So you're in the club and this gundam slaps your gf's

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>>15187092
Try to fight him and die in a horrific explosion because I'm not a main character

>>15187092
Does my gf care?
If yes, probably hit him with a chair or something else heavy like a truck...

>>15187092
Find a new gf because my last one just got fucking destroyed by a robot.

and then I PULL OUT MY GUN

>>15187092
Take pictures because tabloids will probably pay decent money for pictures of the White House Press Secretary slapping a grill's ass.

>>15187092
Ask the Gundam to slap mine.

>>15187092
Probably scream "It's a Gundam!" before he cleaves me in twain with a beam saber

>>15187108
>If not, I shrug and go back to my cuck shed
You sicken me.

>>15187092

I compliment him for his impressive robot costume and good taste in women?

>>15187092
Spread my asscheeks and ask Gundam to go balls deep. I've always wanted to be fucked by a robot.

>>15187092
wonder how I got a gf and when did robots start walking among us

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Kick him in the balls

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A robot made of all muscle?

Drop a colony

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>>15187118
He's got luna titanium m8

You'll only make it much worse

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>>15187479
Elastomer muscles soon, anon

>>15187092
Sweep kick, the bigger they is the bigger they fall

>>15187092
Shoot him

>>15187092
>What do you do?
Feel sad that my ass wasn't good enough for RX-78.

>>15187092
slap his ass

>>15187092
>Oh yeah, he's 6'3" 250 pounds, all Luna Titanium.
FTFY

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>>15187092
Use space autism magic to show him the error of his ways

>>15187092
>muscle
>Gundam

I go there to laugh at him.

>>15187092
Find out if he's down for a threesome. I'd love to watch my gf writhing with pleasure as she gets drilled by his massive robocock.

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>>15187092
Question why a club let a loli inside, then get my Gelgoog suit on so I can kick the Gundam's ass.

>>15187092
Commander Spicer!

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>>15187092
What you wanna do, devil?
What you tryin to do, devil?
What you wanna do, devil?
What you tryin to do, devil?