HELLO /m/ CITY!
Last weekend our machine-/m/en played against the big brained /sci/, which resulted in a draw and Dan "The Game Master" Kuroto being sent off the pitch in a record-breaking 3 minutes.
Starting off the second weekend of the 2017 Summer Cup, /m/ will face the pocketable creatures of /vp/ on their hometurf.
Get hype Gentle/m/en! It's time to continue our quest for glory!
>>15748297
>Dan "The Game Master" Kuroto being sent off the pitch in a record-breaking 3 minutes.
All according to keikaku.
"Wow, I can't fucking wait for /m/ to win. AGAIN.
Jesus Christ those a arrogant fucks think they're so fucking tough by picking on unprepared teams, what a load of shit.
What's the point of having a friendly if we know what the result will be anyways
Fucking /m/ ruining the cup, they should be out."
Good luck /m/
May the machine spirit guide your shots as always.
- A fa/tg/uy
>>15748297
>Dan "The Game Master" Kuroto being sent off the pitch in a record-breaking 3 minutes.
the talents of a god
who /comfy/ here
/tg/ here, go /m/!
>This match forces me to root against /vp/
>Next one forces me to root against /tg/
We better not relegate after all this suffering
Ganbatte /m/. Let's lock this group down together.
-/tg/
Checking in. I can't fucking wait for /m/ to win. AGAIN.
>>15748335
Reporting in!
I believe in Char after he just got to be animated in today's Gundam Build Fighters thing!
>My favorite teams going against each other and the other will surely get relegated
Happiness is suffering
>>15748297
But I like /vp/
Why must things be this way, /m/
>>15748380
It's a test of faith. They put us with one of our brothers and two really likeable teams to test our conviction.
>blue bikki
Maybe sunday
HERE WE GO
It's /m/'s year baby.
Dan needs this red for sideline shitposting
T-Thanks Big O
Oh god.
That match is terrible.
We can still turn it around!
I have no mouth but I must scream.
>>15748385
She's still in the hospital bed. the rest of the team will join her shortly.
>0(0)
>0(0)
>0(0)
0w0
>0(0)
AUTUMN CUP HERE WE COME!
>>15748441
Maybe Autumn is what we need to get back in shape
>>15748297
/wg/ here.
Good luck.
Sack 2B desu
>>15748452
I think it's too late for that now
>Those conditions
>>15748339
>This match forces me to root against /vp/
As a /vp/ regular, I don't see the issue.
At least we tried
As a preemtive apology for the upcoming lynch mob, this /vp/ formation was completely different from what we were expecting them to run,
Well, this happened.
That was painfull.
Holy shit, imagine if Godmars wasn't as good as he was today
The fucking blowout that would be
Anyway, we were 100% outclassed and outplayed, no way around it, they read us like a coloring book
We're still not out, though. We still have chances to make it.
So it's agreed then.
We sack Dan and 2B for Autumn
>>15748475
As someone who did vote for Dan, I think I'm inclined to agree.
>>15748475
It's not about the players, it's about the tictac
We advanced in winter on 4 points, so there's still hope. What's the best out come of /tg/ v /sci/ for us?
Well time to root for /tg/and inevitably go up against them this sunday
>>15748483
The enemy of our enemy is our best friend
>>15748482
/tg/ to win. Then we'd have to win against them, no exceptions, and expect that /vp/ either ties or loses against /sci/ with a margin that benefits us.
>these /tg/ and /sci/ defenses
>>15748482
The best outcome is if /tg/ absolutely obliterates /sci/ and prevents them from scoring. This keeps them even with us until Sunday.
If we beat /tg/ on sunday we'll be at a comfortable 4 points, but that still leaves us with the result of the /vp/ vs /sci/ matchup. If /sci/ beats /vp/ but has less total goals than us we still make it through. If they tie we're in either way. If /vp/ win's we're in Autumn.It's going to be a long weekend either way
>>15748475
Sack waifubait keep game master
>>15748482
/tg/ blowing /sci/ the fuck out is ideal for us, eliminates potential 4-point competition
>>15748475
No. We see how Dan does in the next game, then decide. 2B can fuck off though.
>>15748500
>prevents them from scoring
Welp.
>>15748513
Well now we're last in the group either way
>>15748500
Actually if /sci/ wins that leaves the group 4-3-3-1
Then only one of /vp/ or /sci/ can advance and we have our destiny in our hands vs /tg/, but that means killing our brother.
Blenderanon, are you here?
I wanna know if it's possible to remove all animation frames from Godmars
>>15748475
Dan got refballed.
2B was the one who just let the ball roll over to /vp/.
>>15748516
Technically possible to have the player static (as the /sci/ GK is right now), but will need a full body model.
>>15748522
Too much effort then
>>15748515
It looks like /tg/ is undergoing a TPK to go along with our colony drop
Turns out you really can't abuse physics to make that Peasant Railgun
>>15748532
It also makes our draw against /sci/ with 10 players feel better
Any kinks for the streM?
>>15748555
You can find it here.
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/
Atleast we are back again on sunday /m/en.
>>15748556
Thanks man.
Alright, here's the situation:
Regardless of the outcome, we need to win. the FLGS advancement is ded as either /tg/ or us die for the other go through. To secure absolute victory, a win by 3 or more makes sure we advance over /vp/ should their match with /sci/ end in a draw.
Grip weekend is in full effect folks and with our backs to the wall, we shall prevail!
>>15748564
I believe we can.
Don't mind me just improving this team five-fold
Can someone please post a picture of Hibiki in-game? Was hoping to see her model during the match but she didn't get subbed in.
>>15748575
>>15748567
She was in most of the game against /sci/ since she was the only DMF for a good 70 minutes
Let's hope for a /toy/ win, at least.
>>15748582
Danke
Oh yeah I suppose this is relevant for us
>>15748582
Why is she on /m/ and not on /u/?
>>15748564
if Dan is on the pitch Sunday can you give him a Continue pipe blender to stand in? Or would that just give us a pipe flying through the air
>>15748599
Because Hibiki is a /m/an and /u/ already has a geah>tfw have to wait til Winter for the chance to finally get /m/ vs /u/ outside of friendlies
>>15748599
/sgg/ turns out pretty heavily for /m/ polls
/u/ has Miku though
>>15748599
/u/ has Miku instead.
>>15748599
Girls can't love girls, don't be silly.
>>15748600
>can you give him a Continue pipe blender to stand in?
Already planned.
>>15748604
>Because Hibiki is a /m/an
craigslist anon repent
RIP /mu/. First team out and with possibly the winner of Spaghetti of the Cup.
>>15748599
>so hotblooded your power armor grows a scarf
Can we get Ash Winchester too?
/m/ why u do dis to me!
>waifu players
>booking a ticket to Autumn
Told ya.
>>15748883
people didn't learn the lesson from Wo-class
>>15748883
Hibiki will begin the redemption arc mark my words.
>>15748902
KancerColle had o reason being on /m/'s team at any point. 2B is just FOTM waifu that like 3 other boards wanted.
Hibiki on the other hand did fine in the /sci/ game, part of the reason we got out with a draw instead of a loss. I wouldn't boot her immediately compared to 2B.
>>15748919
*no reason. It's the same as if we put a Girls Und Panzer rep on the team
>>15748906
we should've brought back dai guard
>>15748934
Whs houldnt have subbed out our Macros rep after we finally got one back after not having one for like a year and a half
Have you put something on Dan to make him more violent on fouls or is it just pure coincidence?
Also, it was super funny that while the anthems played he was hyperactively jumping like he was preparing to kill someone.
>>15749019
You don't question the whims of a god.
I want both teams to advance tho
>>15749019
Did Dan foul again?
>>15749130
Players who get a red card have to suck bench in the next game. He won't get a chance to be back until Sunday against /tg/.
>>15749130
He didn't need to do it again because one was enough to not play two games.
I'm a newfag, so pardon my ignorance, but what is this all about?
>>15749332
seconded
>>15749332
>>15749377
a (nearly) 4chan wide soccer tournament where each board creates a virtual team about the baord and their memes and interests, and then plays them against other board's teams in an AI vs AI clownshow for shitposting and lulz and drama
It's been running for, like, six years with four cup seasons in a year.
>>15749393
And where do you watch this event?
>>15749395
>>15748556
>>15749393
Exe-nee sama
(-_-)7
>>15749395
implyingrigged.info has all you need to know
SOON
Shameless bump
I don't want this match to happen even if we win, relegating our brother /tg/ there is no guarantee that we will advance ourself.
You lads ready?
>>15753885
No.
>>15753875
/tg/ are our battlebrothers. They know how it be. Sometimes brothers gotta fight. We must give it our all. Let the rest fall where it may, at the end of the day we remain brothers.
>/co/ is dead
>It's mathematically impossible for both /m/ and /tg/ to advance
>/o/ and /toy/ can't advance together
>Lesbians are back in full force
At least there's no horsefuckers ruining this cup.
In the first game in the Pokemon League, /m/ found itself not properly levelled as /vp/ completely dominated to win their first game in the new stadium. /m/ now sits in a spot almost reserved for them; a do or die game. This one will sting more than usual though. /m/ will have to fight its brother /tg/ to survive, the winner gets a shot at staying elite, the loser goes back to the babbies. Can /m/ right the team deal the death blow their brother or will /tg/ give all the Cocaine to Doomrider to try and win?
Find out tonight! Today!
>>15753885
>>15753895
This match have to be spectacular !
PRAY FOR OUR BOTS IN 15 BINGS
Let's go /m/!
Even if we win we still need /vp/ to lose. Both matches are gonna be butt clenchers.
Ok let's do this !
>>15754441
>inb4 we win by 3, then /vp/ wins so we have to play /sci/ in a playoff
<<"It's time.">>
Nice machine you have there.
Would be ashame if someone took control of it...
Good luck /m/
May the best team win, or teams draw.
>>15754461
That would be somewhat ideal, a good spectacle would be the best way to advance.
>>15754474
RESPECT THE ROBOT
We're against each other now, but still, let's have a good match /m/.
>These conditions
>blue Dan
not sure if worried or terrified
10/10
I can't fucking believe you really gave Dan the continue pipe.
Holy shit mazinger is saving us this cup
MAZIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YESSSSS GOOD START
>no joint anthem
o-okay...
MAZINGA
I FUCKING BELIEVE!
Y-yaaaay we scoredWhy must this game happen in groups
I wanted to fight our brothers in the finals
/tg/ here.
We'll be happy to lose to you, of all teams.
BUT DON'T THINK WE'LL HOLD BACK!
AKUR AKIR AKAM!
>>15754503Is a perfect excuse to put neptunia stuff in /m/ again
I was about to say we should throw her in against Muscle Wizard but I think we're doing fine right now
It's a game.
We got a game boysif we draw do both teams die?
>>15754532
Yes.
>>15754532yes
>>15754534
>>15754536I'll be glad to go down with our brothers in arms but i'd rather see one of us advance
>>15754538
>spoiler
Stop being a faggot and root for your team, anon.
>>15754536
So don't draw. Go full offense, win or die !
>>15754549
I can't.
This is too sad.
We need to increase!
>>15754552
Like I said We are going for a win. We! Shall! Prevail!
>>15754556
How come we don't have a Crabstick player?
Not looking likely that the boys will run away with it with the current play and time remaining, so >we're going to need to some help in the next game... Hold on to yer butts.
>>15754565
Ancient /m/ used to be one half giant robots one half /m/emes (Project E.N.I.S, Vintage Gundam, etc) but it's moved more to being full robots/karate bugmen/babylonian karaoke power armor
CHAR CHAR CHAR
That beautiful backheel!
CHAR CHAR CHAR
WHAT A BACKHEEL
SHAAAAA
>>15753935
See you in the FLGS cup
Laugh at me CHAR !
It's good and all that we scored but we better get a bigger lead otherwise we are both doomed.
>>15754495
Dan redemption arc complete
COME ON FUCK SOMEONE SCORE SO WE AREN'T BOTH DOOMED
Praise to the God-Emperor, avoiding the draw
>le offsides maymay
Sorry /tg/ but we had to sacrifice you
>/vp/ fan but now I have to root against them
Well it's not the best result, but it's not the worst one we could have gotten.Go /sci/
Butt still clenched I can't do this pressure for two matches in a row
Well now /tg/ is dead and we're hanging by a thread.
I don't like this.
I don't like this at all.
It's all up to /sci/ now
we need /sci/ to win to advance, it's not over yet
/sci/ better win so that /tg/'s death won't be for nothing.
>>15754607
Happy to lose to you.
Now.
Don't waste this. DON'T YOU DARE WASTE THIS.
>>15754614
Sacrifices must be made. I love /vp/ as well, but if it means going to the round of 16 and avoiding the babbys: fuck 'em.
Also, the commentary for this match kind of sucked. I blame Jack being a faggot.
>>15754626
Honestly, I'm sad we had to defeat you /tg/ of all boards for even a chance. It is a bit bittersweet.
Let's hope.
Thanks for the passionate game, /tg/.
>>15754474
Respect the robot
>>15754629
We can advance if /vp/ wins by enough too.
Good game, /m/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXSkThtywIE
I don't get it, why does /sci/ need to win?
Can't /vp/ win by like 4 goals and get /sci/'s GD down so /m/ advances?
>>15754524
Think of it this way. Summer cup is GX, with her in the hospital the entire cup, and the next cup will be AXZ.Which means Maria becomes the symphogear rep
Good game, /m/. We'll be with you now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXSkThtywIE
>>15754634
Based on /sci/'s play in the last couple of games, that seem very unlikely. I'm going with the likelier bet is all. I'd rather see /vp/ advance, but not at >our expense.
What ever happens, I hope your guys liked the new models.Thanks to /u/ aesthetic guy for the help too
>>15754651
Models were great.
Imagining advancing to the Knockouts as hard as I can.
Here's the possibilities now.
>>15754664
Those are indeed colored boxes
>>15754651
>no two minute red card
only slightly dissapointed
>>15754639
/sci/ is the more feasible outcome despite both allowing /m/ through
Sometimes victory is hard to take
>>15754677
I wish it could have been another way.
I want us bothand /vp/in RO16
>>15754684
We really did get the worst timeline.
>>15754670
Ok so there's 4 15 x 15 big squares, 4 15 x 6 areas, and a 6 x 6 square, but that's not relevant right now.
The boxed-in red area equals where the matrix stands right now, since we beat /tg/ 2-1. Out of the 36 possible outcomes from /sci/ vs /vp/ 18 of them let us through (15 from /sci/ winning at all (the blue squares) and 3 from /vp/ beating /sci/ by at least 4 points (the fuchsia squares)). If /vp/ wins by 3 or less or they draw we're fucked.
Did the colony thrusters kick in?
Good game /m/
And Good luck.
>>15754651
The continue tube was just perfect. And appropriate considering he came back from a red card.
/sci/ is in the lead!
>>15754677
They got their three points off a penalty kick, mang. /tg/ hasn't looked good in a few cups to be desu, but I'm likely biased because I think Marqod is a twat. :^) I visit the board often, but don't cheer their divegrass team.
1-0 /sci/ at halftime...
And /vp/ has no shots on-target.
>>15754677
Not like this.
FUCK
OH SHIT. IT'S A GAME.
/sci/ YOU FUCKERS COME ON
There goes the thrusters. We have the colony insured right?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
Can /m/ advance on a draw?
.t /tg/
>mourning some other team instead of celebrating your own having a chance to advance
I know where we are, but Good Lord are some of you rampant homosexuals.
Come on /sci/ !
>>15754731
No.
Don't do this to us /sci/!
>>15754731
NOPE
CMON /sci/
>>15754731
No.
>>15754731
Nope.
Either /sci/ wins or loses in a very spainful way.
Well, looks like /sci/ is trying to throw it on purpose at this rate.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>15754763
Take that back, right now!
Shinichiiiiiiiiii
AND THEY SAID SCIENCE DISPROVED GIANT ROBOTS
>>15754763
You were saying, Mr. Nigger?
PRAISE FOR CARL SAGAN!
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSS :DDDD
t. /mu/
Yes /sci/ yes!
>the player Dan killed ends up being the one to save us
IT'S HAPPENING !
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YES
WE'RE SAVED
THIS IS COMING RIGHT DOWN TO THE WIRE
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING NOW
WE MADE IT, BROTHERS.
THE COLONY IS SAVE !
LAUGH AT ME, CHAR
WE'RE TROUGH
IT'S OVER!
WE SNEAK THROUGH!
the orbit is stable, i repeat the orbit is stable
VICTORY
WE ARE SAFE
YOU DID IT /sci/!
>>15754800
But at what cost?
AT WHAT COST?
/tg/ here. Congrats on passing your death save!
I can't believe we made it.
>>15754626
...
SIEG /SCI/ON
/toy/ here, way to go/m/
>>15754819
Okay I just teared up.
>/sci/ doesn't even have a thread up to thank them
Shame.
>>15754819
;_;
>>15754819
F ;_;7
>/m/ and /u/ in elite together
It's time
>>15754819
Goodbye....friend.
>>15754819
;_;7 WE SHALL NOT DISAPPOINT.
>>15754815
We didn't waste our brother sacrifice !
That was insane ! Both the cup and the colony is saved now.
>>15754825
Let's advance together now !
Go /toy/!
come on /toy/, don't job to the homos
SCORING IS THE RIGHT OF ALL SENTIENT BEINGS
THANK YOU, BASED MADOKA!
Give them hell /toy/!
TYBM
THANK YOU BASED MADOKA
HOLY SHIT /toy/ IS DESTROYING THEM!
Holy fucking shit /toy/ is on fire
THE GAY COMMUNITYâ„¢ STATUS: STEPPING ON LEGOS
Congratulations /m/!
HOLY SHIT. Is /lgbt/ throwing?
>lesb1an, gay, bisexual, and 7ransgender
IT'S /toy/'S YEAR BABY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>15754993
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>15754993
>1,091 people just watched toys expose the gays
RIP /o/, though
NO MORE GAYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WYRQXrn7YM
Can we take a minute to laugh at /sp/?
>>15755122
I'm more amazed at how best the Miata is
It's number one
>>15754777
A MAN WITH THE TALENTS OF A GOD
>>15755128
HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING LEWD
I've never watched this. Are the players human or AI?
>>15755289
Yes
>>15755289
AI, yeah.
>>15755122
>a minute
Still laughing.
Alright lads, let's see who we're up against...
ROUND OF 16: /d/ VS. /m/
/m/ vs /d/ lets goooooooooooooo
We're up against the degenerate handholders, everyone
See you guys next TONIGHT, TODAY- NEXT WEEK.
>/d/
I'm ok with this
>>15755673
Do we blame 2B or Ratbat?
>>15755677
Why not both?
>>15755662
>possible /m/-/toy/ Ro8
Always like these matches, wish it came later in the KOs though
>/m/ - /d/Now, where did I put those front tails...
>>15755862
Needs ToQ-Oh with the hard-on.
>/m/ vs /d/
>followed up with possible /m/ vs /toy/
>followed by possible rematch against /sci/
>followed by possible /m/ vs /u/ finals
Make it happen RNGesus
>>15755952
That would be perfect, but I would also like to see a /m/ vs /f/ match, and most of all, we could have a rematch of the 2016 baby final against /vr/.