776047
so true, we backed our way in
>Council literally does not know how the fuck to either offense or defense
fucking christ, every last one of you should be sacked, god damn.
who signed off on preset 2 for this game?
>/tg/ and /vp/ died for this.
How did we let this happen.
we killed /tg/ for this
DROP THAT SHIT
SACK
THE
COUNCIL
>This match
Awful. Simply awful.
>/m/ blundering this hard
it's orge, we got dunked
>>15776062
fuck godmars isn't even in the net because the council is so god damn inept, god damn.
This is Hibiki's fault.
Never should have been brought back.
>char gets marked last match
>do nothing
>samething happens again
>still no counter
You only have yourself to blame.
#MemeAndPray
>>15776062
>>15776065
At least it's /toy/.
the council is weighed down by gravity confirmed
>bidan edmundd
>We're dying harder than Takeru
>HE DIED THREE TIMES IN HIS OWN SHOW
>AND TWO MORE TIMES IN MOVIES
>nobody ever up backing Char
Simply amazing /m/ is top 8 elite team.
How the fuck did we let this happen?
>>15776062
>>15776065
I-It's alright guys
>>15776073
Nah fuck that, Dan and 2B are holding us back. They should've never been on the team, literally Type-WO all over again
>>15776081
The council using the same tactic as yesterday.
Does this need to continue? It'll be 7-0 by the time its over
Is this what you relegated us for?
This is like what happens before we get a mid-season upgrade...
>it's not mid-season
>>15776084
Dan has done nothing wrong, remove waifushit 2B and Hibiki
the council need their heads checked
using the same tactic as yesterday, they had no intention of trying to win
>>15776057
Pure luck.
sack the council!
JUST FUCK /M/Y SHIT UP FA/M/
>>15776081
fucking council doesn't know how to counter when shits marked and they don't understand shit, thats whats up.
>>15776086
Are they seriously that retarded?
>The colony of /m/
Consider the following /m/ council.
We had it coming for not putting a FAG on the team to oppose Gourai.
>>15776075
at this point it is just mark Char and it is over with Preset 2.
I was like "ok, it's fine it's toy"
But now I'm mad. 4 GOALS.
>>15776084
Dan is the only reason we aren't on Bra71l today yet. He is a great part on our defense.
...
Preset 2 is literally the dumbest shit. Mark char and you don't even need to play the match
>>15776081
Just look at yesterday's performance.
I knew this was going to happen. The only reason we won yesterday was because our defense had solid conditions.
On normal conditions, we suck so bad. We've been playing like shit for the last two cups so I'm not surprised.
The only thing that's surprising is that we're still in the elites.
>>15776062
>>15776065
>>15776088
> pitted against other FLGS, we came out on top just to hand it to /toy/
> otherwise, might one of them have trampled /toy/ ?
>2B
>>15776091
Hibiki's been fine, except for being blue every fucking match. Sack 2B though.
>>15776110
We played like shit for the past 2 cups senpai
It's always been 4 point magic and excessive pes
>>15776091
>Did nothing wrong
>Made us tie out against /sci/ and hope for a meme path through knockouts
Nah fuck him, he's done more bad than good
Also appropriate banner for how I feel
>>15776110
But our defense has nice conditioning today too. Too bad it is pointless nowadays.
>>15776123
Still better than Dikki Bikki and ass robot.
>>15776127
/toy/ is a better team than /d/
They destroyed /lgbt/
LETS JUST MAKE CHAR AND AMURO WORK TOGETHER AS A FORWARD DUO
Wow, a goal.
CONSOLATION GOAL.
GOOOOAAAAAALLLL
1 goal does not change the fact the council is retarded
At least we're not going out with a 4-nil
>>15776091
Dan memed his debut but did well ever since.
Hibiki held the line in match one and didn't really do anything else
2B's butt has been on the bench pretty much all cup
Kyosuke will save us!
how to beat /m/
mark char
laugh at how easy it is
thanks for the easy win
love
/toy/
Time to kill ourselves.
F
Sack 2B already and upgrade Mazinger or Shin. Also return Yamato.
One star on the logo. Thats all I ask. Just one.
>>15776149
everyone but the council sees this, evidently
I knew we shouldve gotten the r-9a but NOOOOOOOOO you all voted for memes!
Purge the oldtypes already from the council. Those terran retards can't understand spacenoid life.
Sack Char bring back Amuro!
Well, that was predictably tragic.
Well played, /toy/, take our love, our anger, but not our tictacs all the way to the finals.
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF STRIKE FREEDOM CAME BACK
BUT NOOOOOOOOOO, YOU PICKED THE LESBIAN INSTEAD
THIS IS YOUR FAULT
Every time alteisen plays a shit game, /m/ loses
Alright faggets, time to throw our support in with /toy/
>>15776149
after yesterday no clue why the choice was made to use the same tactics
>>15776117
2B had a 6.0 this match, she did more than all the 5.5 and 5.0
Now, who people are not giving enough credit, is to Rex, clearly, the no weapon can surpass that Metal Gear, but maybe we should put him somewhere where the railgun is of use
> Back into the wilderness we go
REMOVE WAIFU SHIT, ADD PROPER MECHA
>>15776159
or have more than one guy up front.
see>>15776149
Wow, I can't fucking wait for /m/ to lose. AGAIN.
Somebody has to draw /m/-tan brokan and crying with /toy/-tan stepping on us
>>15776179
>Pot 1
>wilderness
back to the drawing board is where we need to go, we have six months to work on some more fruitful tictacs
>>15776180
>macross
>not literally the definition of waifushit, also now with idolshit
Well, if we had to lose in such a shameful manner, I'm glad it was to /toy/
I'm just sad we pissed on /tg/ and /vp/'s graves even harder today
>>15776185
At this point /tg/ and /vp/ should also be kicking /m/-tan on the floor too.
>>15776180
REMOVE COUNCIL SHIT
ADD PROPER MANAGERS
>>15776177
Rex has been solid all around. Probably the best performing of the newcomers.
>>15776188
>2B
>mecha
Pick one.
>>15776185
>/m/ being beaten up by his lover
kinky.
>>15776195
>literally a robutt
anon plz.
>>15776200
>robot
>piloted mech
Pick one.
>>15776176
What do you expect from the /m/ council? We've been playing like this forever now.
BRING BACK OUR JEW CANADIAN BOY
>>15776204
>singing terrible music at shit is now piloting
Discuss
>>15776204
We're /m/echa, not /ro/bot anime.
the best meta is having a killer 2 man attack, like we just saw /toy/ use to fug us
>>15776206
Amuro is still on the team though.
>>15776204
>implying i meant to add the singers and not the mechs in the show as a player.
You've lost the arguement. just stop.
>>15776216
>>15776207
For you {You)
i'd be interested to hear from the council on why they kept going with the same preset after yesterday.
we needed to adapt much faster or get shat on
>>15776177
Rex definitely should stay, and Barzam too. Dan also earned it, he did good v /tg/.
2B and Hibiki should be dropped.
>>15776212
Gundam and Alt???????????
>>15776153
>>15776164
Agree. Things need to change.
>>15776210
Exactly, 2B is a /ro/bot, not a /m/ech
>>15776222
I'm not, they should just all go get thrown off the colony and shot.
>>15776223
2B and hibiki barely got to play though?
Sack Hibiki, add a proper Gundam.
Is it time for the Upgrade Shin Getter/Mazinger poll yet?
Our manager doesn't have what it takes to compete in the elites, proven by these results over and over again.
We do great in babbies, but that's because babby team managers just aren't as good. We always suck in elite cups and only seem to advance on sheer luck.
/m/ is like a top English Championship team (Wolves, Hull, Sunderland) always yoyoing in and out of the elite cup.
>>15776223
2B barely fucking played
Bring him back.
>>15776234
seriously, how do we not have a proper gundam
>>15776222
>i'd be interested to hear from the council on why they kept going with the same preset after yesterday.
Well, i am one of the aesthetics guy so i can't confirm 100%, but is not like they could do much with less than a day.
>>15776234
I am saving that one, though Angela never ever.
>>15776243
they could have done more then sit around with thumbs up their asses being retarded.
>Char gets marked
>/m/ falls over like a sack of potatoes
Sorry /m/en. This was one of those cups where the testing just didn't mean what I thought it meant. I'm proud of our players for being able to get us to the quarterfinals though. Our next cup is on PES18, so we'll work hard to get back up to form.
12=16>15>17>13>14
>>15776222
Testing was done against the tactics /toy/ used yesterday, including with tight marking on Char. It looked good. /toy/ seemed to be mostly running the same thing, but small changes can make big differences.
The main problem remains finding out what our best tactics are. The team consistent looked better than last Winter, it's unfortunate that the result, although better, didn't match. Next time around we'll focus on a smaller number of playstyles, so we can get the most out of them.
>>15776233
>>15776240
2B's defense was shit vs /vp/.
>>15776241
Oh shit I forgot about it. The tiny blender is great, I second this.
>>15776242
????????
>>15776251
>Our next cup is on PES18, so we'll work hard to get back up to form.
Hopefully the rumored specs required for the game won't cause trouble for you.
The only thing I think I can say about tactics is to try to avoid having just one man forward. Char hasn't shone since Spring 16, usually being overshadowed by the rest of the medals.
>>15776251
you guys got goaled on 4 times and did nothing except go full meme.
you had no actual people going for goals all cup except char, except for random one off goals.
we need more actual attackers you god damn hack.
>>15776251
What were you guys thinking letting Char stay up alone like that when he's done almost nothing at all this cup because everyone realized to just focus on Char
This is what happens when we become too reliant on one fucking player
>Having Symphogear shit on the team.
You brought this upon yourselves.
>>15776279
Change the symphogear rep to this. We'll be unbeatable.
Remember the good old days?
>>15776251
>Char all alone
>0(0)
Same tactics???????????????????
>>15776294
Remembering wont help, we need to make better days. We must increase!
>>15776294
Older days were better than that
>>15776294
Yes
>>15776200
>draw a girl
>call it a robot
yeah no
>>15776134
What about Sazabi and Nu-Gundam as the Duo? I think the Zaku has run it's course.
>>15776307
THIS. We have only the future to look up to.
Besides, this team has seen much worse downfalls.
>>15776251
I don't know what kind of testing did you guys do to reach the conclusion that "Let's play Tuckerball with Char" was the best strategy possible but it wasn't any good
>>15776309
>>15776307
The hivemind speaks, increase the soup!
Let's all walk away with a very important lesson learned. NO MORE SOLO ATTACKER CHAR.
>>15776307
>>15776309
>>15776325
Let soup be made
Hello my name is Quattro Vagina, I heard you were hiring for the Winter Cup and I'd like to apply for a position. I've got experience piloting mobile suits in the OYW and I'm in no way related to that Char Aznable guy
>>15776328
You seem qualified enough but I am in no position to hire.
remove Char, replace him with the superior Char
Ideally with a pic related blender
>>15776328
This Quattro guy seems legit.
>>15776286
>>15775216
So is the next part of the CYOA coming soon?
>>15776328
You seem like you'd be a good replacement for that piece of shit Char.
Replace Char with this cool guy>>15776328
Make Amuro a gold again and they'll rock face
>>15776328
This guy seems trustworthy, he has the face of a person who has never betrayed anyone in his entire life.
>>15776286
no bully
>>15776328
You've got my vote.
Is the game over?
If so how did we do?
At least we're not the only ones to choke.
>>15776367
We got reemed 4-1 because it turns out relying on one player for offense leads to him being marked
at least /an/ got stomped along with us
>>15776367
4-1
for /toy/
>>15776328
You look alright. I always suspected Char was into nefarious business.
>>15776335
>>15776345
>>15776348
>>15776355
>>15776358
>>15776366
>>15776375
Well it's good to know I've got support, which digs should I show up in? The gold one's newer but the red one's more my style, and it matches your team's colors.
>>15776371
Hey, /an/ did well thus far, that's more than I can say about us
>>15776372
>>15776378
Hyaku Shiki.Then we upgrade Gundam to Dijeh.
>>15776378
We have enough red on the team, we need some gold.
>>15776378
Gotta set a gold standard
>>15776378
Definitely the go with the gold
>>15776378
You'll probably be a gold so go for the gold suit too.
>>15776396
>implying the council would replace Char for this new guy
Motto. Motto! MOTTO HIKARI AGE!!
>>15776404
Char is shite, this guy looks promising
>>15776404
They demoted Gundam for Char after his disastrous run in Autumn 15.
Ok so people aren't happy when Hibiki's on the team, and people/m/ council and /sgg/aren't happy when Hibiki's off the team. Even if she was sacked for winter she'd be just voted back in for Summer like she has been the last two times.
The simple solution is to just keep her on as a permanent sub but make her the manlet player and never actually field her
>>15776421
Perfect solution right here
>>15776418
Thinking back, we never upgraded for Kamille or Judau right?
>>15776428
Second.
>>15776421
>/m/ council
Hey, don't look at me, I wanted Chrisand Stylet, but thats another show.
>>15776429
No. The team has had Amuro in both the RX-78-2 and Nu Gundam, and Kira in Strike Freedom.
I can't watch the cup right now, but those results would be disgusting if we weren't against /toy/, still this cup have been shit for us, the council have to do something about it. Replacing players isn't important, even if this guy >>15776328 look legit.
I get that PES 17 isn't well suited for us, but come on /toy/ is doing great so why wouldn't we do it as well.
Come on /toy/ now ! Make us, /tg/ and even /co/ proud !
>>15776421
If you're going to make the symphogear rep a manlet permabench, change it to Maria.
Should have the best Gundam pilot.
>>15776347
>>15776360
ha.soon.-ish
>>15776442
He needs to be covering his face in shame
>>15776440
and name her Useless Old Hag
>>15776442
Cool, I'll keep keeping an eye out for it then.
The situation there reminds me of a certain page in Scud: The Disposable Assassin.
I fucking hate gay people
/toy/s year has been stolen
>>15776442
>>15776444
> "Musashi you look terrible! What happened?"
> "Last night... toyoko was... the man!"
> "Good lord!"
> "I just want you to know, Conrad... I didn't cry..."
>>15776453
So do we all anon. So do we all.
>>15776442
>Do you want the helmet on or off?
>O-
>Too bad!
I just want Symphogear cup.
Don't fuck this up /u/.
>The Gay Community™ finals
I look forward to that 3rd place match
Fuck this cup.
im confused what exactly is this?
>>15776258
I meant in the starting lineup
>>15776489
A Pro Evolution Soccer competition against most of the boards in the site. Right now we're in the final day of the Summer cup, one major cups celebrated each year.
>>15776489
Virtual divegrass with teams representing different boards.
>>15776489
a (nearly) 4chan wide virtual soccer tournament played for lulz
>>15776489
a complete and utter shitshow
>>15776494
oh then did we lose already? if yes how hard were we raped
>>15776489
If you need more detailed info, go to
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/
>>15776503
yes, and is it rape if we know it's coming
>>15776503
4-1 against /toy/ in the quaterfinals.
>>15776503
We did lose. 4-1 against /toy/ (one of our brothers in arms) in the Quarter Finals. We played pretty bad.
>>15776503
Yes. see >>15776502
>>15776503
Yes. So badly you could swear we threw the match on purpose.
>>15776519
Only becuase he didn't watch the match before.
Step aside.
>>15776514
>>15776515
so it was extremely hard incest rape done to us by our brothers in arms
>>15776531
Basically. And that was after we miraculously weren't raped by /d/ and got away with an undeserved victory in Penalty shoots.
I gotta agree with Boris here, we did not deserve to get this far
>>15776540
Maybe, but I don't want to hear it from somebody who rigged it for /lgbt/
>>15776537
>undeserved
To be fair, /d/ didn't deserve to win either. It's not like we kept lucking into goals while they were scoring properly; both teams were equally shitty.
>>15776540
Our path to the Quarterfinals were a game where we were down a man, a loss against /vp/, and sacrificing /tg/ so that we could proceed to park the bus for the entire /d/ match just to get assblasted by /toy in the same way. Even as a lifelong /m/an we didn't deserve this at all.
>>15776546
Yeah, that was bullshit
>oops I couldn't change /sci/'s formation on time during /lgbt/'s attack
>oopsie they scored well ain't that something
>>15776531
/toy/ is our waifu though. So it's fine, we... just got femdommed.
>>15776550
Fair enough. Godmars and the defense did their best job in the whole run by denying /d/, to be honest.
>>15776551
>that squatting ref
Jesus. /toy/ not even going to place?
Are you ready to root for /u/, /m/?
>>15776593
Hey, 4th place is a place.
Des somebody have our old dark times logo? It should be in the wiki so that we never forget those times.
When's the next issue of The Gardian
So we're pulling for /u/ right
>>15776620Late,like usual
>>15776628
I'd assume most of us are.
>>15776628
/u/ are our boys and we ran a good tag-team run with them a few years back, it'd be bad form for us to not root for themalso who wants to root for /legbutt anyways
>>15776628
I'm not rooting for /legbutt/, does that count
>>15776628
Yes.
>>15776421
We have no qualms with who stays or leaves the team. Hibiki was voted on due to AXZ airing and she might return on final time for S5 but I'm certain once Symphogear finishes their series, Hibiki will have seen her last play time on the /m/ teamShe'll just go to the Valkyries with Chris and be forever doomed to never be made in PES ever again.
the fug does /tttt/ stand for
>>15776736
For what i know, /trannies, trannies, trannies and trannies/, is a joke about /lgbt/ is 99% trannies.
>>15776736
Tottaly Tubular Trans Train
>>15776628
I can't fucking believe this shit
>>15776743
and none of them pass
Fuck. The gays won.The bad gays.
I sexually Identify as an MS-06 Zaku II. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the colonies dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting feddies. People say to me that a person being a mobile suit is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install Minovsky Ultracompact Fusion Reactor, Shoulder Shield and super-hard steel alloy on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “ザク II” and respect my right to kill from space and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a zekephobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>15776810
Well at least we got YMCA out of this
Also if anybody cares, /lgbtbbq++++/ playing the final boss.
>>15776889
>It's just the Aesthetic Council showing off
Wow, the final boss match was exciting for once
Godmars is 3rd best goalkeeper with 17 saves, behind The Entire Western Canon and The Closet with 19 and 24 respectively.
>>15779612
Speaking of stats, the Cup put up a stat leaderboard.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Leaderboards
Alteisen is ranked #1 for Assists and Godmars is ranked 6th for Saves.The closest goalscorer for /m/ would be Gundam who has between 40-45 goals when you factor out Friendlies...I think