Hello /m/, I need a volunteer to pilot the EVA-01. You must be

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I think I found a volunteer who meets your criteria

>>15549548

All 3 right here, I won't let you down sir!

>>15549577
I also forgot to say that it must be a human person.
The EVAs like eating furries apperently.

>>15549548
Sign me in, but only if I can bang that living mannequin who pilots the EVA-00 without having to go to jail.

>>15549586
Proof or gay
>>15549597
Oh it's fine, we have a lot of them.

>>15549607
>Proof or gay

Well I'm a wizard for one.

>>15549619
Congratulations! YOU ARE NOW CERTIFIED CANNON FODDER!

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>>15549620
It's like all my dreams have come true.

>>15549548
I have a bunch of stuffed animals.

>>15549548
PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME

>>15549626
Read >>15549588
>>15549633
Sorry! The very unimportant person who's gonna be dead anyway role has been taken.

>>15549643
Oh god please at least let me be the guy who ineffectually fires at the angel from a tank and accomplishes nothing

>>15549648
Aaaaand you're in!
I forgot that role exists.

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>>15549548
I'm sure XCOM will be able to spare a rookie for your anti-alien purposes

>>15549548
I'm a goddamned loner even if I don't want to be, atleast not entirely. We have to paint EVA-01 mostly white with a decent amount of red though. The horn has to go too.

>>15549717
They do jackshit and don't know how to pilot giant robots, although to be fair Shinji didn't have any experience too but fuck it.
>>15549721
Aw come on! The horn looks cool!
White and red color scheme? Sure, I'm into that too.

>>15549548
I am all 3. When do I start?

>>15549770
You don't need to! You can just immediately pilot the giant robot with NOOOO EXPERIENCE at all!
We might need alot of spare EVA-01s though.

>>15549548
I'd do it because then my dad would stop asking me when I'm going to have a real career like him but I'd probably be bad at it and I hate having to make a new set of work friends.

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>>15549651
Fuck yes! I'll make sure to hit it at the right angle to make sure that it doesn't actually do any damage.

Can't show up our star evas right?

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>>15549623
>IT'S A GUNDA-

Well, I don't lose nothing

>>15549855
Fucking hell, at least shoot at the right angle to do damage for once, at least before we show up the EVAs.
>>15549893
>IT'S AN ANGER-