Hey /m/, thanks for agreeing to babysit tonight. I'm just

*Ple

>>15130056
Yeah sure that's fine. My tub's broken, she doesn't mind taking a shower, right?

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>>15130056
Sure thing, Glemy. I'll make sure nothing happens, you have fun

>>15130063
No, don't get her wet or feed her past midnight.

>>15130056
*unzips dick*

>>15130056
Imma feed the puru Ice cream.

Roleplaying is cancer.

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No problem Glemy, Happy to help.

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>>15130056
/m/ would be trustworthy to babysit. /co/ or /a/ or /tv/ or /v/ on the other hand.

Alright but I'm not changing any diapers

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This is the /m/ daycare center right?

Here's another one for you.

Her name is Motoko, but don't forget to always refer to her as "Major".

>>15130382
As long as you don't forger to lock Ideon....you did lock Ideon right?

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>>15130167
Agreed.
>>15130056
>>>/a/

>>15130119
What did he mean by this?

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>>15130056
Uh sure, it's not like she'll jump in my lap(limp ass penis) at a notice moment cause my green eye newu atypeo abilities and shit.

"Brah she a thot tho, bitch bout to muve on to the next nu-type bitch ass nigga in that secta"

>"Thots ain't shit but hoes and thirsty ass chricks. All I fuck with is my mane bitch my haman"

t. mashymre cello

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>>15130540
I have no idea what you just said.

>>15130056
I've noticed she has some violent tendencies. How do I get her to stop trying to murder my sister ?

>>15130484
>>>>/a/
anime ja nai

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>>15131129
Well played.

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>>15130496
>What did he mean by this?
Char lacks any sense of self awareness and/or is a bad liar

>>15130119

He's a sociopath. Lying is second nature.

>>15130056
Can I put peanut butter on my penis and have her lick it off?

>>15132375
What if she will bite to get to the creamy center?