Nigel Thornberry felt his skin tingle with anticipation as he spread his pasty, cottage-cheese-textured buttocks as far as was possible, the outer skin of his anus tingling with faint pleasure-pain as the tension of his powerful hands stretched out every nerve ending at the entrance to his male pleasure cave. "Come to me, RX-78-kun" said Nigel as he felt sweat drip down his sagging pectorals onto the drooping mounds and crevices of fat that were his abdomen. "YES, NIGEL, I AM PROGRAMMED TO LOVE" said the RX-78 Gundam in a robotic voice. Nigel had been hit with the growth ray and found a mate in the newly-sentient war machine. The Gundam opened up its face compartment to reveal a metal tube drizzling engine oil into Nigel's gaping excretory orifice, now the width of a city bus thanks to Nigel's increase in size. The hot engine oil shot jolts of exotic new sensations through Nigel's spine as a beatific expression washed over his face. "I'm your sundae. Eat me." said Nigel. "YES NIGEL" said the Gundam. The Gundam's crotch hatch opened, at first only revealing darkness. But Nigel's eyes widened in both anticipation and fear as a massive hydraulic piston topped with a phallic endpiece emerged. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT BDSM STANDS FOR?" "Tell me, Gundam-kun" "IT STANDS FOR BIG DICK SEX MACHINE" said the Gundam as it edged its way past Nigel's twitching, puckering greased excretion gap. "Unnnnggghh, Gundam, take me to the center of unknown galaxies of pleasure and STUFF MY SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE" screamed Nigel. Meanwhile, in the Gundam's cockpit, Setsuna, who agreed to pay the Gundam for a front row seat, masturbated viciously. "I'm Gundam. I'm fucking NIGEL" screamed Setsuna as he rubbed himself raw and came onto the cold glow of the cockpit display. Nigel unleashed an Earth-shaking moan of desire as his erect monster member ejaculated boiling giant jizz onto nearby skyscrapers, melting all that it touched as onlookers fled in horror.
>>15753632
trying too hard would only amuse 12 year olds
>>15753632
>wall of text
i'm not reading this. Do you have a TLDR?
>Gundam porn
>Evangelion image
You're no Johnny Spaceboots.
Sage.
Is this Ready Player One ?
>>15757345
If it was maybe I'd go see it.