So what will it be boys? A 100%, loyal, loving, beautiful girlfriend,

Bitch with a robot like that I can get a gf easy. If a fancy car attracts the pussy, imagine what a giant robot will do.

>>15630165
>can tank a mega prominence from the sun, point blank with no scratches.
Is this even a question?

Robot.

>>15630165
this is a joke right? the robot no matter what.

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Clearly the robot.
I bet the girlfriend doesn't even have breast missiles.

>>15630177
The robot would have to come with some serious, serious penalties to make this a question. Or maybe the girlfriend also comes with a robot, but one that's slightly less cool?

>>15630165
If pick A.
Have girlfriend

If pick B.
Rule the world

Gee, such a hard decision

>>15630165
are you retarded? obviously the robot

Robot no contest. Really though, why would anyone want a fleshbag when they could have a WMD. You could have at least replaced the normal girl with an over powered combat gynoid that essentially runs as a medabot. I still would take the piloted mech, but it would at least be more interesting.

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>>15630165
>Talking Gao Gai Gar, Obari type stuff.
yeah that's not a tough decision to make

>>15630165
I already have A so I better take B!

>>15630165
>A 100%, loyal, loving, beautiful girlfriend, who will later become you wife. She is kind, very intelligence, and has a strong sense of justice. Her smile can warm the hearts of even the most cold-hearted demons.
she also has to be sexy as hell and be willing to suck your dick and let you ram her ANY fucking time and that still makes thing 99 to 1 in favor of the robot

>>15630165
A is hard to get. Not impossible, but hard. There are many documented cases of such a woman.

B does not exist. Attaining a mech like that would put one so far above any extant military tech that they would never be able to catch up (unless they steal the mech).

B is bar none the better choice.

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Can I get a 50% loyal combat gynoid instead?

>>15630277
>>15630406
>>15630222

I mean you have to think though you can't just live inside your mech and coming out of it leaves you vulnerable. If you truly wanted to do something like crush military or rule the world you could probably do a lot but you are still only human and would be vulnerable once you are outside the mech.

>>15630165
>Now choose.
That requires a choice.

>>15630165
the one with the feminine penises

>>15630165
Mecha, no fucking contest

>>15630165
I prefer dumb girls for easier sex, making them smart is unnecessary and tedious.

A 100%, loyal, loving, beautiful mech, who will later become you wife. She is kind, very intelligence, and has a strong sense of justice that has self repairing powers, can fly from the Earth to Mars in 20 minutes and can tank a mega prominence from the sun, point blank with no scratches. Her smile can warm the hearts of even the most cold-hearted demons.

I chose one.

>>15630165
Acquire the super robot then sleep around as much as I want. To hell with love. This isn't much of a dilemma.

>>15630165
Do I lose my current gf if I take the robot? This is a tough question.

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>>15630165
Just where do you think you are?

>>15630165
A dog to roam nuclear wastelands after so/m/eone got his mech engaged in a battle

>>15630165
>100% fully fictional
So it doesn't exist, right? I'll take the girl then, thank you very much.

>>15630165
even a normal non-mechaphile man would choose the latter

>>15630165
duh, the later of course.

>>15630222
> If pick B.
> Rule the world
> not thinking about rule the world & getting a bitch that you're longing for at the same time

>>15630165
What if both are the same?

Well, the gf is very intelligent, so maybe she can build me a giant robot.

>>15630165
Chicks dig giant robots therefore getting a robot also nets you a chick duh.

>implying B won't automatically attract A anyways

Giant robots are JUSTICE given form, everyone knows this.

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The robot, of course.

>>15630457
>you can't just live inside your mech
If it's big enough to "tank a mega prominence from the sun" then I don't see why I can't. Also

>mech

>>15630165
Anyone who even spent a second considering the first option need to leave this board immediately and never return.

Of course I'm going for the fucking robot. I'm not a retard.


And I mean, it's not like I can't fuck the robot.

>>15630170
>Bitch with a robot like that I can get a gf easy
fpbp

>>15630467
Edgy.

>>15630522
>being so thirsty that you gawk over a boring Jap chick instead of gunpla
lmao I can go for a ten-minute walk and see ten hotter chicks than that.

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>>15630165
>Not getting a robot designed after your waifu
>Not leaking out its tech specs to the government of your choice so they can militarize waifubots and eventually make home models for the common man

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>>15630165
>Loyal waifu
>giant super robot with god like indestrucitbility
I will remain virgin forever mah senpais.

>>15630165
I'd take the robit, the girl sounds nice and all but I'd rather have a giant unstoppable robot to conquer the world with, if I get lonely I can just get prostitutes or try to pick up girls with my cool mecha, because chicks dig giant robots.

>>15630303
Fuck you and your flesh bag

>>15630165
LIVING HERE IN JERSEY

FIGHTING VILLAINS FROM AFAR

>>15630165
The mech. You sold me on the space travel and self repair.

>>15630165

How easily can the mech be hijacked by someone else?

>>15631188
Probably not very easily if you can fly into space at a moment's notice.

>>15631188
Lets just say you're more likely to get cucked by the girl than for someone to steal your giant robot.

>go to Syria and rocket punch ISIS bases to smithereens
>tell North Korea if they ever succeed in launching a nuke, you'll be ready to catch it and throw it back
>even if there aren't any invading aliens, you can still explore the deepest reaches of space and make unprecedented discoveries

>>15631404
Might take you a bit to get to those deepest reaches if your mech tops out at 0.15c

Dude, even a mediocre car can get you some tail. Imagine pulling up to some honies in an Orbital Frame?

Robots come and go, but Rinko's are a once in a lifetime experience.

>>15630305

or she might be a crazy scientist who helps you to build a mech like OP described.

>No wanting to romance your brobot

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>>15630925
MG when?

>>15630165
This is not even /m/.

Better question:

Loyal waifu who pilots the mech instead of you

-or-

Sexy rival who pilots an equally powerful mech to keep things interesting

>>15630165
>Date advanced robot AI in the mecha
>make a move on the mysterious force powering the mecha
Was that even a question

>>15630165

Can I switch the robot's appearance at will?

Either way, robot.

>>15630165
The robot, obviously.

>>15632145
What about option C, a hotblooded male rival with the occasional instance of underlying homoerotic tension

>>15632288
Well, being sexy does not exclude males, now does it?

>>15630165
robot of course

What does the robot look like

>>15630165
I'd prefer a living sex doll over a mech, but you describe someone that is Good who the fuck wants that.
Guess I will go with the robot and just make a harem.

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>>15630165
>dumb bitch or Turn A Gundam

What kind of fucking question is this?

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>>15630165
The mech, please.

>>15630165
>girlfriend
or
>pile of scrap I don't even know how to pilot

>>15632570
>Get inside the mech
>Push the wrong button
>It self-destruct

Welp...

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>>15630165
I would rather a giant pirate spaceship with auto-repair, infinite ammunition and energy because of a magic engine that makes me immortal.

>>15630457
>you can't just live inside your mech
Is that your Final Answer?

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>>15630165
Fate already chose the first for me. I already got her into mecha and everything.

>>15633402
Have you two gattai yet?

>>15630165
This is a silly question, because you have the giant robot you will get the girl. Just look at Kouji. It happened to him.

>>15630165

The wife. Having her will make me happy.

The robot, while cool, will only cause suffering. It may be invulnerable, but IM NOT. People WILL kill me for it. And while I may be safe inside the robot, ill never be safe outside it ever again. Its a poison sugarpill monkey paw wish that brings me incredible misfortune for almost no benefit unless I have reason to believe we are about to be invaded by aliens or something.

>>15630165
Give me that fucking robot NOW !
Women are useless.

>>15630165
I choose robot.
A 100%, loyal, loving, beautiful robot, who will later become you wife. She is kind, very intelligence, and has a strong sense of justice. Her smile can warm the hearts of even the most cold-hearted demons.
https://youtu.be/ah-eDTlKw2Q

>>15634893
Your show sounds godawful, like 26 episodes of melodrama with exactly 7 fights, and only 3 of them are good.

>>15630165
Get the giant robot then start a coup de tat against the gov before engage in a battle royale with other /m/anon who chose robots.
A rivalry where I can shit-talking you guys while bantering with cliche lines, all while battle to the death with a giant robot is better than a relationship with any woman anyways.

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>>15636560
Before I clicked that, I felt almost sure it would be pic related.

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>Be a super hero
Vs
>Still be a fucking loser but have to drag someone with their life in order down with me.

Chances are I'd eventually have to fight giant monsters or other giant robots, so I'd probably at least get some use out of the robot.

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>>15634870
Eventually...

>>15630165
The robot.

>>15630165
B.

First get the mecha then get the bitches. UNLESS A gives me a mecha later down the line too. I don't need a Ideon or a Turn A While I would be completely fine with that I just want one suited to my taste. I also don't need to go to Mars in 20 seconds.

>>15636941
Sauce?

>>15638564
Read the file name

>>15630165
How lonely and boring is your life, holy shit.

>>15630165
>A 100% fully fictional giant mech
Did you mean fully functional? If yes robot all the way

>>15630165
The wife. I would give anything for a committed and loving relationship with a beautiful and loving girl.

Only way I'm getting that is in my dreams. Which is why I'm giving serious thought to a helium tank.

Unless choice B can be choice A, I will choose A, since she can make a robot for me too.

>>15630165
Number two I gotta give it to the mecha

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>>15630165
The one who not only understands my lewd moe esthetics, but improves it, so most probably the meka.

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>>15630165
get gravion>acquire bitches

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Chirico.

>>15630165
>a gf
>or 300 meter tall mecha-hitler

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>>15632145
Well now that is actually a difficult question, though I would have to say that having a mech pilot waifu would probably be better for the planet in the long run, considering the kind of collateral damage a fight between two equally powerful super robots would inevitably cause. I mean, the first option would be fine as long as as she lets me ride alongside in the cockpit to autistically yell out attack names,

>>15634893
I have to disagree, even if I never actually show the world the mech that I have, simply owning it and knowing that such a fantastic thing exists would be enough to bring me joy. It would stand as a symbol of idealism over pragmatism, and should the world ever truly need a hero the likes of which cannot normally exist, than I would be there to do whatever I could.

>>15642046
>dear wiseman
>please let me see my husbando again
>arigato

>>15630457
>you can't just live inside your mech
>that's_where_you're_wrong_kiddo.jpg

>>15632570
>Not reading the manual to learn the controls

>>15630165
Robot obviously nigga

>>15632570
>Not being hotblooded enough to just KANJIRUZE your way into SHORI
God, its like you're in the wrong fucking board or something.

>>15630165

What would a /m/ girlfriend be like?

What feels-y things would you do with a /m/ girlfriend?

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>>15644586
Gattai and summon a sword from a bolt of lightning and then ignite it on fire?

>>15630165
The mech easily. It could probably help humanity for a deep space exploration or even an alternative source of power by studying and harnessing it's power. It would also be very helpful just in case there's an alien invasion.

>>15630165
Neither. I'm not worthy of such a GF, and have no wish to visit Mars.

>>15646696
Man I remember why I didn't pick up Sun/Moon now.

>>15646788
I was wondering what good a mecha would be without nothing to fight but then I see that, space exploration for the good of mankind.
Thanks man for leading me into the light

>>15646788
If you let scientists study it an experiment will go wrong and an autistic teenager will find himself in the cockpit, be careful.

>>15630165
Another pro - the mech can be handed down to my children and become an heirloom of great power. The woman will be pretty for another fifteen years max before she hits menopause gets old and croaks.

>>15630165
There's nothing stopping me from just making the mech my girlfriend.

>>15630406
>A 100%, loyal, loving, beautiful girlfriend
A doesn't exist either

>>15630165
If Megas XLR has taught me anything, it's that Chicks Dig Giant Robots

>>15630165
The mech. Now if you said a super-powered android waifu who can tank a mega prominence from the sun, then I might reconsider.

>>15634893
Just destroy the world. There, now you're safe.

>>15630165
>can fly from the Earth to Mars in 20 minutes

Shit, I'd use that to gather materials and somehow build a home on Mars. Finally, I can fuck off from Earth!

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>Not having both
Basic bitches, the lot of you.

>>15632145
Sexy rival so we can fight and have extreme sexual tension while doing so.

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>>15652272

>>15652322
this gif is better in reverse

>>15652322
Yeah, that's what it takes at this point.

As long as the mech is painted red

>>15630165
The Robot

Have you not watched Megas XLR, OP? Chicks dig Giant Robots. It's basic common sense, man!

Having the robot will lead to women throwing themselves at you. Odds are, at least one of them will turn out to be gf material.

>>15630165
Give me my fucking robot.