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D'oh shit! The Martians are here and they all took Dayquil!

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D'oh shit! The Martians are here and they all took Dayquil! Only the second to last robot you just saw in the second to last show you just watched can save you now! There's no shame in watching it again if you can't remember. Will you be the salvation of mankind or will you fuck us so hard people will remember the Martians more fondly than you?
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Does it have to be the second to last mecha show I've watched, or just any show?
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>>15188231
>second to last show I watched
Space Runaway Ideon
>Second to last robot in said show
Last episode of Ideon I watched (Still working my way through it) had Ideon facing down the Rogg Macks.

So it looks like the Buff Clan will be up to bat. The Martians are fucked. Then humanity is fucked. Then Ideon will show up to save humanity and from what I've heard/seen so far of Ideon, the universe will then probably be fucked.
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>>15188231
>second to last mecha show I watched
Unicorn RE: 0096
>second to last robot SHOWN visually
Awakened Unicorn.
I think humanity's good. Nothing the tripods have can withstand newtype space magic. Banana could probably just handwave and make them all explode.
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>>15188231
Second to last show: The Big O
Second to last robot: Big O
IT'S SHOWTIME!!!
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>>15188231
Second to last robot in the second to last show would be...I want to say Kabakali, from G-Reco? I was rewatching that a bit back. So I could probably do fairly well, though likely not enough to win the war on my own.
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Legendary RPM Megazord.
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I don't want to be that kind of guy, but the War Machines get one shot by turn of the century cannons, so providing you have sealed cockpits I'm not sure what *couldn't* beat them.
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>>15188408
What? It counts as mecha. Beside, I'm a speed freak.
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>>15188231
>second to last show I watched

Well, since I just watched an episode of Daigunder, that'd make that the last ep of Aquarion Logos.

>second to last robot

...it's a cross counter that destroys both robots at once, so I'm going to assume either the slightly nerfed 3 Vector version of Logos or the Vector-Go version of Aquarion San is allowable.

Either is pretty fucking strong so that's not so bad.
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I think I'm lucky...
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>>15188231
If we're going by book tripods, they could be fought with late 1800's cannons and ram boats. Any mecha from any show could kick their asses.
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I will rescue the innocent and dispense JUSTICE
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>>15188231
So I guess I win...
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>>15188453
They are still very nimble and can melt your robot,especially if it`s a smaller one. The torpedo ram won,because of its' sheer bulk and the fact that it was in water,thus making the heat rays less effective. And even if the cannons can do damage,that doesn`t mean that once faced with another walker,the War Machines won`t actually fare better,seeing as it`s possible that they were designed to combat walkers to begin with.
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>>15188703
No no see Autism is not a contactable disease just because I have it myself does not mean I can inflict it upon others.
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Everybody stand the fuck back, I got this.
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>>90s Casshan
>>Braiking Boss

I bet even without the Andro Army, he'd kick the Martians' collective ass. But let's say he does have the Andro Army at his disposal; humanity would still be fucked.
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>>15188231
casual walk
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>>15188807
No see thats exactly how it works its not like I can psychically cause Autism dude if you think you caught it then you were likely autistic from the start
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>>15189643
Look dude as a literal autistic I can go about this all day how about instead of shit posting you actually post something relevant to the thread
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Imma fuck em up in barbatos rex
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>>15189738
well if being a shitposter is what makes you happy I guess I'll oblige
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Umm not sure if the second to last they showed on screen was the Robot Blume or the Earth Engine but they can both handle the martians no problem.

PUCK does not lie!!!
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>>15188231
Gekigan typpes from nadesico
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>>15189729
>IBOfag
>can't even read a simple OP
El Oh El Em Ayy Oh
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Combattler V!
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Technically the last mech you see is the bugu getting gunned down
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>>15193098
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>>15193123
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>>15193098
>>15193123
>>15193139
the PS2 should have been released in America, wtf
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>>15188231
>show you just watched
Do youtube clips count?
If so, then it's Shin Dragon
If only full episodes count, it's Vidar from the last episode of Iron Blooded Orphans (unless cockpit shots that don't show the outside of the mech count, then it's Hekija).

No matter how that goes, I'm pretty sure I'm okay (assuming the Getter doesn't lead to Hell and all that).
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>>15193205
Only full episodes.
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>>15193142
I agree Anon I agree
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>>15188231
In the book, the robots had fucking heat rays that caused anything they came in contact with to bubble up, melt, and then explode. Basically every mobile suit in this thread would get their shit rekt as soon as the alien saw them.

You'd need something like pic related to take it out
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Awww yeah.

I Am Gundam!
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>>15193235
Oh, by the way, I forgot to include the robot I'd get stuck with, which is pic related

Sorry humanity, you're fucked
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>gbft
>build burning gundam
It's an action figure. So, so fucked.
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>>15193235
>every mobile suit in this thread would get their shit rekt as soon as the alien saw them.
Highly debatable.
Those rays were destroying early 1900's tech. Mobile Suits are a bit different. Any of the 00 or Wing suits, for example, can survive re-entry heat. The IBO suits would probably be totally immune to the martian heat ray considering how easily they tanked Hashmal's beam weapon. Then there are special defenses like GP02's cooling shield which is made to withstand the heat and blast wave of an atmospheric nuclear detonation.

Honestly the 1953 would be a lot more of a fight since they demonstrated immunity to atomic weapons, but then again I don't recall anyone actually damaging any of the Tripods in the book either...
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>>15193235
Mobile suits have anti-beam coatings and most likely much better cooling and heat dispersal systems. 00 suits have GN fields as well,
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>>15188705
They weren't that nimble. Artillerymen could bring them down just by fucking up a leg. What let them steamroll were numbers and the fact that state-of-the-art land weaponry at the turn of the century was immobile artillery emplacements, and basically only having one solid functional warship, which actually fucked shit up before they all teamed up and microwaved it to death. They lack sophisticated targeting equipment; the Fighting Machines are described to be purpose-built exoskeletons. They're aiming their heat rays by hand. Any mecha capable of faster than horse/human speeds and/or flight is going to skullfuck them. Even the very few Flying Machines would be toast. As another anon said, as long as you have a sealed cockpit to avoid getting tagged by the Black Smoke you'll clear out all of London before dinner.
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>>15188231
>Second to last show
00
>Second to last suit
I'm pretty sure that's either the Exia R2 or 0 Gundam.
Heat rays ain't got shit on my E-Carbon, GN Field and Trans Am
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>>15193385
This is also a possiblity,with them being purpose-built exoskeletons. But consider this. The martians could possibly pull out another vehicle that was less like an expedition suit and more like a combat walker.
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>>15188231
>Second to Last Show

I watched Code Geass a few years ago.

>Second to last mech

The... Gen 8 Tristan, I think? That was a pretty decent mech.

Might have been the Gurren SEIREN or a Vincent. I really don't remember and I don't really care to rewatch the show.
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>>15193385
The tripods were probably built specifically for use against weaker targets. They may not even be military machines.
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>>15193385
>>15196469
>>15196511
I kind of want a movie/anime/ova about this now
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>>15188231
Modern bombers and attack craft could easily stomp them. Portable anti-tank rockets, even.

I don't remember what the second-last robot in the second-last show I saw was, but we'll be fine as long as it wasn't a VOTOMS.
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>>15196511
Nah, they were more or less the shock-troop suits. The narrator made his way down to one of their construction/staging camps for a time and ran into a some construction suits and one of the spider/farming/terraforming suits. It's actually where he makes the observation calling them suits, or "hats" as the Martians were pretty much just heads/brains with vestigial limbs. He may have seen one of the flying ones, but he mostly heard of it, I think from the Artilleryman or the Parson. They only busted out the flying machine once it was safe with all humans in the area killed or captured.

>>15196562
War of the Worlds is /m/echa as fuck, and also Survival Horror before it was even a thing.
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>>15188231

Achoo!
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>>15197978
So next time aliens attack we throw cute girls at them....I think I watched that Hentai.
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>>15197978
Won't work. They took Dayquil.
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>>15201644

It's night
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>>15201654
They constantly march west so they'll always be under the sun.
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>>15188231
call me a faggot, but...
>>2nd to last show
IBO
>>2nd to last mech
You Kidding? that's Gundam Vidar!

step aside, i've got the whole fucking invasion handled.....
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>>15201686
Vidar could probably just kick all the tripods really hard so they go home.
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>>15201686
IBO is a trash show but Vidar is one of the coolest Gundam designs I've seen in, like, the past decade.
How could such a bad show produce such a damn sexy MS?
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>>15201660

That would be great if not for things such as inclimate weather and the sun setting not being constant. Seriously it was dark at like 5 here
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>>15197683
Yeah, I never really looked at it that way.

War of the Worlds is basically Gundam from the perspective of the side without any Mobile Suits.
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I dunno, think the Major could take on Martian tripods in a tachikoma?
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Lancelot (original non-modified version) could probly take em out as long as the power doesn't run out
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>>15201764

That's a moronic thing to say and you're a retard for saying it
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>>15197683
The presence of weapons does not automatically mean they were built for war and the clear lack of armor or shielding pokes holes in that idea as well. They're war machines from the narrator's perspective, but the artilleryman states outright that what the Martians are doing is not war at all but pest control. Couple that with taking heavy damage from 19th century artillery, and it's far more likely that the tripods are pest control machines.
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the fuck ended up happening to this? anyone see it? did it suck?
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>>15203026
It was okay and a bit cheesy, but not terrible.
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>>15202944
>one side has 1900s technology
>one side has giant robots that fire lasers

How is that not comparable to fighting a war against mobile suits when your side doesnt have any?
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>>15203211

Because fighter jets and tanks can still fuck a mobile suit up and all it took was a little doing to catch up arms wise. It was human vs human tech Zeon was at best only single digit years ahead of the feddies.
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>>15206387
Anon, I'm sorry to say, but you're the retarded one. It's terminal. Just because there are significant plot difference between two things doesn't mean that they're not comparable.

Also, they fucked up an alien robutt with a 1890s warship too btw
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>>15188231
>second to last show: War in the pocket
>second to last robot: Kämpfer

I don't know anon, I'll give it my best shot, but the Kämpfer did get taken out by a friggin wrist machine gun. Also nothing but projectile and explosive weapons and no fancy beams except the sabers.

Then again, it's higly maneuverable and in the right hands can probably kick some martian ass.

I'd say we have a chance, provided I have enough support to keep getting me ammo and that I push my piloting abilities to the max.
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